Cute Girl, But Yesterday's (2004) News...
[QUOTE=Cunning Linguist]On another note, I wonder if Helpmann could tell us whether Fuck Puppet is Haitian or a Dominican girl and whether she actually has a name. I envy whoever can get her over the Labor Day holiday.[/QUOTE]She's Haitian and she still has a tight little body. Nevertheless, I don't publish her name or the names of other Boca Chica girls on the internet.
-Helpmann :)
Kreyòl course and Security in Sosúa
[QUOTE=Crazy Jim Wood]If you're serious about learning, "Ann Pale Kreyol" by Albert Valdman is one of the best language course out there (available from Amazon). I'm trying to attach a quick survival Haitian glossary. We'll see if it uploads.
It has some useful commands like follow my orders, lay down, open your mouth, I'm going to give you an injection, etc, which you may find useful.
Did you make a decision on your hotel? Were prices for all of these about the same? I am planning on making a trip of my own to Sosua for one week in July or August.
Thanks,
Jimbo[/QUOTE]Thank you very much for the tip and Mèsi for the glossary. Although it is a $245 course, I will definitely buy it. I think I will stay at the New Garden in deference to what some have said on the board. My only worry is finding a super hot legal Haitian (i.e. over 18) who does not have her ID (cédula) and therefore I will have to make use of a short-time hotel such as the Calypso. As far as I have been able to ascertain, the New Garden prices are slightly higher than Europa Plaza.
I will be staying there over a good part of the first week in August.
Oh, Jimbo, I found your discussion on other boards regarding sowing your DNA around the world to be fascinating. Although having kids with third world women (with mutual consent), and maintaining them is definitely not for everyone, it is an interesting for option for those who like "reproductive" mongering. LOL.
I still would appreciate it if other members would discuss the security situation in Sosúa and how to avoid being mugged or robbed or worse