Ezinho / A Review of South America (thus far)
[b]E:[/b] Yeah, Andrea is a hottie. Had I not tapped her twice in Cheers seeing her in Cafe Rojo would have resulted in a ficha (or two?). A friendly, sweet 19 year youngin'.
You are impressed 9 months after my departure? I am impressed to be still posting. I know Quito's clubs and pussies are not for many guys but they obviously made an impression on me. Seems every country in South America I have visited since knocks me down one more level in terms of enthusiasm. The subsequent never equals or surpasses the precedent?
I have now travelled Ecuador, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Paraguay. In perspective I view Ecuador, Peru and Bolivia as three large Indian reserves; cheap. I view Chile and Argentina as anomalies of the Latino world (central/south America). As fucked up as they may be in their own light they are a tier above their neighbors in terms of general stability.
Of the three Indian reserves Lima has many tasty-looking spinners but one has to deal with a shithole of a city to get them. Lima is not pretty. La Paz in Bolivia is pretty but chica-quality is minimal. Quito is my fave of the three cities due to what I consider to be its advantages over Lima and La Paz: (1) Manabi's beautiful chicas, (2) the northern/coastal negritas, (3) the overflow of Columbians, and (4) in terms of safety it sits in the middle of volatile Lima and sleepy La Paz.
I passed on sampling chicas in Chile due to expense. Buenos Aires' central clubs are too pricey for my budget; in addition I don't care much for the apartment setups, even if they be cheaper than central's clubs. I should have pursued exploration in BA's suburbs for more blue-collar clubs but after a degree of unmet expectations it cooled my enthusiasm. As Paraguayan chicas dominate the Buenos Aires market I am currently in Asuncion, Paraguay scoping it out. While initial results were promising this is no Quito; peculiar since it is double Quito's population. Brazil -- Rio -- one of your favorites is up next. Bubba Boy's Rio Guide is a great read. I had to laugh when I read:
"One thing to note if you intend to see the same girl more than once be prepared for her to consider you her boyfriend. You don't believe me? Just wait! She will often be way more intimate during subsequent encounters, perhaps doing things she doesn't normally do with one time punters. ... the downside to this is she will be jealous as hell if you dare look at another girl within the terma. She will also ask where you have been when you are not there etc. I kid you not , these latin girls are very passionate. Some have a definite "Fatal attraction bunny boiler - stalker complex". You don't believe me? Just wait!"
Fuck, that is Quito! I know Rio will not be another Quito but I will take a look at places while there. Help sounds like quite the club experience. Though it may be an off-thread-topic I have one-tongue-in-cheek question I need to ask: do the termas have swimming pools and/or hot tubs? Cus I own a mean set of water wings I want to impress the chicas with.
All said, in due time I will probably swing by Quito again for the close of my South American tour.
Another 180 drunks in VIP 3 Star, please ...
Ecuador in Global Context
It's a slow night. Decided to post this for a little bit of fun.
While eating dinner I had the thought: has anyone on the board done a global ISG study and posted the results? If so someone direct me. I have tried time and again to randomly read other boards but usually get so bored of "ass-clown" posts I give up. Doing this statistical study provides a bit more focus in the effort to educate myself as to where on earth ISG mongerers spend their eyeball-time and money.
As part of this, of course, I wanted to know where Ecuador / Quito fits in the big picture (and eventually how many threads have detailed lists advising members where to go for P4P). Consider this research for an up and coming Quito advertising campaign by marketing company Tungurahua Inc. (Lest someone take me seriously I disclose: I'm joking.) For the more places I visit and/or read about helps me to gain insight in 'painting' the perfect Quito Fuckclub List. Results are:
Top Geographical Areas by Posts:
USA & Canada: 356,975
Asia: 186,364
South America (includes AP): 99,364
Europe: 64,558
Mexico & Central America: 33,359
Caribbean: 18,308
Middle East: 12,976
Africa: 6,966
Oceania: 4,366
Total posts without USA: 431,077
Total posts with USA: 783,236
Top Countries by Posts:
1. USA 352,159
2. Thailand 53,996
3. China 47,267
4. Argentina 42,470
5. Brazil 25,810
6. Malaysia 25,805
7. Mexico 21,997
8. Germany 17,500
9. Columbia 17,135
10. Philippines 16,902
11. United Arab Emirates 10,717
12. Dominican Republic 10,675
13. Indonesia 9,570
14. Russia 7,767
15. Peru 7,390
16. Japan 6,342
17. Ukraine 5,710
18. Costa Rica 5,530
19. India 5,441
20. South Korea 4,867
21. Canada 4,816
22. Czech Republic: 4,634
23. Turkey 3,541
24. Cuba 3,408
25. Singapore 3,392
26. Cambodia: 3,128
27. Sri Lanka 2,739
28. Vietnam 2,712
29. Spain 2,621
30. Lesser Antilles 2,437
31. Panama 2,426
32. UK 2,369
33. Ecuador 2,037
Random thoughts: The first time I looked at the USA sex guide was tonight to see how many posts it had -- wtf?! Guys still buy pussy in the USA?! No wonder so many are broke, in debt and bankrupt! I was surprised to see Argentina at #4. You're telling me I just left the fourth hottest pussy destination in the world?! lol. Half -- or more -- are chicas from Paraguay. What the fuck is Malaysia doing at #6?! What the hell is in the United Arab Emirates?! Piper1 must singlehandedly sustain the UAE himself, accounting for 78% of the country's GDP. Comparing the juggernauts of population China at #3 is of interest while India sucks ass at #19. What are German girls doing to hit #8?! So much for French girls and French romance. Ultimately Ecuador ranks #33 worldwide. Hmmm, Tungurahua Inc. has a lot of marketing work to do to get to #1. I like a good challenge. Bring it on mofos!