Ladies and gentlemen thats how its done. Ok maybe just gentlemen
Fantastic report! I've been on ISG for about 5 years, and started to get a bit bored of reading reports and worse becoming to lazy to submit mine. They started to become a chore, I was only writing because I felt it my duty to pay back to this fourm.
But I have to say this was a fantastic read and renewed my passion for this website! Thanks a ton Xxxxxxxxxxxx!
First times are always a bit akward, felt like a 5 year old I did! But it will pass, and soon you'll quite enjoy it every once and again. I think you are alot like me.
Keep up the great reporting buddy! Enjoy.
Stay safe and play safe.
Kkreeac
[QUOTE=Xxxxxxxxx; 1478837]I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.
Girl: 10/10 (pretty but a little on the shorter side)
Attitude: 10/10 (a little too chatty)
Body: 10/10 (come on she was my first but she was smooth and firm)
Damages: 8000 (night) + 3000 (shot discounted rate)
WIR: no.
My thanks to Nrynn, TheRealPilkey, AnonymousBoy, SmartAshi84 and another member who did not want to be named (you know who you are!).[/QUOTE]
The best FR I have ever read
Wow. Excellent FR. The best FR I have ever read.
[QUOTE=Xxxxxxxxx; 1478837]I had always believed that making love would be the most beautiful thing in the world. Everything I read told me so. The poetry, the classic novels, the trashy novels all spoke in one voice about the joy of sex. Hell! Even Lady Chatterley's Lover told me so. Well! Guess what? It's all crap! Don't believe even a word of it. I had my 22 year old dream dashed to smithereens recently. This is the story of how that happened.
I tried my hand (no pun intended) at MPs and not being pleased with the results (I literally had to use my hand for my own sake) , I had recently requested for help from you fine folks and within moments TheRealPilkey responded followed by SmartAshi84 and AnonymousBoy. Thanks to all of you. TheRealPilkey had given me quite a list, which included both SPs and MPs. I texted all the SPs but none responded.
Along with those numbers was another innocuous number which I presumed to belong to a SP too. I receive a call from this number after some time and I was pleasantly surprised to find out that she was an independent and how do I find out: I asked her what her options were and she was like what options? Its just me! Of course me being dim witted and all it took more time to process this information. Probably, this was on account of the fact that this was the first time I had spoken to a pro. Yes in all my 34 years of life this was the first time. Ya I know! It's pathetic so just don't rub it in.
The conversation was quite funny too. She used to quote her price really softly and I would have trouble hearing and would have to ask her to repeat, which she would again do more softly. After two times she lost her patience and started to shout like she was talking to a deaf person. Being my first conversation I had no idea what to ask her. The first thing I told her was of course Hi how are you? Like I cared! But she was more to the point and just like then went on to quote her rates. She said something about a short being 4000 and night being 10000. I was like huh? Who the hell is a short? Did she somehow mean size? How dare she say that I am short? Slowly the realization dawned that perhaps she meant shot and not short. I had read about that before on this forum but didn't pay attention and so it had to be that I tell myself. Her pronunciation certainly didn't help much. Immediately text messages flew to Thegreatkhali and to Nrynn. Both replied almost simultaneously confirming that it's a shot and it means she charges for the number of times she makes you cum (newbies take note)...[/QUOTE]
Great FR Xxxxxxxxx. And special mention for TherealPikey
Xxxxxxx. Wow! You have a great flair for writing. One of the best reports that I have read on this forum! One more thing to note. In all the praise for Xxxxxxx's writing, I think we should also note the contribution of TheRealPikey who seems to have offered a lot of help to Xxxxxx. It's members like him who make this forum a great place. Thanks