FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2052961]Yes Chrissie is tall and blonde and wears red glasses. But on Saturday night she was stood by a brunette who without shoes must have been well over 175 cm. Huge.

Quality on Saturday was average. A lot better than the awful offering at Sharks on Thursday but perhaps not as good as I'm used to and the options were not that high. Ended up with one session with a little Ro who looked a little Asian. V average and then 90 minutes with Elena. Lovely face. Large naturals maybe a little saggy but great service. Once again the issue of BBBJ for extra cash was a common response to questions about it.[/QUOTE]I was not at Shark last Thursday but was there on Wednesday until 6 PM and the LU was very good. It seems some girls are not working on Thursday because they are so busy on Wednesday (discount rate day) and they relax to prepare Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

What is the best period to appreciate the FKK artemis? Winter or summer? With the best line up than you could ever seen.

Thanks.

From the 1 of January until 31 of December.

[QUOTE=Fabio15;2053587]What is the best period to appreciate the FKK artemis? Winter or summer? With the best line up than you could ever seen.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=PayForIt;2052961]Yes Chrissie is tall and blonde and wears red glasses. But on Saturday night she was stood by a brunette who without shoes must have been well over 175 cm. Huge.

Quality on Saturday was average. A lot better than the awful offering at Sharks on Thursday but perhaps not as good as I'm used to and the options were not that high. Ended up with one session with a little Ro who looked a little Asian. V average and then 90 minutes with Elena. Lovely face. Large naturals maybe a little saggy but great service. Once again the issue of BBBJ for extra cash was a common response to questions about it.[/QUOTE]So line up is still not how it once used to be then.

Line up declined from 2013 or 14 ish. That was the turning point.

[QUOTE=Fabio15;2053587]What is the best period to appreciate the FKK artemis? Winter or summer? With the best line up than you could ever seen.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]When I visited Artemis I talked to Jessie, a German (working) girl (I had 30 min with her.) about this and she said that there were many girls that left the place summertime; July / August.

So, under "Semester" time July / August there are a little bit fewer girls available at Artemis but I can guarantee there is enough, at least in August.

And the barbecue is nice during the summer so whenever you go you, I think the "line-up" will be enough.

Hi again,

Which day of the week do you recommend to visit Artemis?

Thanks.

[QUOTE=NoWorries;2055163]Hi again,

Which day of the week do you recommend to visit Artemis?

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Everyday!

Tuesdays are the slowest.

Friday-Saturday the most busy.

But you Will find girls there all days. Even on a Tuesday evening (daytime little morse slow).

It all depends on what you like / want.

Why not try Saturday-Monday if it's your firat visit.

Antex.

[QUOTE=MrHo;2054610]So line up is still not how it once used to be then.

Line up declined from 2013 or 14 ish. That was the turning point.[/QUOTE]I don't believe that in the reality any LU in the big club is declining, was last Friday at Artemis and was quite happy about the LU, also this week-end LU at Shark and Oase was great, at least for my taste. I never can understand how it is possible not to find 1 girl at our taste when there are more than hundred of sexy, naked girls in a club.

Thought I would share my first ever FKK experience, this one at Artemis from not too long ago, on a Monday. I showed up around 1 in the afternoon. Walked in, paid my 80 € and was given a robe and locker key, and was told to wait for a girl to show me around the club. I changed into the robe, then kind of stood by the entrance to the locker room entrance for about a minute and nobody came by so I decided to show myself around. I entered the lounge area and was immediately intercepted by an older Hungarian lady who wanted to show me around, and she grabbed my arm and walked me around the lounge, showed me the film room, and then took me outside to show me the pool. She then insisted on taking me downstairs for a welcome blowjob and was incredibly pushy. I tried to be polite by saying I wanted to wander around a bit first, so maybe later, and she continued to hold on to me. After more time of me walking around and her hanging on I finally got her to leave me alone when I said I needed to eat. For any other first timers, my sitting down in the kitchen helped get rid of her without having to say something rude, I had no interest in her. In fact, the kitchen was a safe haven from some of the other pushy sales ladies, and the pool was actually a nice place later in the day to chill to get away from the harassment. My only complaint was how pushy some ladies were when the answer was clearly no.

