The Sam Hi Troll: Blind leading the blind. Why does no one defend his honor?
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The Sam Hi Troll: Blind leading the blind. Why does no one defend his honor?
[QUOTE=Levitian;1862393]Hahaha, yes, you are for sure the best guide for Scamhai, street-smart as you are.[/QUOTE]HB1 could lead the tour of Plaza 96 across from the Purple Mountain Hotel, as that's as far as he ventures to ensure he does not get scammed. But you know Costa Coffee has a rough crowd, so watch out!
SH.
[QUOTE=ShangHangin;1862406]HB1 could lead the tour of Plaza 96 across from the Purple Mountain Hotel, as that's as far as he ventures to ensure he does not get scammed. But you know Costa Coffee has a rough crowd, so watch out!
SH.[/QUOTE]Why hide behind alias. I will be at Manhattan tonight. I will have a blue Converse All Star T-Shirt. Come say "Hi".
Cross roads. LianMing Lu; ZhongChun Lu.
Hours. 1 pm to 11 pm.
Best times. 3 pm-5 pm; 7 pm-9 pm.
Parking. Plenty onsite.
It's been a couple of days since Donkey has seen any action so I thought I'd take him out to try something new. Arrived at the dance hall around 3 pm, paid 20 rmb at the entrance, went up to the second floor, door on the right and walked into the crime scene.
First off, it's strictly no smoking. They have a small smoking room in the back where the bathroom is so for those of you who are sensitive to smoke, this place is good news.
The girls are lined up along the wall on the right hand side. Probably around 40-50 girls ranging from 0 to 7. That's not a typo, there are a couple of 0's because they are as old as my mother and looked like my aunt Gladys with heavy makeup. The better looking ones stay close to the entrance, and as you walk further into the place, it gets darker and the quality goes down. There are maybe two girls who are 7's, still nowhere close to a sauna girl. Majority of the girls range from 4-6. The better looking ones will not approach you; some lower range girls might ask you for a dance; the really low range ones, you might need to beat them off with a stick once they latch on to you.
They alternate one fast song followed by one slow song. The lights come on during the fast songs, girls stand out to be noticed, guys check them out, nobody dance. Lights goes off during slow songs, guys pick girls and take them to the dance floor which is totally dark. Groping starts, nobody dance. Just stand there, dry hump, or try for the next 5 minutes to get their hands under her panties and bra. It costs you 20 rmb per song for your efforts.
This is cheap entertainment, but an even more cost effective way would be to get the girl you like to table sit "ZuoTai". She sits with you at a table big enough for two people away from everyone and yes, it's DARK - 100 rmb per hour. This is where you chit chat, tell her lies, get her phone number, get her wechat, get her QQ, grope, get your hands under her dress, kiss, arrange for a take out.
Summary. You will not get a BJ or FS in the dance halls in Shanghai. You won't even get to take her clothes off. This is a place where you set up for FS outside the establishment. If you have the time and effort to spend, this might be a good place for those who love the "chase". FS can be had (outside) for under 400 if you can convince them to go with you. But it will take more than one dance, quite possibly a few trips to build up the relationship. But guys, keep in mind two things. 1, the cheaper the girl, the more expensive she will be at the end; 2, do not go to dance halls in Shanghai expecting BJ, FS, or even nudity.
Total damage. 200 rmb for three hours. Four dances + one table sit + entrance fee. Donkey slept through the whole thing.
[QUOTE=ShangHangin;1862391]I've only had success via wechat by NOT trying to nail them the first night. I have used to first befriend during the daytime (not 10 at night, when I'm interested to launch), get to know, then screw. If your just trying to use wechat for a one nighter. Consider the person on the other end a tout. And the rule is "never follow a tout". Also, some touts think that social media gives them the right to ask a premium or up sell.
SH.[/QUOTE]I'm just too worried about false advertising and up-sells. At least with Manhattan, you mostly see what you're getting.
I'll be at the nonsmoking bar at Fengyang / Fuxing Road wearing a red "Make Donald Drumpf Again" baseball cap.
[QUOTE=TheGuy;1862658]I'm just too worried about false advertising and up-sells. At least with Manhattan, you mostly see what you're getting.[/QUOTE]I too like to check out the merchandise before buying (or being out in a high pressure buy decision). Thus prefer M or J or a massage / sauna.
SH.
