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[QUOTE=TweedleD;1290109]If I understand this correctly, what you're going after is sort of a "Brokeback Mountain" remake set in Western Australia?[/QUOTE]The Movie was already made, Ned Beaty was AG in the Deliverance. Ausie Ausie Ausie oink oink oink.
[QUOTE=Hillbilly69;1290626]The Movie was already made, Ned Beaty was AG in the Deliverance. Ausie Ausie Ausie oink oink oink.[/QUOTE]HB,
I used to breed pigs in my teens, it was my hobby and also I was the largest single potatoe producer in Western Australia for about 5 years in a row in the late 80's to early 90's.
A. G.
I thought why'all would appreciate this story. So anyway, I've been in Medellin for a few days, doing more of an internet-meeting thing instead of the usual casa rounds, and I've had pretty good luck with it. But today I'm chatting with this one girl, and I thought that I had made myself perfectly clear when I told her that I didn't want a novia but if she wanted some plata to give me a call. So right before she's supposed to show up, she keeps texting me and asking me, what are we going to do? Are we going out for dinner? Are we hitting the clubs? And I said, look, mostly I want to spend time with you in my bed, but we can go out also if you want to. So then she gets all indignant about money,"no soy una prepago" and I don't even know you so we can't have sex but we can go out normally, and all that, but I stood my ground and told her that she's beautiful but that really I just want sex and if she wants to hang out, that's cool too. So this bullshit goes on for a while about how she doesn't want money but she's gotten all dressed up for our date and she wants to meet me first but can't promise anything because she doesn't know me, but I finally was like, look, to me you seem totally hot and cool but I really just want sex, so let's just not meet because I'm going to want to fuck you and I guess you're not cool with that. Then she sends me a message calling me a "baboso imbecil," which I roughly translate to her calling me a creepy asshole. Fair enough, I felt pretty bad about the misunderstanding and basically chugged Jack Daniels until I passed out, feeling a bit like a creepy asshole. BUT THEN, at like 2:30 in the morning, after I've been asleep for three hours, she calls me and asks if I still want to have sex with her, I said, si claro, although my radar was up and I thought that I might be getting shot or something.
So she asks for mi direccion again, and even though I'm worried I give her my address because I'm in a pretty high-security place and I loved her pictures. She shows up at 3:00 am alone in a taxi, and I go down there and she's trying to pull me into the taxi. At this point, I think I'm going to get killed, so I tell her, look, I'll pay for the taxi but I'm not going anywhere except back upstairs to my apartment. After some pleading, she finally agrees to come upstairs with me, so I pay for her goddamn Bello taxi (20 mil) and we go upstairs to my apartment. She keeps telling me that she doesn't have sex for money but that she wants to go out to a place she calls Palmeiras (sp?) , and that she'll have sex with me if we can go there later and we can see each other again. I agree to those terms, because #1, why wouldn't you, and #2, she was hot. Not thick-hot like most Paisas, but skinny-hot, like a gringa with Paisa features, fair skin with dark eyes and dark hair down to her ass, probably 5' 4 and 100 pounds, to me she was a 9 but if you like them thicker you wouldn't rate her so highly, although she had great curves for a skinny girl. So, I fuck her con condom for almost an hour, but I was dead-red passed out before she called and she's ready to go out, so she finally pulls off the rubber and blows me until I come in her mouth, just so we can leave, and I seriously can't believe my luck. She kept telling me that I was the second person she'd ever had sex with (hahahaha) , and that everything was cool as long as we went out later and that we could see each other again. I said si claro, she just kept reminding me of her terms every few minutes, as though any man alive wouldn't have accepted them.
So afterwards we go to this Palmeiras (sp?) , which I had assumed was up in Las Palmas, but it turned out was right off of Las Vegas, or whatever the main drag is heading south from El Poblado near the river, off to the right. It turns out there were just a bunch of bars there in the same area, Mr. Cocktail and Ruta 13, and some others, but once we got there she didn't blow me off, which I expected, it was more like the typical Colombiana thing where once they have sex with you, they treat you like a novio. The rest of the night, we hung out, we drank a bottle of guaro (which I hate, but poor fucking me) , and she made me dance but randomly made out with me constantly until the place shut down around six a. M. And true to her word, she never asked a penny from me, although obviously I paid for the taxis and the drinks and everything, which probably ran me 150 mil en total. She basically turned into a novia, sweet as sugar, no shit. She could not have been more sweet and nice, And now she says she wants to spend the weekend with me, and I'm not even going to try to explain how fucked-up that situation is, because of other, hotter opportunities. I really am a creepy asshole, her first opinion was probably right. In my defense, I asked her to come back to my apartment just now, but she refused, so I'm sure she has other things going on.