So I had my coffee then wandered into the lounge and sat on a couch a little off from the bar and surveyed the scene. Nobody was harassing me, and I was deciding to take the plunge when I was eyeing up a petite looking blonde girl, with her hair in a ponytail sitting naked close to the bar. I could only see her back, but I had an inkling to approach her. I came around from the front and she was absolutely gorgeous, like wow. Beauty is always in the eye of the beholder, but she just had that perfect look for me, god damn. I can't remember her name, she was German, and had a tattoo that said something like "memories never fade", and a hard, petite body and small-ish real breasts. I told her it was my first time and she explained everything to me, and I asked her to join me upstairs. It was incredibly hot, we laid on the bed and she started with a BBBJ (no fee for this), and let me play with her pussy while she looked me in the eye and went to town, her eyes and that face will be burned into my mind forever. I had to ask her to stop before I blew it, and she smiled and said "someone's horny", grabbed a condom and hopped on top. She was getting me close when she smiled and asked if I wanted to get on top of her, and we did a few minutes of missionary before I asked her to go to doggy, and then I finished pretty promptly. She took me down to the lockers and I gave her the 60 €, and she started to walk away and I called her back and gave her a tip. I then worked my way back to the pool.

I decided to stick around for 3 or 4 hours to regain stamina. Over this time I mostly relaxed by the pool and wandered around a bit, but some of the girls were so uncomfortably pushy I ended up staying by the pool more than I would have liked honestly. There was a Spaniard I think named Sarah, fake tits that weren't great that seemed to get really offended when I politely declined her, the Hungarian MILF was wandering around and kept trying to talk to me, and another Hungarian, nicer body but just not doing it for me bugged me a few times by the pool, but again for the most part the pool was my get away. And sitting in the lounge and being approached periodically gets hard on the head when you're planning on saying no thanks while you recharge. Just for notes sake. I would say there were probably 25 or so guys there most of the day, and maybe 20 girls? They were hard to count.

Later in the day, around 5 I decided I was going to go for another round and finish for the day. I decided to try out the "lesbian show" - I knew going in it was going to be a rip off, but hey. It was well within the budget so why not? I spent 30-40 minutes ducking in and out trying to find my blonde from earlier in the day, but she was either with customers steadily or had left. I noticed a very pretty little thing, a blonde wearing some lingerie, very petite. She was pretty outspoken and engaging with everyone walking by, which I knew would be a red flag for the traditional upseller, but I was ready to leave, wanted to get on with it, and that body was smoking. So I motioned her over, Natasha from Russia she said. She sat down on my lap on a couch and immediately gave my dick a poke and said "you want to take me upstairs? I asked her if she had a friend who wanted to join us and as a matter of fact she did (I figured asking her for a friend was better than picking someone she might not like) - she grabbed a girl named Chantal from Bulgaria. She was pretty meh in my opinion, but whatever. I wasn't going to back out now and I had my favourite from who was working at the time (probably close to 30 now). We went upstairs, and they started making out a bit, not intense but there was quite a bit of tongue. They both then gave me a blowjob, licking a little bit simultaneously then one jumped up to tend to my face while the other continued with the BJ. They started trying to convince me to do anal for an extra 50 euro each, but I declined. Natasha then put on a condom and hopped on top and started grinding, she was tight and it felt great, while I was playing with Chantal's breasts and fingering her. After a few minutes they switched, and Natasha was trying very hard to get me to commit to popping in their mouths for an extra 50 euro a piece, and I said no thanks but they were insistent. As Chantal was riding me, I was playing with Natasha and staring at her, and getting pretty close and she leaned down and started kissing my neck, while I was fingering her and being ridden by Chantal and it was all I could take before I popped. They were both surprised and somewhat upset because I didn't stop to go in their mouths, and despite how great everything else was I wasn't enjoying the hard upselling, like it was just too much. I went down and got some money out of my wallet, and they kept asking for a tip. Honestly, had they not tried upselling so damn hard I might have gone for something extra or given them a tip, but I was just ready to leave so no tip for them. I immediately washed up and headed out.

