Pattaya Reports

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1296265]Since when did they start calling SPs on Beach Road Coconut Ghosts? .[/QUOTE]Thought it was a "rapper musician" band! LOL I love when the media print polcie reports in their bueaucratic language such as [i] [b]"men and women who are suspected of loitering on a nightly basis" [/i] [/b] And [i] [b]" prostitution or other criminal acts" [/i] [/b]

Just to say female and LB hookers, soliciting sex etc.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational; 1296265]Since when did they start calling SPs on Beach Road Coconut Ghosts?

22 'Coconut Ghosts' were arrested and taken to Pattaya Police Station in the early hours of Friday. The new name for those suspected of loitering on Pattaya Beach with intent to engage in prostitution or other criminal acts has been given to them by Pattaya Police who round-up men and women who are suspected of loitering on a nightly basis. On this occasion 7 women and 15 transsexuals were taken to the station and fined the sum of 100 Baht before being sent on their way with a stern warning not to be seen on Pattaya Beach again. The warning was ignored and the 'Coconut Ghosts' returned to the beach to continue doing whatever they were doing previous to their arrest.

Sucks to have to pay money for being "suspected" of doing something and being told that you are not to be seen in a public place.[/QUOTE]Arrests on Beach Road are part of life in Pattaya, they happen every so often.

The raid on Secrets is more worrying as faranags were not allowed to leave the club during the raid.

It appears a former partner has fallen out and is bringing trouble to the club. Who would want to visit until this is sorted out?

[url]http://www.pattayafree.com/index.php/topic/2907-secrets-raided/page__st__20#entry26564[/url]

A little late, forgot all about these places? If you know Pattaya and can get around here are a few places that the prices are similar to Soi 6? Did a tour with a few friends 2months ago. We just visited but didn't partake.

Kinnaree Place: 389/110 Moo12 Pratumak road, soi 4, This place opens at 1pm and closes at 9pm, it seems to be a afternoon freelancer hang out and the few girls we spoke to ask for 1000 ST, but in my opinion I believe one get it for less.

Rioja Gentlemens club, off Thepprasit, take a left on Soi 7, Honda dealership go all the way down to the end near the Jomtien sport complex. 12/10pm, there seem to be shorttime rooms and one girl ask for 1000 ST, I didn't say anything and later she said up to you?

Can't remember the name or Soi number but just off Sukhumvit just before the McDonalds go down, there is a club there, This particular place there weren't any customer except us and the girls were agressive where they took off their clothes and wanted us to take them. I suck one girls tits and finger her pussy for a taste in the end I left and tip her a 100 baht. Prices suggested to us were like Soi 6.

Noted: for all three places I didn't see any stunners on my first and only visit. I'm more into nasty and preformance but of course I rather not put a bag over them?

LBM

[QUOTE=LittleBigMan; 1296456]A little late, forgot all about these places? If you know Pattaya and can get around here are a few places that the prices are similar to Soi 6? Did a tour with a few friends 2months ago. We just visited but didn't partake.

Kinnaree Place: 389/110 Moo12 Pratumak road, soi 4, This place opens at 1pm and closes at 9pm, it seems to be a afternoon freelancer hang out and the few girls we spoke to ask for 1000 ST, but in my opinion I believe one get it for less.

Rioja Gentlemens club, off Thepprasit, take a left on Soi 7, Honda dealership go all the way down to the end near the Jomtien sport complex. 12/10pm, there seem to be shorttime rooms and one girl ask for 1000 ST, I didn't say anything and later she said up to you?

Can't remember the name or Soi number but just off Sukhumvit just before the McDonalds go down, there is a club there, This particular place there weren't any customer except us and the girls were agressive where they took off their clothes and wanted us to take them. I suck one girls tits and finger her pussy for a taste in the end I left and tip her a 100 baht. Prices suggested to us were like Soi 6.

Noted: for all three places I didn't see any stunners on my first and only visit. I'm more into nasty and preformance but of course I rather not put a bag over them?

LBM[/QUOTE]Check out Pratumnak, quite a few gentlemans clubs up there.

[QUOTE=LovingAsia; 1295317]Hi,

If I go into a go-go or disco such as Insomnia, can I expect to have much of a conversation with the girls. Enough to get to know them? I heard the ladies in the Phils have better command of english.[/QUOTE]Sure, it's loud and all that but if you want to talk, don't be surprised if you end up buying the girl and her whole posse drinks. The longer you chat and more rounds. Don't forget you're the dude with money at the table, they won't be buying you rounds so it's your dime. One of my favourite girls I met on Walking Street (I was already loaded) and I started talking to a real sweetie. She thought I was interested in her older friend and I said no. I liked her. So she invited me to insomnia with them.

I bought a few rounds at the table and everyone thought I was the best thing ever. So they encourage my new friend to go with me. Which she did. The next morning when I offered her 1500bt for the LT (I even woke her and said I wanted another round) after which I said she should take a motorbike home (hint to leave)

I realized I made an expensive mistake when I realized price didn't come up the night before. For a girl her age and calabre - based on BKK prices, I was thinking 3000 baht but wanted to start low on price so we would end up at 3K. Well, when I offered her 1, 500 she look like a deer in the headlights. She said "for what?"! Man did I feel dirty and embarressed. So I just said for clothes so that she can really be looking sexy next time I saw her. I guess I could have got her for free.

She came to BKK 2 weeks later and stayed with me for months.

Sorry, I went on there. Yes, you can talk and have fun but you inherit her table and friends / FLs. So you maybe buying rounds.

[QUOTE=Simon36;1296523]Check out Pratumnak, quite a few gentlemans clubs up there.[/QUOTE]The club on the left Soi as you go up the hill towards Jomtien is called the Jade Garden it is in the Soi with an arched entrance set back from the main road and is on the right about 100 mts down.

There is also a newish place called the Sapphire Lodge opposite the Asia Pattaya Hotel which I haven't visited but intend to on my next trip in about 3 weeks time.

I have taken a few girls from both Kinnaree and Rioja ST on site and I have found some nice gems in both places.

My last 2 visits to Rioja were most worthwhile for the nice girls there.

[QUOTE=Orange Crust;1296598]Sure, it's loud and all that but if you want to talk, don't be surprised if you end up buying the girl and her whole posse drinks. The longer you chat and more rounds. Don't forget you're the dude with money at the table, they won't be buying you rounds so it's your dime. One of my favourite girls I met on Walking Street (I was already loaded) and I started talking to a real sweetie. She thought I was interested in her older friend and I said no. I liked her. So she invited me to insomnia with them.Yes, you can talk and have fun but you inherit her table and friends / FLs. So you maybe buying rounds.[/QUOTE]I beg to differ. There have been many a night when women have invited me to their table to drink on the bottle of Remy or Absolut or Blend 285 they bought and the hookah they are paying for. As a matter of fact that has happened more times to me than times I have bought any woman a drink in the clubs there. And I have never gone up to a girl in a group and been requested to buy all of them a drink (unless it was a group of 2. But I didn't oblige. I only bought the drink for the one I was interested in). A couple of weeks ago a girl bought a bottle of Hennessey to drink with my cousin. They didn't finish the bottle and she left it there in his name. She even got him a VIP card to the place.

[QUOTE=Orange Crust; 1296598]The next morning when I offered her 1500bt for the LT (I even woke her and said I wanted another round) after which I said she should take a motorbike home (hint to leave)

I realized I made an expensive mistake when I realized price didn't come up the night before. For a girl her age and calabre. Based on BKK prices, I was thinking 3000 baht but wanted to start low on price so we would end up at 3K. Well, when I offered her 1, 500 she look like a deer in the headlights. She said "for what?"! Man did I feel dirty and embarressed.[/QUOTE]Here come the BKKers trying to screw up my beloved Pattaya by overpaying the disco girls. LOL. One more time: LT FL Disco = 1000 baht! You don't need a discussion the night before. Just fork over the 1000 when you are ready for her to leave. OC you found out that there is a thin line between pro and non-pro in those discos. Many girls have regular jobs and just go there to have fun and will go home with you on GP. The thing is that you don't know who those girls are because they are all mixed in so it is the luck of the draw. In some cases it may be best to wait until the girl is ready to go the next day and asks about payment. Like the one who bought the Hennessey. She has her own salon in Pattaya. She never asked my cousin for any money. But he screwed it up because he likes to go to the same damn discos every night and openly butterfly around like nobody sees him. It's okay for the guy on vacation but when you live there and the chicks are used to seeing you, you have to adjust your game accordingly.

[QUOTE=Mr Enternational;1296643]Here come the BKKers trying to screw up my beloved Pattaya by overpaying the disco girls. LOL. One more time: LT FL Disco = 1000 baht! You don't need a discussion the night before. Just fork over the 1000 when you are ready for her to leave. OC you found out that there is a thin line between pro and non-pro in those discos. Many girls have regular jobs and just go there to have fun and will go home with you on GP. The thing is that you don't know who those girls are because they are all mixed in so it is the luck of the draw. In some cases it may be best to wait until the girl is ready to go the next day and asks about payment. Like the one who bought the Hennessey. She has her own salon in Pattaya. She never asked my cousin for any money. But he screwed it up because he likes to go to the same damn discos every night and openly butterfly around like nobody sees him. It's okay for the guy on vacation but when you live there and the chicks are used to seeing you, you have to adjust your game accordingly.[/QUOTE]The last few posts have shown the dismal quality in some of the gogos in Patts, how is the quality in the discos? I like my women pretty and without see-section scars. It doesn't matter if they're light skinned or dark skinned.

