Another Asshole supporter
[quote=gamahucher]of all the isg members reporting on their various nefarious activities in various divers parts of the world, i must say that my favourite has to be that asshole with his sshh, don't tell, for sex tourists only efforts. he really tickles my funny bone with those weird, funny, self deprecating and misogynist field reports. they really ought to be collected together and have a seperate section of isg just for them.
keep it up mate. your a star. [/quote]yes, i agree. the vientiane report in the laos section could be his best work. what should his collection be called? ...'that asshole's skid marks'..? ...'on the shit trail with that asshole'...? come on opebo, help us out here. there's a grape gatorade in it for you if you come up with a good name.
Mahasarakam - Thailand's sex-capital
Mahasarakam, Thailand 2008
"Naked woman dancing before the world. And the world follows it as if hypnotised. Even to oblivion." The author believes that no man can think about women objectively and rationally. Except for the sex-tourists. Only we cannot be controlled by sex any more. Plerase join us and become free of sexual oppression.
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1./ General
Most of us maybe would not consider Mahasarakam as a top sex-tourist destination. (Calling it sex-capital was just a joke). It is quiet, out of the main Thai sex areas. However it still has some things to offer. First of all friendly locals. On top of that good food, comfortable and affordable accomodation and some unspoilt scene. But has meat too as you will see.
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2./ Travel, accomodation, food
Possibly Konken is the easiest approach to start from. Frequent buses run the 1 1/2 hour trip. Every half an hour from the old bus station (north edge of town centre). The comfortable aircon bus costs 50 B, the ordinary a little less. The Mahasarakam bus station is right in the town center. It is small, grotty and disorganized but does the job. It is right next door to the Lotus shopping area and walking distance to a number of hotels (80-300-800B range). The night markets are also adjacent. Well, this is a small town, everything is central.
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3./ The "meat"
Arriving a bit early, spent the time looking at some grotty wats in town. Bought a few bottles of Archa beer and that whiled the afternoon away. The evening market is good enough with a good selection of food and managed to buy some very tasty garlic sausages as well as a plate of seafood curry. Total cost of $1.50 or less. Following that, joined up with one friendly moto driver for the night to take me "sight-seening". There are many of the usual uniformed drivers at any time of night or day.
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Surprisingly, our first stop was just a couple of steps away from the bus station, right across the canal on th north side. There one lone but quite pretty young girl "waiting". Her offer was 500B for ST. The driver said there were more around the streets. But I wanted to see some brothels first where I can choose from a number of them in one place. We rode north again, past the clocktower on the second street, arriving at "Mahasarakam Hotel" (only sign in Thai). There first I inquired about the rooms, just to get the chance to look around. Starting at 80B for the night or ST, same price. The "girls" available weren't really girls at all. All being in their 40's or 50's and heavily painted but nice and friendly. ST pop just 300B, including the room!
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I mean they were very ugly but not uglier than many at the soi Yoksad in Pattaya or on the Beach Road. Before deciding, I just wanted to look a bit more so we went to the "Samakdi Hotel" (sign Thai only), quite nearby, just opposite the wat. Here we had a laugh as I had already passed this place during the afternoon stroll and noted that it must be a brothel for sure. The painted women inside remembered me of course and wanted to do an ST. Same prices as at the other place. To me the girl on the street looked a lot better than any of these so we went to look for her. She was still (or again?) there. Actually looked quite okay. Surely had kids but still young, about 25. We took advantage of the Samakdi Hotel's cheap room offer for 80B so the total bill came to 580B.
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My driver being a little bit strange looking but very friendly chap, insisted that he would find me more girls. After consulting with some more moto drivers, they offered to call a real part-timer university student. (There are two universities in town). We were to wait for her on the street. I waited a bit but really did not want to spend another 1000-1500B for a fuck, so I apologised and instructed my driver to return to the hotel. Paid him 120B for all his service.
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4./ Conclusion
Certainly, Mahasarakam is no sex capital of the world. But it has it's own charm, it is quiet, peaceful, friendly and made for an interesting night out.
There are no backpackers, no mad crowds and no arrogant western women.
In my opinion, (I have to say again) that it beats Pattaya for fun and adventure any day. The sex is besides the point but it is the journey that makes for the important part. Of course we also get the sex bit but only as a spice, so to say. As a side trip after Konken, I would recommend a visit to Mahasarakam.
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end Mahasarakam sex-capital report 2008. No map this time.
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Sukothai Sexreport 2008 (very secret!)
Sukotai 2008 (Confidential! For sex-tourist only!)
Contents:
#1-3 The BSM background
#4-7 Useful facts about Sukothai town
#8 Sex in Sukothai
#9 BSM
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Some background on Thai sex:
1. Sex is illegal
According to my best knowledge, the running of brothels is illegal under Thai state law. However (as we all know) this is very laxly enforced. One cannot fail to observe that the same is also illegal under British and US law (in most states), and generally very strictly enforced. One must also note that it is in overwhelming majority, the westerners who regularly descend on Asia for sex purposes and not the other way around (even though many Asians could afford it).
