FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=KenzoTange;2136357]Hello all,

I was in Berlin and went to artemis on a Wednesday. To my surprise it was a lingerie night so all the girls were dressed. This is good and bad. Bad because you do not know how much some breasts sag. Good because some girls have sexy outfits.

This was my first time in an FKK, but thanks to everyone here I had some idea of what to expect.

Still negotiation was not easy. When I first saw a girl I liked, I went up to her to talk. Her first response was "you want to go upstairs?" too direct. I laughed and said it'd be nice to talk for a bit more. Like the other girls who had come up to me. She seemed bored, but I was horny, so I said, okay let's go. Before we entered the room I wanted to talk about prices, but she said that we would discuss in room. Okay.

Go in room, she asks what I want. I don't like her prices so I said "let's call it quits". She gets mad. I told her "I wanted to talk before we go in, but you were in a rush to come in. Why are you mad?" she starts spouting off stupid stuff about how I'm an amateur etc. Whatever. We leave. I was worried she might make me pay, but thank god she didn't. Hot girl, but bad attitude. I wish I could remember her name so I could warn others here..[/QUOTE]Don t need the name all the girls are like this in Artemis, this club is just a real nightmare for those who like to enjoy relaxing time with beauties at a reasonable price.

I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.

I don't mind this as I chuckle to myself that I've saved money & time on a girl who is probably crap in the room.

I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits. She can really deliver a good BJ & excels in oily B2B which I've found had to find at these places.

Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. For the last hour Her friend joined us for a threesome, surprisingly good also considering she was Romanian. My experiences with Romanians are patchy so I'm always wary.

After turning down a few more Sharks I could not resist another two & a half hours with Sandra.

In all a very successful 12 hours.

My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.

Note:

For those that like OWO some girls at Artemis will oblige & some won't, you don't have to be a regular attendee at the Club to get it. Yes they do want extra payment but the ladies I spoke to who were willing wanted an extra 40 for half an hour bookings & 30 for one hour sessions. It's all a matter of choice I suppose.

Personally I'm happy either way, the important thing for me is how good her technique is.

The negatives of Artemis is the main bar gets extremely smokey, the whirlpool is outside so can't really be used in the winter & the food is poor but the girls and sex is great which is really the purpose of going.

I will attend Artemis again this year when it's warmer as I want to experience the Club outside.

Also this year I plan to visit the famous Sharks just to compare & see if it's as good as some people say.

Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.

[QUOTE=Canary;2137749]I was pleasantly surprised by the LU on Sunday however there were the usual sharks which I can now easily spot and avoid like a Turkish girl (name begins with "F") who ironically hassled me last time and a Bulgarian who snapped "bullshit" when I made my excuses.[/QUOTE]Funda.

[QUOTE=Canary;2137749]I had a two hour session with Sandra a Polish lady who has been there a few years. She's not everyone's choice being mid 30's & well built but I liked her, great sense of humour, lovely big natural tits.[/QUOTE]Sorry, but IMHO she's in her lower 30's. - Not my choice, but nevertheless I like her. Recommended.

[QUOTE=Canary;2137749]Had another two hours with a small breasted, thin German blonde who's name escapes me. Physically totally different to Sandra but even dirtier & can BJ for the the olympics. [/QUOTE]Difficult. Madlen? She's slim, but not thin. Sorry, no idea.

[QUOTE=Canary;2137749]Sorry if the report is a bit disjointed.[/QUOTE]Not at all. Thanks for sharing your experiences.

Hi gents!

Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.

[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2137972]Hi gents!

Does anybody knows the name of a girl that usually hangs around the stairs or just inside the main lounge? She is a petite maybe 1.60, looks like she could be of Turkish origin, big boobs could be silicone but they kind of look natural! She has been working for at least a few years maybe longer. Thankful for answers.[/QUOTE]Sounds like the hottie Shayen.

