Bangkok Reports

Nice report. Did you meet the girls on the street? If so, near where?

[QUOTE=Mouse1]An OK evening, but ended all too soon....

I had an enjoyable time wandering around the bars in NEP and briefly visited the BeerGarden. In contrast to last night when there were a handful of nice looking girls, there was no-one that I would consider young and attractive there tonight. I wandered up to Thermae and dropped in for a drink, just to see how it was looking these days. There were perhaps 50 - 60 girls, mostly looking as Japanese as nature, make-up and surgery would allow. To my surprise I did get eye contact and a few smiles, but not from the really stunning girls, who had their eyes fixed firmly on their prey. Every so often a couple of young Japanese guys would come in and 50 pairs of eyes would follow them around...

My guess is that if you approached the beautiful young things you would get a brush off. Even if you did score the price would be high, and expectations would be, er, Japanese. Take that how you will!

I'm thinking about a 'reclaim the Thermae' campaign. Restoring the right of farangs to walk those mean streets. Actually, it's such a dreadful pit the Japanese are welcome to it.

I thought that I would wander back to catch a show at NEP, and on my way I was accosted by two very pretty girls, aged 22 and 24. They looked so good that I found it impossible to say no... I normally don't go with a girl unless I've had a chance to build up something of a rapport, but I've had a couple of good experiences with random pairs of girls recently so I thought it worth a punt. I did a quick test on what they would do, and since the older one would do anal (not that I wanted it!) I thought they would be up for most things...

Jumped into a cab, and back to the hotel. I just realised that these were the 3rd and 4th girls into my room in less than 24 hours, and I actually felt embarrassed, grinning sheepishly at the two rather attractive staff on the desk as I ushered them in :) Up in the room, and their clothes were off before I had finished shutting the door. A nice time in the shower with two fit young birds, then into the bedroom. Unfortunately, although the spirit was willing the flesh was rather weak, and it wasn't helped by their evident desire to be out in 5 minutes. So I really only properly bonked one and finished off with a BJ from the other. Becoming something of a habit!

Anyway, had an OK time, but I think that it would have been better with just one of the girls. Having two girls there gives them a chance to chat together and reinforces any reluctance... The older one also spoiled the romantic ending by requesting an 800Bht tip, on top of the agreed 1200Bht fee. She didn't get it.[/QUOTE]

I walked over to Patpong last night at about 10:30pm. As with many places in Bangkok, it is still suffering after affects of [i]Black May.[/i] Mongers are few and far between on the sois. Consequently, there are many, many, good looking, leggy, young women looking to hook up.

First, I visited with the old mamasan at the Cleo Beer Bar (next to SOL), then I walked over the Safari Bar to see a friend. I enjoy the old music played at Safari, and last night there was motorsport racing on the tube. My friend and her shapely, biologic [i]sister[/i] kept me close company until closing time. I considered taking them both home (sisters!), but I'm under the weather a bit ([i]mai sabai[/i]), and wasn't feeling the need.

In terms of [i]take away[/i] talent at Safari, there are a couple of pretty dancer/hostesses who are definitely worth a look. The line up tends to change nightly as girls are coming and going a lot these days.

Obviously, a night out mongering in Patpong is not as straightforward as picking a number at one of the "pussy buffet" bars in Nana or Cowboy. But if you are a skilled hunter willing to look around a bit, I think a worthwhile prize can be easily be found in Bangkok's oft-maligned [i]Infamous Red Light District.[/i] Just watch out for the 185cm ladyboys!

[QUOTE=Henryv]Nice report. Did you meet the girls on the street? If so, near where?[/QUOTE]They were on the 'even' side of the street, between Soi 4 and Soi 6. But they were heading off somewhere, not hanging around.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]She very enthusiastically told me her future business plan to open a BDSM place on Sukhumvit, and demonstrated very graphically (but virtually!) what she intended to do to the customers. She was perhaps slightly more enthusiastic than necessary to explain her intentions. Heaven help any poor sod who gets locked up in her dungeon![/QUOTE]I've had a few PMs on this, and I have to say that I think it was just a pipe-dream of hers. I don't think that it will be happening anytime soon. :)

Rapport, rapport and rapport. Or something.

