Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[QUOTE=CashJonnie;1555273]I realize I do not have access because I'm not a paying member.[/QUOTE]Welcome to ISG and thanks for the invite. Take time to subscribe so that others can pm you. Better than investing in a bottle at a G-club :)

Enjoy LOS

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch; 1554851]You are a wise man. Better safe than sorry.

Eden Club and Devil's Den in Pattaya check their ladies once a month. The unknown is what happens in the 30 days between checkups. Also it is very easy for a lady or an establishment to get a legitimate looking checkup report that is fabricated. I understand the appeal of going bareback, but one is playing Russian Roulette. Play it often enough and you're guaranteed to get the wrong chamber.[/QUOTE]I recently got a bacterial eye infection. Treated ok with antibiotic drops. Not in LOS. Could have come from finger in pussy then finger rubs eye for hay fever. Got dick tested just in case and nothing there.

But reminded me to keep an emergency dose of antibiotics for Chlamydia and Gonner. Just in case. Have throat infection too. From DATY? Probably not but very faintly possible.

[QUOTE=AssLover945;1556073]Johnnie, you are the kind of person who we look forward to, I am sure you will enrich this forum by or FRs and experiences. I will be more than happy to answer your questions, since I am sure you will ask only after reading the forum reports first.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the warm welcome. No questions, just wanted to say thanks. Everything I was curious about and needed some information, a quick search yielded multiple results. Will definitely report back on the following places, although my thanks might have been a little too soon. I'll be posting reporting about a month. Oh well.

[QUOTE=Traveler1234; 1556114]Welcome to ISG and thanks for the invite. Take time to subscribe so that others can pm you. Better than investing in a bottle at a G-club.

Enjoy LOS[/QUOTE]A G-club probably is not the best return on investment. And the members here probably saved me the subscription fee 5 times over in regards to knowing actual barfine costs and FL costs.

I notice that EZ now identifies the A-level girls.

[url]http://ezmassagebkk.com/?page_id=713[/url]

How thoughtful!

Is it possible that the photos are untouched and the other info authentic? A field trip might be in order.

I'm curious about the places near Chok Chai 4. Funky Spa is one I'm thinking of visiting.

[url]http://www.funkyspa.net/[/url]

It's a bit off the beaten path. I'm concerned about paying 2,000 baht for body-to-body but no service to speak of.

The task of filling three holes (or six if you're with two ladies) can be a challenge. I'm going to ask if Caverject is still available. This is the drug you inject into your member. It results in a four hour multi orgasmic erection. Not cheap and no fun, but if your goal is to fill her holes, it is one way to do it.

Is anybody still using this pre-viagra drug?

[QUOTE=Supmam; 1555955][url]http://www.snowwhitemassage.com/lady/fa/fa.html[/url]

[url]http://snowwhitesoi26.com/ladies.html[/url]

Name is Fa (as in Falang!) , who I learnt is a bit of a star at Snow White (155 CM. 43kg. 34-24-35). Most likely enhanced boobs and has a great figure.[/QUOTE]I wonder if she got a boob job recently. She looked like she had large breasts when she was in the lineup, but when her bra came off it turned out they were pretty small. I haven't seen her for a few months, so it must have been recent.

[QUOTE=OldPhart; 1556325]I notice that EZ now identifies the A-level girls.

[url]http://ezmassagebkk.com/?page_id=713[/url]

How thoughtful!

Is it possible that the photos are untouched and the other info authentic?[/QUOTE]Some of the ladies look like their photos. Some do not. I've found whoever answers emails is good about providing accurate information about the ladies: whether they resemble their photos, what services they offer, who offers more of a PSE or a GFE, which combinations of ladies are good for a duo.

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch;1556526]Some of the ladies look like their photos. Some do not. I've found whoever answers emails is good about providing accurate information about the ladies: whether they resemble their photos, what services they offer, who offers more of a PSE or a GFE, which combinations of ladies are good for a duo.[/QUOTE]But the photos are way off, like Honey, you'd not know it was her. While Cindy is pretty close.

First time poster. I've been reading a lot on here and had a question. I'm looking for a few good places to get a great body to body oil or Nuru massage without FS. Preferably from someone who puts effort into it and who I could touch, etc. From what I have read it seems all the major places that do this aren't really that good at the massage part and the girls are just doing it to kill time. I'd like to have a very sensual massage with just a HJ finish.

Does love teen do a good job with this? They show non-FS body to body on their site.

Also, would there be places that I wouldn't have to pay the full service rate?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Johnz5; 1556704]I'd like to have a very sensual massage with just a HJ finish.

Does love teen do a good job with this? They show non-FS body to body on their site.

