Melbourne

[QUOTE=DanTheMan;1968329]No idea to be honest with you. I've still got a few years to go before retirement hits. I've worked out that if the planets align and all is good, my super will be roughly 60 K / year, which is good for me as I'm single.

It depends on what your lifestyle is. If you want to bone women continuously, then have a good wage coming in.

Forward scout it. Do your sums.

For me, I have a Filipina who is prepared to look after me in retirement. If I live over in the Philippines for a few months of the year, so be it.

Suss out Pattaya Addicts. Plenty of ex pats in that board who would be prepared to help you out.[/QUOTE]It all depends on your living arrangements, you can rent a house for about $500/ month plus your car expenses can vary. As for women there are plenty there who won't cost you much.

I live 50/50 between there and here, I have 2 houses on 1 block, my utilities are about $60/ month for both plus food and car and bike expenses which are a lot cheaper than here. Bar any extras I would only just spend around $200-300/ week including a restaurant meal or two. I don't drink much and have a few girlfriends who keep me entertained for a minimal cost.

Foreign teachers etc. Who work there only get a house and about $150/ week and they get by ok.

Greetings all,

I know this has been mentioned here previously but was chatting to a ML at the above mentioned shop and she was telling me she.

Usually has around 8 bookings on a average day.

She gives a great service and is a 30 ++ viet MILF. Very friendly, if anybody interested feel free to private message me and I can give you her details.

Still its good money isn't it, 6 days a week she works.

Silly question but is this taxed??

I assume not.

Cheers LWD.

Thanks guys, this is interesting information. There is definitely a lot of advantages being an expat retiree. Evan just the bloody weather.

Whenever you visit footscray you have to visit an illegal brothel, it's a rule. A few have closed since I was there last, a couple on Barkly st and the one on Ballarat Road got shut down by the cops. It's probably already opened up somewhere else. The upstairs place near the train station had a few on offer, nothing at the one near the library. Went to 120 Geelong and there was this fat pig with ugly face and a shit attitude, Told me the other girl wouldn't be available for another 20 minutes, however she opened the door and was available immediately. Fantastic body with fake tits and a good not great face. But still good. FS $100. Straight down to busy with BBBJ and she knew what she was doing. We had sex on the table for a while, making do with whatever positions we could squeeze in. The pig from earlier yelled at her to keep the nose down. Eventually she said my time was up and I had to cum. She took the condom off and told me to cum in her mouth. I put her down in the 69 position because I hate lying down and the girl letting the cum drip out of her mouth all over me. Emptied my load and she held my cock in her mouth and milked it until I was finished. Her name is Jessica, give her a visit for great service from a Vietnamese girl.

Looks like the Massage Place on Anthony Drive got busted by the LE about 11 days ago!

[QUOTE=MikeHuntHertz;1969569]Looks like the Massage Place on Anthony Drive got busted by the LE about 11 days ago![/QUOTE]This was one of those shops, that needed to do a lot of advertsing, it was a shop you just don't drive past on the street much, was neighbor to only 3 other shops in a very small block. Now to close the other 200 to reduce temptation LOL.

Been having a bit of back pain recently I blame my minions at work, anyways its gives me a good excuse to get some massages on a regular basis.

First of all I'm a huge fan of Paramount Health and Spa they are clean, have showers, lounge area, wet sauna and their ladies are almost all give good massages. They are not the cheapest massage in the cbd but they've mostly all been there for years and have decent skills and their prices for a handy haven't increased since I've been going there nearly 8 years ago. They used to have a hot receptionist whom I've always hoped would do some of the massages but I haven't seen her in a while. So recently I've been booking Ella a Hong Kong lass who've been working there for 4 years off memory. Slender (size 6 max), long hair, early 40's, A cups, super friendly and gives a good firm massage plus her standing massage is far better than most. Her skills handling my little fella is second to very very few, while she is working the shaft her other hand wanders around massaging my balls and arse. I came when she leaned over and sucked my nipples darn I'm a sucker for that.

Face- 6.

Body- 8 I love skinny women.

Massage- 8.5.

Handy- 8.5 I take forever to come through no fault of her and she's a trooper.

Damage- $70 + $50 Showered twice, used the sauna and had a 30 minutes snooze in their lounge area.

WIR. Yup, she's my regular now and this place almost never lets me down.

I read here a while ago that Ease land on LT bourke st was doing handies, every since the Korean hairdresser did their reno I've been meaning to check it out, so I finally did earlier in the week hoping that Korean girls service the clients but no luck. So up the stairs and on the left, a lot of make shift rooms with 5 maybe 6 rooms, slightly dodgy. Greeted by a older lady which worried me a bit, but she took my $60 for an hour and led me to the front rooms which were very well lit with natural light and a much younger girl came in thank god. So I got Emma, a plump Taiwanese girl probably in her mid early 30's, shoulder height hair with full see-cups. Her massage was better than expected and she was friendly enough. I was pretty knocked so I didn't feel like talking and she left me to quietly enjoy her kneading of back. As mentioned her massage was pretty good but I found it strange that she really concentrated mostly on my left side and that muscle along the left side of my spine was pretty sore afterwards, also she uses a little too much baby oil but she does wipe it off afterwards. Lots of balls tickling prior to the flip and "special massage" offer which was nice, she offered the handy with her top off and said that I could do touch her wherever I wanted. But only part of her body that I wanted to touch was to suck on her supple breasts which were glorious. Soft panting while she was doing the deed with my face in her chest and I came in record time.

