Medellin Reports

Their new method of operation appears to allow only allow one shot on goal regardless of how long you pay to be with the chica. They have been operating like this for a long time and complaints to management fall on deaf ears. For example, if you pay for an hour and you finish in 10 minutes, guess what buddy, she is picking up her stuff and walking out the room. I personally wouldn't risk going to the place unless you agree to their practices. You've been warned!

[QUOTE=Slamcity7777;1283169]Energy is one of my faves. Good Service, reasonable rates, and great selection of girls. NOTE I have discovered that right after 1pm, a bunch of girls get into work late because of day classes. Go around1 to 1:45ish for the widest, more energetic and freshest, selection.[/QUOTE]

Aussie Greg,

Here's my ideas for the bar.

La Coneja Paisa.

La Cueva Koala.

The Wailling Wallaby.

Dingo's Den

Bob Oso's Bar

I'm staying at a 4 star hotel in Medellin. I'm wondering whats the best and most economical way to get a girl back to a room without having to pay the hotel or the girl the premium. Best strategy or locations. I'd rather be in the comfort of my own room then some seedy casa. But I'm also not interested in paying US prices. Might as well just stay here.

Next, I've got 3 free days and am debating between Cartagena and Bogota. I hate humidity and altitude. So which is better?

17) The Knife. Dingo's Den.

16) Nabru. La Oficina.

15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects.

13) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. Balls "nice"

13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla.

12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch.

11) TweedleD. Euphoria.

10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche.

9) Reefski,"Three Floors of Wh*res".

8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave.

7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn.

6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders.

5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa.

4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra.

3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro"

2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis

1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.

[QUOTE=TWilk; 1283073]Sounds good man, thanks. I looked on the map and Loutron seems too out of the way, Energy it is.

One more question, do you think it's safe to bring luggage to Energy? Do I have to worry about theft?[/QUOTE]Bring the luggage into the room with you.

[QUOTE=Gfeyup; 1282829]I think I'll hit Cartagena next time.

However, are there Paisa beauties there though?

I thought the women in Medellin had the beautiful blanca look, and Caribe region is noted for the beautiful morenas and negras?

Is there a notable Paisa (white) look in Cartegena?

PS MHV, I love your posts and the Pacers just got lucky so far.[/QUOTE]Colombianas from all over go to Cartagena. There are lots of paisas there.

[QUOTE=Hioctane;1283624]Colombianas from all over go to Cartagena. There are lots of paisas there.[/QUOTE]Hioc, yes your right but double and treble the price! than in there home town.
Cartagena is a tourist trap.

A. G.

[quote=reefski; 1283861]so what's the decor going to be? a bar of course, couches, tables. darts and a pool table? maybe some mirrors and a strippers pole? i think you should take that fuck basket / trapeze from room 7 and put it in there. people are already calling it a dungeon. go all out for a s&m theme and call it uncle greg's room of doom.

reef.[/quote]reef,

white sofa seats, white walls with one side mirrows, two 60" tvs and one 40" for 3 nfl games. purple timber doors (nazareno) and bar top and also timber nazareno floor.

a. g.

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1283888]Hioc, yes your right but double and treble the price! Than in there home town.

Cartagena is a tourist trap.

A. G.[/QUOTE]Well it depends. Yes and no. If you don't speak a lick of Spanish, yes, you'll probably be charged the gringo rate. So in that sense, yes it's a tourist trap. However, if you'll been to other parts of Colombia, you'll have a leg up in negotiations. I've gone to Cartagena with friends that don't speak a word of english. They were consistently charged more than me. However, surprising they were able to manage on their own because there are many more girls that speak English.

[QUOTE=Amb832; 1283080]It depends on how far advance you book your ticket and the time of year. I seen tickets as low as $750 but that was earlier in the year. I booked my ticket 4 months in advance for my trip in July and it cost me $960. So I guess alittle over $1000 Is about average.

Flying out of IAH is always expensive for what reason I don't know.[/QUOTE]I have flown to MDE at least 5 times in the last year, via IAH, and I have neen a sharp increase in fares over that time. I had alot of miles and a few flight credits I used in creative ways until they ran dry. During that time, the cheapest was $800; the norm was just shy of $1000. Some of this can be attributed to the CO / UA merger, but most I think is the high price of jet fuel and demand for seats. The effects of reduced capacity is starting to drive the seat prices up. As mentioned earlier, I tried many creative miles and paid opportunities. Several times I tried miles from DEN to IAH, but the cost of IAH to MDE was no more than $50 less than DEN-MDE. I do not see the fares dropping until September and at that time they are running just shy of $900 and that was if I were booking today. I can only think what they will be when I go to book a month before departure! The high price of airfare to MDE is starting to price me out of that destination. Just 2 years ago I was buying tickets for an average of $600 one month before travel.

[QUOTE=Hioctane;1284044]Well it depends. Yes and no. If you don't speak a lick of Spanish, yes, you'll probably be charged the gringo rate. So in that sense, yes it's a tourist trap. However, if you'll been to other parts of Colombia, you'll have a leg up in negotiations. I've gone to Cartagena with friends that don't speak a word of english. They were consistently charged more than me. However, surprising they were able to manage on their own because there are many more girls that speak English.[/QUOTE]

What language did your friends speak?

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1283010]This stupid ass mofo tried talking shit about me and my beloved Miami.

THEN IMMEDIATELY PUTS ME ON HIS IGNORE LIST SO HE CAN'T READ MY RESPONSE and then starts posting fake generic backpage pictures claiming ownership saying they were taking with his "old cell?" jajajajajajajaja LOL LOL rotfl, What a punk, would LOVEEEEE to meet this guy in Medellin somewhere on the streets.

P. S. The "Ignore List" is for Bitches! Ala Frank Casio.

Good Lookin Out Nclpimp Gracias![/QUOTE]In case there was any ambiguity this statement was a KUDOS response to Nclpimp for quoting then outing a member BEVALAROS for posting BACKPAGE pictures and claiming they were "taken with his own camera".

[QUOTE=Encinoman; 1283562]I'm staying at a 4 star hotel in Medellin. I'm wondering whats the best and most economical way to get a girl back to a room without having to pay the hotel or the girl the premium. Best strategy or locations. I'd rather be in the comfort of my own room then some seedy casa. But I'm also not interested in paying US prices. Might as well just stay here.

Next, I've got 3 free days and am debating between Cartagena and Bogota. I hate humidity and altitude. So which is better?[/QUOTE]You have to pick which one you hate more, humidity or altitude.

You are just starting to post so I don't know what you like or dislike. If you are going for chicas, go to Cartagena for sure. It is easier, manageable, more choices and depending on the season, may not be that humid.

For chicas, I would say MDE, CTG and BOG in that order. I have not been to Cali, but my sense is that it would come before BOG.

El agujero: (The hole) or if you want to go with a sobering tone,

Abrevadero: (Watering hole / trough). Also El pozo de agua. (smile)

[QUOTE=Ricker;1284214]What language did your friends speak?[/QUOTE]Slip of the tongue. LOL. They don't speak spanish.