FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=MrHo;2003760]So rule is not applied and BBBJ is standard there?[/QUOTE]Idk what else you could read out of my post.

HB.

[QUOTE=HessenBub;2004412]Idk what else you could read out of my post.

HB.[/QUOTE]There were few I read between the lines, but I understood your this post as direct straight forward more understandable no between the line post LOL.

[QUOTE=MrHo;2004476]There were few I read between the lines, but I understood your this post as direct straight forward more understandable no between the line post LOL.[/QUOTE]This like Steve Bannon talking to Trump. Very alt-FKK.

Still would (far rather) like to know how VaeVictis got in girls changing room to check out new shower heads, 2 weeks ago.

[QUOTE=NookyNinja;2005220]This like Steve Bannon talking to Trump. Very alt-FKK.

Still would (far rather) like to know how VaeVictis got in girls changing room to check out new shower heads, 2 weeks ago.[/QUOTE]Maybe he just retrofitted his own head, and showerred the girls with it? Doctors these days do wonders, and less.

Great report on Lilla, The Cane. I will definitely try to see her if she's working next time I'm in Artemis. It was a very enjoyable read. In my experience at FKKs German girls can be gold-dust. Some of my greatest sessions have been with German girls. Including Nele at Artemis (no longing working there).

Only thing you didn't describe what Lilla looked like. Please help a fellow monger out with that!

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2005590]Great report on Lilla, The Cane. I will definitely try to see her if she's working next time I'm in Artemis. It was a very enjoyable read. In my experience at FKKs German girls can be gold-dust. Some of my greatest sessions have been with German girls. Including Nele at Artemis (no longing working there).

Only thing you didn't describe what Lilla looked like. Please help a fellow monger out with that![/QUOTE]PL posted this picture. I think it's her, but without seeing the face I can't be 100% sure. The hair is now blonder than in the pic, and the skin whiter (it's winter hehe).

Hi, went to Artemis 2 months ago. Hated it for the following reasons: too smoky and small lounge compared to Sharks in frankfurt. Some 3-4 nice girls like 7-8 but very disappointed by Jena who had the biggest sillies but too hard. It was like touching a pair of rocks. No pleasure in that. The other girls were german, nice chat in the lounge but too professional in the room. Don't kiss bla bla. Never again. Going back to Frankfurt next time.

RioDeJaneiro1 might have had a bad night at Artemis a few months ago but this week I paid 2 visits to Artemis and for me, as ever it beats Sharks hands down on almost everything. To start with, when not engaging in the mongering, Berlin is a fantastic city. One of the best in Europe IMHO. Lots to do and see. Frankfurt on the other hand is dire. It is so boring. What is there to see in Frankfurt?

Turning to the various clubs, Sharks has a great female masseuse. Not as good as at Oase, Sakura or Oceans (the best) but still better than the open massage by a guy in Artemis. Very off putting. But that really is the only negative for me. I don't understand how any guy can walk into a club with maybe 90 girls and find only 3 or 4 nice ones. My last 3 visits to Sharks were a real disappointment on LU. But it fluctuates at all clubs. Sometimes great in one and terrible in another, and then it changes. In my experience of travelling to the various clubs in Germany (which is great) over time, Artemis has the best overall LU in all the clubs I've been to (12 now in total). I do wish Artemis would adopt the drinks tab system they have at Sharks / Palace / Oceans instead of those stupid tokens at 10 euros each which are too easy to lose. That is perhaps a second negative for Artemis but it stops there.

Wednesday started with one of the best looking women I've been in a room with at any club. In Germany and beyond. Grace, - tall brunette, very impressive natural dee cups but a lovely slim body. Only been at Artemis for a few months she says. Fantastic time in the room, kissing but not DFK, great oral skills and adventurous. I could easily have decided not to go with another girl she was so good. Left her after an hour but with some reluctance and vowed to repeat before the end of the week. Rest, chatted with the lovely Chrissy. Tall blonde girl who wears red glasses and stands at the end of the bar towards the pole. She is really intelligent, speaks about 7 languages, is Romanian but has an American accent. Not really my type to look at but the best company in the club. Funny, knowledgeable and very friendly. On her recommendation tried Madison. Blonde Polish I think. Quite steely looking. Good fun. Not as impressive on service as Grace but still had a nice time with her.

There were at least 10 girls I would have been very happy to session with. Some I knew from previous visits and others who were new. There are less sillies than normal and the age of the girls has gone down. Perfectly acceptable LU for midweek. Food was acceptable if not great.