After a slightly disappointing experience last night (only because it could have been a lot better), decided to take a much slower route to the finish line. I decided I needed to build a strong rapport with a girl before taking her back to my room, so that we could have a slightly slower, more gf, experience. I started off in the beergarden again, and again there were thin pickings. Deciding to move on I sat down at the back to finish my beer while I made a couple of calls, and this quite attractive girl kept smiling at me.

She wasn't bad looking, and she had a good figure. I guessed that she was about 30 (and she said 29), and whereas my natural instincts might have been to go for someone a bit younger, I remembered that my best gf experiences have always been with the slightly older girls. Anyway, we got chatting, and had a laugh. I bought her a drink (a barely drinkable watered-down white wine), and I got another beer. After an hour I clinched the deal (which was 1200Bht ST, plus a couple of glasses of wine for her). Realising I was heading off to Pattaya the next day I was tempted to ask for LT, but she was a little reluctant and I decided not to push it. Build that relationship, establish that rapport.

We had to walk back through Soi 3 to change some money (always get the best rates in Soi 3), then a short taxi ride down Soi 2 to my nest. (I'm going to tell you about my hotel shortly after I have booked my next stay). In the room, and a beer each. More chatting and I slowly undressed her, making sure I kissed every bit as it was uncovered, before sending her off for her shower. I think she wanted to shower alone, and again I wasn't going to push it as I planned plenty of physical inspection later. We got into bed and started to kiss and cuddle before gradually upping the tempo. She was very responsive to my needs, and before I knew it she had slipped her leg over my head for a very satisfying soixante-neuf.

Soixante-neuf, a very pleasurable was to spend 5 or 10 minutes... Not bad for 10 or 15 minutes also... At 20 minutes, well, the novelty begins to wear off! After what seemed like a good half hour I'm still there, doing my stuff, while she is having a great time, albeit occasionally forgetting to do her stuff. Finally, just before I give up with oral exhaustion, she achieves what she was trying to achieve. I do like that :)

So finally it is my turn for a ride, and I regret to say that I don't last too long. But as they say, it's never wrong to take an orgasm, you never know when the next one might come along. She did have the grace to compliment me on my oral skills, but to be honest it was quantity not quality...

She had a shower and we actually got back into bed for a bit more special time before it was time for her to go. A very nice way to end my brief stay in BKK. I'll be back in a few days though, and there are at least two girls I would be happy to see again.

[QUOTE=Mouse1]I went for a run in Lumpini Park this afternoon. I was very impressed by the number of gorgeous young girls in tight-fitting sports gear. My lean tanned young athletic figure drew a few admiring glances, and I reckon I could have scored had I not been fat, red, old and sweaty. :( Oh, and looking like I was about to die. :( :([/QUOTE]LOL. Everyone knows that the BKK climate ages you 30 years when exercising OUTSIDE... INSIDE, makes you feel 30 years younger...

[QUOTE=Kumbu]and off I go to Nana Liquid. [/QUOTE]Fun reads.

Whether it's 2 fingers, or full fledged typing (Kumbu), have to say, both of you write excellent FR's, both informative and entertaining. Each paints a visual image of the scene. I know the time it takes to write these, so your efforts are appreciated.

Hi Guys, preparing for my trip in Oct. I plan on change $2000 US at one time, would I get a better rate at a money changer or at a bank? Would I get better rate at Bangkok or Pattaya or are they all about the same? Thanks

[QUOTE=Csun213]Hi Guys, preparing for my trip in Oct. I plan on change $2000 US at one time, would I get a better rate at a money changer or at a bank? Would I get better rate at Bangkok or Pattaya or are they all about the same? Thanks[/QUOTE]As reported here previously, and I've been using them recently, Super Rich -- (the Ratchadamri Branch near the burned out Big C in Ratchaprasong) -- has the best rates in Bangkok. Bring your passport, it only takes a few minutes.

Easy walk from the Chitdlom BTS Station. You can even stop at Akane Fashion Massage for a scrub, probe and tug on the way if you like.

