FKK Artemis - Berlin

I've regularly reported that Artemis is my favorite FKK club in Germany. Usually this brings a number of negative views about the ages of the girls, the amount of siicones, tattoos etc. But one thing is for certain, whilst I've often left Sharks / Mainhattan / Oase disappointed, (LR I don't visit now due to the smoke filled cancer-inducing lounge) I NEVER walk out of Artemis having anything other than a great time. So it was again this evening. Arrived 7 pm. Initially thought the LU looked a little weak. You know you are visiting too often when no less than 5 girls approach you, recall your name within 10 minutes of being in the bar! But alas my favorite (joanne. Ro, long brunette, see cups natural) was not there. Ruby (without Cecilia) and Chrissie (without Joanne) were present. I really like Chrissie (tall blonde with red glasses) - she is great fun, has a great personality and gives great service. But tonight I wanted to try some new girls and there was no shortage for me of lovely girls to try. After some food (fairly poor. It is hit and miss at Artemis) and a beer, met up with stunning blonde Heather. Said from Moldova but spoke perfect Romanian. Stunning. Long blonde hair, bee / see cups natural, not a tattoo in sight. Aged 29 but looks 23. Black corset with attached stockings. She looked amazing. Beautiful face. Off to the room. 1. 5 hours, everything you can ask for in terms of GFE experience. Could have stayed with her all night. Lovely girl, great service, great attitude and not a hint of upsell. Perfect start and hard to leave her.

Shower, watched some football, another beer, into the bar. Immediately attracted to a super tall long dark haired girl on the couches (part of the Scarlett / blonde German crew). Over she came. Cannot recall the name but she says she is Turkish. Dreadful "you want to fuck me baby" opening. I say let's talk first and every second question is "you want to go to the room now? So I wait (not long) for the next "you want to fuck me" and I say "definitely not". No amount of trying to tell her I want to talk first was working. I didn't want a 30 minute interview -just a few minutes. She couldn't believe what she was hearing. She sought confirmation "you say you do NOT want to fuck me?" She said it like every guy in the club for all time wants to fuck her. She was not that good! I tell her I find her really attractive to look at but no I don't want to fuck you because you don't talk other than to ask for the room. I get it's their job but grease the wheels a bit. She is furious and returns to the couch and I had a good chuckle to myself.

Not long after I spot a very pretty short blonde, petite, great body, large tattoo on her back beautifully done. Says her name is Kerry. Sure. Mine is James Bond. It matters not. What does is her lovely smile, great attitude, sexy body and black suspenders. Off we go to the room. 1 hour, some extras (no upsell) and one of the best sessions I'd ever had at Artemis. Body 9/10 service 10/10. Not as GFE as Heather, not as sweet but sultry, sexy and good at everything she did.

There were at least 8 girls I'd have been happy to session with.

The stuff about the LU at Artemis being old is just nonsense. There is a fantastic mix. Spoke to German girls, 2 Dominincan Republicans, one Russian. You just don't get the diversity in other clubs in Germany.

For me, this is head and shoulders the best club in Germany. Service levels are better than anywhere else I've ever been (in Germany). One final point. I asked 7 girls if they knew of the new law prohibiting BBBJ from next July and not a single one of them had heard about it!

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1957212]

"you want to fuck me baby" "you want to fuck me" and I say "definitely not". "you say you do NOT want to fuck me?"


For me, this is head and shoulders the best club in Germany. Service levels are better than anywhere else I've ever been (in Germany). One final point. I asked 7 girls if they knew of the new law prohibiting BBBJ from next July and not a single one of them had heard about it![/QUOTE]Thanks for this great report! LOL.

So BBBJ still alive in Art after July next year *thumbs up*.

[QUOTE=Exodus8;1957346]Thanks for this great report! LOL.

