Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Went to EZ Massage this afternoon and had a very relaxing time.

Arrived on Soi 24 around noon (I'm an early bird) and saw two sweet girls in front of Mango massage. They were nice and gave me nice smile but I went there last time and wanted to give EZ a shot if I saw someone I liked.

Entered EZ and was greeted by a gentle mannered papasam. He Filipinos through the book and tells me three girls are there.

My choice comes out wearing a british flag tank top with blue jeans and I am turned on immediately.

She is mild mannered just how I like them.

We go to room and she gives nice shower, washing junior good.

Donut is 24, from Chang Mai, has light skin, nice B / C cup breasts, round ass, and nice pussy with large clitoris.

She gave me a very nice un-rushed thorough oil massage which lasted quite a while (more than 30 minutes).

I was playing hide and seek with her in the mirror, LOL and I was having fun admiring her beauty and her quality of work.

For foreplay she started soapy gliding and rubbing her erect nipples between my ass cheeks.

She then told me to Filipino and she continued soapy sliding while moaning sexfully (is that a word? LOL) - I think erotically is a better word.

On one of the slides she met me at my face and I went in for a kiss and we started DFK'ing nicely.

Donut was really turning me on with her calm demeanor and sexy body / face / lips.

She then went in and started licking my balls and my groin area and gave me a nice BBBJ. She mainly concentrated on the head of my penis and I could tell she couldn't take too much cock in her mouth. Oh well, she played with my cock like she loved me.

I thought I gauge her temperature so rubbed her clitoris and OMG she was SUPER WET. These massage girls can be really horny.

Her horniness enhanced mine and I was ready for the main attraction.

She slid a condom on and started sucking me off again and then she jumped on.

MMMMM, very nice session in multiple positions, and I wasn't too rough.

We finished off in missionary and we were both sweating after (I hate it when these girls crank up the AC, and she was receptive to my request when I asked not too cold).

While in the shower I commented on her gorgeous, large, juicy clit and just like many other asians they seem to dislike what makes them unique (their noses, skin color, height, full figure, and in donut's case her full clit).

She wants to see me again, and I tipped her 300 baht for a great time.

[QUOTE=ReefLostCause;1596553]Not being the expert you are, I wouldn't be able to say what an Isaan nose is, but skin wasn't what ID call dark.

FWIW, her name is "June" or "June-July" (go figure), and number is S-41.

I remember that much, because I had to spell the code on the BlackBerry, since the PPS didn't really understand English.[/QUOTE]Well skin colour is relative to the other girls.

June is a common Thai name. July not. There is "Chailai" which could sound like July. If sounded like "June-July" together could be something like Janjira, Janjirai, etc. (Thai r and l sound different to in English and can sound similar)

"the PPS didn't really understand English". I am struggling to understand as well. "spell the code" What code? PPS is code for Putrid Pile of Shit, or Provider of Personal Service, Palm Pilot Software or? Some of us (at least me) are not intuitive enough to decode this.

There is an official set of abbreviations for the forum.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1596817]Has anyone used this Spa located below the Twin Palms at 39 hotel? It is located in the Soi 39 Sukhamvit area. It looks like a nice clean spa and very convenient for me. Any extras offered there?

Thank you.[/QUOTE]Normally if its called a Spa, it should theoretically be not offering sex. However sly sex may go on at some Spas with certain girls. You can't be sure you can get it though. So decide your purpose and choose your venue accordingly. If like me, massage doesn't really interest you, then a Spa might not be the best choice. There is a Spa right near where I live, but I don't use it. I don't even know if any Spas allow you to choose a girl you are attracted to, if you don't know them already.

Why not tell us what you are looking for and ask where to get it? You seem to have a solution looking for a requirement, or did you see some gorgeous girl works there?

Dear fellow members,

I am returning to BKK after many years for a short visit.

I would kindly request you to suggest the best Soapy massage parlor in BKK & Pattaya.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=StallionJr;1597046]Dear fellow members,

I am returning to BKK after many years for a short visit.

I would kindly request you to suggest the best Soapy massage parlor in BKK & Pattaya.

Thank you![/QUOTE]It has been said before, "best" means something different for all of us. Do you want model type girls? Are you looking for a PSE or GFE session? Is money a concern? Big or small tits? Big or small ass? Young or experienced? One pop or multiple pops? Daytime or nighttime? And even within one shop there are many different girls, some may appeal to you, some may appeal to me.

