Kyiv

This is a cross posting from the "general" board, but it refers to apartments in Kiev.... and besides someone needs to change the subject and introduce some factual material.

Gents, I have a confession to make, whenever people ask about recommended apartment agencies, I always tell them a few that I dont use. Thats cause I wanted to keep my favourite one to myself.

Well they have given me such good service that I feel obliged to publicise them. They are called Edem Club and their web site is at:

[url]http://apartments.com.ua/[/url]

They also do the visa invites for a paltry $30. And if you are into that sort of thing, like most apartment agencies, they also run a marriage agency.

Edem Club wins the prestigious January 2004 Roger Mellie Stamp of Approval (from now on known as the "Zolotoy Hui" award)

Manwich,

What happened to you??? Is our favorite Vegetable your Siamese twin hermaphrodite? Are you two one and the same? Or did you commune with his sprit and it entered your nether regions and took hold of your balls and forced you to write that painful post.

Scary, ain't it, that you can write like him? The only difference was that you almost made sense.

Please don't do that again.

I hope we can now get back to the business at hand...

Business at Hand

I found a new web site today. [url]http://www.barbie.com.ua[/url] It is only in Russian but would seem to be easy to navigate if you know basic Russian. There are 10 ladies listed on the site. "Barbie" herself is a rather hot looking blond. Also good is that the photos seem to be accurate.

Prices are reasonable, $60-$70 for one hour and $250 for the night. As with everything else here, these prices could be negotiated downwards.

I have not tried them yet but one or two I may try in the near future.

dreamed-escort.com and girls-in.net two examples of sites for those looking for top quality

There's always the better option of freebies via sites like date.com or loveme.ru

Space Cadet,

Anyone who comes to Ukraine and uses any site that you recommend, especially dreamed-escort.com and/or girls-in.net needs immediate and intense psychological counseling. They, like you, would have to be crazy to pay 750 Euros or $1000 per day for the same quality they can get for much much less if you tried almost any other site. Gia's girls are only $350 per day and most are just as good as the ladies on these two sites! These two sites of yours are for naïve and desperate fools.

The so-called freebie sites like date.com or loveme.ru are not all that freebie. There are a lot of pros and semi-pros who advertise their wares but at least their prices are more reasonable than those two rip-off sites you mentioned.

Loveme.ru is a problem for most guys since it is in Russian only.

As I've specified, the two sites mentioned are for all those who send me many messages asking for top quality..

All the girls on those websites are from the modelling world and the prices quoted are much cheaper than contacting the modelling agencies directly, as the top agencies like karin and namemodels demand as high as 1000 for just 2hrs.

Agencies like gia and kievescort are on a different category with more regular-type girls with lower prices.

Moreover, uaescort.com and kiev-x.com are also worth trying for reasonable priced independent girls.

On the other hand, all the girls on date.com and loveme.ru are completely regular freebies, as I've experienced to contact and meet many girls from there.( One example is Irina from Kiev-- you can find the details referring to my post in November 2003-- so I'm still in touch with her )

Please be aware that not all the websites ending with ru like loveme.ru is completely in Russian! Some may have English translation programs associated for god's sake..

Martian Chronicler,

You tell a great story. Maybe we will even believe the complete fiction that you have had tons of requests for top quality model prostitutes.

Top quality sex is not some brainless cold skinny model type bimbo who charges you $1000 per day for the privilege of being with her. Her being a "model" does not at all guarantee good sex, at any price. The only guarantee is that you will spend $1000 and you may be the one getting royally screwed.

In my time here, I have been to my share of parties with these models in attendance. I have found them to be utterly a waste of time. I have had my pleasures with two of them, but they have not been any better than anyone else. To be honest, I have had much much better and none have been models of any price.

Let's try this again Mr. Fantasy, kievescort does not exist anymore, it is now kievbeauties.com. Can you read and can you assimilate facts and not repeat your errors?

Please do not mislead as you always do. These date and match sites have a good amount of pros and non-pros who are also listed. I am not sure why you want to get into a pissing contest with me on this issue since anyone who goes to these sites can tell just who is providing the facts and who is just pure bullshit.

The same with the .ru sites. They are all primarily in Russian although some may have limited English pages. Besides, it is meant for Russians meeting Russians and English is not their native language.

Just relax,hoping desperately that you've not missed out any points..

Meanwhile,I'll keep on sharing all the experience and details with the really willing and eager mongerers....

Vegamite,

I am very relaxed and I am sure I have not missed any of your points since you never have any.

By all means, if you are going to share, please do. Just make sure it is relevant and real for the rest of us here on this planet Ukraine.

I see the claws are out and the hissing has started :-)

Anyway Uke Boy I presume you are on the (hallowed) ground and beaming in live from the chocolate factory? Don't waste your time arguing with Vague-amars you've got the keys to the sweet shop (use them) :D The site you recommended looks pretty good so if you decide to give Barbi a spanking, give her one from me :-)

Vegamars, the sites you recommeded do deserve a mention but I think they are well overpriced for most mongers on their way to nirvana! There probably will be people who read this forum who might have that kind of cash lying around but for the rest of us it's going to take a big win on the lottery. Those sites seem to be aimed at people who want their pussy flown in so they don't have to put the yards in themselves.

The fact remains that Ukraine has been blessed with beautiful women and because of this we need to explore every oportunity we can find to succesfully tame our libido's. I'm sure Mangus will be along shortly to explain it in a more dignified manner :D

And now, language tape number 17.
Otherwise known as:
Essential russian mongerers tutorial for Vulva-farts escort sex.
(We got your dignified right here Ludacrisp!)

Dobry vecher, mat' vashu v 3 kresta!
(Good evening, and fuck your mother and 3 crosses too!)

Rad tya videt', zasranets!
(Nice to see you, filthy bitchs!)

Kak sam-to, suchiy potrokh?
(And you, bitchs giblets?)

Huyem grushi okolachivat'.
(Take a swing at pear trees with your prick)

Na huya popu garmon?
(What the fuck does the priest need an accordian for?)

Bez myla v zhopu lest'.
(Crawl in your ass without soap)

Pizda s zubami.
(Pussy with teeth)

And now especially for our friend VelaMints:

Huyishko
(Tiny teenie-weenie little prick)

Huyeglot
(Dick swallower)

Zagloti s yaichkami!
(Take the whole thing in your mouth, and balls too!)

Ot'ebis' ot menya.
(Fuck off, you bore me.)

Tried River Palace. Nice place, but the women really try to overcharge. I was asked for $200. which I quickly refused. It was then dropped to $100. but since she was just a 5 or maybe a 6 in looks I decided to pass. By the way this offer was in US dollars.

just a little glimpse of a freebie from loveme.ru

Who has experience with the agency chance for love? An agency for dating and brides wives from Russia and Ukraine? The pictures are nice but the rates only for the addresses seem to be a little to expensive especially if they are not efficient in the search of a nice woman. Thanks in advance for your advices or experiences with this agency.

just a real photo taken by a monger