General Reports

I've seen a shit load of couples in the bars. Mainly HK. Just have your wife bring her ID. Some places won't let her in without it. If you got the right cash and chemistry you will defidnetly get a chica to join you and your wife / girlfriend. Have fun

[QUOTE=Aeatb;1651342]New to this kind of action. The wife and I would like to visit Tijuana in the future and was wondering if these bars are wife friendly (Hong Kong and Adelitas)? Also anybody tried taking their own wife or girlfriend for some fun there? And if so, how hard was it hard to find a Chica that would be down for it? I know money talks. Any help would be greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=Custom404;1651379]My Spanish is limited, so it's hard to communicate directly with dancers. Instead, in the past I've given the guy who serves me ten dollars and said I wanted him to bring me the hottest, sweetest chick. So far, that strategy has worked well.[/QUOTE]Those waiters will bring you the hottest, sweetest girl in the place just because he wants a $1 tip when you buy her a drink. Or, just point out whoever you think is the hottest and he will bring her right to you. Giving him $10 really isn't necessary, but it sure made his day.

Starting off, I want to apologize in advance for the length of this post. Also, I'the like to thank all the posters on this and the USA Sex Guide site. I RTFF from several years back and there really is a wealth of information. The recommendations of streets, bars, and hotels all came into play as I made my maiden voyage about 1 month ago. I need to confess that I have a few distinct advantages in Tijuana. Most importantly, I am fluent in Spanish. Also, I am young enough (and look a bit younger than my age) to relate to lots of these 20 and 30 something year old girls. I don't want to dissuade any older gents from going to La Zona Norte because the bottom line is that money talks. I am just realizing that for the next few years, I'll be in a unique position to relate to the older and younger girls. I'm not really a wham-bam type. I like a little conversation, a sweet personality and THEN a good screw. This report will focus on my most recent trip, Sun Dec 16th to Mon Dec 17th. I choose Sundays because I don't want to deal with long lines at the border, higher prices for pussy / hotel, and bars that are standing room only. I understand that the hottest chicks are available on weekend nights but I don't usually go for the perfect 10's. I like cute girls. Girl next door types. Still attractive, just not the bombshells that bend everyone's necks as they go by. I made a couple of scouting missions in the last month (all Sun to Mon) that laid the groundwork for this trip. My original goal was to break my personal record of having sex with 4 different women in a 24 hour period. Thanks to a little help from some pharmaceuticals, I blew that record out of the water.

I decided to stay at the Hotel Leyva, next to the Chicago Club. It has free parking and is 1 block away from the madness that is Ciahuia and the alley. Noise is not as big an issue there as at hotels next to and above Hong Kong and Adelitas. I crossed the border and made a beeline for the Zona giving the TJPD as little chance as possible to pull me over. I have never walked across the border. I figure I'the rather sit in my car listening to my radio and screwing around on my smart phone than stand in line. Check out time at the Leyva is 1 pm and I usually leave around noon or 1 pm. The border wait on my 3 recent trips was 20 min the first two times and 2. 5 hours the last one. I didn't realize that it was a Mexican holiday to celebrate their revolution and I'm guessing this caused the traffic jam because lots of Mexican citizens with visas were crossing into USA on their day off. My non-holiday border wait times were quick so do your homework and consult a Mexican calendar. A parking option if you want to drive into to Tijuana but do not have a hotel is to park at the Plaza Rio. It is an American style shopping center with secure parking. It is 24 hours, gated, and you need your parking ticket to exit which makes it very secure. It is about a 5 dollar cab ride from the Zona. The time I parked there, I only parked there about 4 hours and it was reasonably priced. Anyways, this time I arrived at my hotel around 6 pm paid 320 pesos (approx $23 USD) and hit the streets. I always change money to pesos as this will definitely save you money in the long run. Being a Spanish speaker also gives me an advantage because I can build a rapport with the cabbies, bartenders, taco guys, and most importantly, the chicas. I'm hoping I'm avoiding getting the gringo prices.

