Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

** late june 2014 ** checked in to hotel shortly after 9 pm. i was a bit lazy from the long flight and decided to see what's on tap at cherry massage instead of going down the street to hunt. i randomly picked ann from the available for an overnight outcall until 5 am. ann wasn't bad looking but she definitely was not as young as the pictures suggest. just for reference i found an unedited pic from another website which is posted below.

ann arrived quickly and was pleased to see her figure is true to her website picture. ann is quite comfortable conversationally in english as long as you don't speak too fast. after some small chit chat about the usual "where you from, how long you come thailand, etc. etc. " she made herself comfortable on my lap as we continued with the small talk and my hands free to roam. thank goodness her bottom is plush and not bony. she's not well endowed up top (a cup) but i am not particularly a big boob man so it didn't bother me.

anyways. moving on to to what you really want to hear about. she continued to tell me about her day and i continued talking with my hands. one thing led to another and now her top is off and my hand down the front of her jeans. my god, she gets wet quickly and is easily excited. not only is she wet down below deck her nipples are in full salute and wow. are they long like a double no. 2 eraser tip. the little guy was not going to have this meaningless chatter anymore and ann responded in kind. she got off of my lap as i peeled the last remaining articles of her clothing off as she got on her knees and returned the favor. it wasn't too long before i had her flipped her upside down with legs dangling over the couch. starfish she is not as she bucked erratically and squeezed my head with her thighs as she came all over my face. i couldn't hold off too much longer and blew my load. for those that like a soft slurpy sensual bj, you will love this and when she comes, be warned. she may have a tendency to suck a golf ball through a straw. i didn't mind. round #1 complete and off we go for a shower. she gave quite a nice standing b2 be soapdown with her dropping to give me a bbbj. i couldn't get another off in such a short time so we switched to daty and my fingers running over the dark unmentionable. she pushed my face into her as she used one hand to guide my finger into her ass as she came. when she regained her composure she says "sorry. i cum again. " i couldn't help but laugh.

we dried off and she watched some thai soap opera on tv while she laid her head in my lap giving me a hand and leg massage. as the commercials started in she turned her head and was awakening the little guy again. before i knew it, i was at full mast with a condom on and her already in position saying "me top first, ok?" she started off slow but was quick to get to full speed with her griping my forearms as same came again. is she just a damn good actor or is it just my imagination? it didn't matter and i didn't care as i was enjoying myself. i flipped her over into missionary and pounded away as her legs clenched me tight as she ascended another high. not missing a beat, i flipped her over and she assumed the position on her hands and knees. it was probably a good thing i came once already as i surely wouldn't be able to have lasted this many positions this round. after what seemed like ages, she reached for something in the dark. i paid no attention until she worked some ky into her ass and said "you want fuck my ass?" i'm not usually a 3 hole kinda guy but who am i to turn down a request. out one hole and into the other. she rubbed herself feverishly as i piledrived that ass. it wasn't too long before she climaxed and i blew my load again. round #2 complete and i was drenched head to toe with sweat. off we go for a nice cold shower again before cuddling up into bed. as i was polishing off another few beers she said "i tired. cum many time. wait. sleep and then again, ok?" as much as i wanted another go, it was a little after one and i was a bit tired.

* no, my endurance is not that strong and we weren't at it for hours. i left out the parts about drinking and eating after the shower as i'm sure no one was interested in hearing about that. hehehe. *.

alarm goes off about 4 am and i slowly awake. funny thing is she didn't even budge a bit. seeing as i woke with a morning glory in tow, i daty'd her into gear. unlike the demeanor of last night she pushed me off and away and i was left thinking "wtf? never be quick to judge as she was mearly reaching for uncle jimmy and getting on top. she didn't even bother starting slow and rode the bronco like it was the championships. she must of came a few times as i felt her inners clench and as i gripped her ass tightly bucking myself over the edge. as she laid there on top of me laughing afterwards, i asked her what's so funny and she pointed in the direction of the headboard. i turned to look and noticed the mattress is about halfway off the bed which inexplicably exuded a laughter from me. round #3 complete and damn. what a start to the morning.

face: 6.5/10

body: 8/10

boobs: small with long nipples.

shaved: no (neatly trimmed).

fingering: likes anal but not in pussy too much.

daty: yes

gfe / pse: yes.

bbbj: 8/10.

cim: yes (spits out).

dfk: 6/10.

anal: 9/10.

damage: 3000 bht outcall + tip / unlimited shots (managed 3).