I would 100% do this again. It's quite an experience, it's freeing to just hang out semi nude outside or jumping into a pool naked or just doing whatever and not having anyone care (while following proper etiquette, of course), or walking into the lounge and sitting down and then realizing there's some guy fucking a girl in the video room like 5 feet from you. And honestly, I read a few reviews and was nervous about the lineup, but I had zero problems finding a couple of girls that I thought were amazing. The German girl was an easy 10/10, she was nice, I couldn't find a single flaw with her body, and she gave amazing service. The Russian Natasha I would give a 8. 5 or 9/10, I would repeat, but only solo because her friend to me was more like a 5 or 6. If the German girl was a 10/10 Natasha's looks would come in around a 9 or 9. 5, and she loses a little like a half point for the upselling (I mean at the end of the day she didn't force me to do anything). Monday felt like a good day for a first timer. More guys then I would have thought would be there, but a ton of girls too.

[QUOTE=DatanOrden;2054633]When I visited Artemis I talked to Jessie, a German (working) girl (I had 30 min with her.) about this and she said that there were many girls that left the place summertime; July / August.

So, under "Semester" time July / August there are a little bit fewer girls available at Artemis but I can guarantee there is enough, at least in August.

And the barbecue is nice during the summer so whenever you go you, I think the "line-up" will be enough.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the answer that's why I wonder.

I talked with some guys who think that ff in rhenanie are better in summer and the Artemis is better in winter.

[QUOTE=Fabio15;2055966]Thank you for the answer that's why I wonder.

I talked with some guys who think that ff in rhenanie are better in summer and the Artemis is better in winter.[/QUOTE]Sorry but I don't believe it, I don't know how many girls you want to session every day, if it 5, I advise you to visit the big clubs with obviously the largest LU which are for Shark, Oase, GT, Artemis and but at a lower level World. A group of friends organized in the recent day a first FKK tour and they asked me my advices I told them the same but they followed some forums and spent also 2 days in NRW, their conclusions: best club Shark, second Oase, after GT and World but a level lower. Why it is like this: just because they have the biggest premises, the largest LU so always enough girls to session. Artemis is a big club, it is really difficult not to find the right girl if you can spend several hours there.

[QUOTE=PayForIt;2052961]Yes Chrissie is tall and blonde and wears red glasses. But on Saturday night she was stood by a brunette who without shoes must have been well over 175 cm. Huge.

Quality on Saturday was average. A lot better than the awful offering at Sharks on Thursday but perhaps not as good as I'm used to and the options were not that high. Ended up with one session with a little Ro who looked a little Asian. V average and then 90 minutes with Elena. Lovely face. Large naturals maybe a little saggy but great service. Once again the issue of BBBJ for extra cash was a common response to questions about it.[/QUOTE]Can not say better than Sharks. Not for lineup not for service. Come in.

[QUOTE=Danny227;2056320]Can not say better than Sharks. Not for lineup not for service. Come in.[/QUOTE]Oh I most definitely can and do say Artemis is better than Sharks. Better line up, better service and I think you meant 'come on' not 'come in' unless you meant to add the word condom or mouth!

Truth is Danny it's one of those YMMV issues isn't it. As one of the members of the Sharks forum mentioned. The LU in Sharks on Thursdays is very poor. I didn't know that but the LU there on my last 4 visits has been really poor. I like the layout of Sharks, the outdoor area there easily beats Artemis, and the food is always better at Sharks than Artemis. And the new massage area is much better than the sole male masseuse in public in Artemis which is bloody awful as it is by the pool and too hot. But that's it. No gym at Sharks but the themed rooms (BDSM and mirrors) are better. So the FACILITIES at Sharks are better. No doubt. But why do we go to the clubs? For the girls and Sharks has nose-dived. The LU in Sharks on my last visit 2 weeks ago was quite shocking with a LOT of very fat girls. More fat girls at Sharks that tattoo and sillie girls at Artemis.