[QUOTE=Hobbiest1;1862652]Why hide behind alias. I will be at Manhattan tonight. I will have a blue Converse All Star T-Shirt. Come say "Hi".[/QUOTE]I hope you did not get Scamhai'd at the fake market for that T-shirt. Those vendors are notorious for taking advantage of tourists like you.
I guess that says alot for your city of scummy scammers. Was looking for your and a few of my other friends. Next time grow some balls.
H1.
[QUOTE=ShangHangin;1862701]I hope you did not get Scamhai'd at the fake market for that T-shirt. Those vendors are notorious for taking advantage of tourists like you.[/QUOTE]
Every poster wants a Shanghai thread devoted to safe, cost-effective mongering.
Posts not advancing that goal, such as bickering among members, undermine that goal.
Yes, even a troll can find friends among the barflies. If you share something positive for a change we will welcome you as a respected member in Sam Hi. Otherwise you are only fodder for those that enjoy flaming you.
[QUOTE=Hobbiest1;1863141]I guess that says alot for your city of scummy scammers. Was looking for your and a few of my other friends. Next time grow some balls.
H1.[/QUOTE]H1.
It is you who should grow a pair and get out from under your rock. Members would give you some respect if you actually posted a field report of value. Your "Scamhai" rant is worn out. Get out in the city, provide real intel. Quit being a troll.
SH.
[QUOTE=ShangHangin;1863165]H1.
It is you who should grow a pair and get out from under your rock. Members would give you some respect if you actually posted a field report of value. Your "Scamhai" rant is worn out. Get out in the city, provide real intel. Quit being a troll.
SH.[/QUOTE]Agree. And, instead of discouraging others from reading this forum, he actually should promote it, because if he would have done, he most probably wouldn't have met all the trouble and the scam in the first place.
So. In Shanghai for business end of March, arrived Saturday afternoon. Stayed at the Paramount Hotel in JingAn temple area. Nice, inexpensive Chinese hotel that is very girl convenient. Upgraded room (for 2) including breakfast was 740 RMB. The nice thing about this place is the hotel is on the 12th floor through the 20th I think. And you bypass the lobby, so no registration, no 'walk of shame' through the lobby.
Decided to start at Judy's around 10:30, planning to go to Manhatten after one drink. As I got to Judy's early, was able to secure a seat at the bar with a great view of the door & the talent. Ordered a beer, shook off a couple of older women. Caught the eye of a low 20's Vietnamese women with a hearty laugh & a great smile. A glass of wine later, we agreed on 1600 for LT (a little high) - but she seemed like a lot of fun. Walked back to the hotel (saved 25 RMB) and confirmed that she would be a good time. Ended up with a great GFE session (2 X before passing out around 2:30, spent the night entangled, waking up around 8 with a raging hard on and another session. Cleaned up together in the shower. Then to breakfast. Walked her downstairs and went back to bed for a few hours.
Overall, first time I had take out from Judy's. In the past seemed older & less fun. Just lucky this time I guess. The old haunts are still available.
Will
[QUOTE=Willa1;1863413]So. In Shanghai for business end of March, arrived Saturday afternoon. Stayed at the Paramount Hotel in JingAn temple area. Nice, inexpensive Chinese hotel that is very girl convenient. Upgraded room (for 2) including breakfast was 740 RMB. The nice thing about this place is the hotel is on the 12th floor through the 20th I think. And you bypass the lobby, so no registration, no 'walk of shame' through the lobby.
Decided to start at Judy's around 10:30, planning to go to Manhatten after one drink. As I got to Judy's early, was able to secure a seat at the bar with a great view of the door & the talent. Ordered a beer, shook off a couple of older women. Caught the eye of a low 20's Vietnamese women with a hearty laugh & a great smile. A glass of wine later, we agreed on 1600 for LT (a little high) - but she seemed like a lot of fun. Walked back to the hotel (saved 25 RMB) and confirmed that she would be a good time. Ended up with a great GFE session (2 X before passing out around 2:30, spent the night entangled, waking up around 8 with a raging hard on and another session. Cleaned up together in the shower. Then to breakfast. Walked her downstairs and went back to bed for a few hours.
Overall, first time I had take out from Judy's. In the past seemed older & less fun. Just lucky this time I guess. The old haunts are still available.
Will[/QUOTE]My success rate of having a good time at Judy's has always been high. You paid more than I usually have but that may have bought you a better GFE / multiple experience. Either way if you had a good time that is all that mattered. I am glad you enjoyed it!
Bring on the next reports for us no longer able to visit the wonderful Shanghai.