Rio de Janeiro Reports

I read a report on 4x4 said:

"You enter through a narrow hallway and go up a flight of stairs to the desk, where they give you a locker key. The lockers are to your right, down a half flight of stairs. After changing you can go to the showers and sauna (go back to the stairs you entered up, and go up one more level)."

My totally stupid question is so are the guys walking around the place butt naked, with a towel wrapped around them, in gym clothes or do you put your street clothes back on after the shower and sauna?

I bet you veterans are having a good laugh at my question.

You are absolutely right Bravo. Compared to 4X4 and even Monte Carlo the place is very sedate, hell even boring. SOMETIMES it gets festive there but it happens infrequenty. The ladies usually aren't very agressive and sometimes you just have to go up to a lady and let her (or them) know that you are interested; otherwise they will just let you sit there. T65 isn't my favorite Termas but I have met some real gems there at times. Other times I have sat there bored for an hour and then left for greener pastures. This is usually when I didn't see any dames to my liking.

- DSK

[QUOTE=Paul Kausch; 1372568]I read a report on 4x4 said:

"You enter through a narrow hallway and go up a flight of stairs to the desk, where they give you a locker key. The lockers are to your right, down a half flight of stairs. After changing you can go to the showers and sauna (go back to the stairs you entered up, and go up one more level)."

My totally stupid question is so are the guys walking around the place butt naked, with a towel wrapped around them, in gym clothes or do you put your street clothes back on after the shower and sauna?

I bet you veterans are having a good laugh at my question.[/QUOTE]Here is how it goes : Once you change into your robe (wrong size if it is really busy that day and you are late) , you keep it around until you leave. When you go to the sauna / showers, you hang it on a hook by the door and put it back on when you get out. If you are slightly unfortunate while relaxing on the chairs, having nothing to do with sauna or showers, watching tv or escaping from a pushy garota, you might have to happen to see nekkid men. Nobody gives a flying fuck and honestly, it might be a morale booster. That if such profoundly out of shape guys are having fun, you can too.

Only in the boate do some young natives go around with their rounds stripped down to their waists but in most other places they are robed.

[QUOTE=Erectus Indicus; 1372805]Here is how it goes : Once you change into your robe (wrong size if it is really busy that day and you are late) , you keep it around until you leave. When you go to the sauna / showers, you hang it on a hook by the door and put it back on when you get out. If you are slightly unfortunate while relaxing on the chairs, having nothing to do with sauna or showers, watching tv or escaping from a pushy garota, you might have to happen to see nekkid men. Nobody gives a flying fuck and honestly, it might be a morale booster. That if such profoundly out of shape guys are having fun, you can too.

Only in the boate do some young natives go around with their rounds stripped down to their waists but in most other places they are robed.[/QUOTE]You should keep your locker key with you at all times. Even in the shower or sauna. Your key number is how they keep up with your charges. Only the Macho Locals wear the robes down. Once in a while I see a FOOL in a Yankees cap walking around in a robe. You can stay down stairs and wear Street clothes and still session. Up stairs there is a relax room. If you really like to have fun use the firemans pole and slide down in your robe to the bottom floor.

IMHO go to 502 early and get a few beers with paid admission. Then walk over to 4x4 and get a early bird.

[QUOTE=Erectus Indicus; 1372805]Here is how it goes : Once you change into your robe (wrong size if it is really busy that day and you are late) , you keep it around until you leave. When you go to the sauna / showers, you hang it on a hook by the door and put it back on when you get out. If you are slightly unfortunate while relaxing on the chairs, having nothing to do with sauna or showers, watching tv or escaping from a pushy garota, you might have to happen to see nekkid men. Nobody gives a flying fuck and honestly, it might be a morale booster. That if such profoundly out of shape guys are having fun, you can too.

Only in the boate do some young natives go around with their rounds stripped down to their waists but in most other places they are robed.[/QUOTE]Got it. Thank's for the education.

Has anyone been here lately? Thinking about going tomorrow just to check it out of curiosity. Heard good and bad things from that place. Probably won't do anything but have 1 beer and leave. LOL

[QUOTE=UMadBro;1373041]Has anyone been here lately? Thinking about going tomorrow just to check it out of curiosity. Heard good and bad things from that place. Probably won't do anything but have 1 beer and leave. LOL[/QUOTE]No need to ask us. You have boots on the ground so go check it out and report back.

