Hong Kong Club Reports

To Jackie,

You are absolutely right. There are plenty of hot girls in HK to choose from. Find those who treat you with honesty and affection. If not, walk around the club to find another hot girl for your taste. Buy them drinks and Azul's food with the 2-4-1 coupons. Some girls go straight from school to work in HK and are hungry. They would appreciate your caring gestures.

This is no end to greed. You have to set your limits with the girls. Make sure they understand you are not Jeff Bezos wooing Lauren Sanchez, or they would think you are an ATM machine and set goals for themselves to empty out your bank and investment accounts. 2 of my wingmen went dead broke being nice to the girls, buying them fichas all night, giving them loans of $200-300 for emergencies. One girl had 3 kids plus a husband in federal prison for drug charges. She did give him a few free sessions to make up.

The girls should give you about 30 minutes of their company for each ficha. Some young girls like Tequila shots even on empty stomach. They can knock down HK's watered -down shots every 5 minutes. If they drink too fast, ask them to slow down "despacio, por favor. " don't worry about the petulant meseros selling more fichas. Just shoo them away. They learn quick. Keep a bottle of good tequila in the room and offer them shots. They can get very horny and go wild in bed.

You set your limits at $70 or 1,400 pesos for sessions in the hotel which is good. I usually offer them the standard local deal and even the hottest girls would accept. The only time I broke my rules I got fucked up my ass by the flat-chested lesbian Ruth de Monterrey. You should make the standard local offer and mention Tequila shots in the room to sweeten the deal. There are lots of hot girls in HK every night. They are more beautiful, sweeter and sexier than just about anything I found in the US.

If I were in your shoes and had your budget I would have bought drinks for the 5 prettiest girls, then pick the one I had the most fun with. Fuck the $100 price. My ceiling would have been $70. If she even hesitated, I would have called bachelorette #2 back to sit on my lap and I would do it before bachelorette number 1 leaves. You cannot act like a rich sugar daddy and expect a girlfriend. You acted like a sugar daddy, and so she treated you like a sugar daddy. She asked you to take her shopping thereafter.

No question that was a bad break for Solo but from his other posts, he had good sessions too. Not all good and unfortunate that the new pretty ones give the crap.

I am all ears for a better bar and I am happy to have had good times at Adelitas, CC and Trop (I have never scored at Chevales) but the hunt continues.

We have a bar in Mississauga called Café Atlantis. One of a few stripbars where extras can happen. Had a great time there a few occasions so when I travelled to Toronto again I made a point to drop in.

My favorite was not working but wow this pretty girl sat next to me and you know the pitch.

Of course this girl is all over me and after the second song, she whispers that she wants to do more to me.

Boom off we go to a secluded area of the upper floor. I gladly pay $140 cad for a BJ. Then the rules came out and as she applied the condom, I touched it. Well now she has to start all over, it was gruelling and I only stayed to see if she would actually put it in her mouth.

My long point is that its not just HK, you transfer the ***** story to any number of clubs.

I hear great things about Pattaya, Sosua, South America but time and money precludes these places for me.

If I had not found Tijuana I would be roaming Montreal or Toronto.

I sound like a shrill for Tijuana but I am booked to fly again so let the games begin.

Seriously, with 6 days off, I also considered the FKK clubs of Hamburg but the euro is not much better to the Canadian dollar and the jet lag and language. Maybe next time.

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2369399]Chicago has by far the worst scamming meseros in the entire Zona and it's not even close. Pay with pesos and their rip-off rate is literally 100%.[/QUOTE]Yes, CC has the worst meseros. And constantly bugging you until you finally leave. I do my best to ignore them and focus on the ladies but the CC meseros really detract from the experience.

LOL! And this is why I will never go back to Hong Kong again! LOL. I'm telling you guys, this is a perfect example. This is exactly what you should expect. This has been my standard experience, most of the girls behave just like this. It's actually freaky how so accurate this report is.

In summary: the girl wants $80, she demands the money up front and won't do anything unless you give it to her, and she leaves after 15 minutes of sex LOL. And the sex itself is super super low quality. The most unattractive sex ever basically.

Literally I would say 80-90% of Hong Kong sessions are like this. There really is no point to go. For new guys I recommend going to Hong Kong one time just to see what it's like, bang like 8-10 girls, as much as you can, as many bubble butts as you can. But after that, just never return LOL. Because Hong Kong is a terrible source for consistent sex. You'll get sessions like the one OP posted. At that point you'll just be wasting your money. Seriously. Take your $80 and contribute it to something more reliable and guaranteed. There are better ways to score consistent and fun sex with cute / attractive girls. Hong Kong is not one of those ways.