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1589634]Ridiculous speculation.[/QUOTE]Fully consummated "romantic love" has a duration of generally only 6 to 24 months, and in fact its been compared to the high induced by crack cocaine, so if a woman is in that phase of a relationship, of course its relevant.

[QUOTE=Seaham1900;1589593]Most Thai girls I have met don't like Thai guys. They think they are unreliable and do a runner when the going gets tough I. E. After getting them pregnant. Even if some girls prefer Thai boyfriends because of the culture fit it still doesn't explain why they give them a chunk of the money they earn.[/QUOTE]Some do and some don't, but for many, claiming they don't like Thai guys is just part of the sales pitch to Farangs.

Would it be ethical to do an outcall three-way with one girl from a PSE MP and a total newbie from a place like Pretty or EZ?

Some of those PSE girls are aggressive and might enjoy introducing the newb to anal and lesbian sex, BBBJ & CIM, etc.

I just don't know if it's "right" to unleash a bisexual superstar in her 30's on a newbie still in her teens.

Would anybody care to share his moral compass on this?

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1590582]Would it be ethical to do an outcall three-way with one girl from a PSE MP and a total newbie from a place like Pretty or EZ?

Some of those PSE girls are aggressive and might enjoy introducing the newb to anal and lesbian sex, BBBJ & CIM, etc.

I just don't know if it's "right" to unleash a bisexual superstar in her 30's on a newbie still in her teens.

Would anybody care to share his moral compass on this?[/QUOTE]Look either a girl is used to the idea of playing with other girls or not at all. Some girls refuse to do 3 somes. Then there is the issue if the two girls are compatible and like each other. I think your idea is a bit crazy. I don't know about ethics, I just think it might not work out to be the best fun.

I usually get my 2 girls from Suzi Wong and can make sure first its 2 girls that like each other, or have no problem with molesting each other. Noo Dee does not do 3-somes at all. Pity she once had a bad experience with a girl called Lai who is gone now.

I could easily take a Lesbian from SW to Crazy House, and have 2 girls drink together, then find out if the SW girl likes this other CH girl or would she prefer a different one. You really need to gauge if 2 girls are really comfortable with each other or not. The problem with my choice of 2 "lesbians" might be that both are "Dees" (Fems) and neither is a "Tom". I don't know if 2 Fems can enjoy each other that much. Perhaps they can. I would always get the girls' opinions.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1590596]Look either a girl is used to the idea of playing with other girls or not at all. Some girls refuse to do 3 somes. Then there is the issue if the two girls are compatible and like each other. I think your idea is a bit crazy. I don't know about ethics, I just think it might not work out to be the best fun.

I usually get my 2 girls from Suzi Wong and can make sure first its 2 girls that like each other, or have no problem with molesting each other. Noo Dee does not do 3-somes at all. Pity she once had a bad experience with a girl called Lai who is gone now.

I could easily take a Lesbian from SW to Crazy House, and have 2 girls drink together, then find out if the SW girl likes this other CH girl or would she prefer a different one. You really need to gauge if 2 girls are really comfortable with each other or not. The problem with my choice of 2 "lesbians" might be that both are "Dees" (Fems) and neither is a "Tom". I don't know if 2 Fems can enjoy each other that much. Perhaps they can. I would always get the girls' opinions.[/QUOTE]Now that was a lucid, relevant, educational, and definitive response! Thank you for responding. I am humbled and grateful.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1589633]I have also known hookers who made it clear they were giving a freebie, or more than just once.

Don't imagine all sessions are the same. People are allowed to enjoy their work on occasions, no matter what the profession. Hookers can work and cum too. Not all the time, but it's not forbidden.[/QUOTE]I find it surprising that an orgasm or to use the local colloquialism finish is used so freely as proof that a working girl had a great time. Close your eyes and if some unattractive female sucks on your dick long enough chances are you'll eventually pop, same for a woman when somebody is working her clit for an extended period with a modicum of technique. While indicative it's doesn't necessarily follow they had a wonderful time. Additionally some girls orgasm easily and frequently others not so.