2. Fucking is immoral
Since we are men, we try and search the meaning of things (this sets us apart from women). The answer for this quite unique pattern may be derived from the "BSM" fenomena. In the author's opinion understanding "BSM" of Thailand is as important as understanding some of the language. If one is to become a "successful sex-tourist" of any sort.
3. Thai BSM for me the "unworthy"
We (especially our fathers) used to possess BSM values to a great extent however it has been killed out of us. Our world is so much poorer for it. Therefore as above in #1: we seem to crave it and enjoy the benefits of BSM. Even though we are hardly deserving beings. So, I myself a worm, an asshole of the smelliest kind received the great BSM benefits that Thai men created for me. So, sad and unfair. But here is the story of sex in Sukothailand.
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4. Introduction to Sukhotai
Located in close proximity ot Pattaya and Bangkok, Sukothai indeed offers some interesting entertainment apart from the historic ruins. In several ways in fact. Number one: is the large number of blonde backpackers regularly visiting the town. They can be a source of some intersting observations for degenerate old men like us. Number two: is the available ST Thai talent at favorable prices and good service. The scene is not huge. However will keep you occupied for a couple of days or so.
5. General
Sukotai town is one of the main tourist destinations of Thailand. Foreigners are welcomed and the locals are very used to strange, fat, sweating characters like us. English is frequently spoken everywhere. Accomodation is plentiful and cheap. As is quality food and tourist conveniences such as internet service. Yet the town is still blessed with a quiet charm and is nothing like the mad rush of Phuket or Pattaya. A worthwhile visit indeed.
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6. Transport
Sukotai has good transport connections to Bangkok, Pitsanulok and Chiangmai, among others. The Sukotai main bus station is some 2 km out of town. The distance is walkable but it is also easy to catch a samlo (tuktuk) for 30 baht or the local bus for 8B. To visit the historic ruins, you take another transport, one of the frequent large trucks which cost 30B. The distance is about 10 kms. From Bangkok you must go to the Mo Chit bus station to take the bus. However the possible easiest is to approach from Pitsanulok, the nearest large city. Phitsanulok has it's own very lively scene (see separate posting in the Forum about Pisanulok), as well as train connections to Chiangmai and Bangkok. Buses from Phitsanulok run every half an hour to Sukotai bus station.
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7. Food
A smallish night market is near the riverside. However as evening comes, most of the central streets are lined with foodstalls. The selection is good and varied, prices uniformly cheap.
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8. The meat
(Definitions:
>Tuk-tuk/samlo = Thai style three wheeled open-cab motorvehicle.
>ST= Short time fuck, 30-40 minutes
> Baht/B= Thai money, approx $1=B30)
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8.1 1500/2000 B deals (USD $50-65)
While taxis during daytime they are plentiful, at night it may be difficult to find one. The Sukothai samlos are set up in a funny, back-to-front way. So, the passenger sits in a tray in front of the driver, blocking his sight of way. Whoever invented this strange machine? After some search I finally located one lone samlo about 7 pm, near the main bridge that spans the smallish river. We agreed in a price of 100 B (1USD=33B), looking at a couple of girlie places, including his waiting time for me doing a short-time somewhere. First we passed by the karaoke places near the bus station, such as "Buddy karaoke" plus others (signs are in English).
I got off and went to talk with the karaoke-boss while my taxi waiting in the carpark. The doors were already open but no girls arrived yet. They would come after 9pm - I was told. Price of ST is 1500B (expensive!) plus 200 for room nearby. Better might be the overnight 2000B deal - if you can put up with the company of a woman for so long.
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8.2 A cheaper option 400-500 B
To fill out the time until then, we had a look at a cheap brothel, not very far. Called "Po Mo". There is no sign at all and it is set back from the road by a few yards but you might be able to see the pink neon lights from outside. One young Thai boy, about 25, standing watch at the gate. They had 2 cages inside. What? Women in cages? Yes, I had to confirm. And female forms sitting inside under the bright pink light.Indeed they were being displayed somewhat like a circus or zoo-show.
Now, that's amazing! And these resembling the proud, big-mouthed females that we see at home every day. Same two tits, one big mouth (open non-stop), one hole above the wheels. All a complete woman. Yet here they are caged. I would walk a thousand miles (who wouldn't) just to see one caged woman under pink bright lights. And here were many! This contrast hit me with elementary force and I couldn't stop enjoying it.
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8.3 Great free show
It was funny to see them in that position.. I kept telling to myself - "Wow, women in cages, sitting on red plastic chairs. Something like a very low class soapie. Funny, hehehe". I kept laughing. Good start for a fuck. But when I inquired I was informed that they actually let them out. The door was unlocked. And yes, some new ones kept coming soon. Now that's sad, but can't have it perfect. It was good enough anyway. And the ones inside weren't that good looking anyway. Just oldish, fat, painted Thai women. (To see the real proud good-looking white females in cages, now that would be a real great show.)
