FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Vccccc;2071141]I am going to visit FKK Artemis on Saturday or / and Sunday next week and this will be my first visit of this club. I am looking for very slim (even skinny) girls with small tits, who are younger than 30. On the web site of the club they mention that there are 80-120 working girls every day. The question to the frequent visitors of this club: how many girls of my type may I expect to see during my visit?[/QUOTE]Hello Vccccc,

I am sure you will find at least one or two to your taste.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2073843]As I mentioned before (see post #9984), IFA starts Sep 01. House will be crowded for sure, at least after 8 pm. Enjoy your stay.

A ratio of 0,43 girls per guest isn't so bad. I didn't count them, but there were between 30 and 40 girls working at cited time at Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Merci Pharisaer,

And remember, not all guys in a FKK Club are there for the one on one pleasure. Some only hang around, watching, showering, wanking. And don't forget a few security guys playing punter, observing discreetly in they robes, to guarantee everybody's safety.

Personally, I would love to be there.

[QUOTE=PKMongerer123;2073219]Please update? Thanks.[/QUOTE]Visit it again, it was the same but less crowded, so more girls were available, BUT I almost left with no session until I saw a girl I like and it was average session, so it was 2 days with only one session, I have 4 more days in Berlin but I have no desire to visit artemis, it was a big failure.

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A ratio of 0,43 girls per guest isn't so bad. I didn't count them, but there were between 30 and 40 girls working at cited time at Wednesday.[/QUOTE]Even if you count cleaning stuff and ladies working the bar there was not 40 women working the floor at that time. That would imply that 27 women were either in Kino or being in rooms and there simply was not that much traffic to and from rooms. And 0,43 girls per guest is not bad, after all you need only 1 right girl to have great time but with that few girls to go around it is undeniably harder to find suitable match or waiting time for the girl to become available is longer. But that was not the point of my post, it is summertime after all. I simply consider Artemis uninteresting FKK at this moment. Even girls were complaining of the place being different than few years back so it is not just me.

At first, just for clarification purposes:

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;2074088]I simply consider Artemis uninteresting FKK at this moment.[/QUOTE]You take the word right out my mouth. And the place won't change, unfortunately. They've engaged painters and the f**king painters block some rooms in the village outside, why? They have re-newed the saunas downstairs, they've ordered new furnishing, but: The place won't change, I fear, and that's a consequence of the raid last year and the new law in conjunction. Just my two cents. Nope: I've got other places to go. I'll miss some four oder six bunnies, maybe, but that's all. My heart doesn't cling to Artemis, you know.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;2074088]Even if you count cleaning stuff and ladies working the bar there was not 40 women working the floor at that time. That would imply that 27 women were either in Kino or being in rooms and there simply was not that much traffic to and from rooms.[/QUOTE]I left the place before 6 pm and remember exactly 15 girls by name. I'm not a regular, and I do know only a few of them by name. Believe me or not, there were 30 or 40 girls on the floor at 7 pm, maybe more.

I visited Artemis on the 15th August. Started about 12.30 and left about 19.00. It was a nice day for enjoying the outdoor facilities. There appeared to be a sufficient number of girls for the guys present. After relaxing for a couple of hours I was looking for a girl but I had to be patient as not all of the girls were to my liking. Eventually I came across Gabriela from Poland. I have had good sessions with her on previous visits. I told her I would be looking for a girl in 30 minutes. She found me again in the Kina at the lower level. This Kino was busy from time to time with guys having their girls there in the Kino. I was no different and Gabriela gave me a good session. She is not a stunning beauty but I always find here attractive for some reason. I saw her later doing the same with another guy. The next session was with a girl and I can not remember the name. I could not come with her in the room. I think she used to much lube which may have reduced sensitivity. Is this not taking the law to seriously? It was a good session anyway. The third session I should perhaps not have done I was running out of energy or enthusiasm or both. I did not blame the girl. All in all a good visit to Artemis, and I will be back in September. The new art work in the restaurant looked promising to me and there may be a new flock of girls.

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;2074088]... Even girls were complaining of the place ...[/QUOTE]Girls are usually complaining (like mostly the guys too). It is to cold, it is to hot, there is not enough money to make, all guys are crazy and so on.