[QUOTE=Tony Hoeprano;1296662]The last few posts have shown the dismal quality in some of the gogos in Patts, how is the quality in the discos? I like my women pretty and without see-section scars. It doesn't matter if they're light skinned or dark skinned.[/QUOTE]Last time I was in Pattaya (late March) I took an extensive tour of over 25 go-go bars.

There are plenty of beautiful young ladies. No worries about that!

And, remember guys, fugly girls often try a lot harder than their beautiful, spoiled sisters. ;)

Maybe I'll go over there tonight and look around some more. :)

It's my 1st visit to Pats later this year, and I'd like to know about current prices. I don't wish to spoil the market by overpaying.

Go-go s.

Beer / Ladydrinks =?

ST and LT =?

Insomnia.

Soft drinks =?

Beer =?

ST = 500B.

LT = 1000B.

Cheers

[QUOTE=Fon Tok; 1296666]Last time I was in Pattaya (late March) I took an extensive tour of over 25 go-go bars.

There are plenty of beautiful young ladies. No worries about that!

And, remember guys, fugly girls often try a lot harder than their beautiful, spoiled sisters. .

Maybe I'll go over there tonight and look around some more.[/QUOTE]It's almost always been my experience that the stunners do not give the best experience. The next level down girls often do much better for less money.

i was in pattaya for the weekend, and wow it is such a nice time to be there.

tourists are at their lowest, most bars and gogo's are going almost customer less.

i went to bars around soi lk metro and went to the world famous devil's den, but i was apparently the first customer in 3 days,

in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s too, i was the first customer at 12 noon.

most gogos and sports bar were aggressively pulling in customers and beers were going at rock bottom prices at 49 bahts.

i always gave preference to bangkok over pattaya, but this time (in low season) , i felt so much welcoming there,

guys time to catch the 100 bahts van to pattaya, from victory monument and in less than 2 hours, you will be in pattaya and be treated like a king.

enjoy

[quote=asslover945; 1296811]i was in pattaya for the weekend, and wow it is such a nice time to be there.

tourists are at their lowest, most bars and gogo's are going almost customer less.

i went to bars around soi lk metro and went to the world famous devil's den, but i was apparently the first customer in 3 days,

in [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s too, i was the first customer at 12 noon.

most gogos and sports bar were aggressively pulling in customers and beers were going at rock bottom prices at 49 bahts.

i always gave preference to bangkok over pattaya, but this time (in low season) , i felt so much welcoming there,

guys time to catch the 100 bahts van to pattaya, from victory monument and in less than 2 hours, you will be in pattaya and be treated like a king.

enjoy[/quote]great. well, i hope it's still like that in late aug / september. was thinking to do split time with ac in phils as well, but pattaya sounds like it offers more. will keep options open. waiting for report from amex sg. when is your trip report coming out? previous reports were very informative.

warning: do not read this report if you're easily bored or really negative / critical. this is all imho and ymmv.

due to my inability to upload files / photos thru isg, pm me your e-mail address & i'll send you my 2012 trip report. 2011 trip report and los guide in pdf+word formats with photos embedded. no nude photos because i don't want to be busted for supposedly kiddie porn (even some of the age 20+ women appear to be ****). i no longer have the phone numbers of any of these sps, sorry.

- approx exchange rate i'm using is b (aht) 30. 0 = us $1 (or b100 = $3. 40)

- i was in pattaya, thailand (los,"land of [vertical] smiles") 30 apr – 29 may 2012. as i only have sex once a year (when i'm vacationing in thailand) so bedding women at bargain prices is my primary focus.

notes:

- i usually take 1/2 a kamagra pill unless i intend to just get just a bj (s).

- i'm using a 24 hr clock format (eg 15:00 = 1500 = 3 pm).

- 1 x los day = my day generally starts as late as 15:00 or as early as 09:00 & it ends the following morning as late as 08:00 or as early as 01:00. i sleep whenever i can and prefer to chill in my hotel room when it's hot & sunny outside.

- round = for me a sex session involving 0 to 3 x pops; pop = ejaculation.

- friend grade a is great, b is good, c is ok, d is bad, f is foul.

her overall grade = looks (face 25 % weighted + body 25% weighted) + service (50% weighted, gfe + st / lt valued price + low maintenance / easy negotiations + sex skills + other intangibles)

- friend # = escort; buddy # = my american buddies.

table of contents.

section 1: logistics.

section 2: internet video weblinks.

section 3: ladies.

section 1: logistics.

1)

a) transportation.

- from airport to patts: paid b1, 000+tip for.

[url]www.pattaya-taxi.com/[/url]

because flight landed too late for bell.

- from patts to airport: paid b200 ($7) for.

[url]www.belltravelservice.com/[/url]

be) patts hotel: i stayed.

[url]www.sanya-nightstar.com/site/[/url]

in the past i also liked staying at.

[url]www.jasminehotel-pattaya.com[/url]

&

[url]www.swissfood.net/hotel.htm[/url]

, each with their pros & cons. all are at ws (i want a short walk, no taxi, at 07:00 after clubbing) , have no joiner fee & hold your lady's i'd card / copy unless you tell them not to.

- bkk hotel:

[url]www.ramadaencorebangkok.com[/url]

nice hotel & excellent location on sukhumvit soi 10 in between (& walking distances to) soi cowboy & nana plaza. i paid total (taxes incl.) b1, 750 ($56) for my 1 night ramada stay.

2) ws mobile store: on soi 15 (to the left of beach gogo) , open 16:00 – 02:00, i bought an unlocked nokia1280 dual-band cellphone (should have bought tri or quad-band as dual-band won't work in the us) for negotiated b800 ($27) (sticker retail price b900 ($30) and a true gsm '1-2-call' sim card for b100 ($3. 40) since 1-2-call has the best reception (the b50 ($1. 70) gsm card has a crappier phone network).

- buying more pre-paid minutes ('top-up') available at any 7-11. to load those minutes ask the 7-11 employee to do it for you or if you have "1-2-call" do this (i got tired of asking 7-11 to do it for me) :

- step 1) on your phone type '*120*'sixteen-digit pin'#' step 2) hit 'send' on your phone.

example: type *120*1234567890123456# then hit 'send' (the 16-digit pin code is on the 7-11 receipt)

3) logbase patts (logistics base) : concentration of useful vendors

a) mostly the row of shops to the left (east) of the ws entrance / sign:

- tu travel (agency) : manager used to work as a translator so speaks excellent english.

- photo vendor: 6 x passport photos for b120 ($4) , photo printing in <24 hrs b10 / ea or in <.5 hr b20 / ea.

- explorer internet café: open 24/7, full-page color print-out b30 / page (i think b10 / page for black & white)

- friendship mart: mostly cheaper than 7-11 (friendship supermarket is east another. 4 mi (.7 km)

- sawadee massage: b850 ($29) body scrub+coconut milk moisturizer+thai massage deal, takes 2. 5+ hrs.

- skin spa: facial scrub, etc, in clean, modern facilities with good prices.

- barbershop: b80 ($2. 70) for a haircut, b20 to add shampoo / hair-washing.

be) intersection of soi 14 & 15:

- bm pharmacy: cheap meds.

- medical clinic: open 24/7, treat injuries or get prescriptions.

4) tailor: exclusive textile co, ltd manager is rohit 087-540-2989.

- located across from the southeast corner of tukcom, they're a fabric wholesaler (so look for the store with lots of fabric rolls, hard to miss) supplying most of patts' tailoring shops. they can also use their fabric inventory to make you tailored goods, passing savings on to you. prices:

sport jacket b2, 500 ($83)

vest b1, 200 ($40)

pants b1, 400 ($47)

suit (2 pc) before. 000 ($133)

shirt b500 ($17, button-down shirt, long-sleeve or short-sleeve)

i like both nini tailor (on 2nd road across from marriott) and exclusive textile, each with their pros / cons.

5) misc.

a) theprassit night market on fri / sat / sun, opens 17:00; excellent, diverse eateries & good clothes buying.

be)

[url]www.pattayafloatingmarket.com[/url]

free entrance, b200 ($7) for one-way car ride from ws to it.

see) good health dental clinic just east of the sikh temple, it was b1, 000 ($34) for their high-tech deep cleaning (only b500 ($17) for a basic cleaning). dentist said i didn't have any cavities and i didn't need x-rays (which costs b300 ($10) but in 2013 i'll try a different dentist to get a second opinion, maybe.

[url]http://www.dentalsmilepattaya.com/[/url]

the) jogging beach road (aka coconut bar) : one-way it's 1. 7 mi (2. 8 km)

section 2: internet video weblinks.

from youtube.

- pattaya overview (ws, s6, cb, etc)

[url]http://bit.ly/kcny4w[/url]

- ws (walking street)

[url]http://bit.ly/kcm3un[/url]

or.

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hzqix_ouj0&feature=related[/url]

- s6 (soi 6) snippits.

[url]http://bit.ly/m3prxc[/url]

- s7 (soi 7)

[url]http://bit.ly/kcs7vy[/url]

- cb (coconut bar ie the beach side of br (beach road)

[url]http://bit.ly/m3unvw[/url]

- thai escorts.

[url]http://bit.ly/kciuua[/url]

- songkran (water festival)

[url]http://bit.ly/kclil7[/url]

- p4p industry.

