Phuket Reports

Unique Sexperience in Phuket -REALLY???!!!
Normad 2020 - I really appreciate your vivid sense of imagination!

- What balls!! 4 brother in laws out screwing together! And so generous - a whole RM1,000 each for wifeys

- Baht 500 for a BJ from the naked caddie in a shed at my golf club - that's the tip that lots of us give for just caddying services!

- 3 shots from a Christin gal! 2.5 hours! Now let me get it clear -
a. Soapy Body Massage, CBJ, fuck, u came
b. Soapy Body Massage, Thai Massage, BBBJ, Fuck, She came, Doggie, Baby Oil, Arse Fuck, BBBJ and u came while deepthroating (Must be superior Quality Condoms able to withstand baby oil!)
c. Stroking, BBBJ, Fuck, BBBJ, CIM.

- By now Vany must really be in love with you! And oh, after coming 4 times that Saturday day - did you also do your husbandly duties with wifey that night?

Hmmmm... what is that lump in my cheek?

SE Asia Joe

Thats what I thought....

Sorry to say that husband duties were neglected for the next few days :) Wife did not noticed as she was too excited about the cheap bargains she and her sisters had at the various shopping outlets in Phuket town. BTW, I was loaded with a hugh excess baggage charges on the way out from Phuket :( Four shots is not a problem but the sperm count is definitely low on the 3rd and 4th shot, but the feeling is ....what can I say. I was just sharing my experience with fellow brothers. I am in my 30s and took great care of myself and ate the right kind of herbs to be in form. Cheers.



[QUOTE=SE Asia Joe]Unique Sexperience in Phuket -REALLY???!!!
Normad 2020 - I really appreciate your vivid sense of imagination!

- What balls!! 4 brother in laws out screwing together! And so generous - a whole RM1,000 each for wifeys

- Baht 500 for a BJ from the naked caddie in a shed at my golf club - that's the tip that lots of us give for just caddying services!

- 3 shots from a Christin gal! 2.5 hours! Now let me get it clear -
a. Soapy Body Massage, CBJ, fuck, u came
b. Soapy Body Massage, Thai Massage, BBBJ, Fuck, She came, Doggie, Baby Oil, Arse Fuck, BBBJ and u came while deepthroating (Must be superior Quality Condoms able to withstand baby oil!)
c. Stroking, BBBJ, Fuck, BBBJ, CIM.

- By now Vany must really be in love with you! And oh, after coming 4 times that Saturday day - did you also do your husbandly duties with wifey that night?

Hmmmm... what is that lump in my cheek?

SE Asia Joe[/QUOTE]

Normad2020 - You're really da man! What a cocksman you must be! Betcha ladies all over must be dropping their panties as soon as they see you
Wow - I've just read your previous reports - omigawd! Jeez - and how about your lovely missus? Should I feel sorry for your poor wifey - I mean what she has to enjoy every day when you ain't out and about sowing your seeds to one and all. The way that you are, I'm surprised she would even be able to walk - never mind go out shopping
I gotta stop this!! What am I doin' reading so much ISG reports - I'm gonna go blind!
- Miri - 17 yo sex goddess - coming coming coming - Twice before 11, then at 1:30 am,, at 5:00 am, 7:00 am, 8:30 am, 9:20 am - and yes of course the sex goddess also came!
- Rini /Surabaya - your climaxing masseur - and only by your fingers! Boy - she must really be inexperienced huh? But she's a Puki Madura expert?
- Sino-kadazan Secretary RM100 - and wow did she ever...come
- Riko, Riko the 17 yo Japanese back packer - wow what a seduction scene, what a cocksman, DA MAN!
- Wet Wet Wet Tika in KK
- Citraland Retna and Rose - oh wow - another wet dream for me - 2 of 'em servicing you and one squirting all over the place
- Holly Molly - the fiance of your marketing manager - sucking you off, licking your shaft and balls to clena you up after the deed - in a toilet minutes after she first met you!!
- the 2 cousins with you having to break in the 18 yo!