> see up to the minute rate comparisons at:
[url]http://bankexchangerates.daytodaydata.net/default.aspx[/url]

> and, directions here:
[url]http://www.superrich1965.com/Eng/location.aspx[/url]

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]As reported here previously, and I've been using them recently, Super Rich -- (the Ratchadamri Branch near the burned out Big C in Ratchaprasong) -- has the best rates in Bangkok. Bring your passport, it only takes a few minutes.[/QUOTE]Looks like you can't beat Super Rich. But otherwise I always get a good rate from the money-changers in the alley between Soi 3 and Soi 5. They don't publicise their rates, but when I enquire they are always a little better than the various TravelEx's around.

so on monday kumbu broke the mold and struck off on a different path – he started down the big, bountiful bonanza that is booby land. you all know your fateful hero as a registered holder of an ass-'n-legs club membership (double platinum for life, if i may brag for a moment). but something came over the man today. not sure why this happened – he had been celibate for almost 40 hours after the anal princess trial and execution in pattaya, and perhaps the build-up of hormones warped his thinking.

anyway, he just saw them there, protruding out like a couple of petulant school girls, screaming out to him for manhandling. he can man handle, given the chance. so here is the full story. this is the part 1 in which kumbu fails to score, due to fatigue and general disinterest. part 2, to follow shortly, is the interesting report. so if you want the dirt, skip this report and wait for the next one.

sunday i was brooding, nay, sulking after my horrific criminal experience the night before with my anal girle in pattaya. i was now back in bkk, but not a very happy camper. everything i tasted seemed sour, everything i looked at seemed bland, everything i smelled was acrid. nothing pleased kumbu, not even a run down to nep. i did a couple of gogo bars before i walked into rainbow 4. i walked in, and that is when the schoolgirls sang to me. she was front and center, slowly undulating her body, swaying from side to side, gently wafting her mammaries out for the world to see.

my eyes did a little cartoon-gonk, and then i went and sat in a corner away from all the hubbub, as is my want. i watched from afar for several rotations, and it was a contest between buzooms and a really cute-faced girl on the other side of the bar who was working the dance pole expertly. the clincher was the fact that buxom was actually looking my way. that makes all the difference, let me tell you. that means you are her type, and that means more likely than not, there will be chemistry.

and chemistry there was, in spades. we talked for a good 20 minutes about all things. she is relatively old, 30 years, but in good shape. as we talked i noticed the metalshop in her mouth, which might give some mongers the image of spurting crotch-blood. but not me – the bbbj can easily be skipped. she had superb, sexy hands – long slender fingers, well manicured, well tended, and they felt clean – a good sign. up close, her age was quite apparent – when i guessed her age, i of course low-balled it, stating it at 25 (what a lie), but she really looked around 33 to me. but again, her mouth was just so full of steel, she was a veritable (austrian accent) cybernetic organism.

but what worked the best was the talk. she was totally cool, very natural, very easy to talk to. her english skills were not the best, but she did make the best of what she had. she also touched me well, rubbing the right parts once in a while, and coming close to me so i could get a good pinch of the tatas. not sure what came over me with the tata-fetish, but i suppose the yen for variety comes to us all.

but i wasn't ready to commit. i paid for her drink and off i went. before i left though, she gave me her number. hmm, i didn't even ask for it.

went down to lollipop ready and eager to bf apple. she's the one who got tor****ed the other day by a pushy waitress. i get in and i am gang tackled by three dancers and a waitress. two grab my hands, one jumps onto my back, and the third grabs my cock through my jeans and pulls me towards a seat. the girls are grabbing and prodding me. one has her hand on my cock rubbing, the other has her hand on my left nipple tweaking while rubbing her pussy on my thigh, and the third has her face in mine, looking me right in the eyes. meanwhile the waitress is trying to get them off me so she can take my drink order.

i basically take the treatment without any fuss. i go with it, let them butter me up, and when it is finally all over (60 seconds or so), the waitress asks me to order a drink. i tell her that i am here to see apple. she says 'oh, so sorry, mai mii appen. mii som, mii stabelli, mii...' i cut her off because i realized she was listing which juices they had. so i explained that the name of the girl is apple, and i want to see her. she then told me that apple is not here.

so i looked around to see what potential there was. the three girls on me were a definite negative, physically. and there didn't seem to be too much else on display. so i walked out. they were appalled that i did not even order a drink, but that's life bi-yatches. hmm, it's now 11:30, what to do? i walk slowly over to climax to have a quick look. i have no intention of picking anyone out, i am just trying to kill a little bit of time. i sat there until 12:30 by which time things were picking up, girl wise. but i started to get unwanted attention from the scabby girls in the back, so i decided it was time to do the black adder thing: run away.