Sorry, I've had completely different experiences. I had so many awesome times at HK. Maybe, 20%, average or below, the rest have far surpassed my expectation, but I do the following:

1. Almost never use waiters, I only deal with bartenders and staff at the restaurant.

2. I take girls to Azul.

3. I rent a room for the night.

4. Use the VIP Card.

If you do these 3 simple things this will greatly enhance your experience at HK. For short term there are just not many places in the world then HK.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369468]LOL! And this is why I will never go back to Hong Kong again!! LOL. I'm telling you guys, this is a perfect example. THIS is exactly what you should expect. THIS has been my standard experience, most of the girls behave just like this. It's actually freaky how so accurate this report is.

In summary: the girl wants $80, she demands the money up front and won't do anything unless you give it to her, and she leaves after 15 minutes of sex LOL. And the sex itself is super super low quality. The most unattractive sex ever basically.

Literally I would say 80-90% of Hong Kong sessions are like this. There really is no point to go. For new guys I recommend going to Hong Kong one time just to see what it's like, bang like 8-10 girls, as much as you can, as many bubble butts as you can. But after that, just never return LOL. Because Hong Kong is a terrible source for consistent sex. You'll get sessions like the one OP posted. At that point you'll just be wasting your money. Seriously. Take your $80 and contribute it to something more reliable and guaranteed. There are better ways to score consistent and fun sex with cute / attractive girls. Hong Kong is not one of those ways.[/QUOTE]My experience is that it comes down to chemistry at the moment. The infamously hot Tiffany that laid there like a zombie for Solo's friend gave me one of the best GFE experience in 10 years. Another favorite told me flat out that if she doesn't like someone, she will end it in 15 minutes, money be damned. That's why I use drinks to feel a woman's mood even if she is a favorite because anyone can have a shitty day at work. The 15 minutes or so that you get with a drink, you have to use it wisely and feel her mood. Buying a chica several drinks while staring at her isn't really going to do the trick.

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;2369399]Chicago has by far the worst scamming meseros in the entire Zona and it's not even close. Pay with pesos and their rip-off rate is literally 100%.[/QUOTE]When was the last time you went there? A while back, I would agree, but I've had no problems recently.

I visit Chicago every time. I wouldn't say the meseros are bad. There's more meseros per customer than Hong Kong though. My biggest issue with all the bars is, no meseros is assigned a booth. The two minutes neither of us have a drink, while we wait for our beers, six waiters may come up and ask us what we want. Why do they need four times the waiters than necessary? Then, a different waiter picks girls drink up every 40 seconds to feel how much beer is in it. Hong Kong, Chicago, chavelas, same thing. To me Hong Kong has angriest waiters if you cut the girl off after one or two drinks. And 30 minutes a drink? Not usual for myself. Probably 11 minutes.

Words from wise man! I am there next Monday to try it out! This would be my 3rd visit. Driving from Phoenix but worth it.

Last time almost all girl asked 100 buck but most settled for 80. I did paid 100 for one super hot girl but she let me tape whole thing so it was worth it. Almost all girls ask money upfront but my rule is paid after the deed. I remember One girl refused to accept that in room even though she agreed in club. I let her walk away. She was pissed. And so was I as she was hot one. But I had bad experience paying first so I stick to this rule.

[QUOTE=CaptainSolo;2369489]To Jackie,

You are absolutely right. There are plenty of hot girls in HK to choose from. Find those who treat you with honesty and affection. If not, walk around the club to find another hot girl for your taste. Buy them drinks and Azul's food with the 2-4-1 coupons. Some girls go straight from school to work in HK and are hungry. They would appreciate your caring gestures.

This is no end to greed. You have to set your limits with the girls. Make sure they understand you are not Jeff Bezos wooing Lauren Sanchez, or they would think you are an ATM machine and set goals for themselves to empty out your bank and investment accounts. 2 of my wingmen went dead broke being nice to the girls, buying them fichas all night, giving them loans of $200-300 for emergencies. One girl had 3 kids plus a husband in federal prison for drug charges. She did give him a few free sessions to make up.