Friday. Returned early. Unusual for me but was in the mood to try to sample several ladies. Started only 5 minutes after arriving having been struck by the terrific body of Raissa, Moldova. Short brunette, see cups (not natural) and lovely slim body. Great attitude, nice time. Beer, chat with some nice guys from Finland about differences in German and Spanish clubs, and on to Elena. Dark haired lovely pretty girl with very large, quite saggy but impressive dee or larger naturals. A must for any fan of naturals. She was great in the room, excellent BBBJ and great attitude. Would repeat. Rested and was taken by the slim Turkish girl with the heavy rimmed black spectacles, name sounded like Ally? Nails like razor blades and boy did she like using them. Bit too upsell for me. 30 minutes only. Very willing but I really don't like it when girls want to hold you when you are fucking them. I wasn't last in the queue but I'm no stallion and most girls will take a decent pounding with a few groans but no complaints. She held on for dear life and it was off-putting. After rest, food. Much better today, was deliberating next selection (plenty of really nice looking girls to select from and I am particular about not having "large" ladies). Decided to go for some fun with the blonde twosome Heather (easily the best looking girl in Artemis. Just a stunning face) and Isabella her friend. Both Moldovan they say. I've been with both before. Great fun in the room, lots of games and laughing. Heather is so pretty it is hard to pay any other girl attention in the room. Good session. Left out of breath. Long rest and finished the night with Kerry. Blonde, Bulgarian, large tattoo on her back. See cups not natural but well done and very pretty face. Again a repeat from a previous visit and no disappointment this time either. Nice hour with her to complete the trip. Searched the club in vain for Grace to complete a perfect visit but could not find her - no surprise - she is stunning and was likely busy for the whole night.

I've posted this before and will say it again: I've NEVER had a bad experience in Artemis. The lounge is smokey (which I don't like) but nowhere near as bad as the tiny room at Samya, and there are lots of places to escape it. Kinos x2, the downstairs wellness area is really nice, outdoors (not this week: too cold), and the infamous watching place at the spiral staircase. So no need to spent so long in the lounge. I don't smoke, and hate it, so for me not to notice too much it cannot be that bad.

Another great trip to Artemis. Great LU twice in a week, great options and located in one of Germany's best cities.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2005991]RioDeJaneiro1 might have had a bad night at Artemis a few months ago but this week I paid 2 visits to Artemis and for me, as ever it beats Sharks hands down on almost everything. To start with, when not engaging in the mongering, Berlin is a fantastic city. One of the best in Europe IMHO. Lots to do and see. Frankfurt on the other hand is dire. It is so boring. What is there to see in Frankfurt?

Turning to the various clubs, Sharks has a great female masseuse. Not as good as at Oase, Sakura or Oceans (the best) but still better than the open massage by a guy in Artemis. Very off putting. But that really is the only negative for me. I don't understand how any guy can walk into a club with maybe 90 girls and find only 3 or 4 nice ones. My last 3 visits to Sharks were a real disappointment on LU. But it fluctuates at all clubs. Sometimes great in one and terrible in another, and then it changes. In my experience of travelling to the various clubs in Germany (which is great) over time, Artemis has the best overall LU in all the clubs I've been to (12 now in total). I do wish Artemis would adopt the drinks tab system they have at Sharks / Palace / Oceans instead of those stupid tokens at 10 euros each which are too easy to lose. That is perhaps a second negative for Artemis but it stops there.