i walked over to nana liquid to see what it was like at this early hour. it was *kind* of going by this time, with the club perhaps 50% full. there were not enough women there yet – there were perhaps 10-15 not-good-looking girls, and exactly 3 good looking girls. all three lookers were together, and all three started to look my way. good news, i suppose the male pickings must be slim tonight.

i pick a table in the back and just play it cool. i watch for a while, and things are progressing slowly. at one point, two of the cute girls walk past me, and the cuter of the two gives me the most outrageously sexy smile. shit, if i weren't borderline gay i would have grabbed her right then. but something didn't quite feel right, not sure what it was, so i held off.

it was now 1:30, and i was beat. i had to wake up at 6am the next morning, and so i decided i just didn't have time to work the fls here. it would take at least another hour to court these pretties, plus a couple of hours of sex in the room, boy that's playing it dangerously. i decided sleep might be a better option. so i wussed out and hit the sack for four hours.

[QUOTE=Kumbu]This is the Part 1 in which Kumbu fails to score, due to fatigue and general disinterest.[/QUOTE]With the utmost respect, these stories are the ones I enjoy most. :)

[QUOTE=Fon Tok]As reported here previously, and I've been using them recently, Super Rich -- (the Ratchadamri Branch near the burned out Big C in Ratchaprasong) -- has the best rates in Bangkok. Bring your passport, it only takes a few minutes. [/QUOTE]There's a Super Rich at the Chitdlom BTS Station, too. Same rates as the main branch ($1 = 32.6 baht). I walked by there today...even closer to Akane!

Hah! Wait a minute...?
[QUOTE=Mouse1]With the utmost respect, these stories are the ones I enjoy most. :)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Kumbu]Hah! Wait a minute...?[/QUOTE]:) There's a refreshing honesty about being able to post about your misadventures as well as your successes.

this is part 2/2.

the next morning i had consumed an octuple of espressos before 8am, and a double thereafter on the hour, every hour. at around noon i get an sms from buxom saying something about 'nice to talk to you, maybe we can see each other soon.' i responded with something generic,and that was that. i worked my ass off all day, and got back to the hotel late, around 7pm. i can't believe i didn't crash at that point, but i suppose the 28 espressos through the day had something to do with it.

i was exhausted and in no mood to troll the bars, streets or dance clubs tonight. i was actually considering extending my celibacy another night, but then i realized that would be two nights in a row. in monger law, that is a capital crime, and i know mongers can be ruthless about applying their law. so i thought about it and decided to try to give buxom a shot. i sent her an sms saying 'you going to work today?, and she responds saying 'i'm at home, but i am on my way to the club.' to which i respond 'i'm free, wanna come over?' and she responds (literally): “yes!”

[b]arrival of the boob flesh[/b]
i showered the stink off of me, and awaited the jiggling buzooms. they arrived at 8:10pm – a call to my phone, i go down and pull her upstairs. she is wearing a one-piece clingy blue mini-dress. 'nuff said.

we get in and she wants to chat. oh dear. i indulge her, thinking it will be the normal fare. but we end up talking for over 45 minutes. as we talked, i was slowly undressing her. i mean *slowly*. i slowly pulled her mini-dress up a little, and then her shoulder strap down a little, then the other side of the minidress up a little, etc. it took me 45 minutes of slow, patient undressing. and it was awesome. i mean, she was not resisting *in any way* - she was totally cool, and a couple of times got impatient and just slammed my hand onto her tits. but i am such a freak, i love taking things slow – i love teasing things out into tortuously long and dragged out events. and this is a prime example.

so, 45 minutes later, i have her minidress up around her waist and the top part down to about her nipples when she just gets impatient, stands up and takes the whole thing off. she then mounts me (wearing black laced underwear and bra) and we continue our chatting. here's where it gets interesting.

she starts to tell me about this morning, when she woke up at 6am and didn't know what to do. so she starts up a porno dvd and masturbates.

huh?