Also, would there be places that I wouldn't have to pay the full service rate?[/QUOTE]Many places require full payment for FS up front these days, in order to avoid getting customers like you, who only want HJ or only want to pay for HJ. Girls in FS places are wanting the type of money that comes from FS. For HJ only its not worth their time. Better for them to sit in the lounge and get a FS customer shortly.

However, there are places specifically for "rub and tug". These tend not to have rooms with same levels of privacy (may not be walled off from other rooms floor to ceiling. Unfortunately, as I am not a rub and tug man, and I don't even like proper Thai massage, I can't advise on the best place. Others can for sure. Some places will provide reasonable quality massage, girl groping and HJ. Years ago I could get this at Chawala (Chavala) , but I don't know what its like anymore.

I expect "Love Teen" to be a FS oriented place. They may not welcome someone who wants to pay 500 for just a HJ. I can't know for sure, but have heard girls at various MP complain about getting customers, who don't want to pay for sex. In these places the girls make no money at all from a plain massage. Its just wasting their time and energy. In a proper massage shop its different. Girls do make some money from just giving massages.

[QUOTE=Johnz5; 1556704]First time poster. I've been reading a lot on here and had a question. I'm looking for a few good places to get a great body to body oil or Nuru massage without FS. Preferably from someone who puts effort into it and who I could touch, etc. From what I have read it seems all the major places that do this aren't really that good at the massage part and the girls are just doing it to kill time. I'd like to have a very sensual massage with just a HJ finish.

Does love teen do a good job with this? They show non-FS body to body on their site.

Also, would there be places that I wouldn't have to pay the full service rate?

Thanks[/QUOTE]If that is what you want you should go to a Kapoo massage place. That is what it is about. Getting a hand job from a pretty girl. And most of the gals in Kapoo places are better looking than what you find in oilies.

Regarding EZ answering email:

I received a response. I'd said that I was old and looking for a younger woman instead of a PSE, and asked about "incall only" girls. They recommended Fon & Cee. I'll get back as to whether or not they resemble their photos and if their stats are realistic.

10 commandments for Taming, Controlling, Reducing

For those of us who sense they might be getting obsessed with this sort of life, and / or this kind of life seems to be treacherously affecting their marital life / bank balance, here are some guidelines for KLPDing [or taming] that severe mongering urge and / or reducing / controlling those excursions.

Yes, I know this could come across as bullshit but you decide to use it or call me fanatical:

1. Spend more time with family, especially if you have children.

2. Peruse your hobby [even more]

3. Find ways to make extra money, make it a passion.

4. Masturbate [more]

5. Learn to paint / play music / sing whatever.

6. Get busier with work [take on more responsibilities]

7. Remove whatsup.

8. Better your self control.

9. Set aside a strict budget / trip limit, never deviate.

10. If unmarried, fall in love

Note: Copied from another city forum

What utter nonsense!

[QUOTE=BigWorld; 1557218]10 commandments for Taming, Controlling, Reducing

For those of us who sense they might be getting obsessed with this sort of life, and / or this kind of life seems to be treacherously affecting their marital life / bank balance, here are some guidelines for KLPDing [or taming] that severe mongering urge and / or reducing / controlling those excursions.

Yes, I know this could come across as bullshit but you decide to use it or call me fanatical:

1. Spend more time with family, especially if you have children.[/QUOTE]So you assume we all have family and children?

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]2. Peruse your hobby [even more].[/QUOTE]What if [b]this[/b] is our hobby?

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]3. Find ways to make extra money, make it a passion.[/QUOTE]And then, what to do with that extra money? Find some more upmarket WGs?

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]4. Masturbate [more].[/QUOTE]Pleeez.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]5. Learn to paint / play music / sing whatever.[/QUOTE]You don't want to hear me sing. Really, trust me on that.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]6. Get busier with work [take on more responsibilities].[/QUOTE]No thank you, it only makes by boss wealthier.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]7. Remove whatsup.[/QUOTE]I already don't have it. Never had it. Probably never will.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]8. Better your self control.[/QUOTE]Self control of what?

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]9. Set aside a strict budget / trip limit, never deviate.[/QUOTE]I do. It doesn't help.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]10. If unmarried, fall in love .[/QUOTE]Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

[QUOTE=BigWorld;1557218]Note: Copied from another city forum[/QUOTE]"City bullshit forum", I guess.

I'm looking for really good looking girls who look like models for sex.

[QUOTE=AssLover945; 1556072]I can guide you very well. If you could be more specific about what you want. You words like ETC does not help.

1. You can pick up excellent ladyboys in Bangkok and get your ass fucked, if that fancies you.

2. Massage parlours are available by the dozen. No worries. Just haul any taxi and tell them the magic words "massage". They all know where to take you.[/QUOTE]