[url]http://bit.ly/kct33i[/url]

section 3: ladies.

day 1) mon / 30 apr, so-so good.

plane lands 17:30, leave airport 19:00, arrive patts 20:30, in the ws gogos at 21:00

friend 1 see photo lek, overall b = service b + face b + body a, wouldn't do bjs.

lt b1, 200 ($40) , age 21, jomtien office worker.

met friend 1 lek + her thick friend at marine disco at 02:00, danced with both and offered to buy 'them drinks so thick friend accepted but friend 1 lek declined. at 02:45 friend 1 lek agrees to go with me lt so at my hotel we did round 1 with 1 x pop, she slept 04:00 – 09:30 (i drifted in & out) , round 2 with 1 x pop, slept 10:00. 12:00, we had b100 ($3. 40) lunch 12:00. 13:00, i was denied round 3 (which irritated me) before she hurriedly left at 13:00. wouldn't do bjs. i try to cajole her in to round 3, saying 'you and me, good boom-boom' (i worked a lot harder than usual when i was tapping her during round 1 and 2) to which she replied 'so-so. ' ouch.

a week or so later at marine disco i'm looking at her thinking she's cute & looks vaguely familiar, then she reminds me that we had been together. i forego getting her again because she doesn't do bjs and she had denied me round 3.

day 2) tue / 1 may, mom's the broker.

friend 2 see photo, overall b = service a + face b + body c.

total lt b1, 020 ($34) = lt b1, 000 + taxi b20, age 28, total 3 x rds = total 5 x pops.

at 02:00 i met friend 2 and her age 48 mom on ws, mom spoke some english so brokered the deal. said they had just arrived to patts but who knows (i give all these women the benefit of a doubt). at the hotel we have drinks at buddy 1's room, at his insistence, with his bargirl but to my irritation since it was delaying road 1. at 03:00 friend 2 and i do round 1, and in between naps we do road 2 & 3 and during one of those rounds i popped 3 times (side effect from the kamagra). she leaves around 12 noon.

3) wed / 2 may, unpoppable.

friend 3, overall b = service a + face b + body c

st b500 ($17).1 kid. 0 x pop.

around 02:00 i'm tipsy and walking br with buddy 1. i come across friend 3, she drives us on her motorbike to my hotel, commences with a bbbj. when it was time to finish, no matter how much i tried with my hand-party (masturbation) , i couldn't. between the alcohol, lack of sleep. 5 x pops the previous night, mini-me was tapped out.

day 4) thu / 3 may, milf.

friend 4 kwang (?) see photo, overall a = service a + face a + body a.

total st b1, 100 = bf b300 + lady fee b700 + tip b100.

15:00 at soi 6 lick bar, age 20 with 5 yr old kid. yes, she had her kid when she was age 15, and yet now her body is flawless with no traces of childbirth. excellent bj and intercourse but unwilling to try anal.

day 5) fri / 4 may, mean girl.

friend 5 wen, overall b = service b + face a + body a.

lt b1, 500 ($50).

it was raining hard around 05:00 and i was having my usual water (b30 ($1) + the usual tip b20 so the waitresses / employees are always wanting me to come back to order water / a drink) at goldstar bar (aka new star bar) on soi diamond & ws, across from candyshop disco. saw wen walk by so i chased after her, us both getting soaked by the rain. offered her a drink, she joined me and she ordered a water. currently she was a fl and she was coy about where she used to work (turns out it was soi 6). we agree on lt b1, 500. about 05:30 was round 1 and she gave excellent head including this really sexy thing where she's holding the base of my cock and slaps mini-me's head against her mouth / tongue (first time any woman's done that slapping thing with mini-me). during intercourse she tells me she's horny because she hasn't had sex / a customer in 2 weeks. (cry me a river, before 2012 friend 1 on 30 apr i hadn't had sex since my los oct-nov 2011 trip). i'm exhausted from all the thrusting but she finally climaxes, i pop for the first time then we rest. just before sleep she tells me that i can do her while she's sleeping, just wear a condom. sadly i didn't have the power to take her up on that offer. around 11:00 we're both awake, do round 2 and then she left.

she had this hot model look but i never bothered trying to hook up with her again because she had this haughty attitude (and she had the intelligence / bachelor's degree / witty english to back it up with) and i thought that if i had her again, she may not be as smoking hot as i remember her to be, so i'll just preserve / savor the memory i have of her stunner bod and face, especially when mini-me was slapping her mouth / tongue. she wouldn't let me take her photo because as she said 'have one farang go soi 6 and take photo of many lady he boom-boom and put it on internet' and she was worried i'the do something similar. absurd.

day 6) sat / 5 may, teenie.

friend 6, overall b = service b + face c + body a

total st b520 = st b500 + taxi b20.

met her on br and she said she was age 19 and had i'd which i should have checked (i just assumed if they were willing to provide an i'd then they're 18+). i just remember her having a good body, ok face, ok sex but the price was right. i took a photo of her but weeks later when my friend 14 sen saw the photo, friend 14 sen said she knew friend 6 from br and that she was age 16. so of course i deleted the photo.

day 7) sun / 6 may, miss six-pack.

friend 7 see photo, overall a = service a + face c + body a, cherry ass (?)

total st b600 ($20) = st b500 + tip b100, age 19, half (or full?) cambodian, age 20, normally works at pacha beer bar on soi 7.

i think this was the night i got drunk on sangsom (thai whiskey) bottle service at basilisk bar at new simon beerbar complex on ws. after buddy 1 did what he could do to get me drunk (i'm a dumb, happy drunk so he thinks it's hilarious when i'm wasted) , he helped me back to the hotel about 03:00. somehow i fell asleep in room 302's bed (right below my room 402) , woke up at 05:00 wondering why the hell it was so hot (aircon was off) , wondering where my netbook (small laptop) was and why the room looked different (because i was in the wrong room but fortunately the guest staying there checked out that morning) and i decided to go out.

when you have insomnia, the best place to go is insomnia. so i was there until 06:30 when it closed, got hungry and walked soi marine towards marine seafood. it was closed and the dining options were limited. friend 7 flirts with me as she's eating with her 2 friends. at 07:30 i decide to hang out at jp bar (on soi marine next to yakuza burger) and apparently that's where the freelancers are from 05:30/06:30 (when ibar / insomnia closes) until at least 10:00. i'm talking to the different fls but they balk at st b500 / lt b1, 000. friend 7 is at jp bar, flirts with me and grabs my sunglasses so i had to pursue her to retrieve them. we agree on st b600 and at 09:00 we're in my room. she showers, comes out and says 'don't get angry' and i'm thinking, 'crap, she's a ladyboy. ' nope, her period just started so we can cancel the st or she can do a bj. i said that's ok and it turns out she gives good head. i had mentioned anal intercourse earlier and she says out of the blue, let's try it.

so i tap in her cherry (?) ass. her face is ok but her body was toned to where i could feel her 4-pack or 6-pack abs, which i like. for whatever reason i hadn't taken any kamagra but mini-me rose up to the challenge of tapping her backdoor. she was very flattering, saying i looked 25 though i was 35, and that i also boom-boomed like a guy age 25. she asked if i had taken viagra, i said no but i have some and does she want me to take it? she said 'no, you take, you kill me' with all the fuck ass we were doing. about 10:00 she asks if she can sleep in my aircon room for a bit since her room has no aircon, and that she'll even pay me b100 ($3. 40) to do so. i said no prob. around 13:00 i have to kick her out since i'm meeting buddy 1 but i paid her the full st b600 = b500 (with the b100 discount since she used my aircon room for sleep) + tip b100 (her bj and anus made me happy). later i see her at pacha beerbar on soi 7 but she ignored me, i ignored her, she sent me angry sms texts, we made up but we never did hook up again.

day 8) mon / 7 may, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s

friend 8 poo, overall a = service a + face b + body b, cim, age 19.

total st b900 ($30) = bf b700 (at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s that covers use of the st room upstairs, bf and the lady's fee for giving you a bj) + tip b100 + ld b100.

at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord901][CodeWord901][/url]'s on soi lk metro i picked poo because she was age 22, no kids, her face was cute enough (needs to wax the peach fuzz though) and her body looked decent. in the room she was willing to remove all her clothes except for her panties, which is fine since i just wanted to see / fondle what turned out to be her nice breasts. she had superb technique and spent about 40 min on the bj with the occasional breaks to wipe up her excess drool dripping down mini-me and to teasingly complain about why i took so long to finish. i thought about going to the hour mark but decided i wanted to climax so i finished with cim (which is standard at bj bars such as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] and bliss lounge). back downstairs at the bar i bought her a ld, which seemed to be the cost of a regular (man / customer drink) + b40 surcharge which i guess is the lady's commission. sadly she no longer works at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url].

day 9) tue / 8 may, siam reap, overall b = service b + face b + body b, age 22, 3-holer.

