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[QUOTE=Pistons;2133006]Artemis is a busy club. And a big club. So you shouldn't compare it to an NRW club for example. Maybe only sharks has as many girls as Artemis, but on average I think Artemis has more. Don't forget it has monopoly in the Berlin area.[/QUOTE]Thanks, didn't realise that. I plan to visit Sharks later in the year.
I will report back on Artemis upon my return.
[QUOTE=Canary;2128801]Something I've been meaning to ask for ages which I know is completely irrelevant but it's just bugged me.
When I went to Artemis in November the whole place was very clean & tidy and typically organised & conformative as you would expect from a German business model but while the majority of us wore burgundy Robes & matching towels there were a very small number of chaps in pale pink Robes. This despite many burgundy Robes still available.
I know this is one of the most pointless questions ever asked on this forum but does anyone know why, I'm just bizarrely so intrigued?
My last pointless question on thIs site. I promise![/QUOTE]Nothing special really. The pink robes are old model they have gradually replaced with burgundy ones. Some pink ones remain and some customers prefer these.
[QUOTE=MrHo;2133072]Sunday is mostly older gents during day as they get cheaper entry if I remember right.[/QUOTE]For me Sunday is a bad day for most of the men, reduced LU and many mongers try to come early or after 7 Pm when the guys left.
[QUOTE=VaeVictis;2133510]Nothing special really. The pink robes are old model they have gradually replaced with burgundy ones. Some pink ones remain and some customers prefer these.[/QUOTE]It has to do with the size, almost positive.
How's the Lineup in Artemis? Is it that bad? And how much does the girls charge for BBBJ there? Is using condom required?
[QUOTE=WoodPolarBear;2135141]How's the Lineup in Artemis? Is it that bad? And how much does the girls charge for BBBJ there? Is using condom required?[/QUOTE]Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.
[QUOTE=Azymuth;2135355]Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.[/QUOTE]CBJ only, bad lineup, now FKK Artemis is must avoid club.
I mean if I end up there, I only go to room for 60 euro 30 min session only as service will be so bad.
Once upon a time not so long ago, artemis was good club.
[QUOTE=Azymuth;2135355]Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering..[/QUOTE]I'm due to visit Artemis on Sunday but your bleak report is giving me second thoughts. Already have a flight booked but it's a cheap one so I won't lose much. Have some thinking to do mow!
Was Nicole, Paige or Sidney working? (All blondes If you know them).
[QUOTE=Azymuth;2135355]Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.[/QUOTE]I was planning to go to Artemis on Sunday afternoon but after reading this report I'm having second thoughts even though I've already paid the airfare, albeit a very cheap fare.
I've previously enjoyed the Company of Sidney, Susie & Nicole and would like to meet an English lass called Paige but if they aren't there & the LO is so poor I might just stay at home & wave goodbye to the air fare.
Plenty of thinking between now and Sunday for me to do.
Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her?
Thank you in advance.
[QUOTE=Canary;2135473]I'm due to visit Artemis on Sunday but your bleak report is giving me second thoughts. Already have a flight booked but it's a cheap one so I won't lose much. Have some thinking to do mow!
Was Nicole, Paige or Sidney working? (All blondes If you know them).[/QUOTE]I don't know them.
[QUOTE=Azymuth;2135355]Was there last week, thought line-up was terrible, I'm afraid. Only a few of the regulars, about a dozen, were there. From last year I saw Julia (skinny Rom), Emily (Bulgarian, fake tits, A specialist), two of the Dominicans (funny moment: one of them crossing the bar area triumphantly with three guys in tow on her way up to a room), Spanish girl from Valencia (forgot her name), 2 German-Turkish girls and another 3 - 4 Roms. Whole line-up was made up of about 80% Romanians. At least 70% with siliconed tits. Most of the new girls were way overweight. I wouldn't dream of approaching most of these girls in the outside so why bother here? Where are the beautiful Russians, Hungarians or Romanians of few years back?
I have a feeling that the new registration law has kept a lot of regulars away. The only ones I saw that night were already living in rented apartments in town as opposed to sleeping in the club so I guess it was easier for them to give an address when registering.
BBBJ: spoke to a few of the new girls. BBBJ is totally out of question. All saying it's against the law, that they could lose their job, etc. I hooked up with one of the regulars I had sessioned a few times in the past and she agreed to it. I obviously cannot divulge her name. I would say that unless you already knew the lady from before, chances of BBBJ are pretty nil at the moment, at least until you've had time to establish a trusted relation with one of the girls.
Going back to Berlin in a few weeks, might give it another try. It was so much fun before, I had so many great sessions. It's pretty grim at the moment.[/QUOTE]On this forum we are all saying that Artemis is not worth a visit, same comments on the german forum, when it is like this better to try some escort can't be worse. The problem is not the address the problem is that when you are in the database it will be challenging to get delete and due to the fact that most of the girls are in relationship with guys being member of the HA therefore going on living in Berlin they also are aware that a future employer if any will have access to that database and clearly see that she was a prostitute what is not the best reference.
[QUOTE=GTBoy1976;2135561]Does anyone know if a girl named Alef is still working at Artemis? She's a dark, beautiful Romanian Girl with very large breasts. Does anyone know if she is still there, and when is the best time to see her? [/QUOTE]AFAIR she's still there (but I am not 100 % sure, sorry for that). Nightshift girl, starts working between 6 pm and 8 pm usually.
I like Alef.
Took her to the room once and it was like shagging a dead sheep. Never again.
Outside of the room, when she is friendly she is great fun, chatty and likes a joke. When she is in a bad mood, she is cold.
Still, lovely to look at.
Hello all,
I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.
This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.
Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.
Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here.
An hour later, I finally found someone else sexy from across the room. I motioned at her to come her. She motioned for me to go to her. I shook my head and waited. She came. Came up to me and grabbed my thigh and we had a nice chat. At some point she even put my hand my her breasts. That was it. We went upstairs. She knew how to treat a customer right. Spent an hour's price on her but finished in 30, but worth it. Her name was Roberta. I recommend her.
Artemis is okay. Compared to my old experience in Berlin with Kamilla Dee (rip), the service is much worse. The only thing good might be the sauna downstairs and how close it is to the s-bahn.
Beginner tips if you do go:
1) lingere night. Stand by the stairs so you can see girls undressed, or go on a better night.
2) take the s-bahn there and a cab back to save money.
3) don't pursue girls that have no interest in you. Even if she is hot. The service will not improve in the room. If a girl is chatty and flirty before the room, she will probably give decent service.
4) FKK sharks is better. A lot better.