Following on from this and it's different strokes for different folks but why do some members have this puzzling need the girl has an orgasm (s) imagined or not (and lets be real some of them are accomplished feigners) in order for them to enjoy the session and then follow up with self congratulatory accounts of soaked sheets, multiple finish's and exhausted happy hookers.

Yes of course it's undeniably better when the girl enjoys herself and if you are respectful, have good personal hygiene and are of good cheer which I am or at least try to be they will and usually do but truth is that is not why I am there. I'm paying to receive pleasure not to give it and whether she lost count of the number of times she came or didn't come at all is in all honesty not that important to me. What matters to me is that I am as they say "taken good care of "and glory halleluiah Thai girls are global number one at doing just that. Selfish?. Perhaps!

Incidentally Na Na at Analisa on 22 does just that and seems to enjoy her work. She has a great sense of humor and an admirable desire to please.

Interesting menu. [URL]http://www.analisamassage.com/contact[/URL].

P.S. I am truly devastated, 15 years here and never got a freebie from a working girl, bitches after all I've given them, where did I go wrong?

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1590604]Now that was a lucid, relevant, educational, and definitive response! Thank you for responding. I am humbled and grateful.[/QUOTE]The only one I know that is seriously into lesbian action and not faking it is Ice from Cherry. She also loves to eat new young pussy. We recently had a session with the 2 newbies at Cherry, Pinky and Bell, who she had earmarked to break in as both had not tried this before. You might want to take her out on the hunt and let her pick a suitable girl.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1590582]Would it be ethical to do an outcall three-way with one girl from a PSE MP and a total newbie from a place like Pretty or EZ?

Some of those PSE girls are aggressive and might enjoy introducing the newb to anal and lesbian sex, BBBJ & CIM, etc.

I just don't know if it's "right" to unleash a bisexual superstar in her 30's on a newbie still in her teens.

Would anybody care to share his moral compass on this?[/QUOTE]According to what ethical system? Most ethical systems based on the judaeo-christian belief system will find this unethical. It will probably condemn your eternal soul to some deep part of their hell. But that's ok as, no doubt, your membership of this forum has already irredeemably deleted your ticket to their heaven anyway.

Personally, I don't subscribe to any of these fairy-tale based ethics and use a simple rule: whatever adults, in full knowledge of what will / can happen, freely agree to do, is ethical in my book. You cannot go very wrong with this "consenting adults" rule.

I feel like I've learned a lot today.

I spent part of the day at The Cleopatra, near Hua Lamphong. My usual spotted me as I walked in and smiled and waved.

Price is still 1,000 baht for regular and 1,300 baht for the "younger" women. Some of those might make the cut for the fishbowl at Nataree.

My bath had scalding hot water, we had to cut it with cold water. My regular lady is not PSE but takes excellent care of me. It's nice to be recognized and welcomed. I am quite the cheapie, tipping a paltry 200 baht. A bottle of water was 100 baht; that was the only surprise.

This place remains the best value on the planet.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1590701]I feel like I've learned a lot today.

I spent part of the day at The Cleopatra, near Hua Lamphong. My usual spotted me as I walked in and smiled and waved.

Price is still 1,000 baht for regular and 1,300 baht for the "younger" women. Some of those might make the cut for the fishbowl at Nataree.

My bath had scalding hot water, we had to cut it with cold water. My regular lady is not PSE but takes excellent care of me. It's nice to be recognized and welcomed. I am quite the cheapie, tipping a paltry 200 baht. A bottle of water was 100 baht; that was the only surprise.

This place remains the best value on the planet.[/QUOTE]Pray tell us, what was included in the service?

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1590701]I feel like I've learned a lot today.

I spent part of the day at The Cleopatra, near Hua Lamphong. My usual spotted me as I walked in and smiled and waved.

Price is still 1,000 baht for regular and 1,300 baht for the "younger" women. Some of those might make the cut for the fishbowl at Nataree.

My bath had scalding hot water, we had to cut it with cold water. My regular lady is not PSE but takes excellent care of me. It's nice to be recognized and welcomed. I am quite the cheapie, tipping a paltry 200 baht. A bottle of water was 100 baht; that was the only surprise.

This place remains the best value on the planet.[/QUOTE]Not to be disrespectful and only reporting the facts, but the 2200 bht "fishbowl at Nataree" is not to be mistaken with the "sideliners at Nataree" which are much younger and unused.

