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Privetik Jake, thanks for your reports, I enjoyed them, not only cause you actually are almost the only one who report from other Russian cities, but also cause I like the way you write.

[QUOTE=Jake993;1123899]....Friday Saturday were DEFINITELY the night to go out around here and it's pretty sleepy during the week.[/QUOTE]That's the problem when one decides to go on his expenses out of Piter or Moscow, no really matter where, even a very good city as Krasnoyarsk, offers almost nothing for 5 days per week and considering viza, buy flight paying high price of accomodation with only 4 real days of hunting in 14 days of holiday it does not worth so that much. Yeah, mamba contacts, but we know they are a hit or miss.

Nice time in Moscow Jake, waiting to read your aurora / 911 report.

Jake,

Do you remember what's on the Crazy Menu at Amsterdam Bar? Do they offer a privat kabinet for sex-on-premises? Or is sucking titties during the privat tanyets as far as it goes?

[quote=stravinsky; 1123934]jake,

do you remember what's on the crazy menu at amsterdam bar? do they offer a privat kabinet for sex-on-premises? or is sucking titties during the privat tanyets as far as it goes? [/quote]i seem to recall that at amsterdam, the crazy menu was almost identical to zazhegalka, which i lifted from their web site for your convenience. and by the way, during both private dances i bought, sucking titties did not seem to be a problem so i assume it's included. i inquired about sex-on-premises in both places and was told "absolutely not" in no uncertain terms. they advised that if i wanted sex, the best option would be to arrange with hotel security (seriously) or to visit a sauna.

having said all that, check out the item about 15th from the bottom. release dancer from her duties for one hour (6, 000 r). hmmmmm. seems like that could be construed as sex-on-premises.

crazy menu.

description / duration / price.

dj-show (announce of dancers) 1 track 500 rub.

private dance 2 tracks 1000 rub.

private dance (1 girl and 2 guests) 2 tracks 2000 rub.

private dance (1 girl and 2 guests) 2 tracks 3000 rub.

private dance (2 guests and 1 girl) 2 tracks 2000 rub.

private dance with the waitress 1 track 3000 rub.

erotic dance of the guest with a dancer in vip-zone 1 track 500 rub.

massage made by a tender girl in vip-cabin

- neck 2 tracks 1000 rub.

- back 2 tracks 1000 rub.

- belly 2 tracks 1000 rub.

table dance 1 track 500 rub.

table dance from our table to yours 1 track 500 rub.

table dance (full strip) 1 track 1000 rub.

full strip on the stage 1 track 1000 rub.

dance of a guest with a girl on the stage 1 track 1000 rub.

dancing of a guest on the stage 1 track 1000 rub.

lesbian duet, trio (orgy of any number of dancers) 1 track 500 rub x number of dancers.

lesbian dance of 2 girls with a guest 1 track 1000 rub.

ice show (erotic fantasies on your table are so hot that can melt even ice) 1 track 2000 rub &1093; price of the ice (kg)

fruit "peep show" (erotic fantasies with bananas and other fruits) 1 track 1000 rub x number of dancers.

undress a dancer on the stage up to topless. 1 track 1000 rub.

a girl undresses a guest on the stage 1 track 1000 rub.

cognac from the dancer's navel 1000 rub + cognac price.

tequila sex (tequila with salt from the naked dancer's breast) 2000 rub + tequila price.

dessert on the bar (eating of fruits with cream from naked dancer) 1500 rub

spread dancer with a cream and the lick it off. 1 track 2000 rub.

topless girl at your table 1 track 500 rub.

dance of a girl out of turn 1 track 500 rub.

buy a dancer's suit part negotiated price.

slow dance with a dancer 1 track 500 rub.

slow dance with a waitress 1 track 1000 rub.

slow dance with the administrator 1 track 2000 rub.

order of music 1 track 500 rub.

release a dancer from her duties (in accordance with her wish) 1 hour 6000 rub.

vip cabin rent 2 tracks 1000 rub.

romantic time with a dancer 30 minutes 3000 rub.

invite a waitress to seat at the table 30 minutes 3000 rub.

take a shower with a dancer 2 tracks 3000 rub.

"water ballet" (fantastic show of three dancers in shower cabin) 1 track 3000 rub.

harem from tree dancers 30 minutes 6000 rub.

srip show on the bar 1 track 1500 rub &1093; number of dancers.

your whim "new year party" 30 minutes 7500 rub.

order of a fancy-dress performance 1500 rub.

make a water pipe draw with the naked dancer 3000 rub.

"playful hands" attraction (unique chance to wash a girl out of shower cabin) 1 track 1000 rub.

"remember your childhood" attraction (nostalgic riding on a swing) 1 track 500 rub.

barman strip show (very erotic) 1 track 3000 rub.

deposit table (water pipe, table dance. 2 dancers) 1 track 3000 rub.

no parking (if you want our girls not to disturb you during one hour) 1 hour 3000 rub

[QUOTE=Jake993;1124064]Having said all that, check out the item about 15th from the bottom. Release Dancer from her duties for one hour (6, 000 R). Hmmmmm. Seems like that could be construed as sex-on-premises.[/QUOTE]Jake,

молодец! Thanks for providing the Crazy Menu.