I popped a generic Cialis and hit a local non-brothel bar (El Taurino?) on Constitution / Artculo 123 for 20 peso beers ($1.41 USD! While I soaked up the super power from my pill. I then went looking for a couple of girls I had fun with a few weeks ago. They work near a small upstairs hotel on Constitution. Carla is a very petite, fair skinned, innocent faced spinner cutie who is around 25 yo and 100 lbs soaking wet. Mariana, 28 yo, 5'9 with tan skin, long legs, and a nice set of see-cups is her friend. I had a 3-some 3 weeks ago with them but I was pressed for time and knew it would be much better if we were to meet up again. This was our time! They totally remembered me and we chatted for a couple of minutes. We agreed on 600 pesos for them and the room fee was 120. (9 bucks) As I learned in this forum, tip the counter girl to avoid a quick knock at the door. We went upstairs and these girls and I just clicked. Joking and talking for a bit, we started to get undressed and these girls were really at ease with me. I had already committed to a 100 peso tip if they were sweet to me and this definitely helped my cause. I laid back with one on each side and for the next 5 minutes rubbed asses, boobies, and pussies while they stroked up and down my chest, torso, cock, and legs. Then Mariana applied the cover and started to give me a CBJ with fantastic suction. I popped my thumb into her and she started to grind on my hand. Meanwhile I sucked away on Carla's little be-cups and eventually found her wet spot with my other hand. Mariana took the initiative and decided to take a seat on my dick. She started with a slow grind and eventually turned around to face me using her nice long legs to ride me good. Carla stayed close at my side and we were all moving in unison. I flipped Mari to mish and gave her a good pounding. I basically repeated the same sequence with Carla except she is so small that she is very easy to handle and hold. While Mariana rides like a true Mexican cowgirl, Carla likes to lie on top, put her arms around my neck and be fucked from underneath. She bounced her little ass in rhythm and really liked when I guided her waist, butt, and thighs with my hands. The whole time Mariana was kissing my neck and chest. I laid Carla in her side and went for the finish. One arm around her and one arm around Mari who was lying right next to her. It was a total turn-on making eye contact with Mari while I pounded her friend. There were boobs and butts bouncing all over the place and I finally blew a huge load. We cleaned up and had a sweet group hug before walking back to the lobby. We all agreed that it was a super erotic experience and we should try and see each other again. I threw down the 100 peso tip I promised. This brought their total to 700 mx. ($50 USD) A great start to my night!

I walked down the alley of love and scoped out the talent. I then had my only scary incident since I started going to Mexico. I walked into the Valentina Bar to take a peek. It was dead and I decided to head out. As I was leaving, a big drunk Latino in full cholo gear approached me by the bar. He looked like a typical So Cal gangbanger and spoke English like someone who was from East LA or another ghetto area. He was a big guy, maybe 6'3 260 lbs and he tried to get me to stay. I told him I was looking for my friends and headed outside. I thought I was in the clear until I heard his voice in my ear. He had followed me outside and was asking if I wanted to score some drugs. He was really drunk and aggressive and I did my best to keep my distance. I just kept walking and eventually he lost interest. About 10 steps later, I saw 2 TJPD officers and thought about turning him in but decided to keep my mouth shut. I just avoided that side of the alley the rest of the night and assumed that the guy would talk himself into jail at some point. The last thing I need is some Tijuana drug guy after me. I would have to classify this as a freak occurrence. There are way too many cops for troublemakers like this to thrive in the Zona. I had a couple more beers at Karla's Bar then headed outside again. In front of the Cascadas Bar I saw a girl-next-door type with curvy hips and dressed in jeans and a long sleeved shirt. Her name is Lucero and we quickly worked a deal and went upstairs. I'll admit, she looked really cute fully clothed but was a little loose around the middle when she stripped. Nothing too bad, just not as shapely as you can find everywhere in the Zona. She gave good service though and I enjoyed her nice CBJ and bent her over doggie style. I was still recovering from my threesome and realized after 20 minutes that I might have to call it quits. I faked my finish and she wiped me up. I know it's a marathon, not a sprint and decided to save my energy for later in the night. Either way, I got my money's worth because I was getting fucked and sucked the entire time as promised. Total for the girl and the room was 400 mx. (approx $28 USD).

