Sosua Reports

[QUOTE=Panman;1216066]You immediately drive away as if nothing happened far away from the scene and park in a crowded area like a supermarket lot where you can walk around until you calm yourself. Then you have to deal with reporting the damage to the rental company, in which case they will either ask you to get the report from Casa del Condutor, or in my case, you find a nice manager who will give you another vehicle for a tip on the side.[/QUOTE]I think that's pretty close to the Dominican answer to the question.

Got me a honey. I had a 300 peso massage with a sweet Haitian girl who didn't try any kind of upsell for sex. Had another massage from her the next day and as it ended she asked in rather a half hearted way if I wanted any extra massage. I declined as not in the mood for that, just feeling too relaxed to mess it up. Next day I asked her to come to hotel and give me a domiciliary massage. She came and we talked a bit and got to know each other and I popped the question if she would like to come around the next day, and I would give her a special massage. She said she would have to think about it and I said "that is fine, no pressure to do anything you don't want." She got back to me two minutes later and said OK. This afternoon she came and we hung out for an hour or two, watched TV and had sex. I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life. She is not a 10, but she has a great smile, a wonderful humorous personality, and a killer body with long, long smooth legs, so that will have to do. She didn't ask for any money, but she would like a camera that can take both still photos and movies when I go back to the US a month from now so she can take pictures of her kid. Baby daddy was killed in the earthquake in Haiti. Trouble is now I am spoiled and have canceled all other chica engagements.

Just out of interest, she says at the massage parlor for a 300 peso massage, she gets to keep 120 pesos, and if she gets a tip, she is supposed to split it 50/50 with the jefe. So that is where your money goes. She says sometimes she has gotten 2000 pesos propina for a hand job, but she doesn't really try to sell it, but will accept offers if she needs the money. Doesn't seem to have much HJ skill, but her kissing makes up for that and some. Says sometimes she will go out with a guy from the massage parlor for 2000 pesos if she needs money for rent or something, but she never goes out to bars at night. Her family pays 2000 pesos per month for 2 rooms in Montellano. She thought I was paying a lot at $450 per month for 2 room apartment, but I pointed out there was free cable, electric, wi fi, water, and pool included. She watched CNN on TV instead of cartoons, and was very interested in scenes of Africa. She is an advocate for world peace and thinks everyone in Africa should stop killing each other. She then switched to martial arts movie with Stephen Segal and watched lots of people killing each other, which she enjoyed. That's kids for you.

Sometimes Sosua can be a pain, but then when you don't expect it you have a beautiful experience you could not find anywhere else.

Great report on the kind of chica that matters to me. It would be interesting to stay in Montellano to meet chicas like this before they even got the job in Sosua. I bet she'd be embarrassed to even go out on Pedro Clisante at night.

[QUOTE=Marc Anthony;1216962]Great report on the kind of chica that matters to me. It would be interesting to stay in Montellano to meet chicas like this before they even got the job in Sosua. I bet she'd be embarrassed to even go out on Pedro Clisante at night.[/QUOTE]Hell, no. She would not be seen dead in a bar. What would people think?

[QUOTE=Frannie; 1216954]Got me a honey. I had a 300 peso massage with a sweet Haitian girl who didn't try any kind of upsell for sex. Had another massage from her the next day and as it ended she asked in rather a half hearted way if I wanted any extra massage. I declined as not in the mood for that, just feeling too relaxed to mess it up. Next day I asked her to come to hotel and give me a domiciliary massage. She came and we talked a bit and got to know each other and I popped the question if she would like to come around the next day, and I would give her a special massage. She said she would have to think about it and I said "that is fine, no pressure to do anything you don't want." She got back to me two minutes later and said OK. This afternoon she came and we hung out for an hour or two, watched TV and had sex. I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life. She is not a 10, but she has a great smile, a wonderful humorous personality, and a killer body with long, long smooth legs, so that will have to do. She didn't ask for any money, but she would like a camera that can take both still photos and movies when I go back to the US a month from now so she can take pictures of her kid. Baby daddy was killed in the earthquake in Haiti. Trouble is now I am spoiled and have canceled all other chica engagements.

Just out of interest, she says at the massage parlor for a 300 peso massage, she gets to keep 120 pesos, and if she gets a tip, she is supposed to split it 50/50 with the jefe. So that is where your money goes. She says sometimes she has gotten 2000 pesos propina for a hand job, but she doesn't really try to sell it, but will accept offers if she needs the money. Doesn't seem to have much HJ skill, but her kissing makes up for that and some. Says sometimes she will go out with a guy from the massage parlor for 2000 pesos if she needs money for rent or something, but she never goes out to bars at night. Her family pays 2000 pesos per month for 2 rooms in Montellano. She thought I was paying a lot at $450 per month for 2 room apartment, but I pointed out there was free cable, electric, wi fi, water, and pool included. She watched CNN on TV instead of cartoons, and was very interested in scenes of Africa. She is an advocate for world peace and thinks everyone in Africa should stop killing each other. She then switched to martial arts movie with Stephen Segal and watched lots of people killing each other, which she enjoyed. That's kids for you.