такой хитрый парен! (such a clever guy)

[i]Release a dancer from her duties (in accordance with her wish) 1 hour 6000 руб.[/i] That's usually referred to as an увольнение (excused or dismissed) and it doesn't mean sex-on-premises. For 6,000 руб. the club will allow a girl to leave the club with you for 1 hour. But you need to have some place to take her, usually your hotel or apartment. That's actually a very good price. In Moscow it can be 10,000 or 15,000, and that's just what you pay to the club.

[i]Romantic time with a dancer 30 minutes 3000 руб.[/i] I wonder what that is... is that at the table or in the Veep kabinet?

I have to say, the prices in Krasnoyarsk are not bad, at least when compared to Москва.

[QUOTE=Jake993; 1123899]Tuesday. I was back to my old self and trolled Mamba and Rusdosug.

But a quick troll on Mamba DID turn up this little peach.

[url]http://mamba.ru/un-123?afolder=album_photos[/url]

She was absolutely gorgeous. Damn, it was worth R3, 000 an hour just to look at her. REALLY interesting body because for relatively small tits she has sizable nipples. Look closely at the photos. [/QUOTE]Jake,

Thanks for the great reports from the Wild East.

Incidentally, did you consider calling on her [i]Padrooga[/i] Dazha?

Equally gorgeous going by these photos.

[url]http://mamba.ru/un-123/?afolder=album_photos&album_id=590178940&[/url]

Could have been a superior trio, perhaps?

Maybe even worth evading wild dogs for.:)

VG.

[QUOTE=Gergiev; 1124466]Jake,

Thanks for the great reports from the Wild East.

Incidentally, did you consider calling on her [i]Padrooga[/i] Dazha?

Equally gorgeous going by these photos.

[url]http://mamba.ru/un-123/?afolder=album_photos&album_id=590178940&[/url]

Could have been a superior trio, perhaps?

Maybe even worth evading wild dogs for.

VG. [/QUOTE]No kidding. Unfortunately Dasha was visiting Moscow.

Jake,

Thanks for the report on Krasnoyarsk. Brought back some fond memories.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, one of the must-monger destinations of provincial Russia.

I got to know a beautiful brunette from Club Shpilka named Diana, spoke fluent English and would look after me well when I visted the city / club. Picked up a blonde from a tochka in the middle of nowhere (stumbled out of Mama Roma one night and into a taxi, asked for Girls! And he delivered) who couldn't get off without something in her ass and I didn't even have to pay extra.

Stayed at the Metilitsa, girl friendly, fairly central. They used to give me the room with the near naked girl painting above my bed, must have known what was going on in there.

Haven't been back for a while, might have to get back there next summer.

Cheers,

[QUOTE=Jake993; 1122757]Guys,

This place is a GOLD MINE.

The place is crawling with beautiful girls.

These girls are HOT.

Very well dressed with money to buy their own drinks.

I estimate the Female : Male ratio to be about 3:1. No joke.

I don't know where the guys are in this city.

Local guys just laugh saying that most girls in Krasnoyarsk are pretty available.

Things have been quite easy.

The girls are really interesting looking.

Most are tall and slender with great bodies.

VERY exotic.

Put it on the list.

(slightly edited for content) [/QUOTE]Go ahead everybody and slam me, I know you all will. Mercilessly and endlessly.

But while everyone's slapping you on the back, somebody still needs to point out the obviously glaring similarity.

Just like Frenchie wrote about his Uzbek paradise, you create a nearly unbelievable image of words, and back it up with nothing except websites.

I guess that's all that most members need to be spoon fed and blindly accept it without question.

But some of us can actually see, you know.

Don't take it personally, ok?

We're all well aware of your personal preference against, or problem with, cameras and females.

There's no requirement to be a photographer.

Let's be very fair about this, everybody's entitled to their post in their own style.

But seeing is believing.

And I'm not talking about photos of building architecture or stairways, like Frenchie's.

This is what I'm talking about:

[QUOTE=Bez Bezarra; 1127549]Go ahead everybody and slam me, I know you all will. Mercilessly and endlessly.

But while everyone's slapping you on the back, somebody still needs to point out the obviously glaring similarity.

Just like Frenchie wrote about his Uzbek paradise, you create a nearly unbelievable image of words, and back it up with nothing except websites.

I guess that's all that most members need to be spoon fed and blindly accept it without question.

But some of us can actually see, you know.

Don't take it personally, ok?

We're all well aware of your personal preference against, or problem with, cameras and females.

There's no requirement to be a photographer.

Let's be very fair about this, everybody's entitled to their post in their own style.

But seeing is believing.

And I'm not talking about photos of building architecture or stairways, like Frenchie's.