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8.4 Outside the cage
Plus apart from these, some more sat on a small bench in the back of the court. Nearly all quite used, not really young and all surely with kids. However the price is okay, just 500 B/ST.
I asked the boy/boss if had any women with no kids yet. In fact it was a good idea to ask, turned out he had two. I picked one that looked quite pretty to me. Around 25 years, slim, somewhat wildish face, with tattooing on arms. Also she appeared drunk which is a definite turn-on. (She gonna be a crazy fucker). After this, I was asked to pay the money up front. I felt hesitant to give the money first but I figured loosing $16 is not such a big deal. As it was fun already just being there. Of course we would pay that much for just a couple of beers back at home.
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8.5 Holy "virus" show - for free
Next I was to observe some more cultural behaviour and thoroughly interesting food for thought. I paid with a 1000B Thai bill. The boy lifted the large grey money up to his forehead, up-and-down, up-and-down, started praying at the front door with the money in his hand, bowing several times (to an invisible spirit, I had to guess).
If you've been to Thailand before, may have noticed that they also do this at beer-bars, gogo bars, especially if you are the first customer for the day. The thinking of these people is not quite the same as ours, as you might already suspected that much. Their "real" world is full of spirits and other invisible yet powerful forces.
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8.6 Who "knows" what?
Which you already "know" that don't really exist. The word "know" I put in the quation mark for a good reason. Because this boy also "knew" that the spirit was actually there. And you "know" that aids, influenza, etc is caused by invisible warrior bacterias, viruses and other "evil" characters. Funny to observe all these humans "knowing" all sorts of different and opposing things of which they never actually seen but know of from hearsay. The funniest is when they fight over their "beliefs" and even kill each other because someone believes in different things.
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8.7 Treat for deprived minds
Anyway, getting back to the brothel scene. While waiting for my change I chatted a little bit with my chosen girl. While the others seemed quite plain (the least), she looked quite attractive. Slim, pretty. All for the same price. Me, the smelly, deprived asshole about to grope those fresh 25 year young tits? Now that seemed an exciting proposition for an ugly fat wanker who never had a GF in his entire life. Eventually got my 600B change delivered and we walked to her sleeping room.
8.8. Playing with tits and nipples
Three large empty bottles of beer in the corner were the sure sign of her drunkenness. The room rather smallish and dark but not extremely dirty. (Seen a lot worse over the years). Although they surely wouldn't change the sheets after every fuck. No way. More like once a month or so. Next I helped to take off her black bra. Nice hot tits underneath, with big meaty brown nipples. I started sucking on those right away in an instant. We both totally naked played a bit first, rubbing against her hot young flesh. Would have made hard even the dead. Then to may dismay, she started laughing: "Is that your dick? Why so small? I thought farang had big cocks. Hehehehe, huhuhu." She kept comparing my miserable withered pencil to her little finger. She was drunk, wild and thoughtless.
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8.9. Where is the "stop-button" ?
I told her the truth that a big pig bit off half of it when I was still a small kid. Then she laughed again, saying that - "You shouldn't put your things into pigs' mouths, hehehe". Ah well, too late now to contemplate about that. The root was pretty hot and good, lasting for about 30 minutes. In fact I had enough and even too much. Once I get my 25 strokes my job is done, one fuck-point more. No reason to work harder. But she wanted to keep going all the time. I ended it all by pulling on my pants. Then she kept reaching into my pants to get it out again. Anyway, finally she went to wash up a bit. All in all I got good value. 500B plus taxi 100B, total 600. Cheaper and a lot more fun than Pattaya. Good, unwashed, drunken fuck. (Well, me too was drunk as usual, anyway. Thai whisky is cheap.)
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Next day I returned alone, without a taxi. The distance is walkable, 10 minutes from town centre. The street is well lit all the way. Near the Ruan Thai Hotel. This time as expected, the price dropped to 400 B. Not wanting to do the same one I had to choose something of a lesser quality but still okay. By the way the Ruan Thai Hotel has a big swimming pool. You can just order some food or beer and watch the (near) naked, big-titted blonde Scandinavian backpackers frolicking in the water all day. The show is free.
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9. Conclusion: (My observations)
So, what on earth is BSM?
As you would fairly guess, BSM stands for "Big Smack Man". That is the Thai man. Small in size, small in the cock. But big at the "smack". Females here don't meet many western men. So, they assume us the credit that our brown Thai brothers have earned. As mentioned earlier at #1, it is not often that Thai brothels are bothered by the state(as long as they pay some little tea-money). They are accepted as a necessity. Neither is it often that a Thai man harassed for rough handling of females. Be it his wife, girlfriend or a pro. It is also seen as a necessity. To avoid big troubles.