Sometimes Sosua can be a pain, but then when you don't expect it you have a beautiful experience you could not find anywhere else.[/QUOTE]Man, you are amazing. You can be the most different dude and the coolest dude in the same week (Well educated and successfull, but falls for the most under privledged chics). Don't let your Dominican wife get a clue that you have a serious Haitian honey, because she might make you dog food for Princess Diana. But seriously I always seem to like different chicas. I could never trust a very pretty chic, but give me a plain girl who doesn't have shit, and has a good heart any day. Something about making them feel special that is very rewarding. All my brothers had fine light skinned girls but I was happy dating the darkest girls. Thats why I like the barios and campos in the DR.

I'm really digging Grandnash84s report but I hope he back tracks to that campo girl when he goes back to SD. GN84s report reminds me alot of Coolies first report. Initially we all warned him to stay away from Junior, but Junior turned out to be a valuable asset and friend. We were all wrong, but it goes to show no one is an expert on the DR. Some of us turned our noses up to GN84s initial report, but now we all live through him.

[QUOTE=Bravo;1216931]Hey Grand, Can you tell us some more about the 27 waterfall tour? How long was the tour? Did you have those crazy jumps from 30 feet into a pool of water? Any equipment you would recommend buying before you go? Was it a tough hike? Would you do it again? Etc.[/QUOTE]I got picked up at 8 in the morning and we picked up a few other tourist on the way. We then started by going up the mountains (sorry, don't know what they are called). Our first stop was at the place where they make coffee and hot choclate. From what I was told the DR is in the top 5 countries for exporting coffee and choclate, and number 1 for cigars (Cuba is number 2) at that same spot they had other stuff to buy. Thats where I bought the 2 foot cigar. They also had jewlery, pictures, and wooden statues for sale. Our next stop we got to see cockfighting. They put, I would say boxing gloves on the cocks so they wouldn't kill each other. At that same spot they had some kind of special wood carvings. The wood carvings were made from this wood that felt like clay. I would have bought one but the wood is heavy and I need all the weight I can have for my suitcase. You know how these airlines are now about weight in your luggage. After that we stopped to eat lunch. Like I said before, the best dominican food I had so far. After that we went to 27 waterfalls. They call it 27 waterfalls because there are 27 levels. We only got to go to level 8. It was fun cause you swim to each level, climb the rocks, then swim to the next level. When you go back down, you slide down. Very fun. The slides are about 5-8 feet drops. The last level has a 15 foot slide and jump. The guide said you can slide down the last one 2 times. There a ladder for you to climb back up. I was the last one going so I slid down twice. Then I saw another guide jump off and I asked if I could do that and he said yes. That 15 foot drop was really fun. It didn't look that high but when you jump off its really fun. They also said that the upperlevels from 8-27 have bigger jumps but to do that I would have to come back on my own. The cost of a taxi is $80 USD both ways to the waterfalls from sosua. It would probably take all day to do the whole waterfall. I didn't ask the price to go up all 27. After that we went back to the hotel. They picked me up at 8 and got back at 4:30. Would have been sooner but we stopped at burger king for about 10 min. They give you a helmet and life vest, I rented watershoes. You need watershoes or you will slip off the rocks. And bring a water camera! The guides help you climb the rocks, so the hike up the rocks waent bad. The hike from the entrance to the level one is all flat land so no tough hike there, but a good 20 min walk. I would def go back but I would do the whole 27 next time. The whole trip cost $40 USD. A real bargin. When I signed up I went to a couple different shops, the first shop charged $80 USD! Then I went around the corner and they charged $40 for the same trip! they video tape the whole trip so i bought a dvd of it for 1300 pesos and its an hour and half long. when i was climbing a rock and i slipped. the guy filming said to let him know next time before i slip so he could get it on tape lol. The funnest time I had beside fucking chicas!

@gogo-thanks for the compliment, don't know if I would go back to the country cause I might hit santiago on my way back to SD and don't know if ill have time.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1216954]I've said this before, but this might have been the best sex of my life.[/QUOTE]Sounds vaguely familiar from prior posts.

I keep saying that I will travel to the North but never do-I always end up staying in SD. Thanks for the reports man, we are all enjoying them and you're bringing this board back to life. It was getting depressing reading about scams and politics. Eh. Good luck with the bartender.