I grabbed a couple of tacos from the place on the corner closest to the north entrance of Hong Kong Bar. The street cart and the one on the corner are the same place, same owner. I've never gotten sick and the tacos are really tasty although I skip the onions since the chicas don't like strong breath. I crossed the street to the Tropical Bar and ordered a beer. This is one of the many places that has 2 for 1 beers. It is geared more towards local clientele and doesn't attract many gringos. I doubt there would be any issue for a gringo but the music is definitely in Spanish. I had about 4 beers while surveying the scene. There were some slim cuties with nice bodies but one girl stood out for me. She was a bit curvier and thicker than most and was really dressed down. Most of the girls were wearing short skirts and high heels which is the norm all over the Zona. My girl wore sandals, jeans and a loose fitting top. She is about 5'4 140 lbs but with a pretty Latin smile and big brown eyes. A little thick but I liked her curves. I wasn't even sure she worked there. I made eye contact a few times and she eventually she got the hint and came over to me. We chatted for a few and I bought her a drink. Super sweet and engaging, we talked for about 30 min. I asked if she'the like to go somewhere else and she explained that she was working and obligated to stay until 5 am. The deal was made and I (falsely) explained that my time and funds were limited for the night. We worked a deal for 550 mx ($40 USD) for her plus the room fee. The bar offered a take out fee of 100 USD which I politely declined. I played the naive guy with no Zona experience with her and she bought in completely. I think that is why she gave me a good rate. That, and the fact that she was getting absolutely no action from anyone else. I think the room was 150 mx but I was pretty buzzed at this point and I'm not positive. Once the door closed, we hugged, and started making out. She had previously lived in the US so we had really had a nice chat at the bar and I think she was kind of digging me as a person. I'm guessing that's why she tongue kissed me because that was the first time that has ever happened to me while mongering in Latin America. I slowly peeled her out of her jeans and sat on the edge of the bed for a better view as I lifted up her loose top. My eyes popped out as I revealed a beautiful set of DD's. The loose top camouflaged them well and I spun her around to undo her bra strap. I unleashed her beautiful juggs slowly and kissed and sucked them slowly. She rubbed the back of my head and started to moan. Fellas, these were big, round, full tits. The kind you can see when she is facing away from you! To top it off, she has big brown areoles with nipples as big as my pinkie finger. Worthy of the pages of a big boob magazine. We laid on the bed and she wrapped her boobs around my bare cock and I was in heaven. We applied the cover and she hopped on top of me and asked me to suck her nipples while she grinded on me. We fit together perfectly and she worked my dick deep into her while I smothered myself in her chest. This girl bucked her ass and hips for 10 minutes before I flipped her over to doggie. I had to see those tits bounce while I pounded her from behind. Finally to mish then put her on her side. I hammered with all I had while watching her ass and tits moving to the rhythm. I finally dumped my 2nd load of the evening in this beauty and laid next to each other for the next 5 minuted until the knock came at the door. We exchanged numbers and plan on seeing each other on her off day. Weak in the knees, I staggered across the street checked to make sure my girl wasn't watching me, and walked into Adelitas Bar to catch my breath and have a nightcap.

I rolled in about 1 am about 10 beers deep. I always sit at the bar in these places because I hate being pestered by the obnoxious waiters. I try and be nice because life in Mexico is difficult and they are trying to make ends meet like the rest of us but damn, they get on your nerves after a while. My solution, find a place at the bar and deal with the bartender only. I posted up at the bar by the main entrance and watched the stage show. A sexy brunette named Esther approached me. She wore a short black dress and jet black hair walked by and made eye contact. About 30 yo, she was curvy and sweet. Sure enough she sat next to me. I was in no condition to partake but she tried hard. Sweet and seductive, she purred into my ear and I have to say, Cialis is amazing! My dick started to swell and she rubbed it to full attention. I wanted to avoid the full price and asked her what time she was off. 5:30 was her response and I invited her back to my room. We exchanged #'s and made an early morning date. I needed to recharge my balls and sleep off the 12 pack I drank. Here's another hot tip. Buy a base model prepaid Telcel phone for 300 pesos at the Oxxo or 7-11. It comes with 100 minutes (I think) and is a small investment for mongering and safety purposes south of the border. Since my USA cell doesn't work in Mexico it saved the day as I wouldn't have been able to contact my Adelitas girl.