total lt $90 = fine $70 (which covers bf + lady fee) + tip $20 (the escort seemed determined to get a fat $30+ tip and i think the tip is considered an essential part of her pay system)

did a 1 night package tour (ground transportation, hotel, all meals, guides, tours) to siam reap / angkor what / et al with buddy 1. after all the tours / dinner about 21:00 our taxi drove us to ktv (korean tv) joint per our instruction, inside mamasan showed us 2 batches of girls (approx 10+ girls per batch) and said it was st $50 (st hotel within walking distance) or lt $70 with lady staying with you until 05:00. i had to pay the lt $70 upfront to the mamasan, at my lucky angkor hotel (i don't recommend it due to distant location & joiner fee) i had to pay $5 joiner fee for bringing an outside 'masseuse', and in my room about 22:00 was round 1. during round 1 i wanted bbbj and she said 'you tip me $30' and i said '4 blowjobs' she said 'no' so i said '$30, 3 blowjobs no condom' and she said 'ok. ' during round 1 she did bbbj and surprisingly, anal, really well. round 2 was just bbbj and stupidly, bareback vaginal intercourse (we were both hot for each other at the time). around 01:00 i woke up to her sitting on top of me staring, asking 'you take me to angkor what? ' (my reply: 'no, i go with my friend') and 'you marry me? ' (my reply: 'no' thinking this'll turn in to that movie fatal attraction). she say 'i go now' and got dressed so i only tipped her $20 saying 'you only do 2 blowjobs, ' and she begrudgingly accepted the reduced tip then left.

so it was 02:00 and i was still afflicted with insomnia so i got dressed & found a motorbike taxi for a $4 ride from my hotel to downtown / pub street. it was dead so i had some cambodian street food and like everything i ate on the tour (at the tourist-friendly eateries) , it was crap. at 04:30 i get back to my hotel and call it a night.

day 10) wed / 9 may, insufficient.

friend 10 see photo, overall c = service b + face c + body c.

total st b1, 000 = bf b300 + st b700. 1 kid, age 24.

she works at a beerbar at the pattaya beer garden complex (officially named 'sirens') and in oct 2011 i had bought her a lady drink after finding out she was a 3-holer. in nov 2011 when i wanted to bf her (she was my safety / plan b / contingency girl) , some guy had bf'the her for 2 weeks so i was out of luck. now it was may 2012, she was available so i negotiated her lt lady fee to be b1, 500 ($50) + bf. we met up with buddy 1 and his bargirl, got drinks and smoked some shisha / hookah but i wasn't interested in shooting pool so we went to my room so i could get round 1 out of my system. total disappointment as she wasn't' a 3-holer, just bj and vaginal. her bj and vaginal skills were mediocre and the pregnancy wasn't kind to her body. so we re-negotiated to st, i wanting to pay her b500, her wanting b700 which i agreed to so she left about 23:00. such a letdown.

friend 11 see photo, overall b = service b + face b + body a.

st b700, age 21.

i think around 01:00 i found her on br and thought she was **** because of her outfit (kiddy colorful striped dress) and french bob haircut. i agree to pay b700 since she had no kid, at my room it turned out she had a great body but we just weren't sexually compatible. she left my room seemingly dissatisfied with the insufficient boom-boom, but i was happy getting my rocks off. photo was taken as she dashed out of my room rather disappointed with the sex. oh, well.

day 11) thu / 10 may, runner.

friend 12, overall c = service c + face b + body c.

st b1, 000, 1 kid.

about 04:00 on ws i encounter her and her ugly friend. friend 12 works at a soi 8 beerbar. i make them laugh and get friend 12 to go with me for lt b1, 200. at my room she gets a phone call and says her friend needs b1, 000 now, can i pay that now. i'm skeptical, friend 12 says she'll leave her purse in my room while she meets her friend outside to give her the b1, 000 and that friend 12 will return to the room and stay with me until 10:00. friend 12 returns to my room, we do 1 x pop ending in a cof. 30 min later i did a 2nd pop and friend 12 says that i've had my 2 x pops so she's leaving now. i'm irritated but i'm not going to argue, so i say bye. friend 12 wants the remaining b200 since we had agreed upon lt b1, 200, i say 'you go early, i no pay more' and she leaves. had i not given the b1, 000 earlier (maybe b500 instead) , i would have further docked her pay for reneging on staying with me until 10:00 (in my hopes that i'the get 3 to 4 x pops in total).

day 12) fri / 11 may, forgettable.

friend 13 see photo, overall b = service b + face b + body b.

st b700, age 23.

i don't remember anything about her (she's either from br or ws) except vaguely that she had a good body.

friend 14 sen see photo (1st of 3 hires) , sen.

total st b600 = st b500 + tip b100.

met her on br, her bj skills were awesome but i did fall asleep (stupid insomnia) for a bit. she spent 40+ min on the bj (with me on the love seat and then on the bed) but wouldn't take cim. nonetheless i tipped her b100 and eventually hired a 2nd and 3rd time, whereas in the past i would rarely hire the same escort a 2nd time and up until this trip, never a 3rd time.

friend 15 see photo (i also did her in 2011 which is when this photo was taken) , overall c = service b + face b + body f, cof.

total fl st b540 = st b500 + tip b40.

on br i recognized her from 2011 and decided to hire her again though she seemed to gain some weight. big mistake as once she was in my room and naked it was obvious she gained 12+ lbs and i asked if she was pregnant, she said she never had a kid and the fat was from visiting her mom for a bit and eating too much home-cooking. though she offered to lose her cherry ass to me for a bonus b100, i was so turned off by the fatness that mini-me couldn't even do her cherry ass. she was relieved to not do anal even if it meant foregoing the b100 bonus. i tipped her b40 out of sympathy but hiring her out of nostalgia & a vague memory of her doing a good bj was a big mistake since i could sense that she had gotten lardy.

day 13) sat / 12 may, forget you.

friend 16, total st b600 = fl st b500 + tip b100. i don't remember anything about this chick and my notes are severely lacking.

friend 17 see photo, som, overall b = service b + face c + body b. 3-holer.

total fl lt b1, 000, age 23 with an age 5 (?) kid.

i had first met her in oct 2008 when i bf'the her from worldwide agogo and it was a great gfe but we were not sexually compatible (during woman-on-top she was nearing climax but it was so painful for me that i told her to get off just before she could finish). in 2009 (?) until present she was working airport gogo so i'the run in to her each yr and we remained on friendly terms. the previous night i ran in to her+3 co-workers / airport gogos at insomnia. som was drunk so slept it off at my room (no hanky panky).

tonight about 04:00 after she had gotten off work she said she wanted to sleep at my room again. in my room she wanted sex, i asked 'how much? ' she says 'up to you' so i say 'b10' she looked unhappy so i double it to 'b20. ' i used to think pierced tongues were sexy and enhance fellatio but i've learned that mini-me doesn't like metal / pierced tongues rubbing against him so the bj (som has a tongue piercing) was ok. the vaginal intercourse was ok. som had tried anal before and was willing to do it with me, so the anal intercourse was good. when we woke up we did round 2. i take her to the pattaya orphanage and to see 'the avengers' movies at central festival mall. 6th floor, like i promised (in 2008 when i had bf'the her, my room's a / see was so cold she caught a cold which i felt guilty for and now 4 yrs later i said i would make it up to her by taking her to see 'the avengers'). at my room again we chat and as she leaves she wants payment. i pretend to give her b10, then b20 and of course she's insulted though i remind her 'before you say b20, up to you. ' i end up giving her lt b1, 000, which was what i was expecting to pay all along. she seemed happy and left. we're still on good terms but lt b1, 000 with her again would not work for me. aside from her being a 3-holer, we're just not sexually compatible. i did ask if any of her friends / co-workers at airport gogo would go fl with me, and she laughed and said not for lt b1, 000.

day 14) sun / 13 may. 3 hours.

friend 18 see photo, overall b = service b + face c + body c.

st b700. age 23, 1 kid.

at 05:00 i meet her at insomnia. i'm too tired to negotiate much so i agree to b700 and didn't find out until we were in my room and it was too late that she had a kid. her body was ok, face is too old, sex was ok. during intercourse i get a moderately-painful cramp in my right leg then it's ok, then a less painful cramp in my left leg then it's ok, then a mild cramp in my right leg again. friend 18 says her leg was cramping up (don't know if that was truthful, out of sympathy for me or just trust trying to drum up sympathy for more money). at 06:00 we fall asleep, at 09:00 we wake, i pay her b700 (which she accepts but says she normally gets st b1, 000) and she leaves. i remind myself to drink more water and eat some bananas (re-hydration and potassium) to prevent further cramps.

day 15) mon / 14 may,

friend 19 see photo, overall b = service b + face d + body b.

st b500. 1 kid. found her on br, maybe around 18:00. not a big fan of her face but turned out she had a good body.

friend 14 sen again (see previous photo; 2nd of 3 hires)

total st b600 = lady fee b100 + tip b500. cherry ass.

sometime after midnight i was on br and saw sen again. last time i paid her b500 + tip b100 and she jokingly said this time i can pay her b100 + tip b500, which i'm amenable to. at my place she says there was a euro john who offered her b2, 000 to pop her cherry ass, but because he was 'too big' it was too painful during insertion, so she missed out on the b2, 000 bonus. since we had history (during the 1st hire i fell asleep on her) , she was comfortable with me and i 'not big' so i popped her (supposedly) cherry ass for no additional bonus / cost. my guess as to why women let me tap their (cherry) asses, usually for free, is that aside from me being a good, hansum man who will go really slow & use plenty of lube, is that i'm 'not big' so it can't be that painful and anal intercourse is taboo so it turns them on. if it's their virgin / cherry ass popping then they might as well do it with me before they move in to the big leagues / johns with the big payoffs / bonuses.

day 16) tue / 15 may, triple.

friend 20 (1st of 4 hires) , shalita, overall b = service a + face a + body b, cim, cof.

extended st b900. age 23, 1 kid.