The girls should give you about 30 minutes of their company for each ficha. Some young girls like Tequila shots even on empty stomach. They can knock down HK's watered -down shots every 5 minutes. If they drink too fast, ask them to slow down "despacio, por favor. " don't worry about the petulant meseros selling more fichas. Just shoo them away. They learn quick. Keep a bottle of good tequila in the room and offer them shots. They can get very horny and go wild in bed..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SenorTJ;2369580]Yes, CC has the worst meseros. And constantly bugging you until you finally leave. I do my best to ignore them and focus on the ladies but the CC meseros really detract from the experience.[/QUOTE]I was just in CC about 2 hours ago, and the meseros were bugging me less than usual, I have to admit. It was like a 10:1 ratio of women to clients.

My theory is that if you pay first you almost always end up getting fucked over. Meaning, the service will be absolute shit. Once she has the money in hand, you're fucked. You won't have a good time, your time will be shorted, and you'll ultimately be fucked. Think from the girl's perspective, she already has all your money. She's set, she could give a fuck about delivering a good service to you.

But honestly, Hong Kong really takes some finessing in order to get decent value. There's too much bullshit. Waiters, crappy girls, etc. You need to roll through a loooot of shit to find solid girls. It's work basically. The Zona isn't this easy escape that provides a lot of sex. It still takes work and skill.

The last time I was there I saw all these girls with amazing bubble butts. But then I got sad because I realized that almost all of them will demand $80 upfront and give you a 15 minute session. What is even the fucking point? Might as well just not do it, save your money. Going with one of those girls is just throwing away your money man. Which is why when I was there I resisted the temptation cause I know it's just pissing away money for very little return.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]My theory is that if you pay first you almost always end up getting fucked over. Meaning, the service will be absolute shit. Once she has the money in hand, you're fucked.[/QUOTE]There's a saying in Mexico: "El mariachi pagado toca mal son" = "The pre-paid musician plays badly".

It's a common enough saying that if the girl insists on getting paid in advance, you can just say "el mariachi pagado. " and she will likely get what you mean. Never pay in advance. The best you should ever do is show her that you have the money but put it back in your pocket or in an inconvenient place (not just on the dresser).

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]My theory is that if you pay first you almost always end up getting fucked over. Meaning, the service will be absolute shit.[/QUOTE]I agree that paying upfront increases the chances of the chica performing poorly, because after you pay she might not care about you being happy with her. But some chicas do perform well, even after receiving payment up front.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]But honestly, Hong Kong really takes some finessing in order to get decent value. There's too much bullshit. Waiters, crappy girls, etc. You need to roll through a loooot of shit to find solid girls. It's work basically. The Zona isn't this easy escape that provides a lot of sex. It still takes work and skill.[/QUOTE]I agree and fortunately there are many chicas in LZ, whom are not working in HK.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]The last time I was there I saw all these girls with amazing bubble butts. But then I got sad because I realized that almost all of them will demand $80 upfront and give you a 15 minute session. What is even the fucking point?.[/QUOTE]You already made your point by writing "almost all of them will demand. ,. ". " At least you realize it is not absolutely all of them. The point is that a mongering vet will learn how to recognize the chicas that likely won't give you a bad session. The experienced monger will learn and perform tests in their chica interactions that help toss aside the chicas likely to displease, and help you know which are more likely to perform well.

If you want to pay after, sort that out in the interview process downstairs in the bar, not after you two have gone up into the room.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]Might as well just not do it,[/QUOTE]For some mongers, maybe you, this could be the only realistic approach.

[QUOTE=TerOnlyOnce;2369881]Going with one of those girls is just throwing away your money man.[/QUOTE]That might very well be the case for you.

[QUOTE=Dogers69;2369661]I visit Chicago every time. I wouldn't say the meseros are bad. There's more meseros per customer than Hong Kong though.[/QUOTE]I think the meseros pay the bar to let them work there. So the bar has little incentive to keep the numbers in balance.

Chica drink flow.

[QUOTE=WombatEd2;2370064]I think the meseros pay the bar to let them work there. So the bar has little incentive to keep the numbers in balance.[/QUOTE]

In all the major bars, the meseros pay the bar to work there. That is why there are 10 X more meseros than necessary. CC meseros are by far the most dishonest. You pay with pesos at HK / AB / TB and you have maybe a 5%-10% chance of getting short-changed. At CC the rate is literally 100%. Their posted exchange rate is 19:1 but the meseros charge you 20:1 and pocket the difference. They don't do it sometimes, or half the time, or most of the time. They do it every time.