Pattaya Reports

I went down to Pattaya on Saturday 14th of April for a few days. Decided to take a taxi and with the meter it came to 1, 200 Baht and took just under 2 hours. I stayed at the Galaxy suites in Soi Diamond, which I would recommend, the rooms are not very big but they are very tidy and they seem to clean the rooms and change the beds regardless of what time you decide to go out. I know a fine young lady who I met / bar-fined from Soi 3 some time ago and arranged for her to come to the hotel shortly after I arrived. In my limited experience I think the ladies from the 'lesser' bars seem more enthusiastic and eager to please than from some go-go's. After a brief nice to see you it was straight down to business, via a very quick shower. The BBBJ is far from great but certainly not the worst I have had. That aside she is very entertaining in bed and happy to try just about everything, except anal, and believe me I did try to persuade her otherwise 'it only hurt's for a bit and then you will enjoy it. Honest' didn't cut any ice with her.

Saturday night I met a friend of mine at Lolitta's which was the first time I had been there. I decided not to try their service which was everything to do with me being fairly pissed by then as there were a some fine looking ladies waiting to greet me outside. The interior of the place is very impressive. They have a pool table and very comfortable seating areas. There was a guy knocking out a few famous tunes on an electric organ and all round a very relaxing atmosphere. I played some pool with my friend when he turned up (1 hour and 15 minutes late) he introduced me to the manager, very pleasant American guy, and we had a chat over a couple of their famous iced tea's. I went down to Soi 3 after that and paid the aforementioned ladies bar fine for the duration of my visit, no sex that night as trying to fight the influence of the alcohol I had drunk would have been futile.

I met my friend, and a friend of his, in Soi 6 the following evening and he took me to a bar (the name escapes me) for a wicked shepherd's pie at the very reasonable rate of 105 baht. We trolled around a few bars in the Soi for the next few hours and the two places which stood out, through the alcohol haze, were red spot which had a few amazing looking ladies sitting outside, and short time rooms inside I was reliably informed and a bar with a flight attendant theme, again with some very tasty sorts beckoning customers inside. I then went to melodies bar in Soi 3 to collect my lady and relaxed while I watched Tottenham being dismantled by Chelsea in the F. A Cup semi-final. With a large grin on my face it was back to the hotel and a very satisfying sex session with the, as always, very accommodating lady from Melodies bar.

Every morning, ahem. Afternoon was begun with a prolonged session at various locations and in all manner of positions. The only disappointing aspect of my stay in Patts was my favourite kebab shop was closed (presumably because of sonkran). I met the same friend and did a tour of Soi LK Metro and Soi Diana. Kiss a go-go was the first stop and they have a happy hour between 9 and 10 so it was straight on the Vodka red bulls. I saw at least five very attractive ladies on show in there and would venture to say at least two could be considered stunners. Rolled out about 11 o'clock and played a few games of pool (badly) then did a quick tour of the open bars down towards Second road and called it a night around 1 or 1:30. Back at the hotel was more of a drunken attempt rather than a memorable experience.

My memory fails me exactly what I did on the Tuesday evening, but the part I do remember was lying in bed watching Chelsea beat Barcelona in the Champions league semi-final first leg. On forty minutes I asked for and received a nice slow BBBJ so that I was primed and ready for the deed when the referee blew for half time. Had to have a victory shag after the game and went to sleep a happy man indeed. The whole Sonkran celebrations are much more intense and prolonged in Pattaya compared to Bangkok. This was my first experience of Sonkran in Thailand and I have to say I really did enjoy it; however I can see the novelty wearing off rather quicker next time round.

Regards BJ

[QUOTE=The Windex Man;1278241]Looking forward to more reports! Thanks for this one. Did you end up ending the night with any thai cuties or was it strictly sightsee night, because it was your first time in the city? Looks like I'll have to check out that What's Up and marked it down thanks to your report.[/QUOTE]Hey Windex,

Thanks! It was a strictly looking night, barely in Pattaya for 8 hours before I headed out onto WS. Than of course the jet lag hit and I crashed hard.

What's Up is my fav. Truth be told. I like how it just comes together. And I like the music as well. Sounds all the same in different bars after a while right? Who knows. To each their own.

Tried Heaven's Above, apologies to fellow mongers, just wasn't my cup of tea.

Light on the reporting at the moment, hooked up with a massage girl very early on in the trip. Got lucky and really clicked. She has me pretty well shagged out everyday as well. Crazy. Thai women.

So, I try to go out and at least have a beer or two solo before hooking up with her again. But, will have more to recap once I'm out of here!

Hate to leave, but couldn't live this kind of lifestyle for a month! Hahaha!

One more thing to mention, still love watching the girls dance at What's Up! They are having a good time and it shows. Spoiled? Yes. They are. One can tell, just have to sit back for a few minutes and watch how they are treated. Better off than I've seen in other agogos, even the ones that cater toward Japanese clients. Although, of course, not all of them are making those barfine fees, but overall the girls seem to be in a better mood. IMHO.