[QUOTE=Canary;2137749]My only tip I can offer to anyone who has never attended a FKK is that with any girl I've not seen before I tell that I have a rule that I only book for 30 minutes & if we're all happy I might extend. That way you won't lose much money if she is rubbish & it gives the girl an incentive to perform.
[/QUOTE]Great report. Great advice. Thank you!

[QUOTE=VitoCorleone;2138167]Sounds like the hottie Shayen.[/QUOTE]Hi,

Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself!

[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2138443]Hi,

Thanks for your reply, let's assume Shayen is the girl I'm looking for. Can anyone comment on her service level in the room? I always seem to run into her at the wrong time for me (in-between sessions) otherwise I would have taken her to the room myself![/QUOTE]Chemistry between people is the key for great session, I never care about the reports from other just go with her and you will see, so many are so positively reporting about Mandy, Electra, Brenda. From Shark they are just average for me in the room and I will never had another sessions with them. Better you make your own opinion.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2125809] Maybe there's another choice in case you're a big roller and you've got a girl willing to accompany you. If you're one of these lucky guys: feel free to ask at the front desk and have your wallet ready.[/QUOTE]Is this really a possibility?

I am off to Berlin in a few days and wondering whether to visit Artemis again since the new law seems to be enforced. But, I have had fun here before. And it seems OWO is possible but hit and miss. I shall see. It's been a year since I last went to Artemis (was before July 1). Any girls who work there now who are recommended? Usually I go for slim, gazelle types but am open to other types too if the service level is good. Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30? What's the food like now? I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste. I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup? I've recently been mongering in Hamburg and could do Harmony again but Berlin as a city is awesome in itself.

Does anyone know if the German-born Turkish girl Scarlett (ex-Sakura Stella) still works at Artemis?

My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK. What's Sharks like nowadays for line-up? Or, I could explore other Berlin options for pay-for-play. Kamilla Dee is shut but which other of the famous brothels remain open? Or I could try a partyreff for the first time.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30?[/QUOTE]Entrance fee 80 Euro. 60430 as usual.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]What's the food like now?[/QUOTE]Nothing changed.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste.[/QUOTE]Nothing changed. Less girls compared to 2017, alloverall.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup?[/QUOTE]Thursday. Usually no crowd, but a good night lineup.

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK.[/QUOTE]Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2140000]
Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.[/QUOTE]I agree and now he has already 4 cents and trending to be richer.

[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2140000]Cancel Berlin. Just my two cents.[/QUOTE]When was your last visit to Artemis?

[QUOTE=Sybarite2006;2139918]I am off to Berlin in a few days and wondering whether to visit Artemis again since the new law seems to be enforced. But, I have had fun here before. And it seems OWO is possible but hit and miss. I shall see. It's been a year since I last went to Artemis (was before July 1). Any girls who work there now who are recommended? Usually I go for slim, gazelle types but am open to other types too if the service level is good. Is it still 90 for entry and 60/30? What's the food like now? I remember last time I went the line up was full of a majority of girls heavily tattooed and many with fake boobs which I hate but so many girls that you could still find enough to your taste. I'm there Wed to Friday so which of these nights is likely to have a better day and night lineup? I've recently been mongering in Hamburg and could do Harmony again but Berlin as a city is awesome in itself.

Does anyone know if the German-born Turkish girl Scarlett (ex-Sakura Stella) still works at Artemis?

My other option is to cancel my Berlin trip and go to another city for FKK. What's Sharks like nowadays for line-up? Or, I could explore other Berlin options for pay-for-play. Kamilla Dee is shut but which other of the famous brothels remain open? Or I could try a partyreff for the first time.[/QUOTE]Can only recommend you to cancel the trip to Berlin and to visit Hessen or NRW, rent a car so you will get so many options not only 1 club like in Berlin, if you are not happy with Artemis very few other options in Berlin.

Any Asian girls at Artemis at the moment?