found her on br at 14:00 and we agree upon st b600. she later tells me that she's usually working coconut bar between 13:00 – 19:00 (after 19:00 she usually has a lt or may call it a day). at my place the 1st bj + cim was so good i asked her about staying with me 4 hrs (14:30 – 18:30) for extended st b900 instead of st b600 1 x pop. she said ok and on my 2nd pop it was on her stomach and the 3rd pop was cof. i would have hired her for lt but i had to meet my buddies at 19:00.

friend 21, overall b = service a + face b + body c.

fl lt b1, 000. age 24, 1 kid. she's a dancer at sweethearts agogo.

on ws around 04:00 i came across friend 21 and her friend, made my indecent proposal to friend 21 for st b500, lt b1, 000 and she wanted to do lt b1, 000. i had beer goggles on and once at my place i realized that her body wasn't impressive at all but it was nice to find a low maintenance / easy to negotiate with off-duty gogo. sex with her was ok and she said she worked sweethearts but her face / body was just ok. when i went to that gogo on 18 may (she said she was working that night) to buy her a ld i couldn't find her (and i didn't remember her name so the waitresses / dancers couldn't help me find her).

a couple nights earlier around 03:45 i met a monet (like the painter's paintings, the chick's face doesn't look good up close) who finished work at happy gogo and she scoffed at my st b500, lt b1, 000 and quoted me lt b3, 000 (that's happy gogo retail, no freakin' fl discount other than avoiding the bf b600).15 minutes later i ran in to a group of 5 dancers who just got off work from baccara gogo and the best (which isn't saying much) of the 5 i spoke to wanted lt b3, 000, which all her friends / co-workers said was a fair price since they worked baccara. i didn't even bother negotiating as at a 'discounted' lt b2, 500 (though absent any bf) i still wasn't interested. if she (and the happy gogo dancer) were gogo stunners i'the go up to lt b1, 500, maybe even lt b2, 000 but they were the subpar girls from happy / baccara. apparently they never got the memo about fls only being paid lt b1, 000 if ok-looking, lt b1, 500+ if good-looking or a stunner, by cheap charlies such as myself.

day 17) wed / 16 may, starfish.

friend 22, overall c = service c + face c + body c.

st b500. don't remember anything / have any notes on this one except that i had 1 x pop and she was a starfish. i probably met her on br.

day 18) thu / 17 may, sirens.

friend 23 see photo won.

overall a = service a + face b + body c. cim, cherry ass.

total fl st b660 = lady b500 + tip b100 + tip b60. age 23,

don't remember if she had a kid. she works at pattaya beer garden complex (aka sirens) , patty bar #99. at 10:00 i was walking on br in front of sirens complex when i ran in to her (i think she was headed home). though i could tell she had a tina turner physique (short and muscular which isn't my type) i offered st b500, lt b1, 000 and she accepted. at my room she's eager to please and though i appreciated her eagerness for long bouts of giving me head, her tongue piercings just uncomfortably rubbed against mini-me. she offered to take out the tongue piercing but i said it was ok since we were only doing st. after the anal sex we finished with cim. at 11:30 she left my place and i paid her b500 + tip b100 and said i'the visit her at her bar. that night at her bar i considered buying her a ld (b120+?) but decided to just give her tip b60 (whereas from a ld she would get b30 – b50) , and tip her 3 other co-workers b20 / ea, which came out to b120 anyway. i prefer to dole out b120 in b20 tips than buy 1 x ld for the same price.

during our session while in my bed i did my usual mo (modus operandi ie standard procedure) to enter the backdoor. while in the missionary position i grabbed my bottle of durex play lube, apply it to the tip of my middle finger while the escort is watching me knowing what i have in mind. maintaining some eye contact and with mini-me still inside vaginally, i lube up her sphincter and slowly insert my middle finger in to her anus. occasionally thrusting (in & out) mini-me, i then slowly withdraw mini-me from her vagina while simultaneously working my finger deeper in to her anus. once mini-me is out and my middle finger had been as deep as the 2nd knuckle, i remove my finger from her bunghole and apply lube to the condom, especially around mini-me's head as its initial entry is the hardest part of scoring some anal sex. of course all the while the lady is looking at me somewhat incredulous (especially if she has a cherry ass) and maybe giving some instructions on how i should do it, or expressing her concern that it'll hurt. then i slowly insert mini-me in to her rectum.

2011 was the first time i did a thai girl / escort anally and my old mo was to offer my hand for the girl to bite down on. i thought just the mere offer of my hand to bite on makes the chick brace for the worst so i changed it up in 2012. now the initial entry is still missionary position but with mini-me in her vagina, my middle finger to probe her anus before mini-me pops in.

friend 24 see photo appon, overall a = service a + face b + body b.

total st b580 = b500 + tip b80.

about 16:00 riding the songtaew (aka baht bus) southbound on br with buddy 2, i spotted friend 24. i buzzed the songtaew to stop, got off and spoke to her. later i found out that she was only at coconut bar for 10 min, talking to her friend when i approached her, so i was lucky to find her before she was poached by another lucky devil. she agreed to st b500 but as i didn't have any small bills (only b500 and b1, 000) i had to borrow b20 from her to pay for the songtaew ride for the 2 of us back to my hotel. i stopped at friendship mini-mart at logbase to get some things and some smaller bills but forgot to make sure i got b20s. at my room she gave an amazing bj and handjob combo (typically i don't care for hjs). upon completion i gave her b500 + b100 and i pointed out to her that i still didn't have any b20s but the b100 was to cover re-paying her the b20 i borrowed and her tip. she left happy. few days later i wanted to hire her again but she didn't respond to my sms / texts, so we were never re-united.

friend 25 see 2011 photo (i did her in 2011) ta, overall a = service a + face c + body a.

lt b1, 200. 3-holer. age 20.

i had ran in to ta on br a few days earlier, we remembered each other and i got her phone number. that night about 22:00 i texted her for a st b600, lt b1, 200 and she agreed to lt. about 01:00 we met in front of candyshop disco, stopped by buddy 3's room on the upper floor of grand hotel (soi 14, near my hotel) to partake a bit of his house party / drinks, then got to my place at 02:00. in 2011 she wanted cbj and didn't spend long on bbbj. in 2012 she took her time at bbbj which made me happy and even better was that she was now a 3-holer. had 2 x rounds (total 2 x pops) with her.

day 19) fri / 18 may, that's it.

friend 14 sen again (3rd of 3 hires)

total st b700 = lady b500 + tip b200.

about 17:00 i saw sen on br again. she would not do lt so i had to constantly hire for st for the sake of her amazing bjs: no complaining ever and she does the bj for as long as i want. she said that the 2nd time we were together and we did anal, she didn't feel right a few days after. i felt kinda guilty so at the end of the session i paid her b500 + tip b200 (b100 more than the previous 2 hires). we parted on good terms again.

friend 26 cindy, overall b = service a + face b + body c.

total st b800 = bf / lady fee b700 + tip b100. cim.

me and my 2 x buddies were at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] about 19:00 and i immediately selected friend 26 cindy before anybody else could. in the room i reminded her that i wanted her to take off her clothes, she took off her top / bra which was enough for me when i realized she was kinda thick (could lose maybe 7+ lbs). nevertheless she had a sexy face that reminded me of eva mendes, she did the bj for 30+ minutes and we finished with cim. downstairs i tipped her b100 instead of buying her a ld.

friend 27, overall b = service a + face c + body c.

total lt b1, 020 = b1, 000 + taxi b20.

after midnight i walked north on br and it was slim pickings that night. after initially passing up on friend 27, since i couldn't find any other reasonably priced br escort i back-tracked to friend 27 who had agreed earlier to do lt b1, 000. her face was ok and once naked at my place her body turned out to be a c (i thought it would be a d) , helped in part by the fact she never had kids. intercourse was ok but she had no complaints with doing the bj for long periods. had 2 x rounds (2 x pops) , also gave her taxi money and considered her my br safety. on subsequent nights i would see her again, i don't think she gets hired a lot because when she's sitting she really slouches (scoliosis?) , and she sits closer to the beach then the road so johns have a harder time seeing / communicating with her.

day 20) sat / 19 may, fond memories.

friend 28 see left 2012 photo, (also did her in 2011, see right photo) , overall a = service a + face b + body b.

st b500. on br about 18:00, she doesn't remember me but i remember her having a good body albeit it was ok sex. it was nice that she quoted me st b500, no haggling necessary. she said she used to work at a jomtien beerbar but decided to just work for herself.

friend 29 see photo, overall a = service a + face b + body b.

lt b1, 500, cherry ass. 3-holer, age 19.

i met her either at ws, insomnia or maybe marine disco, about 03:00. she's childless and 19, i was too tired to continue the hunt, so i agreed to her lt b1, 500. 04:00 we're in my room and she doesn't do much for bjs, but i was able to tap her cherry ass. she was reluctant to since it might hurt, but since she has cushion for the pushin' and i never got up to full ramming speed (i deliberately kept it slow to reduce pain) so it worked out fine for her from what i could tell. we slept and did round 2 about 10:30, no anal, i think just vaginal (or maybe i just had a hand-party and jizzed on her stomach).11:30 i buy her lunch at boat bakery (her thai dish + my drink was only b60+) and we part ways.

day 21) sun / 20 may, bliss lounge.

friend 30, overall b = service a + face c + body c.