It would be foolish to undermine men's authority by chasing BSM. Prosecuting Thai men for a bit of BSM behaviour would make all other Thai men look fools. Fools earn no respect. Neither do they deserve it. Consequently, allowing BSM to flourish earns respect for all Thai men. It is not often that a Thai female would provoke a man. Therefore a little BSM training avoids serious assaults and conflicts on the long term. How wise the Thais are. And we also get the credit. And the service that comes with it.
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PS: The carver asshole
After the second successful fuck, I started to carve some letters in the brick pavement in front of the brothel. The Thai boy curiously inquired what I was writing. "B.H.S.S.S.C". I explained to him that it means: "Big heroes suck superman's smelly coke." See it, it is still there. If you have the time, please complete it with this: "U.W.F.M" - Ugly wankers f*%$ m^@t. "
We do, we do. So, why fight? We need to be no superheroes. Just learn from the Thais instead. Respect we can only earn together. Without the support of other men we all look like fools before women.
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End Sukotai 2008 BSM report
(sorry no map this time. But it's a small town.)
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Udonthani 2008 sex-report
udonthani 2008 report (secret sex-information / only for serious sex-tourist)
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[u]contents[/u]
1. introducing udon
2. transport
3. accomodation, food, miscellaneous info
4. the udon sex scene
5. some sexy stories
6. conclusion
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1. introducing udon
three words appropriately describe udon (by full name udonthani): one great city. it is just fantastic. so easygoing, convenient, modern and yet friendly - even to westerners. lacking most of the crowds and pollution of central thailand. apart from all that, udon has a great sex-scene and a lot to offer to the serious sex-tourist who does not want to lick feet to women.
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2. transport
2.1/ (please do not confuze udontani with ubon rachatani which is another great thai city). udon is located 560 kms north from bangkok, near the thai-laos border. it is a large and important thai town and trading post. therefore, conveniences and transport connections are extensive. udon is the second last stop on the bangkok-nongkai railway line. overnight sleeper trains are one comfortable way to the capital. railway station is walking distance to town center, nightmarkets and many hotels.
2.2/ udonthani has two bus stations. the old bus station is in the center of town, just opposite the big robinsons shopping center (across from the farang bars). the new one is outside the bypass ringroad, at the end of #6, 7, 14 public bus routes. these two has services all over thailand.
2.3/ apart from the above, there is a bus stall at the rangsina market (near tesco lotus s/c) where the buses to nongkai/ (town nearest to lao border) leave from. you can reach this by #6 public bus.
2.4/ local transport in udon is by the usual "songtaew" (see ubonrachatani posting for more on songtaew) and the flat fare is 8b/trip.
tuk-tuk and motorcycle taxis are also available for hire, all day and even late at night.
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3. accomodation, food, etc
3.1/ just a few steps either from the railway or the old bus station you will find a large variety of hotels, 200-1000b (1usd$=33b). some farang bars also rent out rooms. many westerners have made udon their permanent home and monthly rentals are easy to find. rates are very favorable when compared to bangkok or pattaya.
3.2/ "amazing variety" probably describes udon's night food markets, being possibly some of the best in thailand (konken, pisanulok also recommended). western food is available in many of the farang bars ("farang" means: frenchman, but commonly used for all westerners). location is marked on map below.
3.3/ other things to do: old men like to feed stray animals. you can feed plenty of fish at the central nong prajak lake plus other lakes in town. the surrounding parklands are not quite up to western standards but nice enough for a stroll when the sun sets.
3.4/ quite good free maps are available from the tourist office near nong prajak or from the farang bars (marked on map below). it lists lots of other things you can do while in town.
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4. the sex scene
4.1 nice brothels: one thing you will notice soon in udon is the large number of single western men. makes you wonder why? having called it "great city" is justified again in this aspect as "noble sex-tourist gentlemen" like us, are well catered for. when times are good (usually) there are many cheap st (short-time) brothels costing 3-400b/pop with young, beautiful girls. this is when "nice people" rule. occasionally the "antisex- perverts" step in and then it goes quiet for a while.
then picks up again. there are two main st areas. not wanting to destroy the fun (because we like udon so much), it is suggested that you ask the nice gentlemen that gather at the farang bars for exact locations. i know they are well known anyway, but still better the perverts not able to say: -"this report said that." sure you will find them. or a taxi can take you but then they charge a little more, like 100b or so.
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4.2 the "soapies":
(for a thorough explanation of what a soapie is and about the service, you can consult the posting in - bangkok/massage parlours/post on jan 9.2008, by the same author. it has lots of useful info). udon used to have three but at present only two big ones are open." vimanmen" is attached to the udon hotel and "oscars" to the charoensri palace hotel. both are good, large with many young attractive females and service is usually good.
prices range from 1300 to 1700 baht for a 90 minute session ($40-50). while chiangmai soapies are well known for bad service and overcharging farangs, udon is famous for excellent attitudes and reasonable prices. well worth a look. remember, at a soapie you always win a prize. no competition with other men. it is happy and peaceful. (soapies are also on the map below).