Decided to go there today for he first time. If you stay in copa like me highly recommend the metro like others have mentioned. Paid like 8reais round trip that took about 15min to get there. This place is very small but very easy to find. Got there and they had 5 girls working. Hooked up with this girl Amanda, cute girl with a decent body. The bad thing was that they waste a lot of time if you do the 1 hour like I did. She wanted to give me a massage first and I didn't want to be a jerk and say no so I let her. Did the massage for like 30min then she took my boxers off and put on the camisinha for A BJ. Really disappointed in that. I mean who wants a BJ with a dam condom on? So did that for like 10min then banged her the rest of the time. No kissing was aloud either. I guess it depends on the girl cause I heard not all girls there are like that. I just had bad luck I guess. Anyways paid 110 for 30min massage and 30min bang. If you're on a budget and just want to fuck and don't care what they do or how they do it then I guess this place is for you. Me I prefer the terma scene where you can sit down and order drinks and talk to all the girls. This place, as soon as you go in they escort you to the room and the girls come one by one to introduce themselves. Overall it was ok but I'm sure I'm not going back. Probably going to balcony tonight to scope out the scene.

I'll be back with details.

So I finally was able to buy Viagra Generico at my local Drogasmil near Paulas Freitas in Copa. They were cleaned out around New Year's. Took until this week to restock. Picked up 4 boxes of 8 pills each for R$35, 00 per box or roughly R$4, 45 per pill. At current US FX that's not bad! (Of course, BubbaBoy would tell me to go find cheaper in Centro or Tijuca, but fuck me I just spent 12 hours at work today, so stopping at the farmacia on my walk home is worth the extra price!).

Re T65 below. Actually they usually raise their prices each November / December. Last I remember an hour was around R$400. R$420 all in. Have to check some of my posts from earlier this year.

OK, so, from my post of October 16 2012: "I hadn't been to T65 for 4+ months maybe 5-6. Prices have gone up R$30 for 40 mins or for 1 hour, with the extra going to the girl. All-in with entrada, room, and girl, it's now R$360 for 40 mins and R$430 (!) for an hour. Zona Sul prices."

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1373459]So I finally was able to buy Viagra Generico at my local Drogasmil near Paulas Freitas in Copa. They were cleaned out around New Year's. Took until this week to restock. Picked up 4 boxes of 8 pills each for R$35, 00 per box or roughly R$4, 45 per pill.[/QUOTE]I don't use Viagra and know nothing about the normal prices. However last week in Manaus a friend of mine bought a lot of viagra for R$1 each pill. It might be some kind of pirata viagra, but he said it worked just fine.

Tonight I decided to make the journey to Solarium. I visit this place only on occasion because it is a bit out of the way & for the past few years I have not found the experience worth the time / effort it took to get there. Too bad, because about 13 years ago this Termas was great. It used to have some major hotties every night that would do some naughty things to you. Now whenever I go there it is a borefest.

I also miss the lady who used to work at the reception desk named Priscilla. She was very cool and sexy, I would Ihave loved to have taken her for a spin. Alas those days are long gone. I enter and am greeted by two chubby old ladies. One of them says it's R$90 to enter. Yeh, whatever. I go in and get showered / changed; walk upstairs into the boate just before 6PM. Man, so many fat chicks. I think people who say Brazilian women are much fatter than before are onto something. It's finally starting to sink in how many more fat dames there are now. Really. Is this the best Solarium could do? Don't get me wrong there are a few thin ladies there but then it's a matter of how they look, their personality, etc. I'll just cut to the chase and say that I was approached by a far number of women that were all too chubby for me so I declined every one. I did chat with a rather attractive morena clara with long black hair (I love that look) and big boobs. Called herself Rafeala. Unfortunately she was really trying hard to get me to do a saruba with her and a rather average looking blonde gal. Blondie was at least thin but she just didn't do much for me. Besides, I told her that sarubas are only good if everyone involved has good chemistry and are into it. She said that she "guaranteed" and good time but that's crazy talk IMO. Hell; it used to be that by this time both gals would have their tongues down my throat. At least give me something to sample. I had to pass and left not long afterwards. Place was too dry, too dull & too low on talent for me. But YMMV.