total b800 = lady / bf b700 + tip b100. with buddy 4 for the first time i went to bliss lounge (on third roadatsoi excite (spelling?) , across from where x-cyte (sp?) disco used to be) , which is just about. 7+ mi (1+ km) east of [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. i had heard that until recently bliss charged total b600 (including bf+lady fee+use of standard st room upstairs) but the price was now total b700, same as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]. it was 15:00 and my only time going to bliss so it was hard to tell if bliss had better women. i would guess that [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] has more women with most being ok or ugly looking and a couple of cuties whereas bliss' escorts were fewer but on average kinda cute.

same business model as [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] but bliss' standard room upstairs has an easy chair and a bed, albeit twin-sized mattress. at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] to get the room with a bed, full (?) sized, [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url]' friend 26 cindy told me it was b1, 400 instead of b700 but included fs, not just a bj. at bliss i did use their facility to shower before & after the bj, i don't know if that's available at [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url].

friend 31, overall c = service c + face b + body c.

total lt b1, 020 = b1, 000 + taxi b20. cherry ass. about 22:00 i thought i found a br bargain when she agreed to lt b1, 000, but that was only the start of the tab.

her story was that a year ago she was a sweethearts gogo dancer, a euro john liked / bf'the her, eventually paid b8, 000 ($260) to release her from her gogo contract. 1 year and 1 week later (now may 2012) they've been boyfriend / girlfriend with him sponsoring her with euro 500 each month (about $620 / month). in aug 2012 he was coming to thailand again to marry her. on 20 may when i met her at coconut bar she needed money because she had spent her month's sponsorship money on shopping the previous day.

she drank a lot, total 9+ x singhas thru-out the course of the night. about 22:30 was round 1 (1 x pop) at my place and she drank 1 x singha from my fridge. it was raining heavily so we played pool at new simon and she had 1 x singha. went to old simon, she had 1 x singha. went to visit her friends' apple beerbar at 'made in thailand' beerbar complex on 2nd road across from central festival mall, there she had 2 x singhas. (fortunately it was an employee / friend's birthday so there was free food & the be-day girl rang the bell once, buying all employees & customers a round of drinks). went to insomnia she had 2 x singhas, at ibar another singha. at 05:00 back at my hotel room she had another singha from my fridge, we did round 2 (1 x pop) , she vomited and clogged my bathroom sink (obviously she was feeling sick from the excessive drinking but possibly due to my love-making) , wanted to go back to her room to sleep, i paid her b1, 000 and she asked for taxi fare and showed me the contents of her purse, bereft of any baht. as i gave her taxi b20, she said she missed her euro boyfriend and wish he was here. give me a break, lady.

when i was out window-shopping on br i had thought it might be nice to go out gfe with my escort: some food, some drinks, a little disco. friend 31 was not the person to do it with, and worst of all she blamed me for her intoxication saying earlier 'you take care of me? ' and after round 2 'why you no take care of me? ' i had hoped her getting buzzed would make her more receptive to popping her cherry ass, but during round 2 while in the doggy style position (maybe that was the problem, we should have been missionary) after a little finger probing i was only able to get mini-me's head in to her butt for a look. she said it was too painful, so there wasn't full insertion, but i'll count it as a cherry poppin' success because 1) after me she may not let another cock get past her sphincter and 2) although full insertion is preferable, mini-me head insertion is a grey area that i'll qualify as cherry-popping.

friend 32 see photo, overall b = service b + face c + body c.

total fl lt b1, 000 = b1, 000 + tip b60, 3-holer, age 21, normally works at dream bar pim 1 at new simon beerbar complex.

my timeline of when i got friend 31 and 32 is definitely off as i did not get them both lt in the same night. whatever day (day 21 or so) i got friend 32, what happened was: about 04:00 i'm walking towards insomnia when i come across 3 ladies from pim beerbar. yu (that's the bargirl's name) and i was on friendly terms so she said how about i take friend 32 (who spoke little english) , i asked lt b1, 000 and does she boom-boom ass, the answer was yes and yes, so deal. at my room friend 32 is too wild for mini-me and with her tongue piercing the bj hurts, when she was rough-riding me on top it hurt (i thought i would suffer a penile fracture) , and things finally got better when we did anal intercourse. she took full insertion / full ramming speed no problem and seemed to enjoy it.

at 09:00 i wake up but it was too late, she was in the bathroom showering and when she came out was fully dressed. since mini-me was afraid of her vagina and bj skills, and had her anally last night so that it was no longer a novel this morning, i just did a hand-party. i got her to lay beside me (fully clothed, i didn't want to make her shower again because i'm just so considerate) , and i jizzed on her kneecap (kneecapped her?). now, a round traditionally involves intercourse or a bj but i only require that of round 1 and subsequent round (s) that she only be with me (eg just laying in bed beside me, but usually we have oral / vaginal / anal intercourse also). besides, every one of my pop's is a result of my hand-party at the end of the round (long story but here's the short story: since 2008 i haven't popped inside a girl's vagina / anus and it's unlikely i'll ever be able to do so again. to pop during cim i have to do a hand-party and a second before climax insert mini-me in to her mouth).

i walk past her / her bar on a few occasions but mostly ignore her. her saving grace was that she was a 3-holer (though truthfully she did her best to please me with her vagina / mouth, but with the language barrier i couldn't communicate how i wanted it done, so we definitely were not sexually compatible). she was studying a book titled 'get rich quick english for bargirls' or something like that. on one of my last nights i stopped by her bar, tipped her b60 ($3) to try to make amends, she seemed happy, and i left at that.

day 22) mon / 21 may. 5 in 6.

friend 20 shalita again (2nd of 4 hires)

total lt b2, 220 = lt b2, 000 (?) + tip b100 + mcdonalds b120, 6 x bjs but only 5 x pops.

via sms i think i offered lt b2, 000 (, at least that's what i wrote in my notes but i don't typically pay fl lt b2, 000) for 12 hrs with her, approx 19:00 – 07:00 which was the time she spent on lt with one of her regular johns (though i know that john paid lt b1, 500 to her though i don't know how many boom-booms / bjs / pops he squeezed in). she came to my hotel & i explained to her that she could hang out in my room (sleep, watch cable tv, use my netbook / facebook) while i was out / with my buddies in-between bjs. she said during my 1st hire of her we did do intercourse (i don't remember) but we both agreed that just bjs this time was ideal for both of us. as best as i can remember at 19:00 was bj 1 then i go out / see buddies. 21:00 bj 2 then go out / see buddies. 23:00 bj 3 then go / out see buddies. 00:30 bj 4 but i couldn't finish and i go to sleep. 04:00 bj 5 (with pop 4) and then 06:00 bj 6 (with pop 5). she never complained about quantity or how long the bjs went, and when i showed her how i liked her to take mini-me and slap it against her tongue / mouth (which friend 5 wen first did) , she added that to her repertoire of teabagging, deep-throating, tongue doing circles around mini-me's head, etc. at 07:00 i paid her b2, 000 (?) and was so happy with the 6 bjs / 5 pops that i gave her tip b100 and gave her b120 for mcds when she mentioned that she had a craving for mcds (i was thinking of taking her out to a meal but so i could avoid going out in to the sizzling sun i just gave her the money to buy her own breakfast).

day 23) tue / 22 may, bangkok

friend 33, overall c = service c + face b + body c (service c since her workplace music killed my mojo)

total st b700 including lady fee / bf / use of st spot upstairs at lollipop 1 (bj bar) on sukhumvit soi 10.

at 19:30 i checked out the lollipop 1 lineup and it was ok, at 00:00 checked out bkk [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord900][CodeWord900][/url] but it was unsatisfactory so at 00:30 i was back at lollipop 1 to pick a lady. her and i went upstairs and unfortunately i only had a couch and curtains to separate me from the other riff-raff johns. her technique was ok with mostly head-bobbing. the easy listening music was irritating the hell out of me and so i couldn't finish. at 01:00 lollipop was closing, it was a lost cause for me (i blame the crappy music) , left without tipping the lady, walked down the street to my hotel and finished in the comfort of my bed in my hotel room. wasn't easy at all, but it had been 18 hrs since i last ejaculated, i was caught up on my sleep, i wasn't drunk, so mini-me should have been re-charged by then.

from 20:00 – 24:00 i checked out soi cowboy & nep (nana entertainment plaza) +parking lot. for gogos it was bf b600 + st b2, 000, lt before. 000. drinks were expensive with the draft beer alone being b110 and the gogo dancers were rarely topless / nude. soi cowboy's bkk baccara gogo was packed (with ladies & johns) but the lack of nudity and expensive drinks made me really wish i was back in patts. at nep i should have checked out angelwitch gogo but i do remember being somewhat happy with bkk spanky's gogo compared to most other bkk gogos being middling. at 02:00 after i was done with my lollipop / private hand-party ordeal i decided to check out bkk insomnia disco. at that time cover was b300 so i should have gone in before midnight (?) to see if the cover was less and get a handstamp so i can return anytime. insomnia bkk is easily more than twice the size of patts' insomnia but the layout was disappointing and i think the men outnumbered the women (whereas patts tends to be more women). after talking to fls at bkk insomnia, at nana parking lot, at eateries on sukhumvit and while walking home from the club, by 04:00 the best i came up for an adequately attractive sp was fl st b1, 000 and fl lt b2, 000. i considered hiring fl lt b2, 000, age 23 even though she had a kid but when she wanted cbj and i wanted bbbj, the deal fell thru. no problem because at 12:00 the next day i did hotel check-out, was on the bell shuttle service to patts and was at my patts hotel at 15:00.

day 24) wed / 23 may, rain over me.

friend 34 see photo, overall b = service b + face c + body c.

total st b520 = b500 + taxi b20. age 21.

