FKK Artemis - Berlin

Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.

Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.

Anybody else had similar issues?

I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl!

[QUOTE=ILoveBoobs;2077968]Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.

Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.

Anybody else had similar issues?

I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl![/QUOTE]No chance. You must have eaten some spoiled pussy.

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2076627]Then came super sexy (at least for me) Alisha around the corner and before I could even say "no thanks, I'm just chilling", it immediately broke out of her and she roared:

"Wtf are you doing here? If you like guys in tight shorts, go there and suck their cocks". The Englishman laughed out loud, the Norwegian showed absolutely zero interest and I was quite shocked, because I didn't do anything.

And you know what, on my next visit me and Alisha had a nice time together up in di room. This is how it can be.[/QUOTE]I had the same incident with Alisha, but the next day she gave me the best CIM ever.

Where is she now? I didn't see her for a year, she is one of the best CIM provider.

[QUOTE=ILoveBoobs;2077968]Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.

Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.

Anybody else had similar issues?

I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl![/QUOTE]Even I don't like what the direction in which this club is moving I don't believe it is their responsibility, the rules is Germany are quite strict concerning the food industry and Artemis will not take any risk on that front. May be you linked or kissed some sick girl.

[QUOTE=Eric1980;2077057]Hello!

I plan to visit Artemis in early September. Members of this forum often talk about the new law. What is the meaning of this law for visitors and what is your advice for my first visit to this club?[/QUOTE]As you have no reports I shall assume you are new to FKKs.

1. Take your time in choosing a girl, get to know the club layout.

2. Don't let anyone hassle you into going to a room.

3. Be friendly with all girls who approach you.

4. Do not let on that you are not a frequent visitor to FKK.

5. Know the pricing structure, and what is extra. If you want DFK and DATY then know that, historically these were included in the basic price, but that now some girls want to charge them as extras. Know in advance what your reaction will be.

6. The girls need your money more than you need them. Have a back up plan and case you don't like the club / girls.

Good luck.

[QUOTE=ILoveBoobs;2077968]Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.

Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.

Anybody else had similar issues?

I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl![/QUOTE]Happens very very occasionally and any club or mass catering venue. Could even be a big off a door handle and the club or S Bahn.

An anti diahorrea medicament always accompanies my visits

Sorry for the automatic spell corrections on my previous post e.g. "big" should have been " bug".

[QUOTE=Optimist;2078208]Sorry for the automatic spell corrections on my previous post e.g. "big" should have been " bug".[/QUOTE]'Bigger off' didn't make any sense...

[QUOTE=ILoveBoobs;2077968]Went to Artemis on 27 August 2017.

Had severe diarrhea after eating dinner there. The paprika and pork cutlets.

Anybody else had similar issues?

I was planning to return on 28 but was stuck on the toilet bowl![/QUOTE]Hello I love Boobs,

I love boobs too. You love boobs, I love boobs, everybody up in here is loving the boobs. So we have something in common. Isn't it a great forum. I love boobs, such a great name. Thank you for your report about your stay at FKK Artemis Berlin. Unfortunately not so appetizing. But I think it need balls to mention a less beautiful subject. Respect.

The son of a colleague of mine speaks excellent German. Once he taught me about the German word "Pups", it is like a Fart, pronounced like loops, just with a P. So a simple rhyme comes to my mind:

I Love Boobs got the "Pups". Isn't it funny?

Seriously, I hope you're doing well. Maybe you take a look on the bright side, you saved some money for your next visit.

So Sunday the 27th of August was a nice and sunny day in Berlin, that's what google said, I guess they offered BBQ. Not the baddest food there. Maybe try next time the "Bratwurst", quite well.

Did you notice anything with other guests who ate the same there?

What else was going on? Did they finished renovating the restaurant? How it looks like? Were you up in di room before dinner? Yeah excuse me, I am so curious.

And to answer your question and because I don't want to leave you alone. On my third visit I experienced something similar. But it was fixed quite well with a little nap and a cup of peppermint tea. After this I felt even stronger than before, just like a young man.

Also taking Viagra could cause the "Pups", or even being extremely excited or very very nervous. Shit happens.

The lesson from this can only be to eat not so fast and not so much at once and not to drink so much ice-cold drinks anyway.

Finally, never forget the DIA-pers.

I like to repeat it again, I hope you are doing well and you could enjoy your next visit.

[QUOTE=AgentNash;2078084]I had the same incident with Alisha, but the next day she gave me the best CIM ever.

Where is she now? I didn't see her for a year, she is one of the best CIM provider.[/QUOTE]Hello AgentNash,

The same incident? Looks like a well working tactic of hers. I only met her twice. Excuse me, but I can't help you, I don't know where she is.

But yes you're right. It's a bit more than a year since I've last seen her. And yeah of course, I liked it the most when she played with my penis like a little dog with a bone. You got me?

By the way, she owes me 10 euro.

Because of that I think she is living the good life with her lovely darling back in Hungary.

Greetings Alisha, don't miss me so much.

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2076051]Hello VonderJohn,

I do not think it is believable, to tell the girls that you "just had sex and are tired now". In doubt they will say to you: "Then go home"!

Seriously, I think of the girls know almost everyone at any time, who, when, how often and how long already someone was up in di room, and of course what he did there. And if not, they just ask one of the other girls who will know it! For sure. Sometimes they even know how much you drink and how often you eat. They know almost everything about their customers.

I don't know her personally, but I think Lilia was described here:

[URL]http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?2588-FKK-Artemis-Berlin&p=2005708&viewfull=1[/URL]#post2005708.

(If the Link isn't working, go back in the Thread to Beginning of March 2 k17)..[/QUOTE]I will say it again, so you hear me better: Artemis is dead!

Artemis is a tourist club, so tourists visiting here have no alternative. However, tourists don't have this back home, which means give them water or [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] they cannot tell the difference. They are just happy it is wet.

Have a good time.

[QUOTE=Danny227;2081755]I will say it again, so you hear me better: Artemis is dead!

Artemis is a tourist club, so tourists visiting here have no alternative. However, tourists don't have this back home, which means give them water or p they cannot tell the difference. They are just happy it is wet.

Have a good time.[/QUOTE]Never been to Artemis because of what I was said about: Not many natural woman looks, even I was told about Hungarian Geraldine? And far to drive to, but what you write is sad and reminds me about what become World. What do you mean? Poor casting now like at World? Upselling to fuck tourists like at Oase? Strict about new law? When at Oase, Sharks, Harmony, GT, LR, room go between You and the girl.

Fortunately, still top and honest girls in Germany, willing to please you back, when you treat them well. Still enjoyable games in Germany, and also Austria and Switzerland.

I had a great experience with a girl named Virginia in Feb. And I'll be there this Wednesday I'm hoping to see her again.

Anyone been to Artemis in the last few days? Is the selection of girls improved? Are most of them back from their summer vacation?

[QUOTE=MaxPayload;2082590]Anyone been to Artemis in the last few days? Is the selection of girls improved? Are most of them back from their summer vacation?[/QUOTE]Forget this club, young girls are blocked to enter, in order not to compete with the older one which are more or less girlfriends of some g. , also forget Berlin you can't get something competitive there, or visit KitKat club sometimes you can fuck a very nice girl for free.