Esther was a woman of her word. She called me and came right over to my room. What service! I was a little groggy but she was cool and patient with me while I woke up. She seemed relieved to be off of work and we ended up talking up a storm. She eventually got under the covers and her sexy curvy body got my cock hard once again. She disappeared under the covers and gave me a nice covered BJ. It was nice seeing my sheet bob up and down while the sun was starting to rise outside. She rode me reverse cowgirl then made a move where she wrapped her legs under mine and pounded her ass up and down. A true pro. She made sure I got my nut by giving me multiple positions. I finished in doggie and she took it like a champ. She definitely wasn't a GFE but not robotic either. I doubt there are many GFE types at Adelitas Bar. Too high volume for that in my opinion. Esther was nice and gave good service but I preferred the street girls and my Tropical Bar girl. The cost was 800 mx. ($57 USD) That is the reason I like street girls. Still good service for a fraction of the price. Esther was sweet though and I'm glad I tried her. She said she was going to the gym and I went back to sleep bringing an end to my first night / morning. Day Two to follow.

Clutch

Because my travel plans changed for the Thanksgiving week, I decided to spend more time in Tijuana; not a bad option. Monday afternoon, I had some cash, so I was checking out the three cambios closest to the walk-in border entrance. I stood where I could see all three cambios, all within rock throwing distance, and I noticed that the one near Mac Donald's and the other near the immigration exit were both at 13.34. But for whatever reason, the one closest to the walking path, in the market, was at 13.46. But still there was a line of people at the one near Mac Donald's; WTF? Guess where I changed my money?

Checked in at the Ticuan, got the room, and then waited in the bar for my "Better late than never" favorite girl. After about 30-40 minutes, she called in a panic saying that traffic was bad and she would be later than ever. But, I was in a nice bar watching Monday night football, so it was no big deal. Once she showed up, we settled in the back corner. She explained that her taxi driver got stopped for speeding, but he was lucky enough to pay Tijuana's finest for the ticket.

We had a couple of drinks while looking for a new restaurant on Trip Advisor to try after rack operations in the room. She liked the pictures from Villa Marina, so I wrote down all the information for the taxi driver. After a great session in the room, she tells me that she was hungry, but I already knew that. It's Monday night, why not have a taxi fiasco night? I asked the driver if he knew where the restaurant was, and he kind of said that he did. The key words: kind of.

It was clear that he did not have a fucking clue because he walked over to talk to another driver. The other driver gave him precise directions, I knew that because he was using his hands and pointing! So the adventure started! We traveled over the mountain and through the woods to find grandmother's restaurant; no luck! Soon the cabbie was stopping people on the street and asking for their expert advice; no luck again! So I just happened to have an idea, I thought, "Hey, why don't we just call the fucking restaurant!" The restaurant gave directions to the driver on my cell phone; BINGO!

We finally get to the restaurant and I gave the driver the agreed amount, and no more! We both liked the restaurant and the food. My girl got a butt load of seafood soup and I got the stuff chicken (not a seafood fan) with a sweet mole sauce. I also had the black bean and shrimp soup. With three adult beverages and tip, it was less than fifty bucks. She called her driver and headed back home after he arrived. I grabbed a different cab and headed to my second home; la coahuila.

For a Monday night, I was surprised of the amount of chicas available in la coahuila; clubs and streets. There was a lot of talent in HK and AB. I met a couple of new girls in BT and Playboy. Usually I don't stop in PB, but I decided sit at the bar and check out the girls. There were a couple of lookers in the bar, but not enough to keep my attention. Final stop was CC, and yes, it was quite deader than normal; if there is a normal. Just chatted with who I think is the best bartender in the cantinas, and headed back to the Ticuan with my designated taxi driver that sits outside the club.

Just a reminder to all, this is the holiday season and the folks in la coahuila become more desperate than ever; this includes the girls, rateros, and the wonderful police officers! Watch your back and never let your guard down! And for christ's stake, do your best to think with your BIG head!

So IMHO, Mondays don't suck in Tijuana!

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1651882]It was clear that he did not have a fucking clue because he walked over to talk to another driver. The other driver gave him precise directions, I knew that because he was using his hands and pointing! So the adventure started! We traveled over the mountain and through the woods to find grandmother's restaurant; no luck! Soon the cabbie was stopping people on the street and asking for their expert advice; no luck again! So I just happened to have an idea, I thought, "Hey, why don't we just call the fucking restaurant!" The restaurant gave directions to the driver on my cell phone; BINGO!