What is this about the Lotus Position you keep on writing about? you sit she sit and you face each other? Turn you on?

And the name of your herbs man - I want some of that! then I can do it and do it and do it and do.... OUCH ... that hurts!!
SE Asia Joe

I have to agree with you, this guy (Normad2020) is really bola bola. I hope the young readers do not believe things like this really happens. Oh well I guess he has his fantasy's.

LK

Was wondering that myself, how true is the report on Christins. After reading the report thought it was a letter to Penthouse magazine but decided to give #15 a shot, and yes her name was correct as posted. Soapy massage was great but took to long- about 35 minutes. Great attention to cleaning and rubbing everywhere. Only went because liked MPs in Bangkok and tried only one on the coast before. Also have been disappointed with girls I have taken home who get lazy as the night goes on, i.e. no BJ, want to do boom boom one time and go home or just sleep, etc. So heard about this MP girl and though I would be in for a nefarious relationship.

After soapy went to bed but girl refused to do BBBJ, said not allowed in MP, with excuse bad for me and bad or you, don't do it. Kisses were more or less off the list, except during intercourse when she does something that annoys me with some TG, she tries to suck my tongue out of my mouth! Why can't they suck like that when doing BJ? As for anal, out of the question as well.

All in all, a 6 out of 10 I would give her as she used lubricant complaining I was too big. Then she complained about going a second round and when I wanted a third round said time's up. She is in her 30s and just kept on chatting about trivial things- i.e. boyfriend from Sweden gave her a car, she is paying for house in Chiang Mai, etc. Session was rushed too and I did not bring my watch but noticed when I left the room already dressed, that her watch must have been 10 minutes fast or the hallway clock 10 minutes slow.

Will give positive as well, soapy was in great detail and she clipped my toe nails in between erections and massaged my back. But since I was sunburn, putting baby powder on a red farang is like drying your body after showering with sandpaper!

Not saying made any false statements, but reminded me of friend I had drink with me recently who bragged about a little black book he has on Phuket but when we met up, he conveniently forgot it in Singapore. Hmm.

Sorry for the late reply as I just got back from Australia. Did not try any meat there as everything was too expensive.

Brothers, I wrote as I have experienced them. I believe in writing in full detail as I am of the opinion that the readers deserve the detailed account. If my writing offended some who prefers the short version, I apologise.

My adventures does not mean I am neglecting my marital duties. In fact my wife and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. Except I get to do things with the other girls that my wife finds "unusual". My job allows me to travel to many places and experience different ladies and their skills. I do not apologise for that.

Like they say "one man's honey is another man's poison"....well I write as I experienced them and if it pleases you as fellows brothers of the same interest, please read on. If it offends you please skip to the next report as I am sure there are plenty of other reports to read.

I hope my position is clear on this matter. If my reply offended any brothers, please accept my sincere apology. Cheers.

[QUOTE=Normad2020]Sorry for the late reply as I just got back from Australia. Did not try any meat there as everything was too expensive.

Brothers, I wrote as I have experienced them. I believe in writing in full detail as I am of the opinion that the readers deserve the detailed account. If my writing offended some who prefers the short version, I apologise.

My adventures does not mean I am neglecting my marital duties. In fact my wife and I have a very healthy sexual relationship. Except I get to do things with the other girls that my wife finds "unusual". My job allows me to travel to many places and experience different ladies and their skills. I do not apologise for that.

Like they say "one man's honey is another man's poison"....well I write as I experienced them and if it pleases you as fellows brothers of the same interest, please read on. If it offends you please skip to the next report as I am sure there are plenty of other reports to read.

