Christmas Group sex anyone?
I am not sure why our members are reluctant to join forces but once again I am back to the phils and woudl love to arrange an orgy or gangbang.
Back on the 8th for 3 weeks!
Drop me a line.
PP.
GoHotels not a wise choice for foreigners, especially mongers!
I have seen some past inquiries regarding GoHotels as to whether or not it is girl friendly or monger friendly. It is not! I would go further to say that the entire chain is not adult friendly. Checked into one for a few nights in the provinces after flying in from Manila on short notice because I wanted to get on the ground and look into other higher quality and priced options before negotiating a long-stay rate. GoHotels targets the Filipino budget market and has numerous house rules that you are not informed about upon check-in when they take your nonrefundable payment in advance for your entire stay. If you violate any of their rules some security guy will appear you inform you that such a rule exists and you just broke it. They also assess fines for breaking their rules.
All of the bad reviews they have from Trip Advisor and other online booking sites are well earned. When I first checked out the reviews they seemed mixed with exceptionally high ratings and fair to bad ones. Anyway, after checking it out myself I can say the negative reviews cannot be dismissed as attacks from competitors. I will list some of the House Rules that I found next to the Bible on the bottom shelf of the nightstand in the room:
Prohibited items and activities: For everybody's safety and protection, bringing in of any hazardous items inside GoHotels premises such as, but not limited to, malodorous articles, explosive, volatile or flammable materials, firearms, illegal drugs, alcoholic beverages, bio hazards, heavy machinery and electronic / electrical appliances which may interfere or obstruct with the computer network / systems are strictly prohibited. Likewise, all illegal activities such as, but not limited to, all forms of gambling and prostitution are strictly prohibited and will be reported to the proper authority.
Smoking & eating: Smoking is strictly prohibited inside hotel premises. Eating is only allowed on designated common areas. Violators will be penalized PHP 1,000.00 (One Thousand Philippine Pesos) for EVERY infraction. GoHotels reserves the right, at its sole discretion, to remove from its premises any individual who fails to comply with such rules regardless of the number of infractions.
WATER: Please be advised that water from the faucet is not potable. (There are no signs about the faucet warning of this, and no complimentary bottled water is provided.).
Visitors: Visitors may stay in a registered guest's room only until 10:00 PM.
Room capacity: Each room shall ONLY have a maximum occupancy of two adults and one child.
According to the security guy, they spy on you via CCTV in common areas and housekeeping does more than cleaning. Based on initial level of cleanliness in the room it seems housekeeping spends more time looking for evidence that guest ate in the rooms, drank alcohol, fucked on the sheets, etc. So fines can be accessed. By the way, cleaning is only on demand and there are extra fees for this outside of designated times. VPN ports are also blocked on their free WIFI network and your browser will warn that the network is not to be trusted as certificate information is dodgy and not in accordance with legitimate security practices.
Also, the hotel does not have a fixed pricing for the duration of your stay. The price is much higher on some days and lower on others making budgeting beyond 10 days impossible. As other options exist in the provinces for their average PHP 1,600/ night with more amenities, daily cleaning without extra fees, and no moral / religious rules and unilateral PHP 1,000 penalties it would be advisable to avoid GoHotels and get a real hotel even when conducting a few days reconnaissance before committing to a long stay in the area. Their corporate aim is "to foster a place for every Juan. " Apparently, Juan is happy to pay to have his enjoyment severely circumscribed and penalized by Robinsons Land Corporation. As a foreigner, here is a final consideration in deciding whether you should stay in GoHotels or not. The hotel warns that in the event of items going missing from the room or property damage "appropriate actions shall be taken, such as but not limited to, filing of appropriate criminal actions against the registered guest (s). So, you may find yourself denied exit at immigration because you have a pending criminal case over a missing towel.
Limit on currency in and out of country- $212
There was a debate about how much money you can bring or leave with. Turns out it is 10,000 piso - $212 approx.
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