This leads me to believe the 1 K regular ladies at Cleopatra are well past their prime and the 1. 3 K ladies have been in the trade for a good amount of time.

Please clarify OP if my assumptions are not correct.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1590710]Pray tell us, what was included in the service?[/QUOTE]It's straightforward. A very thorough bath, with hot, not lukewarm water. BBBJ in the tub, a shampoo if you like.

An actual massage of sorts. BBBJ when flipped. CIM an option, or fuck when hard. I suppose that one or two pops is up to the girl.

Showered again. Real GFE and quite convincing, but it would depend on the woman.

Once I had a woman, mid-30's, who was new at the trade. She was open to forced deep throat and anal "if it's not too big".

My member looked like it had been white washed. This was the exception, of course.

Yet another was perfectly acceptable.

The women may only receive 300 baht from the house, and I'm not sure if they even expect tips at all.

The 1,000 baht women often do appear to be a bit shopworn. Once there were some 1,600 sideliners who were 20-ish.

[QUOTE=RalphKramden;1590721]Not to be disrespectful and only reporting the facts, but the 2200 bht "fishbowl at Nataree" is not to be mistaken with the "sideliners at Nataree" which are much younger and unused.

This leads me to believe the 1 K regular ladies at Cleopatra are well past their prime and the 1. 3 K ladies have been in the trade for a good amount of time.

Please clarify OP if my assumptions are not correct.[/QUOTE]Absolutely.

I never meant to compare them to those jaw-dropping 5,000 baht sideliners at Nataree. Some of the 1,300 baht women might be on par with some of the 2,000 baht fish bowl women at Nataree, though.

The 1,000 baht women would have no place at Nataree. Some are a little grubby or over the hill or might look out of place in a bikini. Others are still in very decent shape.

As I mentioned earlier, there was a 1,000 baht girl who was new to the trade. She was in her 30's, not her 20's. She lacked the boobs and the curves for the job, but she was a newbie, and quite aroused. She had not gotten used to being naked with her gaping vagina or open mouth at the disposal of a stranger she'd just met.

As far as service goes, I haven't been let down at Cleo.

As for Nataree, one Nataree fish bowl girl (when it was still 1,800 baht) from Chiang Rai looked even better with her clothes off than on. That is saying a lot. She did a furiously robust BBBJ; I think she wanted CIM to get out of fucking me. When I stopped the BJ to mount her, there was no protest. She was quite a trooper. Another who claimed to be 19 years old sucked merrily away while I was being showered in the tub.

I've never been let down at either place.

Does anyone know if Sabai Sabai is still open? The website is up and I know they moved from Soi 11 in that alley that looped off the main street. They ended up on Soi 13 and I saw them the last time I was down that Soi. There is another massage place where I thought it was. Not the greatest Soi to be on, if you want foot traffic. Not much interesting to see down that Soi. It's not the greatest place, but it was a "go to" place for me in the wee hours because they were or are 24/7. One of my hottest experiences was with a girl from Sabai Sabai at 3 am in the morning, back at my hotel. Awesome massage, very sexy, and a FS ending. Could never find her again and I will miss the place if it's gone.

AT2.

[QUOTE=Franciscass;1590652]I find it surprising that an orgasm or to use the local colloquialism finish is used so freely as proof that a working girl had a great time. Close your eyes and if some unattractive female sucks on your dick long enough chances are you'll eventually pop, same for a woman when somebody is working her clit for an extended period with a modicum of technique. While indicative it's doesn't necessarily follow they had a wonderful time. Additionally some girls orgasm easily and frequently others not so.

Following on from this and it's different strokes for different folks but why do some members have this puzzling need the girl has an orgasm (s) imagined or not (and lets be real some of them are accomplished feigners) in order for them to enjoy the session and then follow up with self congratulatory accounts of soaked sheets, multiple finish's and exhausted happy hookers...[/QUOTE]Just to let you know that you are not alone, in 20 years I never had a freebie and I am extremely kind to the girls.

I completely agree with you, I am not paying to give pleasure. The moaning, fake or not, as a paying client bothers me and when it is too much I tell the girl "if you come, no tip". Strange, but they all prefer the tip.

Back to business, I went to Snow White last week and had a session with Min or Ming, about 25, nice face, very good body no babies and real boobs. Very friendly and open to everything. Recommended, I will repeat!