Anyway, I don't know if there's a moral to this story. But if there is, it's that you can never go wrong by standing your ground. YOU are the man. They have the pussy, but you have the power. My greatest female achievements have always come as a result of being strong and rejecting their bullshit, isn't that always the case? That girl is 21 years old, hot as a firecracker, and the only reason that I got to fuck her is because I refused to give in. I will remember that, and I hope that you do too, because you are my brothers in the bond. I don't think it's so much an us versus them thing, it's just holding yourself out as being a bit exclusive and being polite while also not giving a fuck. It's easy to say, harder to execute, but tonight was a shining example of the same. Alright my amigos, good luck in your adventures, this is a land of milk and honeys and there's way too much infighting in this board, let's get back to sexing these girls up, I know you motherfuckers aren't here for the food!
[QUOTE=ManilaTiger; 1290813]I thought why'all would appreciate this story. So anyway, I've been in Medellin for a few days, doing more of an internet-meeting thing instead of the usual casa rounds, and I've had pretty good luck with it. But today I'm chatting with this one girl, and I thought that I had made myself perfectly clear when I told her that I didn't want a novia but if she wanted some plata to give me a call. So right before she's supposed to show up, she keeps texting me and asking me, what are we going to do? Are we going out for dinner? Are we hitting the clubs? And I said, look, mostly I want to spend time with you in my bed, but we can go out also if you want to. So then she gets all indignant about money,"no soy una prepago" and I don't even know you so we can't have sex but we can go out normally, and all that, but I stood my ground and told her that she's beautiful but that really I just want sex and if she wants to hang out, that's cool too. So this bullshit goes on for a while about how she doesn't want money but she's gotten all dressed up for our date and she wants to meet me first but can't promise anything because she doesn't know me, but I finally was like, look, to me you seem totally hot and cool but I really just want sex, so let's just not meet because I'm going to want to fuck you and I guess you're not cool with that. Then she sends me a message calling me a "baboso imbecil," which I roughly translate to her calling me a creepy asshole. Fair enough, I felt pretty bad about the misunderstanding and basically chugged Jack Daniels until I passed out, feeling a bit like a creepy asshole. BUT THEN, at like 2:30 in the morning, after I've been asleep for three hours, she calls me and asks if I still want to have sex with her, I said, si claro, although my radar was up and I thought that I might be getting shot or something.
So she asks for mi direccion again, and even though I'm worried I give her my address because I'm in a pretty high-security place and I loved her pictures. She shows up at 3:00 am alone in a taxi, and I go down there and she's trying to pull me into the taxi. At this point, I think I'm going to get killed, so I tell her, look, I'll pay for the taxi but I'm not going anywhere except back upstairs to my apartment. After some pleading, she finally agrees to come upstairs with me, so I pay for her goddamn Bello taxi (20 mil) and we go upstairs to my apartment. She keeps telling me that she doesn't have sex for money but that she wants to go out to a place she calls Palmeiras (sp?) , and that she'll have sex with me if we can go there later and we can see each other again. I agree to those terms, because #1, why wouldn't you, and #2, she was hot. Not thick-hot like most Paisas, but skinny-hot, like a gringa with Paisa features, fair skin with dark eyes and dark hair down to her ass, probably 5' 4 and 100 pounds, to me she was a 9 but if you like them thicker you wouldn't rate her so highly, although she had great curves for a skinny girl. So, I fuck her con condom for almost an hour, but I was dead-red passed out before she called and she's ready to go out, so she finally pulls off the rubber and blows me until I come in her mouth, just so we can leave, and I seriously can't believe my luck. She kept telling me that I was the second person she'd ever had sex with (hahahaha) , and that everything was cool as long as we went out later and that we could see each other again. I said si claro, she just kept reminding me of her terms every few minutes, as though any man alive wouldn't have accepted them.