Gogo Here's my take on Junior and Fabio. They can be both a benefit and liability to different types of mongers. A benefit to the right monger in the sense that they have connections to semi pro chicas but can also be a liability as with any Dominican, if they sense that they can take advantage of you, they will surely try if you let them. It all depends on how long is your trip, how much money they think you will spend or if they view you as a short term or long term repeat customer. Its all about the hustle and the game.

When they encounter guys like Coolie and Gnash, who are visiting for at least a week or more and paying well, they can be valuable guides. On the other hand, if they see a newbie on a short trip, they will try to get as much money as quickly as possible. That's part of their "interview"-how long are you here? Is this your first time? How much money did you change at the cambio? All of this info will determine whether you get premium service or not.

GNash--was the 100 dollars to Sosua round trip? Did he go back to SD and will return to pick u up

[QUOTE=Carrib; 1217044]I keep saying that I will travel to the North but never do-I always end up staying in SD. Thanks for the reports man, we are all enjoying them and you're bringing this board back to life. It was getting depressing reading about scams and politics. Eh. Good luck with the bartender.

Gogo Here's my take on Junior and Fabio. They can be both a benefit and liability to different types of mongers. A benefit to the right monger in the sense that they have connections to semi pro chicas but can also be a liability as with any Dominican, if they sense that they can take advantage of you, they will surely try if you let them. It all depends on how long is your trip, how much money they think you will spend or if they view you as a short term or long term repeat customer. Its all about the hustle and the game.

When they encounter guys like Coolie and Gnash, who are visiting for at least a week or more and paying well, they can be valuable guides. On the other hand, if they see a newbie on a short trip, they will try to get as much money as quickly as possible. That's part of their "interview"-how long are you here? Is this your first time? How much money did you change at the cambio? All of this info will determine whether you get premium service or not.

GNash-was the 100 dollars to Sosua round trip? Did he go back to SD and will return to pick you up[/QUOTE]Thanks carrib, and it was 200 round trip. Hes picking me up from sosua and going back to sd. After he dropped me off he went back to sd. He said we going to stop through santiago on the way back. And he said on the way up that hes going to take me to the airport for free when I leave so I guess it was 200 for round trip to sosua and a ride to the airport.

[QUOTE=Amb832;1216552]Is Sosua busier in February or July? I been to Sosua in July, but next year will be my first time there in February.[/QUOTE].

I hear superbowl weekend is faboulous there in Sosua. My quick trip report and.

My appologies, before hand I report on my android phone, so that mixed with.

This auto paragraph format is going to cause fits reading the paragraphs, well.

Here goes stayed 10 days in Sosua, I kept my warrior spirit, I invaded the club.

After One, I didn't see that crazy ass Patricia at first, but my roommate did, after.

Alot of drinking, I went to the mens room, to drain the vein, well my roommate.

Spotted Patricia, so on my behalf, I had no clue he saw her, well when I returned.

From the mens room, I saw a fairly attractive chica talking to my roommate.

But as I got closer, I realize by her tatoo, that this must be the famous Patricia.

Well, that nuttcase lived up to her billing, she was pointing, mumbling then she started.

Laughing.

Hysterically, my roommate doesn't speak a lick of spanish, my espanol is shaky at best.

She was cracked out, shermed out, drunk, paranoid, sketzo, and every kind of high you,

Can think of, It was as if she looked through my roommate wagging her finger, then talking.

To a person right behind him, but there was no one there, then she would laugh hysterically.

For no apparent reason, she never once even notice I had joined them. Man I quickly put.

Away my Predator gear, and slowly backed away. She then all of a sudden, got this possessed.

Look, turned around and left to the other side of the club, to watch these guys. Yes guys.

Doing pole tricks on the stripper pole. I thought you had entered a gay bar, not chica got.

On the pole, just guy after guy. Yuck. Tomjackin she's all yours!

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1216973]But seriously I always seem to like different chicas. I could never trust a very pretty chic, but give me a plain girl who doesn't have shit, and has a good heart any day. Something about making them feel special that is very rewarding. All my brothers had fine light skinned girls but I was happy dating the darkest girls. Thats why I like the barios and campos in the DR.[/QUOTE]Boy, you are really raising a whole can of worms with the plantation economy notion that lighter skin is of higher status because it indicates blood kinship with the owner and his family. Sally Hemings and all that. This probably indicates that your brothers are insecure and concerned about social status and impressing the other bros. For me it is all about the sex. I don't even like mongering that much, except that it is a means to an end. Give me a chica who is tall and solid, with soft skin like velvet, has a great smile, a great sense of humor, kisses like a dream, is a screamer who bucks like a rodeo bronco, and I will happily forgive her for being more morena than india and for the fact that she doesn't know any porn star moves, and you can forget the mongering. Stupid, but I know what I like.

