Medellin Reports

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1289872]Candid pics in the rooms used to be fun common fodder but now the chicas know that gringos will tip, and sometimes tip MORE than they actually pay for the deed itself.

Captain save a hoe's are abundant and very much alive in Colombia![/QUOTE]Sounds like you ran into a good amount of Captain save a hoe's in your trips. I'm sure you have some stories. LOL.

There should be a list of strange / funny / crazy characters you have the possibility of running into in Medellin, how to spot them, and how to avoid / escape them. That would be interesting.

#1 Captain save a hoe's (someone insert comment on how to spot them and how to avoid / escape them)

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There should be a list of strange / funny / crazy characters you have the possibility of running into in Medellin, how to spot them, and how to avoid / escape them. That would be interesting[/QUOTE] The list would just be too long! Medellin doesn't draw you're Joe Average family guy, that enjoys mowing the lawn and touching up the white picket fence. It draws guys that enjoy a drink from time to time, guys that like to tell stories, and guys that above all else, enjoy fucking young beautiful women. Everybody is strange, everybody is funny, And to a certain extent we"re all Crazy, You're going to Run into some Lunatics, Enjoy your trip!

[QUOTE=MiamiHeatLuver; 1289866]Thats all up to you when you get inside the room, you can at first try to pull it out and try to take some pictures of her and see her response, if she says "no" then your next move is to try and bribe her with a tip. If that doesn't work you are out of gas. Pics in the rooms are strictly "your mileage may vary" and are not as common as they used to be due to "captain save a hoe's" and making the world much much smaller by sites like these and social media sites.

While taking pictures of landmarks and usual casual candid pics is fine, I would not be a perverted gringo and take random pictures of girls walking on the streets, girls in the mall not with you, girls working in the malls, girls in the clubs that are with other guys and not a part of your table. You ARE asking for a possible violent confrontation![/QUOTE]What exactly is a "Captain save a hoe?"

[QUOTE=TweedleD;1289928]The list would just be too long! Medellin doesn't draw you're Joe Average family guy, that enjoys mowing the lawn and touching up the white picket fence. It draws guys that enjoy a drink from time to time, guys that like to tell stories, and guys that above all else, enjoy fucking young beautiful women. Everybody is strange, everybody is funny, And to a certain extent we"re all Crazy, You're going to Run into some Lunatics, Enjoy your trip![/QUOTE]Thanks. I will be there for the first time next month to celebrate my birthday.

[QUOTE=TweedleD;1289928]The list would just be too long! Medellin doesn't draw you're Joe Average family guy, that enjoys mowing the lawn and touching up the white picket fence. It draws guys that enjoy a drink from time to time, guys that like to tell stories, and guys that above all else, enjoy fucking young beautiful women. Everybody is strange, everybody is funny, And to a certain extent we"re all Crazy, You're going to Run into some Lunatics, Enjoy your trip![/QUOTE]

Writing about people who I have met.
I've been writing a film script for the last 2 years but doesn't relate to the hotel and mongers much, in fact, very little. Should be finished later this year some time.
The druncken, fat, bald, drug taking, slamming of doors, loud american monger does get a few sceens though, shit sorry Tweedle jajajajajaja.

A. G.
Hey, I play the lead role, I'm the star !!!! aka Mel Gibson, Hugh Jackson

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1290096]Writing about people who I have met.

I've been writing a film script for the last 2 years but doesn't relate to the hotel and mongers much, in fact, very little. Should be finished later this year some time.

The druncken, fat, bald, drug taking, slamming of doors, loud american monger does get a few sceens though, shit sorry Tweedle jajajajajaja.

A. G.

Hey, I play the lead role, I'm the star! Aka Mel Gibson, Hugh Jackson[/QUOTE]If I understand this correctly, what you're going after is sort of a "Brokeback Mountain" remake set in Western Australia?

[QUOTE=HelpRules;1289592]I went to Medellin for a week. I never had a problem. The mansion area was very safe, but I don't drink or do drugs, and took a cab everywhere. I think if you follow those rules you will be good. I didn't wear any watches or fancy clothes. It was tshirt and jeans everyday. This noah guy obviously was into bad stuff or a biz that was taking money away from locals. People just don't come into a restaurant and shoot one guy and leave unless its a hit. The other killing was at a hostel. What do you expect. People that stay at hostels are broke and could have serious mental issues.[/QUOTE]I stayed at a hostal one time a few years ago in MGA, and I agree they are the worst.