We finally get to the restaurant and I gave the driver the agreed amount, and no more! We both liked the restaurant and the food. My girl got a butt load of seafood soup and I got the stuff chicken (not a seafood fan) with a sweet mole sauce. I also had the black bean and shrimp soup. With three adult beverages and tip, it was less than fifty bucks. She called her driver and headed back home after he arrived. I grabbed a different cab and headed to my second home; la coahuila.[/QUOTE]And, in a separate report, Tom goes to a local Chinese restaurant and orders steak. :D

Seriously, sometimes these taxistas have no brain. It's directly opposite the Hotel Lucerna, isn't it? About two blocks from Office Depot, home of the best damn taco truck in Tijuana.

I've driven past it a zillion times. How is the food. Is it worth a repeat?

[QUOTE=HorseTrader;1651474]Those waiters will bring you the hottest, sweetest girl in the place just because he wants a $1 tip when you buy her a drink. Or, just point out whoever you think is the hottest and he will bring her right to you. Giving him $10 really isn't necessary, but it sure made his day.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback. In my experience a good tip to the waiter up front pays off. There were several girls that I thought were hot that he said not to touch. The one's I've end up with have been beautiful with a great attitude. Ten bucks well spent in my book.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin;1651882]We finally get to the restaurant and I gave the driver the agreed amount, and no more! We both liked the restaurant and the food. My girl got a butt load of seafood soup and I got the stuff chicken (not a seafood fan) with a sweet mole sauce. I also had the black bean and shrimp soup. With three adult beverages and tip, it was less than fifty bucks. She called her driver and headed back home after he arrived. I grabbed a different cab and headed to my second home; la coahuila.[/QUOTE]First a big, round piece of ass. Then a big round bowl of soup! What I'm talking about!

[QUOTE=Custom404;1651379]
However, I'm looking for a couple things different this time:

1. BBBJ. Every time in the past, it has been covered.

2. Two chicks. Preferably really into each other. For a threesome.

My Spanish is limited, so it's hard to communicate directly with dancers. Instead, in the past I've given the guy who serves me ten dollars and said I wanted him to bring me the hottest, sweetest chick. So far, that strategy has worked well.

Will that strategy work to get me what I want, or do I need to go other places or try something else?

Thanks for your help.[/QUOTE]Both 1 and 2 shouldn't be a problem at HK a bit more of a challenge at AB. BBBJ is common at HK the past few years. Would say 2 our of 3 if not more do it. Would advise not trying to get the best service at a fair price from a main stage dancer, especially a pole artist. Those that dance the bar or small stage are easier imo.

Or even the ones who just stand around or sit together. Despite their being highly obnoxious the waiters can be your best friend but you have to weed them out like you do the girls.

Thanks for the advise of the board to point me in the right direction!

As a review, I was looking for two things in Tijuana:

1. BBBJ.

2. Two girls, hot and into each other.

My journey:

Things got off to a suck start as it was raining pretty hard, and I had no umbrella or even coat with a hood.

The walk was longer than my last trip (maybe a year or two ago?) as they have re-routed where you enter Mexico. I parked in a lot that used to be convenient (near duty free) and found it now sucks. As you must cross over a pedestrian bridge. Once you get in MX, you've got to go over another pedestrian bridge to get to taxi spot. Altogether, lot of walking in the elements!

Started off at HK.

I was bum-rushed by the red haired dude with two girls within 5 min of sitting down. The two girls were only average looks, so wasn't tempted to try to get them both to the room (I'm sure they would have). I shooed them away, and walked around for a bit.

I forgot how sexy the shaving cream girls are! One was 8/10 and the other 7/10. Free reign to play with their clit or penetrate for a dollar. Lot of pussy grinding etc. Altogether, quite hot.

Note: My first waiter was very slow bringing back my change. I approached one of the to the jefe's (dude with the walkie talkie) and within about 2 seconds dude is back with change. I had forgotten to look at his number when he took my number, so I may have been screwed. Just a reminder to note the number of the guy serving you.

No specific girl caught my eye, and I was a bit hungry so I decided to head toward Adelita.

I stopped at the Montecarlo grill between HK and Adelitas. The Carne Asada, Rice, Beans and Salad were great. All with a drink for ten dollars. While I was eating, a smoking hot brunette in black and white thigh-highs and a trench coat walked in with a fashion magazine. She was chatting with the cash register girl. More on this chick later.

Adelitas was a bit slow, but I decided to grab a beer and look around. I tried my trick of tipping the waiter to bring me the best chick, but this time it really didn't work. He was a bit of a newb, and not very helpful.

