Pattaya Reports

crazy4thai, apologies, i did not mean to be ageist (ok, maybe just a little, but only towards those casting aspersions my way). most of the mongerers i have had a beer with in thailand have been in the 40 to 70 year range, have been great to hang out with, and i should have had more regard for them before posting my remark.

jackson, thanks for closing down the discussion that was taking over this thread, it was making me feel uneasy about logging on. i don't particularly want to be a member of a board where members condone or advertise that kind of thing, even inadvertadly. it can only lead to trouble.

windex man, you shouldn't have a problem finding women with chunky behinds. on beach road i picked up a girl that looks strickingly like the one in mr entertainment's picture from behind. she had a very beautiful face, agreed to photos, but when i started taking pictures of us getting into action she went ape-[url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord116][CodeWord116][/url]. apparently before and after photos were all that was allowed. mr e, if the girl you posted is much more liberal, may i also grab contact details? i am back in thailand over easter for a few days, and having the randomness taken out of some of my conquests would be good (though the chase is also some of the fun).

sushi, i concur. i also got turned down a few times when asking for action pictures and video (especially when also asking for anal) with the better looking girls on beach road, so i think being turned down is not that uncommon when asking for extras.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1257278]You say you want to practice your Spanish and you want a girl with a big ass. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I know a girl here in Pattaya with a big ass who likes to practice her Spanish as well. I'll hook you two up when you get here.[/QUOTE]Now this is what I'm talking about right here, Mr. E! This is what I call encouraging motivation. Me likes that booty on that female. I've bookmarked this page, so when the trip happens, you will be hearing from me.

Appreciate it!

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1257278]You say you want to practice your Spanish and you want a girl with a big ass. Why not kill two birds with one stone? I know a girl here in Pattaya with a big ass who likes to practice her Spanish as well. I'll hook you two up when you get here.[/QUOTE]Thank you E. Once again. Excellent work bruh. Excellent, excellent, excellent. It is hard to find the thick / meaty (not fat / flabby) ladies there. Your posts provide the much needed proof. Thanks again.

[QUOTE=Sushilover808;1257240]I'm assuming you're joking as I never force anyone to do anything. I was in Pattaya for for 1 week and did 8 BR girls in the ass. The other few were standard FS. So far nothing in really great BKK but tonight is my last night so it will be good![/QUOTE]How much did they usually charge you for anal? How did you go about negotiating? Did you specify everything beforehand, or ask them once they were in the room?

In my experience, not many girls agree to it when asked beforehand ( 20%).

[QUOTE=The Windex Man; 1257241]What's up everybody!

First time poster in this forum, so wanted to write a few words. I'm a former Brazil fanatic who is stopping my travels due to higher costs. Sure you've heard it before, but it's just not worth the money to go there anymore in my opinion. Also did more than a few stops in Sosua, Puerto Plata, and Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic, but even though I had some fun there, I'm still feeling unfulfilled.

I've been hearing a lot from other guys who loved Brazil about Thailand and how I should give it a shot. I've been reading a lot of the pages and I must admit that I like what I'm seeing. As a friend of mine told me who has been there, he told me to forget the high price of my ticket to get there ($1400) , because once I get there, everything else will be cheap as hell, so it all works out. Based on what I've read so far, that seems to be very true. Cheap hotel and pussy is at a very good price down there. Bottom line is that it just looks like I will have a lot of FUN down there. Sure, fucking is fun, so I had some fun in Brazil and DR, but damn, from what I'm seeing, it just seems like there's a constant party down there in Pattaya. All those clubs, all those women, and just a lot more shit to do. In DR, I found myself bored to death during the day, unless I was with a hot chick, but in general the area was boring. I'm a big MMA fan, so when I saw that I would also have the opportunity to see some Muay Thai fights down there, let's just say that's another feather in Pattaya's cap.

Now for my concerns, the numero uno, top notch concern that I have involves ASS. As a fan of huge asses, of course, that is the number one reason why I spent so much time in Brazil. Celebrity wise: huge fan of asses like the ones on Jennifer Lopez, Serena Williams, Jessica Biel, and Kim Kardashian, just to name a few. Most of the pics that I have seen tell me that if I'm hooked on a large ass and flat stomach, I don't need to come to Asia. However, I find Asian girls to be gorgeous! I think that up close and once I have one of these beautiful women in my room, I will be turned on. A beautiful face along with some DFK and good BJ skills will always make that happen. As for how the dick will react when telling the chick to put her small ass up in the air for some doggie style (a booty man's favorite position) , I don't know and won't know till I try it. Never had a tiny booty before. Tell you what, if I were to bump into an Asian with a plump (not fat) ass, I may not come back to America. LOL. Please tell me you've seen a few.

Only other concern is the lengthy flight and whether I can handle it. I'm 6'5 and 260 and not rich, so no way I'm paynig for a business class seat. More than likely I'm coming via Korean Airlines. If anyone has any knowledge as to whether it should be a comfortable flight, please let me know. Because of sports, I have a bad right knee. Don't want to suffer on a long flight.