Go to leave, price for entrance + two drinks = R$140. Yeh, guess I'll wait another year before I return here.

Step out the door and it's raining cats & dogs. A fiting end to the journey.

- DSK

[QUOTE=Sperto;1373751]I don't use Viagra and know nothing about the normal prices. However last week in Manaus a friend of mine bought a lot of viagra for R$1 each pill. It might be some kind of pirata viagra, but he said it worked just fine.[/QUOTE]I have no doubt it can be had for those kind of prices outside of zona sul / RJ. Manaus is out there. Just for me, R$4. 45 per pill is a really reasonable Zona Sul price given that I damn well know I'm paying for convience.

[QUOTE=Devilspinkick; 1373851]Tonight I decided to make the journey to Solarium. I visit this place only on occasion because it is a bit out of the way & for the past few years I have not found the experience worth the time / effort it took to get there. Too bad, because about 13 years ago this Termas was great. It used to have some major hotties every night that would do some naughty things to you. Now whenever I go there it is a borefest.

I also miss the lady who used to work at the reception desk named Priscilla. She was very cool and sexy, I would Ihave loved to have taken her for a spin. Alas those days are long gone. I enter and am greeted by two chubby old ladies. One of them says it's R$90 to enter. Yeh, whatever. I go in and get showered / changed; walk upstairs into the boate just before 6PM. Man, so many fat chicks. I think people who say Brazilian women are much fatter than before are onto something. It's finally starting to sink in how many more fat dames there are now. Really. Is this the best Solarium could do? Don't get me wrong there are a few thin ladies there but then it's a matter of how they look, their personality, etc. I'll just cut to the chase and say that I was approached by a far number of women that were all too chubby for me so I declined every one. I did chat with a rather attractive morena clara with long black hair (I love that look) and big boobs. Called herself Rafeala. Unfortunately she was really trying hard to get me to do a saruba with her and a rather average looking blonde gal. Blondie was at least thin but she just didn't do much for me. Besides, I told her that sarubas are only good if everyone involved has good chemistry and are into it. She said that she "guaranteed" and good time but that's crazy talk IMO. Hell; it used to be that by this time both gals would have their tongues down my throat. At least give me something to sample. I had to pass and left not long afterwards. Place was too dry, too dull & too low on talent for me. But YMMV.

Go to leave, price for entrance + two drinks = R$140. Yeh, guess I'll wait another year before I return here.

Step out the door and it's raining cats & dogs. A fiting end to the journey.

- DSK[/QUOTE]Great report DSK. My experiences at Solarium have been the same as yours for the past 2 years. The Brazilians who mainly are the customers there tend to like 'them chubby, and so we get what you saw. It's too pricey, especially when you factor in the cab ride. Great use of "suruba" BTW, it's a great Brazilian porto word that means "orgy."

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1373869]Great report DSK. My experiences at Solarium have been the same as yours for the past 2 years. The Brazilians who mainly are the customers there tend to like 'them chubby, and so we get what you saw. It's too pricey, especially when you factor in the cab ride. Great use of "suruba" BTW, it's a great Brazilian porto word that means "orgy."[/QUOTE]Next to Centaurus, I hate Solarium. I will not step foot in either of them again.

[QUOTE=Eric Cartman;1373869]Great report DSK. My experiences at Solarium have been the same as yours for the past 2 years. The Brazilians who mainly are the customers there tend to like 'them chubby, and so we get what you saw. It's too pricey, especially when you factor in the cab ride. Great use of "suruba" BTW, it's a great Brazilian porto word that means "orgy."[/QUOTE]It's spelled suruba? Well at least I think I've been pronouncing it right. True, Brazilian guys tend to like thick chicks, black guys as well. But I am an exception, for me the thinner the better. Helps if they have a good attitude. Unfortunately Solarium now reminds me of the former Aeroporto. What a shame.

Reckon I'll stick to O Centro for the next couple of days. Maybe visit some of the less known places. We'll see.

- DSK