After a trip to the banos, I spotted thigh-high girl next too another smoking hot spinner with bleached blond hair.

Thigh-high girl's name is Angela. 5'4", 25 ish, 110 lb, SMOKING ASS, and bolt-ONS.

Blondie's name is Nichole, nearly the same proportions, but nice sized naturals.

Operation commenced! I made the command decision to sacrifice #1 (BBBJ) if need be, as these girls are 9/10 - serious model quality.

The verdict:

6 each. Total $. 2.

The bodies of both girls exceeded my expectations, and both were super sweet. Little bit of PSE & GSE.

However, no BBBJ. And I couldn't go directly from one to the other as I imagined. They each wanted to use a separate condom.

Also, while they feigned to be into each other, this really didn't extend beyond playing with each others boobs. I was hoping for some sweet lesbian action.

So I got a CBJ and CFS from each, while directing the other to masturbate, show me her pussy and ass etc.

Altogether, it was a blast and not something easily attained in the States. (Certainly not with those looks at those prices).

I'd recommend either Nichole or Angela (with a slight edge going to Angela because of her unbelievable ass).

Best of luck and hit me up for advise if travelling in the states.

PHORDPHAN wrote 09/10/14: "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks. ".

Phordphan, either you have some basis for your statement or you're an idiot just making stuff up just to hear yourself talk. Let's examine:

Where exactly are these eagle-eyed finance gurus employed by the puta bars that so closely monitor FX rates? Does each bar's delegation monitor independently or do they work in collaboration? What floor does HK's finance dept occupy in One World Trade Center? Or perhaps HK's delegation is too and important for NY so they are HQ'd in London's Canary Wharf? You must know them personally in order to make such a statement, right? They must be so important their identities must be kept in secret because not one of Tijuana's 1. 4 million residents / tourists have ever seen or heard of these guys. So who are they? Are they friends of yours? Surely they must have PhD's or at least MBA's right? Harvard educated? Or perhaps Oxford or Yale? Do these finance gurus have any influence in the global FX markets? Do they send a delegation to Wall Street? Or perhaps Central District of Hong Kong? So that would be a delegation from the Tijuana puta bar Hong Kong in the city of Hong Kong. I wonder if it leads to any "Who's on First" moments. Or does HK just utilize a more economical but just as effective strategy and just pay a homeless guy 20 pesos to sit in front of the nearest casa de cambio and report any changes?

On December 9, 2013 the peso traded at 12.85. And today it trades at 14.36. With countless fluctuations in between. HK's rate was 12.5 then and, hold on, let me make sure this is right since it changes so much. Ok. 12.5 now! So since then the dollar has appreciated 11.75%. So, exactly how many thousands of times has HK adjusted their tipo de cambio since then? 1000 times? 5000? Wait! I know the answer! It's ZERO times! They so closely monitor the FX rates "like hawks" so they can adjust their tipo de cambio ZERO times? I must be blind but I've never seen the FX rate ticker at HK. They must have one because they are so sensitive to FX fluctuations that they conduct all their business with real time calculations, right?. Where exactly is it posted? Have you ever paid for a drink and when the mesero returned with your change, which of course you counted correctly with relish, was more or less than you expected due to the FX rate fluctuation in the previous 2 minutes? Or have you ever taken a chica upstairs and she demanded more after the encounter due to the amount the peso depreciated during the session?

Please, Phordphan, enlighten the board on HK's FX rate policies since obviously you are an insider with tons of valuable knowledge. Or is Phordphan just a phrivolous dumb phuck who lives in a phantasy world phull of phiction who's phorte is writing phake phables? Quite phunny.

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;1653089]PHORDPHAN wrote 09/10/14: "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks. ".