Last concern are the ladyboys, which I understand are rampant down there, but I'm guessing that's a minor issue. I just need to do a little inspection before bringing a chick to my room, right? Scary to read that it's not easy to tell, but not hugely worried about it.

Anyway, I'll close in saying thanks for all the great reports, as I am strongly leaning towards getting a plane ticket for a 3 week stay in November. Only other city I'm thinking about is Costa Rica and that's only because I don't want all my Spanish that I've been busting my ass to learn to go to waste. However, I'm thinking that's not a good enough reason to bypass the LOS. Blowjob bars, REALLY? The menu at the DEVIL'S DEN. Do they really do all that, REALLY? Clubs upon clubs upon clubs!

Ok, time to read more reports. Paying for a membership tomorrow so I can see some pics. I hope to make a decision soon. If you have any feedback on any of my concerns, please feel free to address them. OK, take it easy guys![/QUOTE]My Advice. DO IT! You won't look back once you go.

I've been a long time traveler to the Dominican Republic and Central America. Met a guy in the DR in June '11 who had never been to Pattaya but always wanted to so As soon as I returned from my DR trip I decided WTF. You only live once. I booked a Sept '11 1 month trip the week I got back. My buddy joined me for our "virgin" trip to LOS and we had a blast!

I have been back This past January '12 for a 2 week trip, and am heading back next month April '12 for another 1 month holiday.

It's true Once you hit LOS, you will not want to go anywhere else. The prices are ridiculously cheap compared to Central America and the DR. I absolutely love it there. I am in my

Early 40's and am seriously considering buying property there for my future retirement.

From the Cocunut bar, beer bars, gogo's, BJ bars, Soi 6, Soapies, Cheap food prices. OMG.

As far as your flight. Korean is great for us "big guys" I'm 6, 1 245 and the economy seat suited me fine. Lots of legroom and width of chair is good. The FA's are a pretty sight also to spend a 10+hour flight to Seoul. Food was good and their AVOD system has more movies and shows than you will be able to watch.

3 weeks 2 days until I am wheels up for the Adult Disney world. GL in your decision

I would say that 25% will do anal on BR.

It may be more, but I get about a 25% "yes" response.

But, 90% will go Bareback. Many with Cum in pussy. Lots will go BB for 500 B. More for LT.

I always interview them and ask specific questions as to what they will do. Don't wait until you get back to the room.

I love finding a girl all alone late at night and I ask her what she will do and she answers "anything you want" and smiles.

I know then I have found a winner.

[QUOTE=The Windex Man; 1257241]What's up everybody!

First time poster in this forum, so wanted to write a few words. I'm a former Brazil fanatic who is stopping my travels due to higher costs. Sure you've heard it before, but it's just not worth the money to go there anymore in my opinion. Also did more than a few stops in Sosua, Puerto Plata, and Santo Domingo in the Dominican Republic, but even though I had some fun there, I'm still feeling unfulfilled.

I've been hearing a lot from other guys who loved Brazil about Thailand and how I should give it a shot. I've been reading a lot of the pages and I must admit that I like what I'm seeing. As a friend of mine told me who has been there, he told me to forget the high price of my ticket to get there ($1400) , because once I get there, everything else will be cheap as hell, so it all works out. Based on what I've read so far, that seems to be very true. Cheap hotel and pussy is at a very good price down there. Bottom line is that it just looks like I will have a lot of FUN down there. Sure, fucking is fun, so I had some fun in Brazil and DR, but damn, from what I'm seeing, it just seems like there's a constant party down there in Pattaya. All those clubs, all those women, and just a lot more shit to do. In DR, I found myself bored to death during the day, unless I was with a hot chick, but in general the area was boring. I'm a big MMA fan, so when I saw that I would also have the opportunity to see some Muay Thai fights down there, let's just say that's another feather in Pattaya's cap.

Now for my concerns, the numero uno, top notch concern that I have involves ASS. As a fan of huge asses, of course, that is the number one reason why I spent so much time in Brazil. Celebrity wise: huge fan of asses like the ones on Jennifer Lopez, Serena Williams, Jessica Biel, and Kim Kardashian, just to name a few. Most of the pics that I have seen tell me that if I'm hooked on a large ass and flat stomach, I don't need to come to Asia. However, I find Asian girls to be gorgeous! I think that up close and once I have one of these beautiful women in my room, I will be turned on. A beautiful face along with some DFK and good BJ skills will always make that happen. As for how the dick will react when telling the chick to put her small ass up in the air for some doggie style (a booty man's favorite position) , I don't know and won't know till I try it. Never had a tiny booty before. Tell you what, if I were to bump into an Asian with a plump (not fat) ass, I may not come back to America. LOL. Please tell me you've seen a few.

Only other concern is the lengthy flight and whether I can handle it. I'm 6'5 and 260 and not rich, so no way I'm paynig for a business class seat. More than likely I'm coming via Korean Airlines. If anyone has any knowledge as to whether it should be a comfortable flight, please let me know. Because of sports, I have a bad right knee. Don't want to suffer on a long flight.

