Medellin Reports

Thank you to the board.

I arrived in Medellin and the weather was perfect. After "Arrivals" I moved through a crowd of taxi signs and family members. I made my way to the second floor of the airport. The exchanged rate was 1750 to the dollar. After exchanging, I went back to the first floor and added minutes to my Colombian mobile and grabbed an empanada.

Tired as an Eskimo in India, I boarded the local mini bus for 7, 500 pesos ($4+) , and 60+ minutes later I'm located in El Central by the Nutibara Hotel and Plaza Botero. If you're a 1st timer, stay at the Mansion. Colombia is the Major Leagues. If you don't know at least intermediate Spanish. You're kind of fucked. Unless you stay at the Mansion, hang with the students (150k negotiable) , and have Fernando (30k hr) take you on disco trips (He's awesome). Listen to me, open up your bank account and leave safely with a smile. (I did before and will again).

I decided to stay in El Central on this particular visit. One, it's conveniently located near all the casas. Secondly, I wanted to mixed it up and try something different. Lastly, I could benefit on savings with taxis (or I thought). A lot of posters state "El Central" as a dangerous location, which I can attest is true at night. However, during the day and afternoon, I felt fine and had no problems. As other posters have written, please use common sense and respect. Medellin is a more reserved and conservative environment. Certain things are left behind closed doors, unlike parts of Asia or the Caribbean.

My thoughts: I checked into Gran Hotel located within a 2 – 6 block radius from all the casas, even the famed 'New Life. ' The Gran Hotel is very large and contains 16 floors. The personnel were very professional, kind, and a few front desk people even spoke English. They charged $60usd per night, which included a hot breakfast, mini bar, solid wifi, and was also chica friendly. If you enjoy casa runs, this hotel is a fantastic alternative. The location is close to Exito super market, several bank atms, pharmacies, and local restaurants. However, there are plenty of cheaper accommodation's located in El Central as well. Gran Hotel is dated. The place has charm though and I felt secure the entire time. Ask for a balcony room with a view of the mountains.

I dropped my luggage and I'm off to New Life. Damn, I'm excited like a Panda Bear in Rome. At 6pm, there were about 12 chicas. Still really good quality. However, I wasn't impressed with the lineup. But wait, I do see a light skinned sexy chica from my last trip. She has 'natural' small C's, slim waist, jet black hair, and the biggest fake ass at New Life. Can you name her. I bet you can. OOOO She remembers me. Okay, let's do it. 38k for the ½.52k for the 1hr. (Where can you beat these prices?) The session can't compare to the last, but it was solid.

Off to the Gran Casino near the Oviedo Mall and McDonalds. Exchange 100usd and tried my luck at roulette. There were three older Colombian ladies gambling hard. Talk about gamblers. I played steady and low. One of the lady's hits large, then all the other people begin placing bets. I'm ordering ron and coke. Playing slow and watching the scene. The 2nd woman starts playing Black Jack and Roulette at the same time, moving back and forth between the tables. After the 3rd. 4th, and 5th watered downed drink; I start hitting black, black, and black. After 1hr, I won 250k. This is 'Chica Money. ' Thank you.

Time for Hooter's in Parque Lleras. It's early in the week and the restaurant was a bit slow. The women are beautiful, amazing, and do a group dance every 25+ mins. The prices are American. Total cost 60k. Damn, where is my empanada.

After the flight, bus, New Life, Casino, and Hooters. I planned for the Mayo. But I crashed and fell asleep.

Part 2: Central casa, Energy, Mall, Mayo, Disco Strip clubs in el central, San Diego Strip Club, and back to the Casino.

Anyone from Toronto interested in joining me? No firm date in October, but am flexible.

Plan on going Casa Blanca Mansion, or have gotten other suggestions from members of this board (thanks!)

Hit me up

[QUOTE=Logistico;1284771]I checked into Gran Hotel located within a 2 – 6 block radius from all the casas, even the famed 'New Life.[/QUOTE]One of my greatest trips was the one I stayed at this hotel. Excellent location, friendly staff, and chica-friendly. Loved the balcony.

Very entertaining report. Thanks.

Is 'naming the bar' contest is over? Muchas gracias a Dios.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Logistico; 1284771]Thank you to the board.