I don't believe there is a "best" parlor for all of us.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1596912]Normally if its called a Spa, it should theoretically be not offering sex. However sly sex may go on at some Spas with certain girls. You can't be sure you can get it though. So decide your purpose and choose your venue accordingly. If like me, massage doesn't really interest you, then a Spa might not be the best choice. There is a Spa right near where I live, but I don't use it. I don't even know if any Spas allow you to choose a girl you are attracted to, if you don't know them already.

Why not tell us what you are looking for and ask where to get it? You seem to have a solution looking for a requirement, or did you see some gorgeous girl works there?[/QUOTE]Thank you for your reply. Actually, I am looking for convenience. I will have a very limited time window and trying to find spas that are no more than 5 minutes walking distance from where I will be staying in Bangkok for just a couple of nights.

[QUOTE=NolaKenner;1597141]Thank you for your reply. Actually, I am looking for convenience. I will have a very limited time window and trying to find spas that are no more than 5 minutes walking distance from where I will be staying in Bangkok for just a couple of nights.[/QUOTE]Well I cannot possibly guess how limited is your window, and how heavy the ball and chain, but Spas are not intended for limited windows.

Soi 24,26 is 5 minutes by motorbike. At Mango or Snow White, etc. You won't waste any time before getting into the sex, and you can pick the girl. The walking distance is irrelevant. If you are looking for a real massage, and not sex, that is different.

Mango or Snow White really won't mind if you have an extra short session. You can tell them up front. Motorbikes are generally waiting at Soi 24 entrance and also at Soi 24/1.

Clearly I just don't get it. Look, once I got a phone call and I had to leave an MP in Soi 24/1 in a bit of a hurry and get on a motorbike. So what? No big deal.

[QUOTE=Syzygies;1597153]Well I cannot possibly guess how limited is your window, and how heavy the ball and chain, but Spas are not intended for limited windows.

Soi 24,26 is 5 minutes by motorbike. At Mango or Snow White, etc. You won't waste any time before getting into the sex, and you can pick the girl. The walking distance is irrelevant. If you are looking for a real massage, and not sex, that is different.

Mango or Snow White really won't mind if you have an extra short session. You can tell them up front. Motorbikes are generally waiting at Soi 24 entrance and also at Soi 24/1.

Clearly I just don't get it. Look, once I got a phone call and I had to leave an MP in Soi 24/1 in a bit of a hurry and get on a motorbike. So what? No big deal.[/QUOTE]Thank you for the ideas and information.

Wow. I better "Filipino" up there as well then! Sorry I couldn't resist!

I haven't been to EZ I don't think.

[QUOTE=NavidNavid;1596900]Went to EZ Massage this afternoon and had a very relaxing time.

Arrived on Soi 24 around noon (I'm an early bird) and saw two sweet girls in front of Mango massage. They were nice and gave me nice smile but I went there last time and wanted to give EZ a shot if I saw someone I liked.

Entered EZ and was greeted by a gentle mannered papasam. He Filipinos through the book and tells me three girls are there.

My choice comes out wearing a british flag tank top with blue jeans and I am turned on immediately.

She is mild mannered just how I like them.

We go to room and she gives nice shower, washing junior good.

Donut is 24, from Chang Mai, has light skin, nice B / C cup breasts, round ass, and nice pussy with large clitoris.

She gave me a very nice un-rushed thorough oil massage which lasted quite a while (more than 30 minutes).

I was playing hide and seek with her in the mirror, LOL and I was having fun admiring her beauty and her quality of work.

For foreplay she started soapy gliding and rubbing her erect nipples between my ass cheeks.

She then told me to Filipino and she continued soapy sliding while moaning sexfully (is that a word? LOL) - I think erotically is a better word.

On one of the slides she met me at my face and I went in for a kiss and we started DFK'ing nicely.

Donut was really turning me on with her calm demeanor and sexy body / face / lips.

She then went in and started licking my balls and my groin area and gave me a nice BBBJ. She mainly concentrated on the head of my penis and I could tell she couldn't take too much cock in her mouth. Oh well, she played with my cock like she loved me.

I thought I gauge her temperature so rubbed her clitoris and OMG she was SUPER WET. These massage girls can be really horny.

Her horniness enhanced mine and I was ready for the main attraction.

She slid a condom on and started sucking me off again and then she jumped on.

MMMMM, very nice session in multiple positions, and I wasn't too rough.

