Trip Day Report 7: Make the Call = Drunk Santa
Trip Day Report 7: Make the Call = Drunk Santa
Woke up around 12 and everyone got dress and ready to go.
Junior: Boss where we heading too.
CH: Take me to the medical center. Me and the girls are going to put our cards on the table and get tested.
Now I know what some of yaw are thinking.
FORUM MEMBERS: Is Coolie High CRAZY.
CH: You muthafucking right!
Hell other then anal and girls playing with each other we've already did every freak nasty shit you can think of so fuck it why not get tested. As we were driving to the medical center I wanted to see if any of the girls would back out but sure enough these girls are down.
CH: Well our be damn. These broads got more balls then alot of dudes I know.
Junior: Boss don't take this wrong but your nutz LOL.
Fuck it! Where here. We goes in and the process is very simple. Takes no more then 30mins. There testing for HIV and I believe gonerrhea and chlamydia. The test cost 800pesos (21. 19usd) per person. So I wounded up paying 2400peso for the 3 of us.
It's a blood test which means they got to use a huge ass needle to take your blood and ol Coolie was up first. Had to lead by example and show no fear. BOOM I'm done. Starr goes next. BOOM she's done. And then Bubbly starts crying.
Bubbly: I'm scared of needles!
CH: mi Amor it's not that bad. Ima hold your hand. Matter of fact just look away while he's taking your blood.
Although Bubbly kept crying she stayed strong and just like that we were all done. Test results would be available in a few hours. Cool.
CH: Hey I'm curious, who owns the Medical Center.
Junior: Armondo.
CH: Got damn the same cat that owns Classicos?
Junior: Yep! That's the one.
CH: This muthafucker owns everything LOL.
Moving on it was time to me up with my man TomJackin. He's been putting in work in the Tijuana and and Pattaya section on ISG for years and it was time we meet. He was staying at the newgarden so my entourage and I met up with him downstairs for some drinks. Where telling mongers stories and I tellem what me and the ladies did for breakfast.
Tijuana: your fucking nutz LOL! So what happens if someone turns up positive.
CH: Well I guess that means where all fucked LOL.
Truth often comes in jest gents. So after a few more rounds of drinks me and TomJackin get a little hungry. He tells me of an a Italion restaurant right across the street from TerraLinda. Cool I'm down. We place our order and I decided that me and TomJackin should celebrate the good life with a shot. Not a good idea.
Tijuana: WTF? This is not vodka. This is Sambuca.
CH: Fuck it.
CH & Tijuana: SALUTE!
2nd shot. 3rd shot. 4shot. Hell Bubbly wanted to be down so she got a shot. She was done after that.
CH: want to another shot.
Tijuana: MAKE THE CALL.
And just like that another shot of Sambuca was brought to us.
Tijuana: U ready for another one.
CH: MAKE THE CALL.
Where eating good food and taking shots after shots celebrating life as if the world was ours. And it was.
CH: Ok how about one more.
Tijuana: MAKE THE CALL.
My dumb ass decides to tell the waitress to fill the WHOLE shot glass-up with sambuca. It was three shots in one glass.
CH&Tijuana: SALUTE!
The shot got me off my seat and into the street.
CH: GOT DAMN I felt that. WTF is wrong with us.
Tijuana: Yeah I felt that one as well LOL.
Afterwards TomJackin decides to shut it down a few ticks. He's stumbling to his hotel and I'm stumbling to my car. That's what I get for trying to out drink a sailor.
CH: FUCK ME! I forgot we got to take these toys to the kids.
Junior: Yeah the boxes are still in the back of the trunk.
CH: FUCK IT! Lets do this.
I guess the kids are going to be calling me Drunk Santa. We drive to the medical center first to get our results.
CH: You see that! NEGATIVE. Now come and do the Kid&Play dance move with me.
Starr&Bubbly: QUE?
CH:Nada mi amors. Te querio.
Everyone's test results was good which mean we can carry-on with all the freak nasty shit. Ooh I got plans for tonight. That's if I'm not still passed out.
We finally get to Starr and Bubbly barrio. The kids start forming around the back of truck. I had Junior pass out the toys while I chill in the cut. The kids are happy and I'm holding back tears. This is what it's all about gents. Giving back to the place that's given much to you.
Afterwards there were still some kids that didn't get a toy.
CH: Junior tally up how many kids that didn't get a toy and we'll go and get some more.
Junior: I'm on it
5mins later.
Junior: 20 more kids.
CH: k cool!
Junior: Boss I got to warn you no matter what it'll never be enough. Your going to have kids from other barrios come when next time you bring more toys.
CH: We do what we can! VAMANOS.
We all load up and drive back to the walmart in Puerto plata. I'm REALLY feeling that sambuca right about now. We get to the place and I tell Junior and the ladies to pick the toys out and come get me when it's time to pay the bill. I needed a quick nap.
I'm snoring in the suv with the AC on blast.
Starr: Mi Amor wakeup! La cuenta.
CH: Ok ok! Uno momento
I'm stumbling out the car like a drunken wineo. Damn you TomJackin and that fucking sambuca. U got me off my Coolie high. Now I'm stumbling and bumbling holding onto to Starr as I pay the bill. The bill came to a little over a $100 dollars. But I didn't care. I just want to shut it down a few ticks.
They decided to take me straight home so I can rest. We'll give out the rest of the toys tomorrow. Finally we made it back to the villa
CH: AHH YES! Come here you sexy thing you. God I miss you.
Starr&Bubbly: QUE?
CH: SHHHHH! I'm talking to the pillow. Sweat dreams!
Trip Report Day 8: The Sweetest Taboo Returns coming soon
She's pleasing her base, not hiding.
From today's Sosua News:
Tuesday, August 16, all over the country, the 'Dia de la Restoration', was celebrated, commemorating that 148 years ago, Dominican freedom fighters led by the folk hero Gregorio Luperóand, expelled the Spanish conquerors from the country.
This national holiday is also used by the government to account for its policy of the previous year. There was also a meeting at City Hall in Sosúa with Mayor Ilana Neumann accounting for her policy. At this meeting the commanders of the national police, tourist police, air force, fire brigade and the parish priest and pastor of the church authorities were present. The mayor mentioned a number of objectives that have been achieved under her leadership since August 16, 2010. She mentioned the construction of a basketball field, the new park Mirador, the renovation of the fire equipment, the construction of the water system at La Mina Los Castillos, the establishment of a free prostitution zone, the placement of billboards for extra income and improvement of regulations for land use.
While the mayor enumerated these achievements loud sirens sounded outside the city hall in the street. Two fire trucks came forward. The Mayor had the windows open and reported that she purchased the two fire engines recently. The mayor made $ 20, 000 available for the purchase. The owner of the water company 'Agua Sasino' Mr David Kersteman, eventually made the purchase possible with a large donation. Then the mayor mentioned a number of social programs that were performed through her mediation. The dental and medical students from the University of Santo Domingo were willing to provide free medical care for poor residents of Sosúa. Also free medication and bandages could be provided. The municipality also supported literary conferences, the facilities of the library, and festivities of the Evangelical and Catholic Church. Furthermore, they rented rooms where classes in dance, music, painting and exhibitions will be given.
At the end of the presentation the mayor called on all kinds of repair work, also funded by the municipality. She named repairs to the ambulance, road construction and road maintenance machinery and trucks. Finally, a financial statement was handed out in which the municipality accounts for the expenditure and income of the municipality.