As far as the guy who was killed in that hostal in Poblado, he must have had mental issues to give up his life for a watch.

Hi guys,

If you remember while back I mentioned that my amiga the very pretty Paisita didn't let me in without a condom. Well I finally did her without one, but it took time and patience. Oh these paisitas how stubborn and hard headed, but it was well worth the wait. I fucked her like it was my first time with a woman and I tell you, it really made big difference without a condom, sex is a lot better. She was beautiful, young, clean and very tight. Now my only problem with her is she won't let me fuck her in the ass. She said she found it gross. I asked her at least if she let me lick it, her answer was like yuckkk.

[QUOTE=TweedleD;1290109]If I understand this correctly, what you're going after is sort of a "Brokeback Mountain" remake set in Western Australia?[/QUOTE]Good one Tweegle but no mate, its starts of on the famy dairy farm, my 75 year old mother has a family crisis back in W. A.

Ends up me being run out of Colombia, chased by Narcos, Paracos, Police and the Military! ! And a few preguant exgirlfriends, even Marcy has a spot (or a look alike) shed probley want to much money now.

A. G.

[QUOTE=Viajero; 1290159]Hi guys,

If you remember while back I mentioned that my amiga the very pretty Paisita didn't let me in without a condom. Well I finally did her without one, but it took time and patience. Oh these paisitas how stubborn and hard headed, but it was well worth the wait. I fucked her like it was my first time with a woman and I tell you, it really made big difference without a condom, sex is a lot better. She was beautiful, young, clean and very tight. Now my only problem with her is she won't let me fuck her in the ass. She said she found it gross. I asked her at least if she let me lick it, her answer was like yuckkk.[/QUOTE]Viajero `wow` your my hero. Come on dude give me a break, having sex with a Paisita without a condom is nothing to be proud about. Was she on the pill? If not maybe you have just got her pregnant. Also were has she been before you did her without a condom, maybe her colombian boyfriend gave her afew friends if you know what I mean.

I know it feels nicer without a condom but think before you go uncovered.

[QUOTE=TweedleD;1289378]I just thought it might be interesting to hear the "trip report" from Noah's last client, I can only imagine that He might have a difference of opinion on how HE viewed his Colombian Vacation, I wonder how long it took him to get the first flight he could out of there? I also wonder if He stayed up all night in the Police station, I wonder if He is getting help for Post tramatic Stress syndrome? I wonder if He's busy planning his next Medellin adventure? The only thing I am absolutely sure of, is this was one vacation He will NEVER forget.[/QUOTE]Here is your answer, written by Boyd on CRT:

"One of my recent guests was sitting next to MP when he got shot. After that he regretted changing his ticket because he wanted to stay longer. The whole thing was very traumatizing for him and sad but life goes on."

[QUOTE=Aussie Greg; 1290183]Good one Tweegle but no mate, its starts of on the famy dairy farm,

A. G.[/QUOTE]Oh for the days of being delivered milk in those 1 pint bottles and having to drink it at at school in Perth, fresh cream on top. Just puncture that silver foil cap and chug it Bob Hawke style for the school record of 4. 2 seconds. My best mate married the daughter of a dairy farmer (Hunter Valley). Now they breed chooks (steroids and all) for Steggles.

Yep, the guy was shaking so I have been told, he booked into us the next morning after the shooting and was interviewed by Fiscalia "Colombian FBI" for three hours in our hotel.
One of my friends was the translator, I was in the jungle for the last week so I missed it all.
BBB should have a run down on all the facts.

A. G.

I must congratulate Miami-Heat and his usual arrogant ignorant posts, adds zero value here except for the fact he thinks the chicks love his Floridian ass. Good job mate, party on you hero. If you ever have any quality pussy or sexual value add to a sex forum feel free to search the back of that skull for your sexual conquests.

I am pretty sure he thought about it before going in uncovered because it took him awhile to hit it raw dog. I am happy for him. As far as the ass goes I agree with the girl Yuck! Never did that and have no intentions on it. LOL all my buddys say I am nuts but that just doesn't interest me it sounds nasty, they say it great. I say they can have it.

[QUOTE=Superboy1; 1290239]Viajero `wow` your my hero. Come on dude give me a break, having sex with a Paisita without a condom is nothing to be proud about. Was she on the pill? If not maybe you have just got her pregnant. Also were has she been before you did her without a condom, maybe her colombian boyfriend gave her afew friends if you know what I mean.

I know it feels nicer without a condom but think before you go uncovered.[/QUOTE]