I hope my position is clear on this matter. If my reply offended any brothers, please accept my sincere apology. Cheers.[/QUOTE]

Normad - I certainly am NOT offended by anything you write - and whilst the word 'bemused' certainly comes to mind - I'm pretty sure that most others here are probably also NOT offended. I would also like to first apologize to you beforehand for possibly causing offense to you.
We all appreciate a good report - especially ones so replete with details as yours are. But the thing is, there is a matter of perhaps being over board - especially when it comes to writing about one's sexual prowess and irresistible charms. Things like screwing - and coming 7 times all within the confines of an overnighter (jeez - even a third time - with a working lady - is definitely a chore for me!) and getting a complete stranger to give you a blow job in a Disco toilet within minutes of meeting here.... and then stating that she is the fiance of your marketing manager.
Come on Normad - I could believe SOME of the stories - but the fact is that you are telling us that each and every one of your sexventures is a mind blowing experience. I would humbly suggest that this just detracts from the inherent attractiveness of your reports and brings to question the maturity of your thought process.
Remember - ISG is about sharing actual experiences which readers could use - definitely not to misguide anybody. And when you state things like getting laid/BJ by the Caddy at a shed at Laguna GC (For 500 Baht!!) - well, that certainly got my ire up as I know damn good and well that this is a 90% improbablity. I play regularly there and just about each and every one of those caddies are decent hard working ladies (albeit that they are suually a bit older) trying to earn an honest baht. You come up with this story and I really do think that this is going over the line and will make things worse for these ladies to earn their hard earned baht.
Again my apologies - this is just my humble opinion - and I for one will continue to read your reports - but with lots of bemusement and with my tongue firmly in my cheek
SE Asia Joe

Was really hoping someone may be able to give me some locations / names of somewhere where I could get a decent massage and HR. I'm there with friends and not really into full sex anymore. Feel it is too risky. Call me paranoid ! So is there somewhere I can go for an hour or two massage with optional hand job, up market and spotlessly clean,as cash is not really an issue. Perhaps a spa of some sort ? Thanks in advance really appreciate it.

try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.

Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.

Dan

[QUOTE=DanTheMan]try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.

Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.

Dan[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info, since I havent been there for some years is there any further location detail available on this ? Is this a spa or just 'soapie' parlour?

Thanks

its not a soapie just one of those "spa complexes/ massage parlours"

Dan

[QUOTE=DanTheMan]try the MP next to the Burasari resort in Soi Holiday inn. Theres 2 there but the one I am talking about is the first one on the right as u come off beach rd. You cant miss it, theres always a tribe of women standing out front of the joint.

Ask for Dee! She'll look after you.

Dan[/QUOTE]

Dan, went there twice but Dee was either busy or off. Went instead with girl named Tik. Cute as can be and only 18 years old! Great service, highly recommend her, hell, liked her so much went back for seconds that week! I was all the way on the north side of the beach but thought it was worthwile.

Tell her Julian sent you, she will take good care of you!

[QUOTE=Bilbo456]Was really hoping someone may be able to give me some locations / names of somewhere where I could get a decent massage and HR. I'm there with friends and not really into full sex anymore. Feel it is too risky. Call me paranoid ! So is there somewhere I can go for an hour or two massage with optional hand job, up market and spotlessly clean, as cash is not really an issue. Perhaps a spa of some sort? Thanks in advance really appreciate it.[/QUOTE]In my experience it is possible to get a HR with an "oil massage" in ANY and ALL the massage places, regardless of their appearance. The ladies make only about 100 THB a day if they are lucky, and the fancier places actually pay them the worst.

So if you're polite and nice about it will happen.

Tip her abpout 10-15% of the house charge which can be as low as 200. 300/hr seems to be the standard charge, even in an elegant place like the Water Palace Spa in Chalong (64/66 Moo1 Chofa Rd East) 300 THB includes great aromatic oil massage, unlimited use of Finnish dry sauna and olympic size swimming pool.

Good to see you checked the place out!!! They have some dam fine women workign there. Pity that Dee was busy!