[QUOTE=Frannie;1217157]Boy, you are really raising a whole can of worms with the plantation economy notion that lighter skin is of higher status because it indicates blood kinship with the owner and his family. Sally Hemings and all that. This probably indicates that your brothers are insecure and concerned about social status and impressing the other bros. For me it is all about the sex. I don't even like mongering that much, except that it is a means to an end. Give me a chica who is tall and solid, with soft skin like velvet, has a great smile, a great sense of humor, kisses like a dream, is a screamer who bucks like a rodeo bronco, and I will happily forgive her for being more morena than india and for the fact that she doesn't know any porn star moves, and you can forget the mongering. Stupid, but I know what I like.[/QUOTE]I don't think my brothers had some preconcieved historical thoughts when choosing who to date. I think its like your last sentence said' We know what we like'. My new favorite after going to Medellin, are pale white, latina women. But thanks for the free session Doc.

I was just praising your versatility, and demonstrating my point that I like basic women. LOL.

[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt;1217085]Man I quickly put away my Predator gear, and slowly backed away.[/QUOTE]OMG! Say it ain't so!

I've been on edge for weeks and eagerly waiting the "Shock and Awe" trip report about how the monger of moners took down and smashed this man eating chica with his glorious Chocolate Jackhammer!

There have been nights that I could not sleep and I had to keep checking this thread, and then I read this!

I haven't felt this bad since the day my first wife got run over by that tractor trailer.

What can I say, I'm in shock, very hurt, in tears, and I doubt if I will ever recover from this.

This is the point where I hang up my monger's hat; at least until Friday!

[QUOTE=Mr Gogo; 1217168]I don't think my brothers had some preconcieved historical thoughts when choosing who to date. I think its like your last sentence said' We know what we like'. My new favorite after going to Medellin, are pale white, latina women. But thanks for the free session Doc.

I was just praising your versatility, and demonstrating my point that I like basic women. LOL.[/QUOTE]Well, maybe I misunderstood you a bit. I didn't mention skin color in my original post and it seemed to me that you were connecting the words "fine" and "light skinned" as if you though that significant and the two went together. Actually the reason I like Haitians is that they are often more intelligent and better educated than the Dominicanas one meets, not to mention less dysfunctional. Obviously in the case of people who have taken the initiative to leave their own country to seek a better life and learn a new language, that is likely to be the case. But you cannot completely leave history out of the picture. You cannot know Haitians without being aware of the fact that their country was the first to overthrow European colonial rule and that their country paid a terrible price for that in terms of reparations and exclusion from the international community, and that Haitians have been massacred by Dominicans a number of times, because this is part of their identity and has defined their culture, language and manners. Equallly, you cannot completely ignore that notions of what defines attractive womanhood has been influenced by media portrayals in the US of such women as Dorothy Dandridge, Haile Berry, Diahann Carroll, and Beyonce, all of whom are or were of partial European extraction and hence considered more commercially viable. In a country where most people are exposed to a lot of TV and movies, it would not be surprising if this was a factor in influencing people's ideas of what is attractive.

An additional factor in favor of Haitiananas is the well known fact that when two people are communicating together in a language which is the first language of neither, it is often easier for them to communicate with each other than with a native speaker, probably because both of them use a more restricted subset of the language, a more basic vocabulary, and less slang.

[QUOTE=Tomjackin; 1217205]OMG! Say it ain't so!

I've been on edge for weeks and eagerly waiting the "Shock and Awe" trip report about how the monger of moners took down and smashed this man eating chica with his glorious Chocolate Jackhammer!

There have been nights that I could not sleep and I had to keep checking this thread, and then I read this!

I haven't felt this bad since the day my first wife got run over by that tractor trailer.

What can I say, I'm in shock, very hurt, in tears, and I doubt if I will ever recover from this.

This is the point where I hang up my monger's hat; at least until Friday![/QUOTE]Have a blast my brother,

But I will have great pictures of a threesome I had with the World Famous Naomi and her sidekick.

Amelia, two gorgeous chicas, that almost destroyed my Chocolate Jackhammer. That simultaneous.

Blow job, short circuited my weapontry causing the Chocolate Jackhammer to jam up, uuughh,

As Naomi slowly licked my balls, Amelia started licking the tip of my chocolate jackhammer,

Slowly in a circular motion, immediately causing this warrior to become temporarily paralized.

Then my Gps unit started malfunctioning, I quickly became disoriented like vertigo, These.

Two hotties were bent on silencing the Chocolate Jackhammer forever, lifesupport systems.

Blaring. Danger low oxygen. Farewell Tom Jackin, Coolie High, Mandingo Al, SavePro, Mr.

Gogo, and the rest of you legendary mongers. This Predator Warrior is finished. To be continued.