Last concern are the ladyboys, which I understand are rampant down there, but I'm guessing that's a minor issue. I just need to do a little inspection before bringing a chick to my room, right? Scary to read that it's not easy to tell, but not hugely worried about it.

Anyway, I'll close in saying thanks for all the great reports, as I am strongly leaning towards getting a plane ticket for a 3 week stay in November. Only other city I'm thinking about is Costa Rica and that's only because I don't want all my Spanish that I've been busting my ass to learn to go to waste. However, I'm thinking that's not a good enough reason to bypass the LOS. Blowjob bars, REALLY? The menu at the DEVIL'S DEN. Do they really do all that, REALLY? Clubs upon clubs upon clubs!

Ok, time to read more reports. Paying for a membership tomorrow so I can see some pics. I hope to make a decision soon. If you have any feedback on any of my concerns, please feel free to address them. OK, take it easy guys![/QUOTE]Whattup Windex Man!

Yo. I had the same concerns as you when I first heard about this place. Keep in mind it was Cats from Rio who told me about this place. Playas you prob kicked it with in Rio. Rest assured you'll feel right at home.

They definitely feeling Brothas down here. Soooooo much ass out here. And I was raised during the " Help era of 2006 till it closed ". So my standards were very high! I kick it mainly in the Discos, Lucifers, Walking St, Mixx, Insomnia, and Flexx!

You will definitely feel a " Help " vibe from those spots. And their Free! No entrance fee. And those are just the Discos! Bro, you got about a billion other spots to check out from Go-Go's, Massage Parlors (or Soapies) , side bars, Beach Road. , Walking St.

I guarantee you'll won't be " standing outside BORED at the Balcony Club "

I'm headn down there next mn. End of April for about a week. Then in early Dec for my 2 wk. Christmas Jump Off!

[QUOTE=Kitie Carson;1257818]Early 40's and am seriously considering buying property there for my future retirement.[/QUOTE]It is good to remember that foreigners can't buy land here but can buy a condo.

[QUOTE=The Windex Man; 1257241]What's up everybody!

Only other concern is the lengthy flight and whether I can handle it. I'm 6'5 and 260 and not rich, so no way I'm paynig for a business class seat. More than likely I'm coming via Korean Airlines. If anyone has any knowledge as to whether it should be a comfortable flight, please let me know. Because of sports, I have a bad right knee. Don't want to suffer on a long flight.[/QUOTE]Ask about Premium Economy, it usually has an extra 6 inches of legroom and more recline on the seat, but not all airlines have it, Cathay Pacific should have by November, China Southern has it now. Alternative is to buy an economy seat and then go online to buy an exit row seat. Varies whether possible from airline to airline.

Pattaya is better in most respects then susua or boca chica. You are in 3D movie non stop.

Massage is great to.

The only problem is lack of MTV Models as you can meet in DR. You can find resonable looking girls.

If you look hard. But stop dreaming about rounded ass of tall girls.

Cambodia is not far away so it worth to visit while you in Pattaya.

One more problem, hard to get a girlfriend as opposed to africa.

I am shooting DSLR video, colors are everywar but can't find sexy girls to get one milion hits on youtube.

So nothing is perfect, for girls fans only DR And africa are better, much better. For everything else Pattaya wins vlearly.

Where is the best spot for daytime FL's? Are there any places like beer garden on soi 7 in BKK?

Thanks

[QUOTE=AussieDoug;1257968]Ask about Premium Economy, it usually has an extra 6 inches of legroom and more recline on the seat, but not all airlines have it, Cathay Pacific should have by November, China Southern has it now. Alternative is to buy an economy seat and then go online to buy an exit row seat. Varies whether possible from airline to airline.[/QUOTE]Nowadays you can book your seat before purchasing the ticket online. Different airlines have different configuration. There are some seats way in the back with no seats in front of you. So you can stretch your legs.

[QUOTE=Sammon;1258043]Nowadays you can book your seat before purchasing the ticket online. Different airlines have different configuration. There are some seats way in the back with no seats in front of you. So you can stretch your legs.[/QUOTE][url]Www.seatguru.com[/url] Will give you all seat configurations for major airlines and their planes

[QUOTE=John Palmer;1257976]One more problem, hard to get a girlfriend as opposed to africa.[/QUOTE]It's very easy to get a girlfriend here. Ask any of the girls and they will tell you the difference between a customer and a boyfriend. A customer pays per episode. A boyfriend regularly sends money so that the girl can stay home or find work in something other than the sex industry. (I've heard a monthly stipend anywhere from 10,000 to 30,000 baht being sufficient.) I prefer to be a friend, which means I fuck when I want and give money when I want and how much I think I should give them (generally 1000 for the first night and 500 for each additional night plus meals.) I let them come lay up in my comfortable bed and soak up A/C and watch TV and even feed them if they want to eat.

Got a stunner toay at one of the bars girls. Paid 1000bt all inclusive.

Agreed with that girl to shoot tomorrow a video clip for 3 hours. 1000 to her and 300 to the bar.

Hope it will worth to carry the DSLR, lenses, steadycam etc. Still I got my learning curve about pataya but seems promising