I would be worried if they stop complaining, then there would be a serious issue.

Artemis is open the whole year, when should they do some work? During quiet times, of course.

Renovating the restaurant, new saunas, new furniture, it is a good sign for the future.

Especially if you think about the approval.

Thanks for sharing some information gentlemen.

Personally, I would love to be there.

[QUOTE=WarmStone25;2074184]I visited Artemis on the 15th August. Started about 12.30 and left about 19.00. It was a nice day for enjoying the outdoor facilities. There appeared to be a sufficient number of girls for the guys present. After relaxing for a couple of hours I was looking for a girl but I had to be patient as not all of the girls were to my liking. Eventually I came across Gabriela from Poland. I have had good sessions with her on previous visits. I told her I would be looking for a girl in 30 minutes. She found me again in the Kina at the lower level. This Kino was busy from time to time with guys having their girls there in the Kino. I was no different and Gabriela gave me a good session. She is not a stunning beauty but I always find here attractive for some reason. I saw her later doing the same with another guy. The next session was with a girl and I can not remember the name. I could not come with her in the room. I think she used to much lube which may have reduced sensitivity. Is this not taking the law to seriously? It was a good session anyway. The third session I should perhaps not have done I was running out of energy or enthusiasm or both. I did not blame the girl. All in all a good visit to Artemis, and I will be back in September. The new art work in the restaurant looked promising to me and there may be a new flock of girls.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you are not demanding too much, you are fucking a not beautiful girl, another you were not able to come, and the last one you can t remember her name a sign that it was a great session (sorry but for this kind of experiences I prefer go to the Starbucks at least the espresso is tasty.

Hi PumDipum,

When are you planning to visit? I will be there in 10 days time and so looking forward although by reading the reviews I was planning Oase but since I have limited time near Berlin, it will be difficult to go to Oase. I just want to remain positive about Artemis.

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2074208]Girls are usually complaining (like mostly the guys too). It is to cold, it is to hot, there is not enough money to make, all guys are crazy and so on.

I would be worried if they stop complaining, then there would be a serious issue.

Artemis is open the whole year, when should they do some work? During quiet times, of course.

Renovating the restaurant, new saunas, new furniture, it is a good sign for the future.

Especially if you think about the approval.

Thanks for sharing some information gentlemen.

Personally, I would love to be there.[/QUOTE]

Many of the girls at Artemis have only themselves to thank for the downfall of this once so great club. If I return it will only be for one girl there who I still think is around. A few other girls are nices.

[QUOTE=PKMongerer123;2074591]Hi PumDipum,

When are you planning to visit? I will be there in 10 days time and so looking forward although by reading the reviews I was planning Oase but since I have limited time near Berlin, it will be difficult to go to Oase. I just want to remain positive about Artemis.[/QUOTE]Hello PKMongerer123,

I feel like I am definitely not in a position to give you a sound advice. Based on a very few visits and what I read on ISG I would say:

If you are used to traveling and have some favorite girls who you know well, go to Oase. But if your time is limited like you mentioned and you don't want to sit a few hours in a plane or train to get to a place and don't know what to expect, stay in Berlin. Like some forum veterans wrote, "Internationale Funkausstellung (IFA)" is starting at the first of September. One of the biggest fairs in Germany. Artemis will getting really busy.

I could imagine that many many girls will return to Artemis the week before to make sure they get a spot in the lineup. Just right in the week you want to visit. All very relaxed after they holidays, try to get into the "groove". Also some new ones will be around. Young ones, MILF type ones, natural looking, tattooed, tall, small, slim, curvy, chubby, GFE, PSE, nice or naughty, you will get it all.

FKK Artemis Berlin.

But don't blame me, if it is not like that. A visit to a FKK Club is what you make of it. Challenge is still to find the right one. Sure it could further be slow or even a massive sausage fest. You could face some scamming and rip off. But if you read between the lines, something like that happens in every Club, even to the experienced mongers.

I think visiting in 10 days isn't such a bad idea, also Berlin has many other options. Capital City.

And for me, I am planning a visit every day, to make it happen is another story.

But believe me, I would love to be there.

Out of an accident, the double entry emerged and forgive me this, is it English?

