You don't have to tell me twice!
Or three times in Marc Anthony's case! LOL Just giving you a hard time dude, I couldn't resist.
As usual, I appreciate the advice / information. Upon further deliberation, I've decided against renting a car. I deal with risk everyday and the most basic rule is to analyze the risk / reward BEFOREHAND!
NO piece of ass is worth 10k USD. Also, costs aside, who wants their vacation interrupted and filled with so much anxiety?
I just wanted to hit the open road and be free to discover things spontaneously and leave Sosua for some night time activity. It's not like I've been punked out of renting a car. The stories helped me better understand what I am dealing with. I'll probably just hire a taxi for a day here and there. If anybody has some good contacts, please pass them along.
I already know about the tire and windshield scams, but that other shit is next level. I'm sure I would have gotten myself into deep trouble or killed if I was in that story because there would have been a few instances where I lost my temper!