Love this one girl at What's Up. Reminds me of what a mixed, Thai Eva Evangelina would look like. She's a coyote dancer, I believe. Crazy. Wouldn't bf her though, she's too pro / hardened for my liking.

Oh, and Supergirl agogo. Loved #15, 17 and 30. Check them out fellas, if you are there / here at the moment. #17 has more Chinese features in her face, fucking hell, she reminded me of Evelyn Lin! But she doesn't look at the crowd when she dances. And gives off that vibe of a starfish. Too bad for her. Maybe, maybe not a starfish. Have to bite that short time hook to find out!

Supergirl. #15 has only been there for 3 months. Or so I've been told by my new waitress friend there. She looks like a thai gnd. Or what I would imagine a thai gnd would appear as in my little fantasy world. Firm body. Light brown hair (sorry, the darkness and lighting in the club does not make for good color determination) long enough to cover her tits (of course). Looks innocent. Doesn't look out at the audience often, just at herself in the mirrors. So, probably inexperienced and still not stage comfortable. Nice firm tits as well. One can tell, just got to look close enough. Goes for the backside as well. Hell, nice and firm everything! Damn! Love her. I would also venture on her age being 19. Not 18, well, okay, possibly 18. #15, genuinely looks like a teen to my farang eyes. Oh, and she's does not have that malnourished thin look. She's just a young and natural thai teen goddess.

And yeah, I still haven't asked her name or bought her an ld. Love it! Love, when I see a girl that just gives me that feeling. Makes me want to admire her from afar. A muse of mine. Forgiveness please, it's the artist in me that was appreciating her beauty. Although, I should have been interacting instead of visually admiring this work of art!

And apologies if I'm getting #15 and #17 mixed up, just drank too much before my 'date', just have to go down there and verify for yourself! Haha! My intel is recent, and merely a couple days old as of this posting.

[QUOTE=JesseJames;1279084]1000 Bt is what it should be. Don't be so cheap.[/QUOTE]YOU ARE WRONG.

I was there a few weeks ago and had many on Soi 6, All were 700 plus 300 for room.

I never mentioned price before service. I asked about service, but the price was never discussed. That is because the standard is 700. That is for BBBJ and sex servcie. They all know it and none of them complained.

the decline continues - we're not in a period of [i]severe[/i] crackdown, so there are a still a fair number of girls on the beach, but alas only at certain inconvenient hours. the time when one would naturally and normally want to procure a sex-service provider - from midnight till 5 am - there are very few girls on the beach because of hourly round-ups by the police. of course the worst part of this is that all the best providers are not just fined the 500-1000 baht and released, but actually carted off to jail for a month or so because of evidence of drug use in their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. just like back in the states - you see your favorite provider maybe once every six months for a couple weeks, then back in the slammer.

there are quite a few good looking girls on the beach between about seven or eight pm and midnight, but please be aware the girls behave more like bar-girls than beach-girls of yore - they really don't provide much service at all. for service you have to go either straight to the old ladies (if you can stomach that), or if you're very lucky a late-twenties/early thirties type, a bit worse for wear, but still not awful.

prices remain at a standard 500 for most, though a few of the prettier, younger ones are trying hard to get 700-800, and i suppose some guys actually pay this - don't bother of course with this type of girl if you want any service.

on a side note regarding decline, hotel prices really have become untenable, with most hotels now charging 700-900 baht per night!

[quote=opebo; 1279504]the decline continues. we're not in a period of [i]severe[/i] crackdown, so there are a still a fair number of girls on the beach, but alas only at certain inconvenient hours. the time when one would naturally and normally want to procure a sex-service provider. from midnight till 5 am. there are very few girls on the beach because of hourly round-ups by the police. of course the worst part of this is that all the best providers are not just fined the 500-1000 baht and released, but actually carted off to jail for a month or so because of evidence of drug use in their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. just like back in the states. you see your favorite provider maybe once every six months for a couple weeks, then back in the slammer.

there are quite a few good looking girls on the beach between about seven or eight pm and midnight, but please be aware the girls behave more like bar-girls than beach-girls of yore. they really don't provide much service at all. for service you have to go either straight to the old ladies (if you can stomach that) , or if you're very lucky a late-twenties / early thirties type, a bit worse for wear, but still not awful.

prices remain at a standard 500 for most, though a few of the prettier, younger ones are trying hard to get 700-800, and i suppose some guys actually pay this. don't bother of course with this type of girl if you want any service.

on a side note regarding decline, hotel prices really have become untenable, with most hotels now charging 700-900 baht per night![/quote]i, ve got to agree with everything you have said, seems to be a changing of the guard in pattaya, my advice is leave it to the russians, indians and arabs, cheaper better mongering can be had in other countrys. everytime i walk down beach road or jomtien beach i always see a jetski scam in place, pattaya is getting worse not better.