So afterwards we go to this Palmeiras (sp?) , which I had assumed was up in Las Palmas, but it turned out was right off of Las Vegas, or whatever the main drag is heading south from El Poblado near the river, off to the right. It turns out there were just a bunch of bars there in the same area, Mr. Cocktail and Ruta 13, and some others, but once we got there she didn't blow me off, which I expected, it was more like the typical Colombiana thing where once they have sex with you, they treat you like a novio. The rest of the night, we hung out, we drank a bottle of guaro (which I hate, but poor fucking me) , and she made me dance but randomly made out with me constantly until the place shut down around six am And true to her word, she never asked a penny from me, although obviously I paid for the taxis and the drinks and everything, which probably ran me 150 mil en total. She basically turned into a novia, sweet as sugar, no shit. She could not have been more sweet and nice, And now she says she wants to spend the weekend with me, and I'm not even going to try to explain how fucked-up that situation is, because of other, hotter opportunities. I really am a creepy asshole, her first opinion was probably right. In my defense, I asked her to come back to my apartment just now, but she refused, so I'm sure she has other things going on.
Anyway, I don't know if there's a moral to this story. But if there is, it's that you can never go wrong by standing your ground. YOU are the man. They have the pussy, but you have the power. My greatest female achievements have always come as a result of being strong and rejecting their bullshit, isn't that always the case? That girl is 21 years old, hot as a firecracker, and the only reason that I got to fuck her is because I refused to give in. I will remember that, and I hope that you do too, because you are my brothers in the bond. I don't think it's so much an us versus them thing, it's just holding yourself out as being a bit exclusive and being polite while also not giving a fuck. It's easy to say, harder to execute, but tonight was a shining example of the same. Alright my amigos, good luck in your adventures, this is a land of milk and honeys and there's way too much infighting in this board, let's get back to sexing these girls up, I know you motherfuckers aren't here for the food![/QUOTE]Thats the spirit. You are the boss. Just remember she did agree to have sexo with you for money, so even though she did not charge you for this first encounter, don't relax thinking it is just going to be a GFE with you just paying expenses. Now I could be wrong, and she really wants to be a real Novia for you. Odds are she is playing the long game.
[QUOTE=Ricker; 1289443]Let me ask you; If you had a choice at 2am, would you walk alone from Parque Lleras to your hotel in el Poblado, or from Bar Ejecutivo or Maracaibo to Parque Bolivar in el Central?
Anyone's answer, except for the fool's or Rambo types would choose the el Poblado walk.
Many more crimes of violence, neither reported or cared about occur in el Central. Just not to gringos, because in reality most guys are just not that foolish to hang there at night, especially away from the main drags.
Like you say, Go have fun, just don't be stupid.[/QUOTE]2 AM walk from these two locations? No way, I would take a taxi out of those dangerous areas at that time of night. The only place I would walk at that time of night is Mayorista.
I remember one incident on my last trip to Mayorista (Feb.) where someone was robbed on the walk way to the Metro. Maybe you know of the two male Colombians who are charge of the area? They pointed out to me that the Bandito was caught, and delt with. That my friend is the true security. As you well know from your many trips to Mayo It is safer than the rest of MDE. Of course you can choose to disagree with me. Aa many of my amigos think I'm nuts. LOL
MT, I'm confused on your story. Did you tell her you wanted to pay her for sex at first contact or were you telling a regular girl "I just want to have sex period." I would think any regular girl would get mad at that. What kind of website was it.
I needed that advice thanks for the greatness! Really! And you were never a creep, that language about sex has less weight than USA. Good job parcero!
[QUOTE=ManilaTiger; 1290813]I thought why'all would appreciate this story. So anyway, I've been in Medellin for a few days, doing more of an internet-meeting thing instead of the usual casa rounds, and I've had pretty good luck with it. But today I'm chatting with this one girl, and I thought that I had made myself perfectly clear when I told her that I didn't want a novia but if she wanted some plata to give me a call. So right before she's supposed to show up, she keeps texting me and asking me, what are we going to do? Are we going out for dinner? Are we hitting the clubs? And I said, look, mostly I want to spend time with you in my bed, but we can go out also if you want to. So then she gets all indignant about money,"no soy una prepago" and I don't even know you so we can't have sex but we can go out normally, and all that, but I stood my ground and told her that she's beautiful but that really I just want sex and if she wants to hang out, that's cool too. So this bullshit goes on for a while about how she doesn't want money but she's gotten all dressed up for our date and she wants to meet me first but can't promise anything because she doesn't know me, but I finally was like, look, to me you seem totally hot and cool but I really just want sex, so let's just not meet because I'm going to want to fuck you and I guess you're not cool with that. Then she sends me a message calling me a "baboso imbecil," which I roughly translate to her calling me a creepy asshole. Fair enough, I felt pretty bad about the misunderstanding and basically chugged Jack Daniels until I passed out, feeling a bit like a creepy asshole. BUT THEN, at like 2:30 in the morning, after I've been asleep for three hours, she calls me and asks if I still want to have sex with her, I said, si claro, although my radar was up and I thought that I might be getting shot or something.