Phordphan, either you have some basis for your statement or you're an idiot just making stuff up just to hear yourself talk. Let's examine:

Where exactly are these eagle-eyed finance gurus employed by the puta bars that so closely monitor FX rates? Does each bar's delegation monitor independently or do they work in collaboration? What floor does HK's finance dept occupy in One World Trade Center? Or perhaps HK's delegation is too and important for NY so they are HQ'd in London's Canary Wharf? You must know them personally in order to make such a statement, right? They must be so important their identities must be kept in secret because not one of Tijuana's 1. 4 million residents / tourists have ever seen or heard of these guys. So who are they? Are they friends of yours? Surely they must have PhD's or at least MBA's right? Harvard educated? Or perhaps Oxford or Yale? Do these finance gurus have any influence in the global FX markets? Do they send a delegation to Wall Street? Or perhaps Central District of Hong Kong? So that would be a delegation from the Tijuana puta bar Hong Kong in the city of Hong Kong. I wonder if it leads to any "Who's on First" moments. Or does HK just utilize a more economical but just as effective strategy and just pay a homeless guy 20 pesos to sit in front of the nearest casa de cambio and report any changes?

On December 9, 2013 the peso traded at 12.85. And today it trades at 14.36. With countless fluctuations in between. HK's rate was 12.5 then and, hold on, let me make sure this is right since it changes so much. Ok. 12.5 now! So since then the dollar has appreciated 11.75%. So, exactly how many thousands of times has HK adjusted their tipo de cambio since then? 1000 times? 5000? Wait! I know the answer! It's ZERO times! They so closely monitor the FX rates "like hawks" so they can adjust their tipo de cambio ZERO times? I must be blind but I've never seen the FX rate ticker at HK. They must have one because they are so sensitive to FX fluctuations that they conduct all their business with real time calculations, right?. Where exactly is it posted? Have you ever paid for a drink and when the mesero returned with your change, which of course you counted correctly with relish, was more or less than you expected due to the FX rate fluctuation in the previous 2 minutes? Or have you ever taken a chica upstairs and she demanded more after the encounter due to the amount the peso depreciated during the session?

Please, Phordphan, enlighten the board on HK's FX rate policies since obviously you are an insider with tons of valuable knowledge. Or is Phordphan just a phrivolous dumb phuck who lives in a phantasy world phull of phiction who's phorte is writing phake phables? Quite phunny.[/QUOTE]Christ. You two. GET OVER IT! It is NOT that important! I remember a year or so ago a couple of you idiots on this site went on and on bickering over and over and over about who knows what! Talk about chicas and how much the peso to the dollar. But slamming about a stupid comment. God! This is at least a sane site compared to the to the other childish blog all you Amigos are on!(Me too!)

[QUOTE=ClamSlammer;1653089]PHORDPHAN wrote 09/10/14: "All of the bars in the Zona are extremely gringo-centric and they watch the exchange rate like hawks. ".

Phordphan, either you have some basis for your statement or you're an idiot just making stuff up just to hear yourself talk. Let's examine:

Where exactly are these eagle-eyed finance gurus employed by the puta bars that so closely monitor FX rates? Does each bar's delegation monitor independently or do they work in collaboration? What floor does HK's finance dept occupy in One World Trade Center? Or perhaps HK's delegation is too and important for NY so they are HQ'd in London's Canary Wharf? You must know them personally in order to make such a statement, right? They must be so important their identities must be kept in secret because not one of Tijuana's 1. 4 million residents / tourists have ever seen or heard of these guys. So who are they? Are they friends of yours? Surely they must have PhD's or at least MBA's right? Harvard educated? Or perhaps Oxford or Yale? Do these finance gurus have any influence in the global FX markets? Do they send a delegation to Wall Street? Or perhaps Central District of Hong Kong? So that would be a delegation from the Tijuana puta bar Hong Kong in the city of Hong Kong. I wonder if it leads to any "Who's on First" moments. Or does HK just utilize a more economical but just as effective strategy and just pay a homeless guy 20 pesos to sit in front of the nearest casa de cambio and report any changes?

On December 9, 2013 the peso traded at 12.85. And today it trades at 14.36. With countless fluctuations in between. HK's rate was 12.5 then and, hold on, let me make sure this is right since it changes so much. Ok. 12.5 now! So since then the dollar has appreciated 11.75%. So, exactly how many thousands of times has HK adjusted their tipo de cambio since then? 1000 times? 5000? Wait! I know the answer! It's ZERO times! They so closely monitor the FX rates "like hawks" so they can adjust their tipo de cambio ZERO times? I must be blind but I've never seen the FX rate ticker at HK. They must have one because they are so sensitive to FX fluctuations that they conduct all their business with real time calculations, right?. Where exactly is it posted? Have you ever paid for a drink and when the mesero returned with your change, which of course you counted correctly with relish, was more or less than you expected due to the FX rate fluctuation in the previous 2 minutes? Or have you ever taken a chica upstairs and she demanded more after the encounter due to the amount the peso depreciated during the session?