So BBBJ still alive in Art after July next year *thumbs up*.[/QUOTE]Yep. Interestingly I had similar conversations with a Turkish Trio on Sunday night. A little too pushy for me.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;1957212] One final point. I asked 7 girls if they knew of the new law prohibiting BBBJ from next July and not a single one of them had heard about it! [/QUOTE]Maybe they know already, but they are just in denial phase!

[QUOTE=Exodus8;1957346]Thanks for this great report! LOL.

So BBBJ still alive in Art after July next year *thumbs up*.[/QUOTE]Yes 2 very good reports this week. Ninja must reset pacemaker to "low".

BBBJ issue absolutely not resolved at all. Not clear what this will mean in future, and girls too busy giving BBBJs to understand finer points of German law.

Must consult Der Oracle Herr Doktor Prof Pharisaer. Only he has The Knowledge of where this is all going as of next summer. But as of now, what is will actually mean, and how enforced, very uncertain.

PayForlt,

The Turkish woman was maybe Sinem: She has the longest black hair in the club. She is about 180 cm tall.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1957591]The Turkish woman was maybe Sinem: She has the longest black hair in the club. [/QUOTE]Seen one, Sinem all.

[QUOTE=Suppenhuhn;1957591]PayForlt,

The Turkish woman was maybe Sinem: She has the longest black hair in the club. She is about 180 cm tall.[/QUOTE]The height is about correct and her hair was all the way down her back to her ass so that is probably her. She also had extremely long tallon white nails which were. Impossible not to notice. I liked her until she started speaking.

Yes it's Sinem with the nails.

Great report PFI!

Arrived at 5 pm on Sunday there were already a decent number of girls at the club. Almost immediately I found one of my favorite girls at Artemis, Akira (thai) in the lounge, she told me she has just arrived after one month vacation so I jumped at the chance to be with her.

Of to the room upstairs 1. 5 h with two pops. Very friendly girl with lots of kissing, DATY, BBBJ and squirting! All you can ask for in terms of GFE! I made her squirt a few times, she said it normally never happens but maybe because this was her first session after her vacation she was extra sensitive!? Great girl! Super service! Only downside she is often booked for many hours, so she is not easy to get hold of!! Highly recommended!

After this great start of the evening I went to the saunas for some much needed recuperation. After a little while I felt ready for another session, ran into Tara (Rom) in the stairs, we talked for a few minutes so there wouldn't be any surprises in the room. She has blond shoulder length hair with modest enhanced breast. Agreed on one hour at first she was not so keen on kissing but after I had her coming hard two times in DATY she became very easy-going and the rest of the session was very GFE. She had 'new' tits so they were very sensitive and therefore not grip friendly yet! Will definitely repeat!

Third and final session on Sunday was Carrie (Bul) 30 min, I have been with her a few times before, last time a couple years ago, unfortunately we don't have such a good chemistry. She is in my opinion one of the prettiest girls at Artemis with a great body and a matching beautiful face with blond hair at the moment (she used to be a brunette). Nice session with DATY, BBBJ and sex. Amazing you can have sex with such a beautiful girl for 60 euro.

Monday, arrived 2 pm at this hour Artemis is quiet which I think is nice because it's not noisy and smoky and absolutely no stress. Had some breakfast and then found Kisha (Ger / Bra) she really has a killerbody with brown curly hair. We have met each other before and we have a good chemistry, meaning we can talk about anything and the sessions (yes I had 2 one hour sessions) become very intense, absolutely GFE, I could become addicted to her!!

After two sessions with Kisha I met a black girl called Marisol (DR) started of in the kino downstairs then of to the rooms, nice girl but only light kissing so decided to only stay 30 min with her. Not sure I will repeat.

The food was not good this day so decided to go out for dinner (Saigon Green in Kantstrasse, very good Vietnamese) and come back later that evening. I was very tired when I returned, if I haven't left things in my locker I shouldn't be back that day, but I wanted to session with Akira but she was prebooked for the whole night, disappointment! Wasn't in the mood for any surprises so went with Madison (Rom?) mainly because I know she is second to none in the art of BBBJ! She is truly amazing! I even get her to squirt during DATY! She is the only one except Anni (Scandalo, Malaga) who has ever squirted during DATY with me!