So she asks for mi direccion again, and even though I'm worried I give her my address because I'm in a pretty high-security place and I loved her pictures. She shows up at 3:00 am alone in a taxi, and I go down there and she's trying to pull me into the taxi. At this point, I think I'm going to get killed, so I tell her, look, I'll pay for the taxi but I'm not going anywhere except back upstairs to my apartment. After some pleading, she finally agrees to come upstairs with me, so I pay for her goddamn Bello taxi (20 mil) and we go upstairs to my apartment. She keeps telling me that she doesn't have sex for money but that she wants to go out to a place she calls Palmeiras (sp?) , and that she'll have sex with me if we can go there later and we can see each other again. I agree to those terms, because #1, why wouldn't you, and #2, she was hot. Not thick-hot like most Paisas, but skinny-hot, like a gringa with Paisa features, fair skin with dark eyes and dark hair down to her ass, probably 5' 4 and 100 pounds, to me she was a 9 but if you like them thicker you wouldn't rate her so highly, although she had great curves for a skinny girl. So, I fuck her con condom for almost an hour, but I was dead-red passed out before she called and she's ready to go out, so she finally pulls off the rubber and blows me until I come in her mouth, just so we can leave, and I seriously can't believe my luck. She kept telling me that I was the second person she'd ever had sex with (hahahaha) , and that everything was cool as long as we went out later and that we could see each other again. I said si claro, she just kept reminding me of her terms every few minutes, as though any man alive wouldn't have accepted them.
So afterwards we go to this Palmeiras (sp?) , which I had assumed was up in Las Palmas, but it turned out was right off of Las Vegas, or whatever the main drag is heading south from El Poblado near the river, off to the right. It turns out there were just a bunch of bars there in the same area, Mr. Cocktail and Ruta 13, and some others, but once we got there she didn't blow me off, which I expected, it was more like the typical Colombiana thing where once they have sex with you, they treat you like a novio. The rest of the night, we hung out, we drank a bottle of guaro (which I hate, but poor fucking me) , and she made me dance but randomly made out with me constantly until the place shut down around six am And true to her word, she never asked a penny from me, although obviously I paid for the taxis and the drinks and everything, which probably ran me 150 mil en total. She basically turned into a novia, sweet as sugar, no shit. She could not have been more sweet and nice, And now she says she wants to spend the weekend with me, and I'm not even going to try to explain how fucked-up that situation is, because of other, hotter opportunities. I really am a creepy asshole, her first opinion was probably right. In my defense, I asked her to come back to my apartment just now, but she refused, so I'm sure she has other things going on.
Anyway, I don't know if there's a moral to this story. But if there is, it's that you can never go wrong by standing your ground. YOU are the man. They have the pussy, but you have the power. My greatest female achievements have always come as a result of being strong and rejecting their bullshit, isn't that always the case? That girl is 21 years old, hot as a firecracker, and the only reason that I got to fuck her is because I refused to give in. I will remember that, and I hope that you do too, because you are my brothers in the bond. I don't think it's so much an us versus them thing, it's just holding yourself out as being a bit exclusive and being polite while also not giving a fuck. It's easy to say, harder to execute, but tonight was a shining example of the same. Alright my amigos, good luck in your adventures, this is a land of milk and honeys and there's way too much infighting in this board, let's get back to sexing these girls up, I know you motherfuckers aren't here for the food![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Kelso1;1289261]What strikes me as wrong is this viewpoint of how safe Poblado is. For my money it is the most danergous place in MDE [/QUOTE]
I disagree
[QUOTE=Ricker;1289443]Let me ask you; If you had a choice at 2am, would you walk alone from Parque Lleras to your hotel in el Poblado, or from Bar Ejecutivo or Maracaibo to Parque Bolivar in el Central?
Anyone's answer, except for the fool's or Rambo types would choose the el Poblado walk.
Many more crimes of violence, neither reported or cared about occur in el Central. Just not to gringos, because in reality most guys are just not that foolish to hang there at night, especially away from the main drags.
Like you say, Go have fun, just don't be stupid.[/QUOTE]
My original question above, and your reply below:
[QUOTE=Kelso1; 1290902]2 AM walk from these two locations? No way, I would take a taxi out of those dangerous areas at that time of night. The only place I would walk at that time of night is Mayorista.