What I wanted to say, go to Artemis. I think it's definitely worth it.

Thanks man for great response. Of course I wouldn't blame anyone for the experience. I think it will. Promising to visit since the exhibition is coming up and my date is around 2-3rd Sept. Just perfect will surely share experience. Hope you can plan a trip soon.

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2074987]Hello PKMongerer123,

I feel like I am definitely not in a position to give you a sound advice. Based on a very few visits and what I read on ISG I would say:

If you are used to traveling and have some favorite girls who you know well, go to Oase. But if your time is limited like you mentioned and you don't want to sit a few hours in a plane or train to get to a place and don't know what to expect, stay in Berlin. Like some forum veterans wrote, "Internationale Funkausstellung (IFA)" is starting at the first of September. One of the biggest fairs in Germany. Artemis will getting really busy.

I could imagine that many many girls will return to Artemis the week before to make sure they get a spot in the lineup. Just right in the week you want to visit. All very relaxed after they holidays, try to get into the "groove". Also some new ones will be around. Young ones, MILF type ones, natural looking, tattooed, tall, small, slim, curvy, chubby, GFE, PSE, nice or naughty, you will get it all.

FKK Artemis Berlin..[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=VaeVictis;2073483]Her breath was strange with metallic smell to it. Luckily I am not into kissing wgs so this was just slightly off putting. Then she gave me covered blowjob, richly using her teeth and mentioning every minute whether I was cumming. After perhaps 3 minutes and complaints from me that my private parts are getting scars from the treatment she shifted over to handjob / blowjob mix. Now, let us for moment ignore the dishonesty of using this trick. What happened next is that her perception of giving HJ involves brutal pulls of your private parts trying to separate them from the rest of your body. At this point I said, to hell with this and took the 60 euro loss. "Maybe I see you later honey", she asked after she got paid. "Not as long as I am conscious," was my answer..[/QUOTE]HAHAHAHA man sorry for laughing but the way you described that woman was funny. She seems like a devil indeed. And the way you described her handjob actually hurts just by reading it!

For those who experience pushy ladies, follow my advice: tell them "I just had sex and I'm tired" . They will leave you alone immediately. It is more effective than 'No'. Trust me.

Who is Lilia? Describe her briefly. I need to identify her when I visit in September.

And guys, for those complaining about Artemis being "Dead" or whatever. The place is not dead. It only has seasons. Some seasons are high, others are low. So your experience greatly depends on:

1) When you visit.

2) How much time you spend there.

3) Your level of patience.

If you visit in a low season, spend 2-3 hours and you're not patient, chances are you will not have a pleasant experience. You need to make Artemis work for you (if you know what I mean). Choose the right time (not the mid of the summer), make sure you spend a whole day and night there, and be super patient in waiting for and selecting the girls. And always remember that the experience varies. An August experience would not be the same as an experience in October or April, for a variety of reasons. But if the place appears to be dead then make sure you spend more hours there and lower your expectations and tries to 1-2 decent girls. But if you're expecting the place to be heavenly every time you go there, sorry but this is not realistic. Claiming the place is no longer worth a visit is a very big judgement which is far from being a sound one. So let's just say in the past 2 months, it wasn't the best season for us, but the best is yet to come perhaps!

[QUOTE=VonderJohn;2075725]For those who experience pushy ladies, follow my advice: tell them "I just had sex and I'm tired" . They will leave you alone immediately. It is more effective than 'No'. Trust me.

Who is Lilia? Describe her briefly. I need to identify her when I visit in September.

And guys, for those complaining about Artemis being "Dead" or whatever...[/QUOTE]Hello VonderJohn,

I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!

Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.

I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2005708.

(If the Link isn't working, go back in the Thread to Beginning of March 2 k17).

In case she should not be there, I think at least 3 to 4 girls, which correspond to the type of Lilia, will be in the house and on the floor. Furthermore, I am sure that you will definitely find one, which has no problem with being called Lilia. By the way, some girls also like to use different names depending on which one is currently famous and which customer they meet. Right?

And to the guys who post since a while "Artemis is dead". From what I read, many Clubs are a bit slow right now. Think about it.

FKK Artemis Berlin will continue to have a lot to offer in the future. Enjoy your stay.

I would love to be there.