15:30 at my patts hotel again i hurriedly unpacked the minimum, grabbed my umbrella and dashed towards br. too late as it had already started raining heavily. near marriott the first lady i spoke to balked at st b500 even though i was the only john braving the high wind & dense rain to hire her. i continued north on br and soon came across friend 34, agreed upon st b500 so we hopped a songtaew back to my hotel. she never had a kid but her body was just ok. i vaguely remember the bj and intercourse being satisfactory and i didn't try to tap her ass. i was just happy to have a sp with little effort and little cost, especially compared to bkk.

friend 35 see photo, overall c = service b + face c + body c.

total st b520 = b500 + taxi b20. age 23, 1 kid.

i think it was around midnight when i was on br and came across friend 35. i think it was an ok bj and i skipped the intercourse (the pregnancy was not good to her body and in the light of my room i realized that her face was not for me after all).

friend 36 pop see photo, overall a = service a + face b + body b.

total lt b1, 320 = lady b1, 000 + tip b200 + taxi b20 + food b100. 3 rounds. 3 x pops. 3-holer. 1 kid. works at big c mall.

i was at insomnia and 04:00 – 06:00 i had wasted my time flirting with this age 21, hot, hourglass shaped ex-champagne gogo who claimed to not have silicone (implants) and that her beautiful rack was all natural. as my occasional habit, for the group (me + my target ie the ex-gogo + her friends in this case 3 other ladies) i bought insomnia's popcorn (b95?) for us to share and a round of slushee shots at b30 / shot. the b95 popcorn and the b30 / slushee shot was the cheapest way i knew of to treat the girls since a beer is b100+ each and bottle service is b1, 000+. though ex-champagne girl and i freaked / danced a little and lightly kissed, i could tell she was losing interest and when i first met her at 04:00 i should have taken her reply 'we go when i finish drink, ok? ' as a warning to move on. by 06:00 she had finally finished her beer but when i asked 'we go now, ' she inquired 'how much you give me, ' i say 'how much you want? ' then 'st b500, lt b1, 000' and she didn't dignify that offer with a response. so i just shrugged in disgust at wasting my time on this high maintenance chick, walked off to another part of insomnia and luckily found friend 36 soon thereafter.

at 06:00 i asked pop if she wanted to go with me, she asked 'you pay me, ' i say 'yes, lt b1, 000' and off we went. on the way to the hotel she wanted durian (the king of fruits) so at a fruit truck i bought about b95 worth of it. in my room i found out she had a kid but apparently it didn't affect her breasts / stomach too much. she had a gorbachev birthmark blotch on part of her forehead (which she tries to hide with her bangs) but i still found her really cute. she was off the next 2 days from her job at a big c mall shop. 06:30 towards the latter part of round 1 initially she said 'no boom-boom ass' but then as i was doing my lube, middle finger, mini-me's grand entrance thing she went from 'no' to 'slowly. ' i think she said she had done fuck-ass once before and didn't care for it. for whatever reason we had a good time doing it. she rode me woman-on-top with cock in her ass.

i think it was round 2 (at 10:00 after we napped?) that during the fuck-ass part she rode me reverse-cowgirl style. about 13:00 she showered, got dressed and was about to leave. i flirted with her some, while behind her i pulled down her sexy, tight black shorts & panties (i think she had some on) and rubbed mini-me against her buttocks. unexpectedly, mini-me woke up and i wanted boom-boom and pop was game. we went over to the bed and with her bootie shorts pulled down to her knees i took her from behind. before long i grabbed the lube, she said 'slowly' and we were boom-booming ass. after this 3rd pop. 3rd round (only lasted 20 min or so) she didn't even bother showering before she left. i paid her the lt b1, 000, told her here's tip b200, taxi b20 and another food b100 (since i didn't want to go with her to eat in some airconless joint / food stand).

day 25) thu / 24 may, mom's teenie.

the night before my buddies and i hung out at drinking street (off 2nd road, across from soi 1 or so) when i mistook teenie 2 for a bargirl. her and her mom's business was actually replacing chairs / barstools, and though she wouldn't go with me then she gave me her phone number. so this night we had sms coordinated to meet at 19:00 at my hotel and in my text i clearly stated 'short time 500 baht, long time 1, 000' which wouldn't look good as evidence during a prosecution of pre-meditated statutory [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]. total waste as when mom + teenie 2 arrived to my hotel reception at 19:30 and i insisted i wanted her i'd for the front desk, with the hotel receptionist as interpreter the teenie admitted to being only age 17 and without i'd, and her mom lying and saying that she thought i just wanted to 'take her (daughter) to dinner. ' yes, that's exactly why i bring women up to my room, for dinner and a cable tv b-movie = ridiculous. for their troubles i gave the mom / mamasan taxi b20 and the teenie daughter b100.

my memories a little murky on the rest of the night but i think at 20:30 i met with my buddies to gogo / beerbar hop. around 23:00 i ran in to shalita again, this time on ws.

friend 20 shalita again (3rd of 4 hires) , lt b1, 500, 4 x bjs. 4 x pops. so 30 minutes after saying hi to shalita on ws, i decided she would do for the night. i texted her, we met up and agreed upon the fee. i think she was with me from 00:00 – 12:00 and all we did were bjs.

day 26) fri / 25 may, forgo the bargain lt.

friend 37 see photo, overall b = service b + face b + body b.

total st b620 = b600 + taxi b20. age 21.

i think around 22:00 i came across friend 37 on br and b600 seemed reasonable considering she was childless and young. once on the songtaew when i asked her she said she does lt b1, 200 so i was really surprised (i was expecting her to say she didn't do lt or quote me b1, 500. b2, 000). at my room the bj (?) and / or intercourse (?) was ok and she had a nice body but i just wasn't feeling that emotional, kinship souls connection and thought i should try my luck with another fl since the night was young. deciding against the lt hire, i paid her the st and she left.

friend 38 see photo, overall c = service b + face c + body c.

total st b520 = b500 + taxi b20.

after midnight (maybe 03:00?) i was on br and we agreed upon st b500. i assume we at least did a bj, maybe intercourse but definitely not anal (which i would have remembered). i don't think she has a kid and i think her body was somewhat better than what i was anticipating.

day 27) sat / 26 may, slim pickings.

friend 39 see photo, overall c = service c + face d + body c.

total st b520+ = b500 + taxi b20 + small can v8 + yogurt. has a kid, said she was age 21 but was actually age 29.

at 10:00 i was on br and i walked long before i came across anything even remotely decent eg friend 39. she had a kid but at st b500 at 10 in the morning, i figured why not. in my room i found out she was a smoker (cigarettes in addition to cocks) and during the bj because of the smell i kept thinking of an ashtray. we moved from the loveseat to the bed, i hurriedly finished on her stomach and i bidded her adieu. we had gone to logbase before the hotel and in friendship mini-mart she had asked for about b30 worth of stuff (the v8 juice and yogurt cup) and in the hotel room i gave her my durian (it was stinking up my fridge) remaining from when i bought it for friend 36 (i don't like the taste but it's a potent laxative, though in thailand i'm rarely backed up due to all the fruit / vegetable eating in my los diet).

friend 40 koy see photos (she's in the left photo; her older, twin sister in the right photo is 2011 friend 8) , koy, overall a = service a + face c + body a.

total st b620+ = b600 + taxi b20. age 21.

at 15:00 i was at my favorite hole in the wall eatery in restaurant alley near tukcom and came across friend 40 sitting with 2011 friend 8 and a 3rd girl. i ordered my food and they said i should join them at their table. we didn't talk much but i did try all of their dishes and offered them the 2 dishes i ordered. i gestured to the restaurateur that i wanted to pay for all of us and the bill came out to total b300 ($10) = b260 + tip b40. back at the table i guess the ladies didn't notice i paid since when one of them was about to pay the restaurateur told them the bill was already taken care of. i had asked 2011 friend 8 if it was ok if i went with her twin sister, she nodded yes. the meal over i got up, asked koy if she wanted to go with me. she asked how much and i said st b500, lt b1, 000. she countered st b700, i said b600 and the deal was sealed. her and i walked back to my hotel. her older twin sister had a kid which resulted in stomach wrinkles and consequences for her breasts. this younger sister had a practically immaculate body: slim, perfectly proportional medium-a cups and no blemishes from child-bearing. i even considered hiring both for st or lt so i could lay them naked side-by-side and analyze how much a pregnancy affects a woman.

