Thanks & Lisbon here I come
Hi,
Just a quick "thanks" to everyone on the forum, Mur, Piotr, Spider, Ze, Lapin etc.. It's (hopefully) been invaluable as I head out to LIS for 2 nights this week.
I've spent all afternoon (at work) reading the forum and feel like a LIS expert now LOL.
I have a general plan of action:
- Walk around to Poco to see whats what. Might enjoy the comforts of the Romanian house.
- Check out the Indendente/ African's arent my fav but I like the sound of that dirty place
I might try a club but they sound a bit hit and miss. Also, would love to check out a line-up clinic, thats my favorite environment. Giselle maybe..
QUESTIONS:
This is long shot given the short notice but thought I'd ask:
1. Anyone know of any action up there near the airport / Radisson SAS?
2. Transexual action? I'm a messed-up soul and like the ol' TG / TS offerings. Brazilians are well represented on the net and wondered if that's crossed to Lisbon. I guess I'll check the paper for that.
Thanks again, I'll report back my findings.
Cheers,
James
Lisbon Report - October 2007
Hi all,
I'm just back from 2 nights in Lisbon and here's my report. As per my previous post, I found info on the forum very helpful. Hopefully this will help the first time visitor looking for some action.
LE CHATEAU
Started my exploring getting out at Marques de Pompal metro and checking out "Le Chateau" which according to this forum is a "massage parlour" type
place with a choice of girls. No luck though.
I went there about 9pm. Dead, no answer, no lights on.
I believe I had the right address (23 Camilo Castelo Branco, 1st floor)
Above a Chinese restaurant?
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CONDE DE REDONDO
I then walked down the road to Conde de Redondo which was mentioned in the forum. Ignore this, I can't this ever being true. There was no one there, its a busy commercial road. Forget it.
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INTERDENTE
Walked along Jacinta Matro and popped out at Anjos Metro and walked down to Intendente. Took me a while to find the action, skirting around the side streets. By my goodness, I knew I was in the "right" place once I saw it.
The location is here: [url]http://*******.com/29sadj[/url]
This place was not nice at 10pm. Not sure what its like during the day. Much the same I'd expect. Drug users with needles in doorways. 30 African pimps and other loons around. Very few women on show. I walked into the square and turned around. I walked down Benformoso, right down to Martim Moniz Metro. That was not a nice walk, dodgy people everywhere.
POCO
Walked down to Poco from there and thanks to the many reports I pretty much knew what to expect. I saw about 5 girls hanging around on the one stretch of street. Nothing elsewhere (I looped right around). Location is here: [url]http: //*******.com/27pxzt[/url]
Aside from being "clipped" for 20 quid behind Kings Cross in 1995, this is the worst value experience ever! Mmmmm just FEEL that authentic rip-off. I approached a very cute slim Romanian.
She said sex was EUR 50. I'd done my research and you guys have paid EUR 20+5 for the room. So I suggested 30 and make sure that the room was included in the price. She huffed a bit and accepted.
I climbed the 5 floors. BIG NEWS GUYS. The entire staircase is brand new pine floorboards. Not the decrepit ones you have known.
Got into the room, I got undressed, she held my CK in her hand on the bed and asked for a further 30 EUROS. I said no way, we agreed EUR 30 only. She wasnt budging so I argued a bit (hard to do in the nude with a girl holding your ck! ) I agreed 20 extra and I then "enjoyed" about 1 min of BJ I then wanted to get her top off, that was an extra EUR5! I sucked and played with her and after 15 mins I made her cum. As soon as that happened she sat bolt upright and said the time was up and I needed to pay another EUR 50 for sex. Well, that's just not cricket eh. Tip: don't make 'them cum, leave 'them hanging! I was THIS close to climax but I resisted as that would have probably cost me too! I said no, put my clothes on and said nothing and left. Not worth the argument I could see how it would pan out. It's all experience eh!
The funny thing was, I'd read near exact experience from someone else on this forum, so I saw it coming. Like a car crash in slow motion!
Next day, I went for quality...
GIZELLE ESCORTS
[url]www.gizelle-escorts.com[/url]
This was excellent, I would have returned a 2nd time if I had time.
I LOVED the line up. You get shown to a lounge and the girls come through the curtain one by one, kiss you on both cheeks and say their name. I think there was about 10 to choose from. Amazing. All were attractive, I would have happy had any of them. I went with Marina who was very nice. Her pics on the site.
Proper french kissing. Totally nude, nice oral, 3 sex positions.
Absolutely NO English which made it interesting. Very friendly.
Paid EUR80 for 30 mins (was also offered EUR150 for an hour)
Location, 47 Avenida da Republica, 9th floor, Button "D"
NOTE - elsewhere on this forum its down as 49 & 45 on av republica, this is incorrect, its 47. Location: [url]http://*******.com/ys3dbp[/url]
I also took a turn around the Technical University ( Technico)
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Street Walkers all around the University. I counted about 15 at 9pm
Varying quality. I was tempted but was a been concerned about sexual health and thought better of it.
Other things I found out:
"Night & Day", "Elephante Branco" etc.. Where are these?? I never saw them I couldnt find the addresses on the forum anywhere.
I rang/texted several normal & "travesti" escorts and NONE of them have any english. Makes locations & price hard to understand.
Lisbon is hilly & has slippery pavements!
Lovely place though.
I hope this helps you if you are coming soon.
Thanks again for the input on the forum.
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