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4.3 karaokes: some provide st sex apart from singing. please ask the nice farang gentlemen again. this report will not detail these, as it is mostly thai scene.
4.4 streetwalkers: can be found at night around the night markets/ train station and the street leading to it. usually older women, prices are cheap, 2-300b/pop (about $7-8 usd).
4.5 farang bars: the usual hostess/barfine theme that you may alrady know from pattaya. this report will also not detail these, simply because the writer has not much experience with them (and does not recommend them either). for the better looking females here you must compete with younger, more handsome men than yourself. and being old, charmless and impoverished you most likely will lose. while on the other hand at the brothels and soapies everyone wins a prize, everyone gets a fair go. it is "happy sharing for all". and don't have to chat with women too, saving the brain-damage. not agreeing with this is fine. it's is only the writers humble opinion.
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part 2
5. some lovely udon sex stories
after arrival and checking in to the hotel first thing i ventured to examine the situation at "soi fai dung". the name describes it all, it's quite a "dung-heap" of a place but at least the prices are cheap. it's one small lane running off wattanuwong street. easy walking distance to the robinsons (charoensri) shopping center. exact location again the nice farang gentlemen can show you. i intentionally did not put it on the map because:
reason #1= i doubt that any of these joints pay tax. therefore they are not really legal. here shows the dirt of this hypocrite system again (in any country, not especially in thailand): by making it illegal, sex-trade is being pushed underground. taken out of the hands of honest businessmen and given to the dogs, the maffia to run. who keep it open by bribing the cops. therefore of course tax is not, and cannot be paid. legalizing it, would cut into the cops' bribes. therefore they swear that it is evil and must not be legalized at any case. did somebody mention drugs? anybody notices the similarity between the two stories?
reason #2= because most (but not all) of the girls are practically illegal workers, lao citizens. so, another reason to at least not put it on maps. it is good for us in a way, that at least they are young and cost very little. a thai hooker of similar quality would cost the earth, several times the price charged here. i know everyone knows where they are. but still, shouting it in their faces like this is rude. let's be subtle like thais. we came to root and not to offend. because we are the "poor deprived men" of the evil western femifascist rule. it's not our fault. but we are otherwise nice and sensitive, aren't us?
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soi fai-deng area (means "red light):
this is pretty much the lowest class of brothels in udon. rooms are totally crappy, dirt and rats everywhere. also quality of merchandise on display is lower than elsewhere. therefore st only costs 300b/pop which is a reasonable deal. one exception is the house right on the corner which maintains higher standards with nice rooms and quality girls. here also the service is reliably good. however on this occasion i just wanted to see what was available in the other houses.
[u]one really dirty fuck[/u]
one elderly woman waves me in from the street "girl, girl?". okay i follow her inside some claustrophobic corridor of plywood. she opens the rooms one by one. each one has one girl inside, all a bit heavy but young enough, 20-25 years. one looks allright, not as fat as the rest and has something special: extra sized mammaries! hadn't had those for a while, sort of elusive commodity in this country. or at least rare on a slim girl. so i choose that one. old mama demands 400b. i protest, pretend to leave, deal is off. usually they charge here 300b. so finally we agree in 350.
the price could have gone up, i couldn't be sure. still it's just $11, nearly same as cambodia. i have to say again that these rooms are totally offputting. the dirt, the smell and it lacks all privacy with huge holes on the walls, the girls taking videos by their handphones of the others fucking. on top of that, in this one the walls sort of fall short of the ceiling and the other girls sitting on top of it, spectating as we root.
[u]amateur video shot[/u]
and taking videos of course. i don't mind it as much but my girl is very determined to turn all the lights off. i don't let her to do that, so then she pulls one very dirty blanket over us as we fuck. that thing really stinks so i fight to throw it off. so we sort of struggle in a friendly way but this does not stand in the way of a good root. even makes it more interesting in a way. i hear the other girls giggleing next door as they play back the video.
saying: look farang does this and that. it's kind of spooky but that just ads some spice to this pop. i guess all is on the videoclip, the bj, the titty sucking, the doggie, etc. forget to check the quality though, as i tip my girl 50b ($1.50), quickly dress up and leave. not going too far, just to the corner knocking shop, the good one. here the cost is 400b, not negotiable and it is worth it. these are actual rooms with clean bathrooms, real walls, no "peeping-toms". two young girls sit in a nice clean lounge in very civilized surroundings, watching some film on tv.