Please, Phordphan, enlighten the board on HK's FX rate policies since obviously you are an insider with tons of valuable knowledge. Or is Phordphan just a phrivolous dumb phuck who lives in a phantasy world phull of phiction who's phorte is writing phake phables? Quite phunny.[/QUOTE]As GSR said, Get over it. You have your opinion on how the bars handle their exchange rates, I have mine. Personally, I've never saved a dime paying in pesos in the gringo-centric bars of the Zona Norte. You must think you're really special, hammering on one off-the-cuff remark. God, you need a life.

As I said earlier, you're an expert on the exchange rates, cheating by Mexican nationals, and taxi travel throughout Tijuana. So, post a few reports.

Now, STFU. I'm done with this stupid-ass topic and your childish posts.

Not much to talk about, but I figure I'll post an actual TR just to show that I'm not all show and no go.

The rain had eased a bit on Wednesday, so I headed down. I was to meet one of my regulars, we'll call her Mrs. Jones. Like the song, we meet in the same place, same time, etc. , when she can get away from hubby.

I stopped at a BevMo, or someplace, and picked up some "airline" bottles of tequila. Yes, it's cheaper in Tijuana but not as convenient.

Of course, I was on time, she was late. So, I wandered Revu for a bit, snagged a generic vitamin V, and hung around. I asked Bozo the pharmacist to cut the pill in half. So, he went in the back, broke it with his hands and gave it back. It looked like about a 60/40 split. Bienvenidos a Tijuana. :)

Mrs. J showed up and we split. I decided on someplace besides our usual Mansion haunt, so we headed out Via Rapida to another place. The Villa Dorada and Via motels are nice changes of pace. Tijuana is crawling with such motels, but these ones are rather nice and convenient. I'm always surprised at the quality of the food in these places, too. It's not Mision 19, but not bad considering you're a captive audience.

BTW, does anybody have any info on Motel Paraiso on 9th in Centro? I was going to try that, as it's close to our pickup spot, but it looked closed due to the rain.

I'd picked up some Patron Anejo, Arrogante Anejo (never had this before) and some Cazadores Anejo. Well, Mrs. J Bogarted the Patron and I only got a taste. She hated the Arrogante, but I rather liked it. It was smokier than the Patron, more like mezcal. Cazadores is OK, but doesn't hold a candle to Patron, or Don Julio.

After a couple of sips we couldn't contain ourselves and started in like a couple of horny high-school kids. What Mrs. J lacks in looks she more than makes up in sheer passion. Damn, if these Mexican chicas aren't passionate. That's one thing I like about these chicas.

Right in the middle of making out my phone rings. I have caller ID, but it doesn't work in Mexico. So, I can't tell if it's a telemarketer or somebody important. So, I always have to answer. I did. It was a client and I needed to take the call. I'm standing there discussing their issue when Mrs. J decides that she's bored. She comes over, kneels down, yanks down my chonis and proceed to administer a rather nice BBBJ. Unfortunately, it made it very difficult to concentrate on the task at hand. She kept pausing, looking up and smiling, and then starting back to work again. I finally got off the phone, not a moment too soon.

I won't bore everybody with the remainder of the sordid details. But when we finished both we and the tequila were exhausted. After a quick 5 minute nap, and a quick shower we got ready to go. Man, 3 hours goes by quickly when you're having fun.

After I dropped her off I crossed via a rather short SENTRI line and headed home. Traffic sucked and it was a long drive. However, vali la pena. Total damage, outside of fuel, was the price of the motel, the tequila, and about 120 pesos for room service. You got to love Mexico.

The dollar has gained 10% against the peso over the past three months but no one has mentioned it. So I'm curious. Does that mean that most of you don't bother to exchange your dollars for pesos when you're in Tijuas?

[QUOTE=Reinaldo;1653550]The dollar has gained 10% against the peso over the past three months but no one has mentioned it. So I'm curious. Does that mean that most of you don't bother to exchange your dollars for pesos when you're in Tijuas?[/QUOTE]I have been using pesos all week. You are more likely going to get a better rate at an established cambio than individual businesses that make up their own rate IE. A hotel minus a few exceptions like Soriana Xoxo and some gas stations.