I remember one incident on my last trip to Mayorista (Feb.) where someone was robbed on the walk way to the Metro. Maybe you know of the two male Colombians who are charge of the area? They pointed out to me that the Bandito was caught, and delt with. That my friend is the true security. As you well know from your many trips to Mayo It is safer than the rest of MDE. Of course you can choose to disagree with me. Aa many of my amigos think I'm nuts. LOL[/QUOTE]First of all, I agree about the Mayo area. Stay on the beaten path and don't be stupid, and you'll be safe.
I was comparing the safety of el Poblado vs el Central at night, however, with a hypothetical question, and you you just dodged the question by saying neither.
Whatever, the answer is obvious anyway, unless one is just being silly.
Take care
[QUOTE=ManilaTiger;1290813]... You can never go wrong by standing your ground. YOU are the man. They have the pussy, but you have the power... [/QUOTE]May just be one of the best quotes on this board.
It's Colombia, there's always more pussy out there.
You were polite, but honest and direct.
No need to be a chump.
Great story amigo.
Hi ISG fam I'm thinking about going to Medellin this week is anyone there now or will be there the end of this week and the start of next week? If so let me know this will be my 1st trip there and I will be alone.
Thanks
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[QUOTE=Ricker; 1291202]I disagree.
My original question above, and your reply below:
First of all, I agree about the Mayo area. Stay on the beaten path and don't be stupid, and you'll be safe.
I was comparing the safety of el Poblado vs el Central at night, however, with a hypothetical question, and you you just dodged the question by saying neither.
Whatever, the answer is obvious anyway, unless one is just being silly.
Take care[/QUOTE]OK you win. To answer your question if I had to choose I would say Poblado is safer than El Centro at 2 AM I still think overall more Gringos are robbed in Poblado than Centro, but at 2 AM I will agree with you.
As far as answering a hypothetical question I never liked them. The famous one is "do you like to suck big dicks or small ones?"
[QUOTE=HelpRules;1291018]MT, I'm confused on your story. Did you tell her you wanted to pay her for sex at first contact or were you telling a regular girl "I just want to have sex period." I would think any regular girl would get mad at that. What kind of website was it.[/QUOTE]It was just an online dating site, but at one point when we were talking I told her that if she wanted some money that I'd like to meet her. Maybe there is some room for misunderstanding there (?) , but I had already told her that I wanted to meet her in my apartment, and her pictures were pretty revealing, even by Colombian-girl standards. I'm still kind of confused about the whole thing, honestly. It was a bizarre experience.
Right after I finished my post yesterday morning she called me and invited me to come up to her house. At that point I felt like I had to keep riding this craziness out and took a taxi, she actually lives in Niquia which is about as far north and up the mountain as you can get. There are literally no houses above her street, which dead-ends off the side of a cliff. I thought that whole area would be sketchy as hell, but it actually seemed alright, definitely nicer than the shantys you see going up the metrocable. Of course, I couldn't have stood out any more if I'd been riding a fuckin unicorn, but it was broad daylight and seemed like a pretty chill little barrio. She was still sweet and receptive and never asked for anything, so I'm not sure what to make of her. She could be playing the long con, but she might just be a good-time party girl. I headed back to Poblado later on and have done nothing but sleep and chug water since. I actually called her a half-hour ago and woke her up (1:00 pm) , so I think she probably did the whole thing over again last night, no doubt with some other dude, haha. I love this crazy goddamn country.
I don't know who the Moron is that would feel safer in El Central at night than Poblado, but I wish I was the beneficiary in his will. HAha
[QUOTE=Ricker; 1291205]May just be one of the best quotes on this board.
It's Colombia, there's always more pussy out there.
You were polite, but honest and direct.
No need to be a chump.
Great story amigo.[/QUOTE]Yeah, machista whatever. It's a balance of not showing weakness but not being a stupid gringo. Be careful not to be a dick while being strong. Get it? This whole thing dosent apply in the states, they have the power a nd pussy, they choose, we just wait to be chosen. Here in e states there are a hundred men per day for any cute girl. Over there the odds are with us that's why he did so good. Reality, south of keywest our stock price goes way up! Play it, live it.
[QUOTE=Schmwrr 1;1291235]Your post about safety is the most ridiculous post I have read for quite some time on this forum. And that says a lot for what is posted on this forum.[/QUOTE]Yea, Here is a report I have looking for that I read a few months ago it has the barrios mapped out by murder rate, Poblado being the safest no shit. LOL.
On the link near the bottom of the page has the map and murders, I read different article that had Prado by far with the highest and the area surrounding Mayorista but can't find it yet.
[url]http://colombiareports.com/colombia-news/news/21105-medellin-murders-fall-displacement-rises.html[/url]