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[u]young beauty[/u]
one black, one pink, and one blue, by dresses. i tell the boss that i want the pink one (sort of nice color). we must pay up front here, so i give the boss 400b. we move in to her room. total luxury when compared to the previous one. strong fluoro tube gives excellent light and she is relaxed to have it on. nice, smiley young girl, just 20 years. fresh from the rice farm, unspoilt, keen to please and respectful to men. i quite like the attitude. we chat a bit while she unceremoniously undresses, putting all her garments on one chair and sitting there naked within a minute.
not even shy. her casualness is so sexy, like dealing with some friend and not a customer. just to see that naked, perfect white young woman sitting there i get quite hard in one instant. she can see it through the pants and laughs at it. then i quickly throw off all my clothes in a hurry and start fucking her like crazy. no warm-ups, nothing just one mad hot fuck and she reacts very well getting into the action. this is good shit, totally excellent service for $12 or around. i fail to shower again, i figure that will do it in the soapie at next stop. i look at my watch and notice with surprise that i only was in for about 20 minutes. and that includes the dressing time, etc. wow a real quickie, but good.
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[u]fishbowl soapie root[/u]
the vimanmen soapie massage at udon hotel is not too far, just 10 mins walk. (if you want to know what a "soapie" is and more about the service: bangkok/massage parlours/ jan9, 2008 posting offers more complete information). i walk in, papasan comes around soon. price is 1500b (usd$46) for 90 minutes session. the lineup just 6 today, but it's still early. i pick a young one, fresh faced, very slim and youthful. have the feeling that she would refuse service. just too shockingly beautiful for an ugly old idiot like me. but instead to my surprise she gives a big smile as papa calls her out by number from the fishbowl.
while she lets the water running in the bath we cuddle together on the bed as the aircon is totally freezing. i suggest to turn it off but it is central and cannot. she is wearing a childish very short pink dress, most likely designed to drive old men crazy. despite the cold i undress the cutie, noticing how perfect the little fragile body is. totally schoolgirl like, even has the tooth braces.
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[u]tiny "chinese" puss[/u]
165 cms and just 40kgs. chinese style almond eyes and lovely oriental face. for the next 20 minutes i spend playfully splashing around in the warm water with little naked kitty. here they don't have the "body-massage" as in pattaya or had yai. but instead i move to the large bed and keep watching as she stands up in the bath, soaps up her perfect catbody and then showers. then drying off and she joins the party on the bed. she starts rooting on top then we take turns. i don't enjoy the sex as much as the show she puts on.
very playful and funny. she lies on her shoulders, hips high in the air while receiving a huge spermshot. fuck, such a sexy kitten, would make mad even a snowman. she is dangerous. good entertainment for the night, worth the cost, less than $50 for this one (a months salary of a cambodian or lao worker, maybe 1.5 weeks for a thai. kind of waste when thinking like this).
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another "terrible" day in udon
[u]food and other fun things[/u]
food-hunting is one of the more interesting part of travelling on thailand. trying to find something exciting every time. as with pussy hunting, it does not always work out perfectly. bought some good looking salad at the nightmarkets, with black sliced eggs on the side. first bite and some strange feling. fire. but not chillies. it's fucking salt! it's saltier than salt, some strange thing. maybe they normally eat this in small portions with rice? luckily also bought some sausages and fruit so did not stay hungry. after this program, spent the next time frame with "beggar-hunting". usually i like to allocate some (very small) amount for beggars every day.
but in laos ther are not many beggars and the kanbo beggars are so agressive that i made it a point not to give, quite a bit accumulated in the "beggar-fund". while the kanbo beggars touch you and pull you, the thai beggars are really nice and polite, just sitting there quietly and humbly. you would feel bad not to give. i admire humbleness in everyone as the highest virtue. these thais have so much culture that we cannot understand.
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[u]our future: old age and death[/u]
luckily found quite a few friendly beggars around the markets. finally coming across old thai papa, about 100 years in age, sitting next to a telephone booth, trying to make cigarettes from the butts he found on the street. he owned a guitar sort of musical instrument with strings. made from a shapeless, dilapidated wooden box sort of thing. i felt so close to him. it could be any of us. we will never be children. we will never be women. but we will be very old, fragile, helpless papas like this fine old thai gentleman. this is us, projected in the future.
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another great lie of the feminists is that "children are our future". it is obviusly total rubbish. it just over-stresses their own female importance. truth is: we will never be children again. our future is "old age and death". everybody's future. even the childrens' future. it is worthless to put the children in such high esteem while neglecting the truth of "old age and death". children can have their time when thy grow up and grow old. they haven't worked for anything yet. while reflecting on this i could not resist walking into the 7/11 shop and buying old papa one pack of thai made krongtip smokes. it's good strong shit. (but does not cause cancer or anything bad). he unbelievingly accepted it, as if it was like christmas for him or something.