We finished off in missionary and we were both sweating after (I hate it when these girls crank up the AC, and she was receptive to my request when I asked not too cold).

While in the shower I commented on her gorgeous, large, juicy clit and just like many other asians they seem to dislike what makes them unique (their noses, skin color, height, full figure, and in donut's case her full clit).

She wants to see me again, and I tipped her 300 baht for a great time.[/QUOTE]

Just returned from a 3 day business trip to Bangkok where free time was precious.

ATOC was on my 'to do' list being new, so sent email through website to enquire about girls shown on the website a few weeks ago, specifically, Lisa and Kratae, and was advised they are still there despite not being shown on the site. Had to email a few times to get a response, so maybe it's better to leave a message for them here than to do by email.

Shop is easy to find, just round the corner from Mango and next to Addict.

Went in and asked for Lisa or Kratae and was advised that they no longer work there. So definite communications problems somewhere!

So asked for lineup of their young girls who were open to do 'everything'. Of lineup of 3, I selected Ploy who was small and quite cute.

Room was nice and new with a small bathtub at the end of the bed.

Ploy was quite inexperienced as she kept running in and out multiple times to collect her basket, soap, etc.

When it came down to the action, she wouldn't do BBBJ and A+ was off the menu with also, she said it hurts too much.

Sex was ok, nothing special and wasn't offered second round so I washed up and left.

Incidentally, I was never offered a drink either at the start or end.

Facilities are nice, ladies looked pretty but too many things went wrong in their communication and service for me to return. For me, time is precious when I only have a few days in Bangkok and I prefer guaranteed service of Cherry, Snow White etc which this place didn't offer for me. It was definitely more a case of "A Touch of Frustration".

I hope other people are more lucky.

called in at dr. bj today. my favourite girl was absent, so decided to check out the nuru shop. i am not really into just bj anyway and by habit take vip at dr. bj which includes a bodyslide and sex. apologies to those very familiar with nuru.

in the nuru i asked the girls in the line up to stand up so i could see the figures properly. important! i liked phat (sounds like putt, means hand fan or to "blow" air. not a cock). she was the prettiest face and the skinny one of the lot. also good face was may, a fuller bodied girl but not too large. the rest i don't remember now and clearly they weren't drawing my eyes at the time either.

in the end i decided to go with both phat and may. room is smallish and just the mattress for body slide and a plastic pillow. however its significantly more space than the bodyslide at annies allows. next time i might take a large vip room.

body slide uses nuru gel which is odourless and tasteless, and seems okay as sex lube too. it doesn't matter if it gets in your mouth due to no taste. start off face down and both girls using their tits, bum, pussy, etc. to slide on me.

turn over. may is sliding her ass over my cock, a bit too fast. i get her to slow down and go a bit softer. phat is rubbing her ass and pussy on my chest. she starts moaning lightly. eventually pull her close to give daty. the nuru gel is not bothering me at all. she is getting more tuned on but embarrassed a bit. may is giving bj at same time. i did not fuck for 2 or 3 days so it is a little difficult to hold it. the stimulation is very high.

they get my special condoms and phat rides me cowgirl. she is rubbing her clit in the right way to finish. eventually i turn her over and we fuck very gently. again its hard to hold with phat's pussy feeling perfect, kissing nicely and may massaging my balls from behind. do a bit of doggy with phat too. she is so good, i just don't want it to end. in the end i have to switch and fuck may too. she is okay but not really as exquisite a feel as phat. however i can blow while doing may in doggy.

was phat really so super or was it that i was deprived? i don't know but next time will take looong time with phat in vip room for sure. i don't think i actually got a bj from phat. only from may while i was licking phat. its okay i got more than enough stimulation in many ways. my legs were a little shakey on the way out. i don't exactly know why. i was enjoying too much to notice energy expenditure or any hard work on my legs.

if you like skinny and small tits, and a girl that goes fairly softly, phat is recommended. good gfe. may suits me less as she goes at it a bit strong for me, but others will like that speed better i'm sure.

Bamboo is a MP that is often mentioned in this forum. I can't recall ever hearing one negative comment that wasn't cleared up. On Wednesday afternoon I made my way to the shop on Soi 8. I was a bit confused at first because Bamboo seems to move its location across the street. But, the signs (in the original location) pointed direct to the new location. It was very easy to find. Up the stairs I went. I was immediately impressed at the decor. Many MPs seem run down. Bamboo's was very clean and well taken care of. Bam met me at the top of the stairs. She was showing the photo album to another customer. Within a minute he chose to leave. I introduced myself. After reading comments in the forum I felt like I've known Bam for a while. She walked me through the pictures explaining girls that were currently available. Bo was available, but I've had my eye on May. Bam recommended the VIP which, if I remember is 100 extra. It is well worth the extra since the bed is a lot larger and allows for more fun.