[quote=opebo; 1279504]the decline continues. we're not in a period of [i]severe[/i] crackdown, so there are a still a fair number of girls on the beach, but alas only at certain inconvenient hours. the time when one would naturally and normally want to procure a sex-service provider. from midnight till 5 am. there are very few girls on the beach because of hourly round-ups by the police. of course the worst part of this is that all the best providers are not just fined the 500-1000 baht and released, but actually carted off to jail for a month or so because of evidence of drug use in their [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord109][CodeWord109][/url]. just like back in the states. you see your favorite provider maybe once every six months for a couple weeks, then back in the slammer.

there are quite a few good looking girls on the beach between about seven or eight pm and midnight, but please be aware the girls behave more like bar-girls than beach-girls of yore. they really don't provide much service at all. for service you have to go either straight to the old ladies (if you can stomach that) , or if you're very lucky a late-twenties / early thirties type, a bit worse for wear, but still not awful.

prices remain at a standard 500 for most, though a few of the prettier, younger ones are trying hard to get 700-800, and i suppose some guys actually pay this. don't bother of course with this type of girl if you want any service.

on a side note regarding decline, hotel prices really have become untenable, with most hotels now charging 700-900 baht per night![/quote] first, i don't agree on your assessment of what is going on and the quality. also, so you think 700-900 is too much? what type of shit holes do you stay in?

[QUOTE=Luvpuss;1279624]First, I don't agree on your assessment of what is going on and the quality. Also, so you think 700-900 is too much? What type of shit holes do you stay in?[/QUOTE]Well, I myself stay in 4 or 5 star hotels, but I can see why others would prefer other standards, I mean, not all of us make a lot of money so 700/900 thb in Pattaya is actually not that bad.

I keep rather unusual hours. Where does one find FL's between 2am to 7am? Discos are normally open until daylight, but those chicks are normally worse for wear; had one throw up in the room, a repeat is not too appealing.

Autospell is not user friendly.

[QUOTE=PattayaTony;1279513]I, ve got to agree with everything you have said, seems to be a changing of the guard in Pattaya, my advice is leave it to the russians, indians and arabs, cheaper better mongering can be had in other countrys. Everytime I walk down beach road or jomtien beach I always see a jetski scam in place, Pattaya is getting worse not better.[/QUOTE]It's nice that you agree 100% but the guy was talking about P4P, you reference jetski scam which has nothing to do with the decline in his report of p4p, nevertheless if you feel that way I guess you won't be coming back which will leave more honey for the rest of us who feel different. I'll let you know when its time to come back but don't hold your breath?

LBM

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1279723]It's nice that you agree 100% but the guy was talking about P4P, you reference jetski scam which has nothing to do with the decline in his report of p4p, nevertheless if you feel that way I guess you won't be coming back which will leave more honey for the rest of us who feel different. I'll let you know when its time to come back but don't hold your breath?

LBM[/QUOTE]Good for you, next time you DATY your honey, you also get indian porridge for free. You are indeed a 'lucky man' sir.

[QUOTE=PattayaTony;1279513]I, ve got to agree with everything you have said, seems to be a changing of the guard in Pattaya, my advice is leave it to the russians, indians and arabs, cheaper better mongering can be had in other countrys. Everytime I walk down beach road or jomtien beach I always see a jetski scam in place, Pattaya is getting worse not better.[/QUOTE]For years now, many have been bemoaning the demise of Pattaya while millions (men and women) are coming here to live out their fantasies. It is the worse place in the world where you can have so much fun. One day someone will discover a place where things never change or it just keeps getting better like heaven but until then Pattaya is still in.

[QUOTE=PattayaTony;1279513]Pattaya is getting worse not better.[/QUOTE]Pattaya's a shithole to start with, I am not sure how much worse it can get.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1279792]Pattaya's a shithole to start with, I am not sure how much worse it can get.[/QUOTE]Next to Angeles City, Pattaya is the Côte d'Azur.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1279792]Pattaya's a shithole to start with, I am not sure how much worse it can get.[/QUOTE]Then don't go there. I love the place.

If you can still get it up 2 or 3 times a day like some of us, Pattaya may be the greatest mongering place in the world.

[QUOTE=NicFrenchy;1279792]Pattaya's a shithole to start with, I am not sure how much worse it can get.[/QUOTE]No it's not a shithole yet! Accordling to some it's in " decline " but I guess not declining fast enough because the same people keep coming back and writing that it is in " decline ". So as long as it is in decline it just can't be a sithole yet so it will get worse but not worse enough that they just keep coming back!

I have my own personal fear that no matter how bad Pattaya is made out to be just the other night I was saying to someone that as soon as Phuket is hit with another Tsunami that it will be a end of Phuket and everyone will be coming to Pattaya to make it a shithole?

Please don't come, stay away, better places than Pattaya, is becoming a shithole, we have floods, no food, no drinking water, jetski scams, drugs everywhere, Russians, Nazis, racism towards Indians and Arabs, ladyboys everywhere, fat ugly girls on B. R. Prices are going up like skyrockets, Asians everywhere on tours driving the prices up and Oh God to those who don't smoke! They dominate every major GoGo with smoke sitting and watching while lighting up cig after cig without ever really smoking one, the guy next to them like me actually is doing the smoking? I can go on and on like a shithole spinning. So do yourself a favor, don't waste your time coming, save your money, why bother?

So spend your money somewhere else before the end of the world comes December 21, 2012!

LBM