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marathon fucking action:
[u]challenge: 5 fucks in 2 hours. possible?[/u]
today i decided to start at the adulyadet street brothel complex. here the quality of "merchandise" varies but rooms are generally acceptable. the plan was to beat in 5 points if i possibly could. i gave myself 2 hours for this. is it possible? #1>the first one was a tall, slim 20yo. ugly face but beautiful white body plus very slim. while i rooted she did nothing except watching the ceiling with a neutral expression. but i could turn her into every position like the inflatable porn-doll that we buy at the sex-shop, with the batteries and vibrating vagina.
i quite like those, have a few at home. for this price who could complain, it is all good. you cannot please everyone, so you have to please yourself. i had a good time, her good time is up to her. i always wondered if they still get wet when they don't enjoy it. so i sucked the lovely nipples and caressed the hole. she did get wet!
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[u]they must like it![/u]
so, either they get wet no matter, or she actually liked it. must have because i am "sexy man" - so they say in pattaya. anyway, it was interesting and a beautiful body. next i went to the end of the street to the house with the restaurant. all exceptionally pretty here. as usual, i chose by color of dress. i say "red". girl says no. then i say "blue". this one says no again. what da fuggg going on here? the manager starts apologising "sorry, sorry". then brings me one fat chick, to root that one. ridiculous, they have no manners here.
need some serious training to teach them respect for people. anyway doesn't matter, walking just a few meters again the next one is great. #3>tiny short haired girl, very cute very sexy and willing to please. lots of kissing and cuddles, so affectionate like a little puppy-dog. i liked this one. out on the street again, young thai boy pulling me into his shop "have a look sir!"
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[u]tall beauty "goldmine-owner"[/u]
wow, they have some good ones here! i say "black!" #4> papa points, the girl in black dress gets up. wow, so tasty looking. tall, slim, total beauty with great face. just made for deranged old wankers to sperm inside her fur lined pinky hole. one injustice of the world is that women are rich even when they don't have money. they can always pay for food, shelter and kindness even if they are broke. while if a man doesn't have money he is lost, broke, finished.
so, now my pretty girl is just about to mine out another $10 from her unlimited goldmine. interesting thoughts. we go to the room. i take off her bra. wow, great tits, great body, all great. she does nothing. i get to discover where the money is, by inserting a probe into her goldmine. then continuing the exploration pulling out the probe and reinserting rhythmically. finally i feel that i got it. suck it up by the end of the probe. exploration succesful. "where is the money?" -she asks. i search myself all around. where has it gone?
finally i find it. it was in my pocket! came out of the goldmine, through the probe, then landed right in my left pocket." - i explain her in broken thai. not sure if she understands.
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[u]born with $1000,000[/u]
"where is the tip?" -she asks. i search the pockets. - "i don't know! maybe i should insert the probe again? i could find it in there. " - i answer, pointing to the "magic-hole" between her legs. she just waves annoyedly goodbye. anyway, she found another $10 in there. there is a lot more, for sure. even millions and millions and millions. what was this? number4? i desperately try to remember. maybe i should do one more. hardly any time left, just like 15 minutes from the 2 hours. so, desperately i wander into the nearest house, point to the nearest hooker.
pay the cash, move to room, quickly, quickly, undress, take off bra, panties, oh just 5 minutes left, hurry, hurry. girl does not seem to understand why to hurry. i have no time to explain. put dick inside, pull, push, pull, push, 25 times. time is up, watch starts beeping. exactly at that moment gate opens and girl's warm hole gets even hotter from the shot of sticky sperm. fuck, i won! what di i win? i don't know. it was sort of just an idea, what if, is it possible to beat in five fuck-points in two hours? yes, sure it seems. little bit of a rush though. i feel tired, time for a beer or two.
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udontani sex
part3
second last day in udon
today food-hunting was good. found some little banana leaf basket with fish and bamboo shoots inside, all steamed. totally delicious! searching for an empty chair, asking the mature thai man opposite if i can sit down. he just waves his hand: "yes". next he looks at my food with wide eyes, saying something like -" ahhargnnn neeeh arghlaii, neeeeh arghgh???" it downs to me that this thai man actually cannot speak thai very well. so i ask where on earth he came from. says: japan. funny, looked totally thai, that thai-chinese type.
[u]hunting in group + farm info[/u]
he could speak a little thai, a little english and a little indonesian (used to have indo gf) so we could communicate a bit. of course he was here for the chicken too. usually prefering indonesia though for travel, as i found out. he thought that the price here for st was 800b, that is what they charged him. i offered to go together next time and maybe we can get it cheaper. so, we walked down to adulyadet street and he got laid for 400b. i chose a young lao babe, pink dress this time. my friend had the blue. my girl was very pretty, but inexperienced.
good natured though, smiley and sweet. surely a winner for this price. so easy, just point and pick. no need to chat them up. i like this very much. afterwards we cuddled for a while and i got some fascinating insights into lao agriculture. like that the price of a buffalo is $600 (well maybe a price winning one), buffalo have one kid per year, people don't usually drink buffalo milk, etc. these things are good to know, and i was glad for having this sweet girl, who also very pretty. my jap friend came out too and we made some plans for the next day going to soapie together.