After selecting May I was offered a complimentary beer. A very nice touch. May ushered me two floors up. The room was very modern and clean. A nice large bed and shower. The walls had mirrors. May left me to fetch her supplies and returned within a few minutes. We undressed and went into the shower where she began to wet me down. All along we were chit chatting. Then, she applied soap. As her hand moved up and down my body our bodies touched. I looked down in her eyes and DFK began and continued. Wow! It continued with lots of petting. I reached between her legs and pressed into her pussy. WoW, she was incredibly wet. We moved to the bed where she began a BBBJ. May knew what she was doing. I wanted to release by May's lips and tongue were so pleasurable. I just wanted to pound her. And, that's what we did. After completion we chilled for a while chatting about life and Thailand. It was nice and playful. That led to a full body oil massage. Her massage led to a HJ that worked my balls and rod. She started another BBBJ, licking my balls, and rimming. This was incredible. A second pop happened.

I don't know why I didn't go down on here. I love it for the please I get. If she gets pleasure as well, then so be it. May was up for anything. Earlier in the session she asked me what I wanted from her. It was a very professional and respectful approach. Visitng Bamboo was a great experience. May is a great girl. One note is in her pictures she appears to be a bit busty. In reality this is not true. If this doesn't bother you I highly recommend May.

What does "Filipinos" mean in the context used below? I've never heard it used as a verb.

[QUOTE=NavidNavid;1596900]Went to EZ Massage this afternoon and had a very relaxing time.

Arrived on Soi 24 around noon (I'm an early bird) and saw two sweet girls in front of Mango massage. They were nice and gave me nice smile but I went there last time and wanted to give EZ a shot if I saw someone I liked.

Entered EZ and was greeted by a gentle mannered papasam. He Filipinos through the book and tells me three girls are there.

My choice comes out wearing a british flag tank top with blue jeans and I am turned on immediately.

She is mild mannered just how I like them.

We go to room and she gives nice shower, washing junior good.

Donut is 24, from Chang Mai, has light skin, nice B / C cup breasts, round ass, and nice pussy with large clitoris.

She gave me a very nice un-rushed thorough oil massage which lasted quite a while (more than 30 minutes).

I was playing hide and seek with her in the mirror, LOL and I was having fun admiring her beauty and her quality of work.

For foreplay she started soapy gliding and rubbing her erect nipples between my ass cheeks.

She then told me to Filipino and she continued soapy sliding while moaning sexfully (is that a word? LOL) - I think erotically is a better word.

On one of the slides she met me at my face and I went in for a kiss and we started DFK'ing nicely.

Donut was really turning me on with her calm demeanor and sexy body / face / lips.

She then went in and started licking my balls and my groin area and gave me a nice BBBJ. She mainly concentrated on the head of my penis and I could tell she couldn't take too much cock in her mouth. Oh well, she played with my cock like she loved me.

I thought I gauge her temperature so rubbed her clitoris and OMG she was SUPER WET. These massage girls can be really horny.

Her horniness enhanced mine and I was ready for the main attraction.

She slid a condom on and started sucking me off again and then she jumped on.

MMMMM, very nice session in multiple positions, and I wasn't too rough.

We finished off in missionary and we were both sweating after (I hate it when these girls crank up the AC, and she was receptive to my request when I asked not too cold).

While in the shower I commented on her gorgeous, large, juicy clit and just like many other asians they seem to dislike what makes them unique (their noses, skin color, height, full figure, and in donut's case her full clit).

She wants to see me again, and I tipped her 300 baht for a great time.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Western787;1599976]What does "Filipinos" mean in the context used below? I've never heard it used as a verb.[/QUOTE]I guess it is the silly forum editing software that "corrects" <flip> into <Filipinos> .

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1600053]I guess it is the silly forum editing software that "corrects" <flip> into <Filipinos> .[/QUOTE]The way to overcome the ridiculous forum software is always highlight and cut your entire report. After posting report, immediately edit it, erase entire text and paste what you cut before back in then save changes.

When I don't do this my reports come out stupid.