Wednesday started with one of the best looking women I've been in a room with at any club. In Germany and beyond. Grace, - tall brunette, very impressive natural dee cups but a lovely slim body. Only been at Artemis for a few months she says. Fantastic time in the room, kissing but not DFK, great oral skills and adventurous. I could easily have decided not to go with another girl she was so good. Left her after an hour but with some reluctance and vowed to repeat before the end of the week....[/QUOTE]True, me too always had good experience at Artemis, but last December I went two days in first week of December and man. That was bad LU. But what you tell me make me want to go back to Artemis LOL.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2005991]RioDeJaneiro1 might have had a bad night at Artemis a few months ago but this week I paid 2 visits to Artemis and for me, as ever it beats Sharks hands down on almost everything. To start with, when not engaging in the mongering, Berlin is a fantastic city. One of the best in Europe IMHO. Lots to do and see. Frankfurt on the other hand is dire. It is so boring. What is there to see in Frankfurt? I don't understand how any guy can walk into a club with maybe 90 girls and find only 3 or 4 nice ones. My last 3 visits to Sharks were a real disappointment on LU. I do wish Artemis would adopt the drinks tab system they have at Sharks / Palace / Oceans instead of those stupid tokens at 10 euros each which are too easy to lose. That is perhaps a second negative for Artemis but it stops there. The lounge is smokey (which I don't like) but nowhere near as bad as the tiny room at Samya, and there are lots of places to escape it. Kinos x2, the downstairs wellness area is really nice, outdoors (not this week: too cold), and the infamous watching place at the spiral staircase. So no need to spent so long in the lounge. I don't smoke, and hate it, so for me not to notice too much it cannot be that bad.[/QUOTE]I agree with you on most of your points, but I have to disagree about the cigarette smoke problem there, and need to emphasize for the guys again that in my view it is very, very bad for somebody who is a non-smoker! And I'm not the first or only one here to say that. It made both me and Lilia sick! Now, although it had bothered me before at Artemis, it had never made me sick. But, maybe because it had been warm outside too and the windows were open. Makes a huge difference. And yes, as you point out, you can go hang out in those other areas, but you know as well as I do that the strongest pick-up scene is in the lounge and not anywhere else in the club can compare. Yeah, some girls circulate around, but it's nowhere like the action in the lounge. And speaking of Lilia, did you see her? She may not have been there at the time of your visit since she told me she would be going to carnival celebrations in Germany.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2005991]Another great trip to Artemis. Great LU twice in a week, great options and located in one of Germany's best cities.[/QUOTE]Nice report, useful information. Thanks.

I visited Artemis in August and had a great time there. I really enjoy the outdoors area in the summertime. Makes it easy to relax between girls and just hang around for the whole day and taking your time, which is how I like my FKK visits.

I went with 5 girls there and was happy with all except one. I'm really bad with names so unfortunately I don't remember hers but she's a dark haired girl maybe in her 30: s, kind of plain looking and with a really pushy attitude, seamed to be circling both the lounge and relax area downstairs. She approached me several times and was even referencing previous sessions even though I'm sure we never went before. Not sure why I finally went but I guess she just wore me down. Experience in the room of course matched the impression, really mechanical and just rushing to get it over with. Anyway, I guess these things will happen and will just learn to not make the same mistake again.

The last girl I went with had short blue hair, which really made her stand out from the others. A thin girl and really attractive in my eyes, but of course I don't remember her name either. I think maybe she was from Moldavia? Did not recognize her from previous visits but she did not seem new to the place. I'm kind of bummed that I didn't go with er earlier. Does anyone now who this could be, and if she's still working at Artemis? I would love to repeat next time when I'm a bit less worn out.

[QUOTE=TheCane;2006067]I agree with you on most of your points, but I have to disagree about the cigarette smoke problem there, and need to emphasize for the guys again that in my view it is very, very bad for somebody who is a non-smoker! And I'm not the first or only one here to say that. It made both me and Lilia sick! Now, although it had bothered me before at Artemis, it had never made me sick. But, maybe because it had been warm outside too and the windows were open. Makes a huge difference. And yes, as you point out, you can go hang out in those other areas, but you know as well as I do that the strongest pick-up scene is in the lounge and not anywhere else in the club can compare. Yeah, some girls circulate around, but it's nowhere like the action in the lounge. And speaking of Lilia, did you see her? She may not have been there at the time of your visit since she told me she would be going to carnival celebrations in Germany.[/QUOTE]All fair points. It is certainly correct that the main body of girls hang out in the smoky lounge. So it is impossible to avoid it completely, including for getting alcoholic drinks, and to go get food or go outside. I just didn't find it too bad the two visits this week. I didn't meet Lilia or see her if that is indeed her in the photo. And as a lover of boobs I think I would have remembered!

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2006275]All fair points. It is certainly correct that the main body of girls hang out in the smokey lounge. So it is impossible to avoid it completely, including for getting alcoholic drinks, and to go get food or go outside. I just didn't find it too bad the two visits this week. I didn't meet Lilia or see her if that is indeed her in the photo. And as a lover of boobs I think I would have rememebered![/QUOTE]It is really hard to tell by that picture what she looks like. And the boobs are nothing out of the ordinary at Artemis. Lots of boobs around in that club. Of all sizes. Some here on the forum sometimes makes it sound as if Jenna has the largest ones, but there is this brunette (part timer) who has perhaps 30% larger than Jenna. Airbag size... too large for me. Tits should stand in relation to their bodies...

Pistons,

Which part timer has bigger boobs than Jenna? I think this is impossible. Please describe the girl. Name?