Face- 5.5.

Body- 7 Saved by her tits, otherwise 4.

Massage- 7.

Handy - 7.

Damage - $60 + $50 No shower available, questionable towels and table covers.

WIR. Maybe, those tits were great and I wouldn't mind checking out the other talent there.

[QUOTE=MikeHuntHertz;1969569]Looks like the Massage Place on Anthony Drive got busted by the LE about 11 days ago![/QUOTE][URL]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/east/police-close-illegal-brothel-in-mt-waverley-operating-as-massage-parlour/news-story/9c462a43b726aa90ed8853f7f165cef7[/URL]

Total waste of time and money. The girls start working in a different place the next day. Happy ending massages just need to be legalized and be done with it.

[QUOTE=DodgyAsian;1970193]Been having a bit of back pain recently I blame my minions at work, anyways its gives me a good excuse to get some massages on a regular basis.

First of all I'm a huge fan of Paramount Health and Spa they are clean, have showers, lounge area, wet sauna and their ladies are almost all give good massages. They are not the cheapest massage in the cbd but they've mostly all been there for years and have decent skills and their prices for a handy haven't increased since I've been going there nearly 8 years ago. They used to have a hot receptionist whom I've always hoped would do some of the massages but I haven't seen her in a while. So recently I've been booking Ella a Hong Kong lass who've been working there for 4 years off memory. Slender (size 6 max), long hair, early 40's, A cups, super friendly and gives a good firm massage plus her standing massage is far better than most. Her skills handling my little fella is second to very very few, while she is working the shaft her other hand wanders around massaging my balls and arse. I came when she leaned over and sucked my nipples darn I'm a sucker for that...[/QUOTE]I haven't been here for years! ID forgotten about them until I read your report. I used to go there when they were in Bourke St. I always found that the older women used to do handies and never the young ones.

[QUOTE=Gigabytor;1970401][URL]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/east/police-close-illegal-brothel-in-mt-waverley-operating-as-massage-parlour/news-story/9c462a43b726aa90ed8853f7f165cef7[/URL]

Total waste of time and money. The girls start working in a different place the next day. Happy ending massages just need to be legalised and be done with it.[/QUOTE]Hmm, where are these houses in Mt Waverley and Chadstone?

[QUOTE=DanTheMan;1970433]I haven't been here for years! ID forgotten about them until I read your report. I used to go there when they were in Bourke St. I always found that the older women used to do handies and never the young ones.[/QUOTE]I'm finding some of the older ones also do FS with a hundred dollar bribe. Like Dodgy said it's not the cheapest place around but it does have a bit more to offer than a straight rub and tug.

[QUOTE=DodgyAsian;1970193]Been having a bit of back pain recently I blame my minions at work, anyways its gives me a good excuse to get some massages on a regular basis.

First of all I'm a huge fan of Paramount Health and Spa they are clean, have showers, lounge area, wet sauna and their ladies are almost all give good massages. They are not the cheapest massage in the cbd but they've mostly all been there for years and have decent skills and their prices for a handy haven't increased since I've been going there nearly 8 years ago. They used to have a hot receptionist whom I've always hoped would do some of the massages but I haven't seen her in a while. So recently I've been booking Ella a Hong Kong lass who've been working there for 4 years off memory. Slender (size 6 max), long hair, early 40's, A cups, super friendly and gives a good firm massage plus her standing massage is far better than most. Her skills handling my little fella is second to very very few, while she is working the shaft her other hand wanders around massaging my balls and arse..[/QUOTE]Just for my understanding: is Sauna included in $70? Is that 30 minutes massage and 30 Sauna for $70?

Another one [URL]http://www.heraldsun.com.au/leader/east/police-arrest-woman-after-raid-on-macleod-massage-parlour/news-story/b1214cf45d3b7dba93efa0c52ae52767[/URL] there is a video of them getting taken out LOL.

In all seriousness what happens if you get caught half way through? Do they let you finish up or what?

Di you get charged / arrested what happens?

Also with all these raids, I don't want to get done in one, what are the chances of getting caught LOL?

The shop mentioned here is a private house near the corner of warrigal and batesford road. (beware the nasty speed camera!

I think its the myora street corner with long over grown trees, its a dark green painted house.

Buyer very much beware venturing in here however, best of luck.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=SkyKing27;1970798]Just for my understanding: is Sauna included in $70? Is that 30 minutes massage and 30 Sauna for $70?[/QUOTE]Sauna / spa all included.