Perhaps other nights are better but they haven't been on my last few visits (which have not all been Thursdays). There are always gems at Artemis. So it was even on this poor night.

So I'm afraid if its a direct comparison, on girls and service, Sharks is behind Artemis, Mainhattan, Mystic, Harmony, and Sakura for me. As I said. YMMV.

In Berlin on business and as my hotel was (strategically) close to one of the S5 bahn stations, on Saturday I've decided to get on the train and get off at Westkreuz stop. After a short walk along the road and over the bridge, I was in front of Artemis at around 8:30 pm.

I had never been to this club before and I really had high expectations. So, I paid the 80 E entry fee (you can pay by card, if you want) and got into the changing rooms. The first thing that strikes you of this club is how poorly kept it is and it feels very old and outdated. Changing rooms were a mess and very wet everywhere. So, not a good start and I was already feeling "home-sick' for my beloved Hessen clubs such as Sharks and Oase (mainly Sharks!

The bar area and the only "hunting ground" that day is very dark and small considering the huge building the club is in. It is also very smoky and extremely hot because of the very low ceilings and lack of windows. The restaurant area has very bright lights like in an office cafeteria and the food is horrible. Fortunately I had had something to eat before going in.

The outside area (so NOT a garden!) is just a big concrete terrace with a pool in it. Wellness facilities are below standards compared to other big clubs.

OK, enough talking about the club.

Girls: The club was half empty (or half full, depending on your philosophical bent) on Saturday night and LU wasn't that great to be honest. Because the bar area is very dark and smoky you really have to go up close to a girl to see her properly. I could only spot two 8/9's and the rest in my opinion were 5's or 6's, which I wouldn't have sessioned with for free!

Anyway, I was lucky enough to have sessions with the two stunners in the club that night: Nadia. De and Ange. Col.

1. Nadia. De. Tall, long blonde hair and big wings tattooed on her back and big tattoo on one of her legs. Nadia's body is a sculpture with no traces of fat and extremely toned. She must work out every day! She has medium size fake boobs, which are perfectly shaped! In the room, I took my time to kiss and lick that perfect body, while she started a gentle HJ. She then put the condom on for a CBJ (I didn't ask if BBBJ was possible as I didn't want to ruin the moment with bargaining). Great BJ technique and, as this was my first session, I knew I wouldn't have lasted long so I stopped her and asked her to ride me a bit. She rode me for a good 10 minutes without showing any sign of tiredness. The girl is fit! I then moved to missionary and while I was banging her I could feel her perfect breasts on my chest. Mind blowing! She then started to encourage me to fuck her harder and that was it, I finished with a bang and a big smile on my face. To repeat over an over again (60 E 30 min).

2. Ange Col. Long brown hair, slender body and blue eyes. Ange was one of the girls I saw as I entered the bar area but I just couldn't tell how hot she was until I came up close to her. By then it was almost 1:30 am and had to get back to my hotel, but she was very pushy and I decided to took the bait and off we went. Ange's face is extremely beautiful and those blue eyes just make you melt! A face that makes you dream (to paraphrase Sirioja! Even in this case, after feeling and kissing her body all over, she put the condom on for a CBJ. By then I was already rock hard but she provided a great CBJ, so I let her continue for about 5-7 minutes. She looked up a few times while sucking to make eye contact and that was magical! I then let her ride me for a few minutes, with her constantly making eye contact. However, she got tired of CG at some point and so I decided to give her a break and switched to missionary and that was even a better view. I banged her longer than Nadia as this was my second one and it felt great at every stroke! I exploded into the condom while she was moaning and encouraging me to fuck her. Amazing (60 E 30 min).

If it wasn't already 2 am, I would have repeated with both Nadia and Ange, but I had to get back to the hotel, so I left.

I don't know whether I would return to Artemis as I also care how the club looks and how it is kept and I feel the club is in need of a major refurbishment and updating.

Rock!