16:00 at my hotel i did take kamagra but the ½ pill wasn't enough. around the 20 min mark i just lost my erection and mini-me was falling asleep. i apologized, she seemed understanding, and as i did my hand-party she did her own hand-party. i finished myself and she finished herself (i rarely see los chicks masturbating themselves to completion). she was still horny and wanted more boom-boom but mini-me was all pooped out. had mini-me awaken i'm sure i could have tapped her cherry ass, but alas it was not to be. i paid her and per her request walked her down to the lobby and out the hotel. biggest mistake (before her i walked only 2 other ladies out; i usually just stayed in my room to savor finishing and avoid exerting myself down & up the 4 flights of stairs) as i watched her hot, sexy body walk away from me, my body turned towards my hotel to walk. not looking where i was going, i fell into a hole, sustaining an injury to my right shin i'm still trying to recover from.

friend 41 see photo, overall b = service b + face b + body b.

total st b560 = b500 + taxi b60. age 21.

after midnight i found friend 41 on br and she quoted me st b500 so i immediately agreed to it and we hopped on the baht bus. since she had no kids she had a pretty good body. i'm guessing she did an ok bj and we had ok intercourse as i don't recall much. if i did try to tap her ass i was denied entry because i wouldn't forget tapping her's.

day 28) sun / 27 may, mother approved.

friend 42, overall a = service a + face c + body b.

total lt b1, 040 = b1, 000 + taxi b20 + mom taxi b20. cherry ass. age 21.

friend 14 sen had finally agreed to go with me lt (b1, 500?) but when i sms'the her at 21:00 she replied that she was ill tonight and could go lt with me the following night. after ws gogo / beerbar-hopping at midnight i walked from ws on br towards soi 6. i looked for a couple of bargirls who worked on soi 7& i considered bfing on previous but neither were available. on soi 6 at 01:00 at lick bar i saw friend 4 kwang (?) and told her let's go but unfortunately lick bar was open and the lt bf b500 was still in effect. earlier that day at 17:00 i had visited her at soi 6 and she said lady fee lt b2, 000 and mamasan said lt bf b800 but i could pick her up at 21:00 since she had many customers. i lost interest then mamasan, 'ok. 7 pm' but i just went away empty handed. now that it was 01:00 the lt bf b500 seemed irritating and i declined her offer of total st b1, 000 = bf b300 + lady b700 (same as my first hire of her) so it was not meant to be with friend 4 kwang (?).

02:00 walking south on br from soi 6 i eventually came across friend 42 sitting with a br vendor (tea / snacks or something) who turned out to be friend 42's mom. i discretely propositioned friend 42 st b500, lt b1, 000 and she considered it. the mom knew what i was looking for and seemed to encourage friend 42 to go with me, friend 42 gave me an affirmative, i asked what time she would go home and she said 10:00 so the deal was sealed. i gave the mom b20 and said 'for taxi' and hopped in a songtaew with her daughter. at my hotel she told me she used to work at a beerbar, and she tried 1 day as a gogo but that was just too tiring so she quit that and now she's a student. her last john was a month (?) ago. during round 1 she does a good bj and intercourse and i was pleasantly surprised when it didn't take much sweet-talking to get her to try anal. i had to do all the work (even with woman-on-top it took my hips / exertion to get her body / anus to bounce up & down on mini-me) but it was so worth it. it's all perception but when i'm doing all the work during vaginal it's tiresome and i worry about losing the erection, but do the same work during anal and i feel energized, mini-me doesn't fall asleep when compressed by her sphincter and intercourse seems much more gratifying.

tangent: 04:40 she's asleep and i couldn't really sleep so i stroll ws to get food & see what's going on but i have to be in my room again at 06:00 because buddy 1 (now back in the us) wrote that he would skype / call me then. at 06:00 i'm back in my room really to do a #2 in my own bathroom, and at 6:15 buddy 1 and i finally skype. normally i hate to be bothered by anybody in the us when i'm in deep mongering mode (even if it's an los trip for 30-days i just want to focus on my friends & buddies in los & ignore the noise from the us) , but buddy 1 had been with me in los just a couple of weeks earlier so i made an exception. at 06:25 i depart my hotel & rush to insomnia which closes at 06:30. for the past couple of hrs i had been sms flirting with this age 22 college grad fl (miss graduate) who i had met at soi 8 where she was drinking for free at her friend's beerbar. i considered paying her fl lt b2, 000 (she would not come down to b1, 500) as i have a weakness for college students / recent grad fls and she did have a nice body from what i could tell but her face was only a c, maybe a b, on account of her poor complexion. i had already popped / had no power but i wanted a friendly chit-chat with her at insomnia and if we never fornicate / do st / lt then it'the be easier to establish a solely plutonic friendship as i think she was from bkk. at 06:28 the insomnia bouncers let me in but i couldn't find miss graduate even though at 06:00 she texted me she was there & i replied i'the be there at 06:30. i figured she had found a john in the last 30 minutes, now 06:33 insomnia's music was off & lights on so trying to meet up with her turned out to be pointless. i did run in to friend 36 pop at insomnia who said she now worked part-time at 7-11. to someday do a 3-holer threesome with friend 36 pop & friend 42 would blow my mind / mini-me's mind (which is probably what doing a devil's den threesome is like but that's too rich for my blood / wallet). since friend 36 & friend 42 didn't know each other no point in trying to organize a threesome.

07:00 i'm back in the room, friend 42 slightly awake and more importantly, horny so we do round 2 though i can't remember which holes were entered, the vagina at the very least. we're both asleep at 07:30 and at 10:00 we wake and friend 42 said it's her time to leave. i should have set my alarm for 09:30 so i could squeeze in / out a round 3, but the kamagra benefits were gone and on account of my leg / shin injury my body / mini-me were beginning to suffer the aftershocks (soreness, lack of energy, stiffness as in the lack of mobility, limping) so even sodomy may not be enough to get me erect / popping. i pay friend 42 and she's gone.

day 29) mon / 28 may, anti-climax.

friend 20 shalita again (3rd of 4 hires)

total extended lt b2, 235 = extended lt b2, 200 + taxi b20 + loose coins i wanted to get rid of b15, 4 x bjs but only 2 x pops.

a few days earlier i had worked out with shalita for her to stay with me for 24 hrs from 12:00 mon / 28 may until 12:00 tue / 29 may (at which time i had to check-out of my hotel & catch bell shuttle to the airport) for (extended) lt b2, 200. unfortunately when i got around to booking my bell shuttle i had to get picked up at 10:30 to make my flight, so that meant check-out at 10:15 (which meant my negotiated extended lt would be cut short 2 hrs) and shalita got to my hotel late, at 13:00 (which i kind of expected). so from 13:00 until 10:00 left me about 21 hrs with shalita which would suffice. the worst part was i had hoped to get 6+ x bjs. 6+ x pops in but the shin injury messed me up physically though i had initially thought it was a relatively minor cut / scratch (it's not as if i broke a bone). for bj 1: the 13:00 – 14:00 bj (90% bj. 10% my hand-party) mini-me went soft and the 14:00 – 14:30 hand-party (90% hand-party – 10% bj) yielded no pop. my entire body achin' (though it was only my right shin and pride that was injured) , i slept 15:00 – 18:00. 18:00 – 19:00 we had chicken with rice & chicken soup (b50 / plate) on soi 15 for dinner and after stopped at a pharmacy to get a b40 tamarind sore throat / cough syrup for shalita (she had a 'bad man' john for her lt the night before who was in to throat-gagging shalita against her protestations).

shalita asked for cake for dessert and since i could not manage to limp to mcds with her (is there no other place on ws for cake / pastries, i only know of the ws gelaterias selling gelato) so gave her b200 to pick out what she wanted while i went to my room. at 19:30 she meets me back in my room and it's bj 2 time and luckily i took kamagra at 19:00 (though it's better to do so on an empty stomach).19:30 – 21:00 (no, it's never 90 minutes of straight sucking, hand-pumping, there were breaks to [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url], wash after pissing, take a breather, cuddle and assuage my blue-ball pain, curse beneath my breath, etc) the bj and my hand-party at long last, thank allah, yielded pop 1. 21:00 – 01:00 i slept and the 01:00 – 02:00 bj 3 resulted in no pop, i curse you, flesh wound!

oh i wish the porn websites weren't blocked in los so viewing internet porn to help me with finishing wasn't an option. 01:00 – 07:00 sleep and thinking that i was having hot flashes / bouts of fevers on account of my body fighting off any infection / gangrene i occasionally awake in a pool of sweat, but at 07:00 i finally think to check my aircon setting and shalita had turned it up from my usual 25 degrees celsius (77 degrees fahrenheit) to a freakin' 28 celsius (82. 4 fahrenheit) because it had been too cold for her. i turn it down to 25 celsius which meant i was no longer dripping with sweat (moreso now a slow run-off of sweat) during a bj / hand-party.

07:30 – 08:45 bj 4 and i was so worried i wouldn't get a pop in before leaving los that it could have been a self-fulfilling prophecy. my old, frail body (though i'm only age 35; i have no idea how those age 60+ mongers continue do it) was expending whatever miniscule energy i had dealing with the shin injury consequences that it had little / nothing to power mini-me with. internet porn was unavailable so i thought about all the escorts i did on this trip, then i replayed all my favorite internet porn clips: asian street meat, exploited teens asia, creampie thais, japanese porn. then i thought about caucasian porn, mostly from eastern europe since i love spinners: double teamed teens and the like. my imagination didn't really help. 08:45 i considered having shalita just wait in the bathroom so i could finish (?) in privacy since maybe mini-me had stage fright or maybe i just needed to pop more kamagra. at any rate. 08:45 – 09:00 (we're both laying in bed) i tell shalita to lay on her left-side to face away from me, i do a hand-party as if it was my last and literally it is my last hand-party before leaving los and spending 20+ hrs getting back to the us. finally, i pop (only pop 2) and was so relieved because i did not want to endure air travel with blue balls. both pops were on to the bedsheets, no cim, no cof, because i was so laser focused on my hand parties / finishing that i worried if i took the split second to aim for her face or insert mini-me in to her mouth for cim, the pops wouldn't materialize. these last 20+ hrs with my last p4p of the trip was anti-climactic but sadly it's probably more sex than i'll get in the next 11 months in the us waiting / hand-party training for my next los trip.

on day 30, tue / 29 may, sadly, i fly back to the us.