so we start talk about how she does it, and what she likes, and then i ask her what her favorite position is. she paused, and then looked away. i asked her again, gingerly this time, and she says she needs to tell me something. she said that the first time she ever had sex, it was not consensual, and so she feels like it was [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord123][CodeWord123][/url]. but ever since then, when she has sex, if it is gentle, she feels like there is something wrong, and she needs it to be a little rough. oh boy, this ain't really kumbu's thing – he's more of a lover than a ravager, but you know...as i thought about it...i was warming to the idea. it might be the perfect tonic for the withdrawal symptoms i was feeling from my anal girlie.

she says that i smell nice, to which i respond:
kumbu: yes, i showered already. would you like to shower?
boobs: no
kumbu: umm...okaaaay...
boobs: not unless you shower with me.

done. she walks off and i hear the shower crank up, so i shed my clothing and inhibitions and prance into the shower, only to be met with the two most giggilicious treats imaginable. breasts are really not my thing, but when they are this big, this juicy, and this natural, they are just one hell of a curiosity. i played and wiggled them like a total retard – i was just amazed by their volume, their consistency, their pliability. hee-hee-heee...weeeeeeeee! she had obviously seen this all, so she was not terribly amused, nor put off by it.

[b]round 1 - daty[/b]
we get into bed and as promised, it was vigorous. it wasn't rough really – no slapping or spitting or anything, but she was very physical. she was grabbing me, pushing me, flipping me over, and generally being very aggressive. i tried to assert myself, and i finally managed to tame the wild beast just a little. i tried my best to avoid her tits. i wanted to show that i am above that and that i can pay attention to other things on her. she has decent legs, and an ass that was similarly nice. her belly was not super tight, but certainly not evident of child. her pussy was very well shaven and super-fresh. i kissed her neck, down towards her breasts, and then skipped over them entirely to her belly, where i kissed for another few minutes. i moved towards her pussy, and asked permission, receiving the all-clear. so in i went.

her pussy was rather odd. i enjoy playing with pussy lips a little. some lips are large and flappy, others are small and stubby, but invariably licking around them gets some positive responses. this girl had no pussy lips whatsoever – it was incredible. her pussy was the most compact piece of machinery i have ever seen – tight, small and not a bit of hanging or loose flesh. furthermore, it was a very light hue of pink – very delectable indeed. it was clean shaven, and so when i went in, it felt rather odd. i poked around down there a little, and had a great deal of difficulty locating the clit. she was well hooded, but i eventually revealed the pretty little thing, lying shyly beneath her cocoon. i found that trying to get direct tonguage onto the little critter was not worth the effort – prodding and probing straight down onto the hood was sufficient to get her going. in fact, i ended up suckling her entire upper area in a rather aggressive manner, and that worked the best for her.

nuzzle, nibble, flick, stroke, prod, rub, and presto, the lady sang. this one was a little unusual in that she moaned and groaned the whole way, and then when it came time to orgasming, when i expected her to shout out in ecstasy, she bundled up and tightened all her muscles. her face contorted, her legs tightened around my neck and she stopped breathing. the death grip she exhibited around my neck was a little worrying. i struggled to loosen her hold on me, beginning to feel the lack of air in my lungs. i felt a little like the wildebeest crossing the river who suddenly finds itself in the grip of the crocodile's huge, overpowering jaws. the poor beast has no chance of getting away, but it struggles nonetheless. i wriggled and squirmed for a few seconds, and then realizing my predicament, gave up. i went limp for a few moments, trying to reserve my oxygen supply, and few moments later, thankfully, her orgasm subsided and i was able to breath normally again. she then reached down and grabbed a fistful of my hair and yanked me the fuck away from that thing.

[b]intermission: boobies[/b]
without pausing, i pull up to the main attraction. i approached the monsters with some trepidation. it's been a while since i dealt with flesh of this kind and in this volume - i was not sure where to start. so i started by squeezing the right one and kissing around the nipple. i kiss, kiss, kiss, and pop it into my mouth for some sucking. she inhales. meanwhile, my other hand is squeezing and squashing the other one, quite vigorously. she seems to relax once i get into her titties – i suppose this is her comfort zone, where most guys end up with her.

so much for the 'i'm above this' crap. i decide to go to town on these babies. i grab them with both hands and squeeze them together into one large agglomeration of tit. i pull my head back a little and look down at the amassed flesh, and then like a kingfisher, i dive straight into the pond head first. my face in engulfed with breast meat, i mean completely immersed in it, from ear to ear. i can see nothing, i can't breathe, and all i can hear are her muffled groans through the mass around my ears. i felt quite decadent, very indulgent, very greedy. i pop up once in a while for oxygen, and then back down for more perverted submersion.

i eventually pull out of the boob gorging event and start more suckling. i suckle the left, then the right, then the left, and then i realize i can squeeze them together and suck both nipples at the same time – they are that big! and as this begins, she just gasps with delight. it was a little hard to do – it required quite a bit of manual and oral dexterity to pull off the rhythmic double-nipple, but it was a great deal of fun.