I arrived in Medellin and the weather was perfect ...[/QUOTE]Cool report, gracias!

[QUOTE=Ezyngo; 1285000]One of my greatest trips was the one I stayed at this hotel. Excellent location, friendly staff, and chica-friendly. Loved the balcony.

Very entertaining report. Thanks.

Is 'naming the bar' contest is over? Muchas gracias a Dios.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]

Eazy,
No, not over yet mate. Deadline for names will be 31st May 2012.
5 names will be selected and out of that the winner will be selected at the openning of the bar on the 1st July.

Easy, have you entered your submition yet?
Enclosed the lattest sugestions.

18) Harry J, Slighter. 19) D B, Forbidden Paradise. 20) Dan B, Secret Service. 21) Bill M, Top Knouch. 22) Paul T, Gringo Getaway. 23) Nivar V, Pervert. 24) Daryl F, Doctor.
25) Dan Mac, El Oficina. 26) Scott C, Nitro. 27) Rodger C, Slick Monkey. 28) Douglas C, Olgita's Palace. 29) John K, Paisa Down Under. 30) Juan G, Holy Grail.
31) ricdzn@aol.com, La Cueva. 32) Andrea M, Rumba Carechimbas. 33) Lee B, Rico Suave. 34) Ravi J, Paisa Linda. 35) Steven B, Wet Spot. 36) Max B, Chimba R.
37) Dan L, Players. 38) Barry B, Marcho Bar. 39) Chris H, The Ball Buster. 40) Henry I, The Crow Bar. 41) Ron O, The Tango Bar. 42) Joe Mac, The Purple Pleasure Dome bar.
17) The Knife. Dingo's Den. 16) Nabru. La Oficina. 15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects. 14) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. 13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla. 12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch. 11) TweedleD. Euphoria. 10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche. 9) Reefski. Three Floors of Wh*res. 8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave. 7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn. 6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders. 5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa. 4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra. 3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro. 2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis. 1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.

A. G.

I want to be there opening day because I know it will be- Casa Cuka

Many of you inquired a while back about the girl Diana / Dianita from the Nacho Vidal Film, something about Colombian teenagers blah blah blah. Of course she is not / was not a teenager, she is in her mid 20s, but she has had some work done since the film and it actually looks good. Here she is.

[url]http://www.paisasdivinas.com/pamela/pamela-prepago-medellin.php[/url]

She does doubles with this girl. Would HIGHLY recommend this girl.

[url]http://www.paisasdivinas.com/diana/diana_masajista_paisa.[/url]

I have been with my girlfriend my last two trips down, no new recs to be honest. Cheers, gents.

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1285090]Eazy,

No, not over yet mate. Deadline for names will be 31st May 2012.

5 names will be selected and out of that the winner will be selected at the openning of the bar on the 1st July.

Easy, have you entered your submition yet?

Enclosed the lattest sugestions.

18) Harry J, Slighter. 19) D B, Forbidden Paradise. 20) Dan B, Secret Service. 21) Bill M, Top Knouch. 22) Paul T, Gringo Getaway. 23) Nivar V, Pervert. 24) Daryl F, Doctor.

25) Dan Mac, El Oficina. 26) Scott C, Nitro. 27) Rodger C, Slick Monkey. 28) Douglas C, Olgita's Palace. 29) John K, Paisa Down Under. 30) Juan G, Holy Grail.

31) ricdzn@aol.com, La Cueva. 32) Andrea M, Rumba Carechimbas. 33) Lee B, Rico Suave. 34) Ravi J, Paisa Linda. 35) Steven B, Wet Spot. 36) Max B, Chimba R.

37) Dan L, Players. 38) Barry B, Marcho Bar. 39) Chris H, The Ball Buster. 40) Henry I, The Crow Bar. 41) Ron O, The Tango Bar. 42) Joe Mac, The Purple Pleasure Dome bar.

17) The Knife. Dingo's Den. 16) Nabru. La Oficina. 15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects. 14) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. 13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla. 12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch. 11) TweedleD. Euphoria. 10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche. 9) Reefski. Three Floors of Wh*res. 8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave. 7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn. 6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders. 5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa. 4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra. 3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro. 2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis. 1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.