Tuesday, Started of with breakfast and a session with Kisha again!! Magnificent!!

Found Kiki (Cam) a sexy black girl we had a session for 30 min with fairly good sex but no real connection so decided to stop after 30 min without any pop. Three days with so much sex its not easy to come. Decided it was time to relax in the sauna and swim for a while to get back into action a couple of hours later. Aksena (Bul) then found me on the sofas downstairs at the stair, I can't say no to her, because we have been with each other many times before. Totally GFE for 30 minutes, she is almost as skillful as Madison with her mouth so I had no problem to finish with her!

After this I had no intention to have more sex before I left for my flight, but then I saw her Helena or is it Heather? (Mol) as PFI wrote in his report. Unfortunately I could only stay 30 min with this very beautiful woman. We had a very good time in the room, she described my tongue as the ultimate sextoy for girls!! She said she has been working at Artemis on and off for three years but I have never seen her before! But will definitely repeat if I have the chance!

On this visit to Artemis I did see many girls I haven't seen before and most of them with natural looks. I would say 75% of the girls had natural boobs on these days so to say Artemis is only older girls with silicone is utter nonsense, but I like silicone so I wouldn't mind a few of them getting enhancements!!

[QUOTE=Toxteth;1957991]Great report PFI!


After this I had no intention to have more sex before I left for my flight, but then I saw her Helena or is it Heather? (Mol) as PFI wrote in his report. Unfortunately I could only stay 30 min with this very beautiful woman. We had a very good time in the room, she described my tongue as the ultimate sextoy for girls!! She said she has been working at Artemis on and off for three years but I have never seen her before! But will definitely repeat if I have the chance!

On this visit to Artemis I did see many girls I haven't seen before and most of them with natural looks. I would say 75% of the girls had natural boobs on these days so to say Artemis is only older girls with silicone is utter nonsense, but I like silicone so I wouldn't mind a few of them getting enhancements!![/QUOTE]I'll return the compliment Toxteth. A really good report. Great to see the LU at Artemis changing and becoming fresh. Heather is certainly very pretty and sweet in and out of the room. I have had one session with Marisol before. Your comment on Anni made me smile. Pure coincidence that I was at Scandalo last night and filed a report today about the best performing girl I've had in all my years doing this. A Cuban, Fabianna, body builder but very feminine and could do the splits whilst fucking your cock. Full legs behind ears in mish. Incredible body, great session. You really should try her. As for Anni. Despite going to Scandalo more than any other venue in the World I'm still to meet her! Apologies to all Artemis members for the little deviation to Malaga which I hope can be forgiven given the extensive reports from Toxteth and I this week on the improved LU and some great performers in Artemis.

Does anyone know if Artemis is the only club with a gym?

Artemis is not a very good club. The staff and women are rude. I suspect that this rudeness is because Artemis caters, mainly, to tourists. The guests are first and last time visitors. Therefore, there is little incentive to give good service. If you approach an Artemis woman in a decent manner, you can expect rude treatment.

[QUOTE=DukesFord;1958425]Does anyone know if Artemis is the only club with a gym?[/QUOTE]I've asked this question before and have been told it is. But I was recently at Sharks and met a guy from the UK who said he'd been in a gym in either Planet Garden? Or somewhere near there Villa something? I've not been to either but he said they were good. Others who travel around in cars will know those clubs and might known if they have a gym. I'd also like to know the answer for certain.

[QUOTE=ThongLove;1958831]Artemis is not a very good club. The staff and women are rude. I suspect that this rudeness is because Artemis caters, mainly, to tourists. The guests are first and last time visitors. Therefore, there is little incentive to give good service. If you approach an Artemis woman in a decent manner, you can expect rude treatment.[/QUOTE]Where in Prague, there are no FKK like Artemis there in Prague.