[b]round 2: deep and slow[/b]
she then embarrassingly says 'where condom?'. i don the man of troy, and and place little kumbu onto her pussy. as i said, her pussy was so clean and undifferentiated that i couldn't really see her vagina – all i saw was this slender slit, and i wasn't sure where the actual hole was. i grabbed both her ankles and lifted them wide, hoping to gape the pussy a little so i would at least see a target to aim for. nothing. yikes, i need to be a little more obvious about it, so i stick my finger down there and start to doodle around looking for the hole. she finally figures out that i am lost and with one hand she reaches down and grabs little kumbu my the scruff of his neck. with her other hand, she reaches down and opens up her pussy – ah, there it is! she guides little kumbu towards the entrance, and and we finally have contact.

i push in slightly, but the man from troy is unlubricated, so i need to be careful. she is wet, but all her juices are inside the tightly caged secret called her pussy. so i bully little kumbu's head into the hole and start to wriggle around a little, trying to get him properly juiced up. it is slow going – i slowly enter her, taking perhaps a full 2 minutes, inch by inch getting deeper, until i am around 70% of the way in. with most thai girls, this is all they will take – their small frames not ready for the full kumbu. but her hands are feverishly pressing against my back urging me deeper. so i push in a little bit more, unwilling to hurt the poor girl, but she keeps urging me in.

eventually she whispers in my ear 'i like it deep and slow, can you do that?' *can* i? so i start to do it deep and slow. turns out that a simple instruction like 'deep and slow' can in fact be ambiguous, and i realized this as soon as i started my thing. two meanings:
(i) insert deeply, then pull out almost all the way, then insert deeply, and repeat slowly.
(ii) insert deeply, then keeping it inserted deeply, perform slow, shallow pumps.

i wasn't sure which she wanted, so i opted for (i), since it seems like more fun. i pushed as deeply as i could, and then pulled out until little kumbu's head was half way out. i then thrust back in, slowly, evenly. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated. and repeated.

eventually, i realized this is not what she wanted. she was responding disproportionately loudly at the deepest part of my penetration, so i decided to change-up. i inserted all the way, and then started to do some mini-pumps, small, slow, circular, but all with little kumbu deeply embedded within this beautiful woman. this sent her into stratospheric delight. she whimpered and groaned and yelled - it was somewhat embarrassing. she finally reaches climax, by which time i am drenched in sweat.

[b]more chatting while little kumbu idles his engine[/b]
when she comes, she pulls back a little, and her eyes seem to suggest a break. i'm cool with that. so i pull out, and we start to talk. we talk about this and that as i stroke her naked body, playing with the huge lobes on her chest. she is a talker, that's for sure, so i let her talk while i focused my attention on her body.

you know about her boobs, but i was surprised to discover that her ass was definitely worth some time. if was hefty and large, but firm. very, very firm. and her legs were taught, i.e., shapely and very tight, just like her pussy. it's as if every ounce of extra flesh has migrated to her chest region, leaving nothing but skin, bone and muscle for the rest of her body.

so we talked/groped for 10 minutes, and then i just lost control and grabbed both her boobs with my hands and gave them one almighty squeeze. and we're off...