A. G.[/QUOTE]Hey Greg, nice to see that you are still the man in Medallo.

How about Chupe Pues for the name of the bar?

Works on two levels, uh, the obvious one (saying it to someone to suck your cock) and a fun one at the bar where you could have hot girls throw down no-hands shots and shout "CHUPE PUES!"

It's also kind of a nice Paisa touch with the "pues" that almost anyone would pick up on spending a few minutes in region.

Kind of a nice ring to it. Only thing you're looking at tourists and it's not an English name.

Put me down for Paridise Plaza.

Thanks

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1283888]Hioc, yes your right but double and treble the price! Than in there home town.

Cartagena is a tourist trap.

A. G.[/QUOTE]More and more chicas are getting that without leaving Medellin, but you knew that!

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1283574]17) The Knife. Dingo's Den.

16) Nabru. La Oficina.

15) Kelso 1. Usual suspects.

13) Hillbilly69. Kahonies. Balls "nice"

13) El Capitan. Las Rumbla.

12) Lmarcone. Fonda del Gallo. Cock's Ranch.

11) TweedleD. Euphoria.

10) Viajero. Milk Factory. Frabica de Letche.

9) Reefski,"Three Floors of Wh*res".

8) Oh Ya Papi. The Bat Cave.

7) Superboy1. Paisa Inn.

6) Miami Heat Lover. Downunders.

5) RICKER. La Plazita Paisa.

4) El Bacano. El Bacano Barra.

3) Belvaros. The Boxing Kangaroo. La barra de Boxeo Canguro"

2) Jonesie. Hold My Penis

1) Aussie Greg. The Slaughter House. El Materdero.[/QUOTE]Here's my entry,"Shrimps on the Barbie". Had a good 8 days at the Castillo on my back to sex prison. Thank you to the owners of CasaBlanca 1&2. TR later.

Bar name? 'La Carechimba' sounds good to me. Or just tolerable 'La Chimba'

[QUOTE=David_33;1281679]I agree with Ricker. The hypocrisy of some forum members is unbelievable. I know Bandy and think that this might have something to do with his background (there are good girls; the kind that you date, and there are bad girls; the kind that you screw), but its still not an excuse for mistreating a girl in this way. [b]Imagine that a girl meets you for dinner and somehow discovers that your hobby is visiting casas, tells you that you are a pitiful scumbag, does an about face and leaves. I think that this would be equivalent behavior.[/b][/QUOTE]Exactly and totally warranted behavior, why not? That girl, like all of us have our standards and limits. Also Bandy did not call her a "pitiful scumbag". I am sure he was tactful and charming and the girl was probably really into him. But he did the right thing IMHO by keeping real and working girls separate.

Sage advice: A girlfriend is a girlfriend and a puta is a puta and none the twain shall meet.

Any working girl meeting guys outside of the casa or having a boyfriend, knows that sooner or later if boyfriend finds out she is a working girl that everything could immediately change. How could she not?

Put the shoe on the other foot. You are an ex con (involuntary manslaughter during a botched robbery) , paid your debt to society. However you have to know that some women or future employers may have a serious problem when finding that out.

Bandy was only here for a short time and did not feel the need to waste one of his dinner date nights (and the $) on a girl he could have for 35k during the day. Someone who does not have serious relationship potential. Also only being here on a week's vacation how can he be sure "Cindy" isn't a super well known prepago? Who wants to be in a restaurant with a girl that everyone has had?

Me? Like Ricker and many others here I treat all with respect and I have no prob going out with working girls and spending time outside of the professional puta arena. But on my terms. But the other way around. Finding out the girl you are serious with is cleaning 5 loads of jizz from her mouth every day. Is not something most guys would want to be surprised with.

Lastly she called many times and was heartbroken after he tipped her generously TWICE. Of course if he's splashing cash her way she is going to want to hook up with him as much as possible for his week long vacation. No?

[QUOTE=Mackin;1282013]Second, I know many regular girls who take in the mouth. I am willing to bet your old, current or future girl friend or wife has done the same. So if this is a reason to cancel the date I think it is the wrong reason.[/QUOTE]There are girlfriends who swallowed the loads of the old boyfriend 6 months ago and then there is the puta who has sucked off 6 loads half an hour ago.

And therein lies the difference.