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[u]****-feeding = fish feeding[/u]
next day:
before soapie, we did what old men usually like to do. feeding the fish. it is great fun, there are just so many of them in there. while doing this, of course we chatted a bit. i seem to get along better with asians. they still have that traditional "chauvinistic" streak in them which i quite like. westerners look at women as equal, which idea does not appeal to me so much. anyway, he said that he had second thoughts about the girl he fucked the night before. she just lay there, looking very sad and desperate. because he was my junior by one year, i decided maybe i can explain him some things to him.
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[u]fish vs. people[/u]
like this: " look at all this fish in this lake. do you ever go fishing? the fish is there to provide us with entertainment. that is their purpose in life. we cannot contemplete about how each fish feels. some we feed, others we eat. it is their life and they serve a purpose. you shouldn't feel bad about that girl. she is the fish. her life is to entertain us. we give meaning to her life which otherwise would have nothing, no purpose. " he seemed to accept this and looked happier afterwards. when you understand it means a lot. the soapie session turned to be a success otherwise. you never know whet is gonna hit you next but this was beyond what i expected.
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[u]great soapie huge-titter[/u]
oscare massage (soapie) at charoensri palace hotel (near the lake). time 8pm, lineup is good, about 15-20 very good looking females on display. they are on sale now or something, all just 1300b each. that seems a pretty good deal as some of them are real knockouts. about 6 thai men already sitting around and mustering them quietly. i decide to act quickly, lest they take the one i like. big tall woman, huge chest. i suspect it is artificial but nevermind, still good. the hole surely is real. "that tall one, the gorgeous on the left with the long hair, number #152" - i tell the boss. so good they have numbers. easier to remember than names. all people all should have numbers instead of names - it sort of dooms to me. hello #546! how are you going mr #4193? what an excellent idea! i shall patent it!
[u]crazy woman, sex-maniac[/u]
here we must pay the monies first before we can root. the boss said this one did not have kid yet. i don't suppose he lied, maybe rather did not know. i take off her clothes and can see the signs. still a big gorgeous young woman though. about 5'8". dwarfing me in her high heels. our room, our little love-nest is sparklingly clean, all white walls with big mirrors even on the ceiling. we chat a bit, feeling each other up on the bed first. looking into her eyes i can see that she is crazy. what is she gonna do? first she complains that cannot find a boyfriend with her height. she has a classical barbie doll like face. barbie hair. barbie eyes. more like farang than thai. real woman sure, real hips, no adams apple, real girls voice. i feel actually glad that her body is not perfect. at least she is more down-to-earth this way.
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[u]60% barbie, 40% human[/u]
nearly human. more like 60% barbie, 40% human. both naked we move to the bath. they have no body-massage service here. i mention it and she quickly finds a solution. using the bath lotion she rubs up her perfect figure and starts sliding on top of me in the bath. paying special attention to the dick, carefully positioning it between her huge bangers. she is playing for joy, i can see. she has a toy and quite forgot about me. the dick is her customer now. this all adds up for a very good sexy rub and a massive hard-on. even in the hot water, i am surprised. her fault. we dry off and position on the bed, under the mirrors.
cat-bath is next program and she gets lost in it. over the chest, arms, legs, back and when getting to the buttocks i call it a stop. but she wouldn't. goes straight for the letter "o". i feel embarassed, but helpless. then i tell her about my extensive anal herpetic lesions, but too late already. not sure she understands.
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[u]maniac porn-fucker[/u]
i knew she would be crazy. now gonna fuck me silly. all the while i keep watching in the various mirrors. the sex is boring, but this is great show. her big body is working hard and lets out lots of scream during the root. after wards we cuddle for a long time plus kiss. they can pretend the affection so well even within this little short session. how much more in real life! and men fall for them like stones. i ask her if ever played in a porn movie, because she would make a good one. she says that not yet, but would like to. sure she is mad, sex-crazed, maniac. unlucky day! her body is great.
[u]my new girl-friend?[/u]
but i can see that she desperately tries to find something to complement about my body. finally says "i like your teeth. they are nice." then while she turns away for a second i take the whole set out and hold it in my palm. moving the teeth up and down as if chewing. she screams freaks out by this, and makes me laugh so hard that i fall off the bed and hit my head (just alittle). this used to be my favorite party-trick in pattaya at the beerbars, hehehe. and the other one is farting to the rhythim of the music. but now i don't have any gas so can't show her my talents. really impressive though, i had practiced it to perfection in pattaya.
so, this night i had been totally spoiled by the service (usual in udon). offered 100b tip. she thanked (a little bit). again i have to confirm, so far the soapie experiences had been some of the best in this country. beats all other types of sexual entertainment. for something like $40, it is cheaper than "free". no foot-licking to women at any time. just good service. udon? highly recommended for all "deprived" men.
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end udontani 2008 report
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