This is what I'm talking about:[/QUOTE]Bez,

You got me. What can I say? You caught me red handed. I am perpetrating a ruse for the Krasnoyarsk Chamber of Commerce. There are actually NO girls in Krasnoyarsk. None what-so-ever. I am part of a dirty plot to lure unsuspecting foreign men to Krasnoyarsk where there are no women at all. It's all bullshit. You can't believe a word I say because I did not capture one single photo of a naked girl. Hell, I wasn't even there. In fact I wasn't even in Russia. I was holed up in a basement apartment in Hoboken. Slam you Bez? Why would I (or anyone else on this board) want to slam you for calling me a liar? It's all just harmless banter. Right Bez?

Hugs & Kisses,

Jake.

PS. While I do not have any naked photos, I do have a bit of Boots and Furs fetish so here's a little something to get everyone's imagination going.

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[QUOTE=Jake993; 1128171]Bez,

I was holed up in Hoboken.

I do have a little something to get everyone's imagination going. [/QUOTE]Fur and boots?

Well, fur burgers, or puss and boots, would've been a little more interesting, but to each his own.

I'm disappointed with the membership, that nobody gave you a little credit for your illustrative effort.

I guess you must be right, that nobody even cares about seeing even one single example of a pretty girl's smile from the far off hinterlands, where few, if ANY, will EVER have the balls to venture into. I guess you're right, that we'll never have anything better than our imaginations to admire their beauty, that you boasted are so lovely, except for what they look like walking away in their coats on a snowy day. Oh well.

Its not that I don't believe you, you know. Its just curiosity, I just want to see myself. And I know that you know that. Complaining that you're too sarcastic, would be like saying that I'm not a nasty little troublemaker.

Its been snowing like a god damn motherfucker this week at 52 degrees latitutde. Well, that's what my models tell me. Very heavy snow sitting in the trees, looks like a fairy tale. So much for Russian spring, eh?

Don't know what hole you're in at the moment, but its 83 and sunny on my balcony this morning, not a drop of breeze blowing through the palm trees yet, the ocean is super calm and sparkling with the sunrise, looks like a great day to go snorkeling and spear a snapper for lunch. Hope you're well, wherever you are.

Will happily leave this all behind in the not too distant future, for a new candyland adventure of my own. Just need to let the temps get above freezing. Girlfriends and models eagerly waiting my return. See ya out there, druk.

Escho posmotrim chia zhopa shire! .

Bez,

Shame on you, you're slipping. Where's the fotki? Gosh 'n golly, dude, if you're going to make us read through your rant about spearing snapper, the least you can do is leave us with a photo.

I think what Jake is trying to point out in his photos is that: a Russian woman, walking away, in a fur coat, looks 10x better than anything you will see here in the States, in a bikini, when the ocean is sparkling with the sunrise.

Russian lesson for the day. . .

чья это попа? это ни попа Беза! (Whose popa is this? It's not Bez's popa!)

[QUOTE=Stravinsky; 1137984]Bez,

Where's the fotki?

Golly, dude, if you're going to make us read through your rant about spearing snapper, the least you can do is leave us with a photo.

I think a Russian woman, walking away, in a fur coat, looks 10x better than anything you will see here in the States, in a bikini.[/QUOTE]This ain't the gallery, pallery.

Golly schmolly! Just letting ya know that summer's already here down south, while the northeast & midwest, and the motherland suffer and trudge onward through the slush. You got something against fresh seafood?

And obviously, you haven't been walking down the beach here this weekend, to see all the camel toes and spring break snappers soaking up the rays. Anyone that thinks a fur coat walking away looks better than SoFla beach thongs during March Madness, has been away far too long from this neighborhood, I can promise you that much.

LeBron & D Wade are kickin' ass, even the Gators made it to the round of 8, this town is jammin! But CandyLand is always calling me back.

Here's what you want:

[QUOTE=Bez Bezarra; 1137926]Fur and boots?

Its been snowing like a god damn motherfucker this week at 52 degrees latitutde. Well, that's what my models tell me. Very heavy snow sitting in the trees, looks like a fairy tale. So much for Russian spring, eh? [/QUOTE]Ah Bez, it's not that bad. Sitting around 25F today in NN. Not too cold for a stroll down ulitsa Bolshaya Pokrovskaya and Jake would be in heaven with all of the boots and furs on offer. Not to mention what's inside them.

The cold is easy to handle when you have this to keep the fire going. Enjoy your snapper, I'll enjoy mine!

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Cheers

[quote=bez bezarra; 1137926]fur and boots?

well, fur burgers, or puss and boots, would've been a little more interesting, but to each his own.

don't know what hole you're in at the moment, but its 83 and sunny on my balcony this morning, not a drop of breeze blowing through the palm trees yet, the ocean is super calm and sparkling with the sunrise, looks like a great day to go snorkeling and spear a snapper for lunch. hope you're well, wherever you are.

will happily leave this all behind in the not too distant future, for a new candyland adventure of my own. just need to let the temps get above freezing. girlfriends and models eagerly waiting my return. see ya out there, druk. [/quote]bez,

since you put it that way i will concede the point and give you a little peek (being the tease that i am).

as for the hole that i am in at the moment, as i type this i am in houston (iah) airport headed back to candy land via frankfurt. will touchdown in moscow thursday night. a guy can only take so much arizona sunshine before the lure of the east overpowers.

happy trails.

jake