[b]round 3: this way please[/b]
i suck for 60 seconds or so, just tapping on little kumbu's accelerator a little since he had deflated slightly during the 10 minutes of chatting. but then i went straight back to the copulation. again, i found it tough to insert the little guy, and i needed her help. were i not in such a feverishly horny mood, i would have been a little embarrassed, but i wanted to fuck and that's all that counted. i get in, and goddammit, i had to slowly insert little kumbu, inch by inch, as before. it took forever before i was maximally inserted. so i start the regular deep and slow thing, but this time she grabs my ass cheeks and starts to control the technique. she shows me how she likes it by pulling my ass cheeks with the right level of thrust in the right direction. turns out it is an angle i would never have guessed, kind of upwards and to the right, towards the top back corner. little kumbu's head started to hit a small mound of flesh in there, and voila – i had a target. pretty soon, i took over from her and could find the target myself. i felt like a child who has taken off the training wheels from my first proper bicycle – look daddy, i'm riding her myself now!

perhaps 12-15 strokes later, her orgasm begins, and holy fucking shit.

i knew she was orgasming because her back arched and her voice went up an octave, but i really knew she was orgasming when her pussy started to contract. it tightened, and i thought 'cool'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'wow, never felt this before.' then it tightened some more, and i thought 'umm...'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'ok babe, that's enough now...'. then it tightened some more and i thought 'abort! abort! abort!' but now it was too late: i literally could not move my cock. little kumbu had been trapped, i was (i shit you not) totally cock-grabbed by this woman's pussy. the python had caught its prey and little kumbu was in its death grip. once again, i resign myself to what will come, and i went limp for a few moments. and just then, she took a deep breath and the pussy-grab mercifully ended.

[b]gasp, gasp, gasp[/b]
jeez. after that, i needed a break. i was emotionally traumatized. ever had your dick caught in a vice before? i pulled out and she gasped about how she hates me. i said 'what?' and she says 'oh, you too good, i hate you.' not to deflate you babe, but you basically used my cock to fuck yourself, i just happened to be attached to the cock. but hey, that didn't detract from the top-level fucking grade-a sex this was.

so she needed another break, and we chatted for a little while. mind you, this whole time, little kumbu has been the good little soldier and has not complained even once. he has been up for the battle both times, and after the battle, he did not even ask for so much as a kiss. so we chat for a while, and during the talk she asks me what my plans are for the evening. it just so happened that i was supposed to meet some friends from work for some drinks late at night (12:30am) at soi cowboy, and it was now 11:45. so i told her so. she says, 'oh, ok' and she gets up and walks into the bathroom. umm, okaaaaay.

60 seconds later i hear the flush, and then the shower. umm, okaaaay.

2 minutes later she comes out wearing her bra and underwear, and pulling on her one-piece blue mini-dress:

kumbu: what in the name of all that is fucking holy do you think you are doing?
boobs: you say must go see friends, so i not want to cause problem.
kumbu: and walking outta here leaving me with my dick in my hands will not cause problems...how?
boobs: me no understand.
kumbu: evidently.

[b]it's mine i tell you![/b]
so kumbu, not his normal patient self, walks over to her and she senses the danger. she backs into the bathroom in fear. kumbu has a menacing expression on his face which says only one thing: “give me what is rightfully mine”. my head was pointed down, me looking at here with a rage-full, aggressive expression, and she giggles a little (she knew i was playing). i bend my knees and hug her around the ass, and then lift her off the ground. i place her lightly onto the bathroom counter next to the sink and i slowly lower the straps of her dress. the left breast bulges out of the dress and falls heavily downwards. i lower the other side and the right breast boings out and falls free. i grab both breasts, now freshly showered, squeeze them together again, and suck both nipples long and hard. she gasps and grabs the back of my shoulders with fervor.

i then reach around and grab her by the ass. to my surprise, she shifts forward so she is now in my arms, me holding her by the ass, with her arms around my neck, and my face sucking her tits. i hold her up and suck like my fucking life depended on it. i was not aware of where the nipples were at this point, i was just taking mouthful after mouthful of randomly selected breast meat. it seemed to be a never-ending resource, it just kept coming and coming.

i eventually walked us over to the bed, noisily sucking and slurping all the while, tossed her down and jumped onto her ready to ravage her. i roughly pulled her dress down her body, taking the panties with it, and off her ankles. she was now naked, wriggling up the bed away from me in mock fear. i reached down and grabbed her ankles, lifted them as high as i could so that her ass was pulled off the bed. i had her there, spreadeagled before me, and i plunged my tongue directly into her pussy. i did not bother with the clit, i did not pass go, i did not collect $200. my tongue found the hole first time, and it went into her pussy right down to its root. i don't have a tongue like i have a dick, i.e., it really only got into the pussy about an inch, but i tongue fucked her as best i could for the better part of the next 3 minutes. i then decided that enough is enough, and i am not interested in her orgasms anymore (she had already had four that i knew about).

