Well I tried the earwax cleaner posted earlier, and no love.
They open at 6 pm. I paid 50 k to the ajoshi at the door, and was ushered into a small, cold, dimly-lit room sporting an old heated mat. A cute early 20's girl showed up. She had tiny and cute bare feet, so I was a bit hopeful. She was wearing a fake cheap kimono. I told her she was cute, and she giggled and said, "Don't look at me."
She had me lay down with my head in her lap (cover between) and she proceeded to light some kind of straw on fire, and stick the non-burning end in my ear. It sizzled as it burned down. I asked her if this was going to hurt, and she said no, with a laugh. She spoke zero English. After burning a straw or two, and some light discussion with my poor Korean, she started digging lightly in my ear. Not much there to clean, she said. Next was the ear massage with lotion, which lasted all of 30 seconds. Meh. Turn over and do the other side.
Near the end, I asked ID there was any additional service, and she said no. I pressed, and told her I had cash. Just a giggle. She then asked something which made no sense, then laughed, told me to get up slowly and be careful with the stairs, and she whisked out the door.
Sad loss of 50 k.