[b]round 4: umm, what's that?[/b]
i pulled up and pushed little kumbu into the hole, finding it easily this time. once again, the insertion was a timely affair. but i finally got there. so i started fucking the way *i* wanted to – long, deep, slow strokes. i pulled out most of the way, then all the way in, smacking her hips with mine as they banged into her. this was rough fucking, and i am not used to doing this. i am usually the slower, more measured, gentle kind of lover, who likes to sensually overwhelm the girl. but i was having my way with her, and she was enjoying it.

as i fucked, i was losing myself in the intensity. i was beginning to get delirious, you know, when emotion and intensity take over. and as such, my pace was picking up, until i was literally thrashing at this girl. she was not only not complaining, she was urging me on. jeez.

then it began. her hands up until now had been on my shoulder blades, pulling me deeper inside of her. sometimes her fingers were digging into my flesh, somewhat painfully, but she was just trying to get me to push harder and faster. but then her hands slowly moved downwards towards my ass. i was determined not to be manipulated by her the way i was the last time, so i positioned my body such that i would have some leverage on her.

to my great surprise, she didn't grab my ass cheeks. instead, with her left hand she grabbed my right ass cheek and pulled it outwards, and with her right hand she inserted her finger straight into my asshole.

my head popped up, lips instinctively puckered, and i said in a long, slow voice 'hellloooooooooooo.'

little kumbu was eager to continue, but what do i do about the digit in my backside? ok, ignore it, maybe it will go away. so i returned to my mega pumping. the problem was every time i thrust deep into her, my ass would clench so as to get maximal penetration, and when that happened, that damned finger became very evident.

it would be one thing if the finger was doing something good for me, but i was getting nothing out of it. plus, she seemed to be really enjoying it. she started to dig around back there, and given how tight my ass is, she may very well have found a diamond. but i was not in the mood to have her forage for shit in my shit locker. so i wriggled a little to give her the hint that it ain't working. but instead of pulling out, she pulls my right cheek wider and sticks in digit #2.

my head popped up, lips instinctively puckered, and for some odd reason, i channeled peter sellers 'birdie numnum.... birrrrrrrrdie numnum'. not sure why that happened, but there you have it.

now i had to stop. i said 'please darling, remove the fingerzzz from my asshole.' she laughs and says, 'you no like?' i say 'umm, no' and she says 'too bad – you fuck me, i fuck you too.'

little kumbu is ready to explode, all he needs is a little more stimulation and he will get his just rewards. so i decide to stick it out for his sake. i grab her two breasts again and make the breast agglomerate once again, and shove my face into that stuff as deeply as i could. i start to pump little kumbu and munch on the tit flesh and i just let go of everything. i fucked and sucked like a man possessed – no inhibitions, no holding back, i just let 'er rip. it was pure, unbridled lust, the likes of which we rarely experience. it was neurochemicals being gushed into my system, adrenaline overdose, testosterone blitz. i went caveman on the girl.

as i orgasmed, i felt her orgasm as well, with the tightening of the pussy being a little less severe this time. we gasped and moaned loudly, each in our own rhythm, until we finally collapsed into each other. after i was finished, she kept twitching and wincing for another 60 seconds or so, as she came down off of the high. i pulled out, and realized her fingers were still in my butt. so i looked at her with the expression “do you mind?” and she obliged.

she goes off to shower while i catch my breath, and then i shower. afterwards, we talk for a while, and then she decides to leave so i can get to my drinking friends. i realized i had failed to discuss money with her, so i asked her what would be a fair price. i realized she had come straight to my hotel and skipped work to be with me, so the bf issue might be on the table. she thought for a moment and said,
boobs: well, my bar fine is 600, so 600.
kumbu: ok, that's fair, 600 plus how much?
boobs: just 600 is fine with me.

so i thought about this for a moment, and had my wwad moment: hmm, what would amjeck do? i figured amjeck would have pulled out a purple and pink (bank notes, not dick and scrotum), paid her 600b and kicked her ass to the curb. so i paid her 2100b, kissed her on the cheek and told her i would see her when i see her.