[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1217242]Wheeeew! Okay thank you. Grandnash84, please hurry up and post your next report.[/QUOTE]Why Bro. Can't wait for more "would have gave"? (smiley)
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[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1217242]Wheeeew! Okay thank you. Grandnash84, please hurry up and post your next report.[/QUOTE]Why Bro. Can't wait for more "would have gave"? (smiley)
[QUOTE=AlwaysHorny 2; 1217658]In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.[/QUOTE]Roll the dice bro, you might seven or eleven, or you might roll snake eyes, thats how the internet chicas work. Badoo, tagged, and its a couple others I used to be on. Most girls try to act like they arent working but they are, it just takes a little longer. Never say "Sosua" to any internet chic because it exposes you. Also most girls have before pics then when you see them they are 50 pounds heavier. Play the internet game but have a low tolerance for bullshit, so its not time consuming. Work on your basic Spanish. They don't expect perfect Spanish but just the effort will be appreciated. Its funny, but I have a regular that speaks better English than I do Spanish, but when she is stumped she asks me to translate in Spanishl LOL.
[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt; 1217653]In our last episole The Evil beautiful vixen Naomi and her gorgeous sidekick,
Amelia, had the Chocolate Jackhammer in a precarious, vulnerable position,
Low Oxygen, red warning lights blaring. Life supports emptying, flat line.
Rapidly approaching, losing conscience, as These Vixens continued there.
Oral assault, mercilessly sucking and licking the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Then with a evil smirk on her face Amelia, slowly raised up, after abusing.
The Chocolate Jackhammer with her sexy slithery tongue, Destruction of.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was rapidly approaching, Amelia raised up,
To finish me off, As I was losing consciousness, the Chocolate Jackhammer.
Went limp, Amelia & Naomi laughed at the Chocolate jackhammer, but wait. Somethings.
Begining to happen, I glanced over and caught sight of Naomis high heels,
I requested both of them to get naked, but leave the stilletoes on, plus my.
Power pill aka (cialis) started to power up, the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Began to rise. 1 inch tripled to 3inches. 3 inches tripled to 9inches, the.
The final, inch appeared 10inches, plus 2 inches in width, bamm. Then.
I closed my eyes and summoned the powers all the great hammers of the world,
Arm & Hammer baking soda, Thor & his Mighty Hammer, and the of course.
The Greatest of them all. (drum roll). MC HAMMER. Can't touch this!
My new theme song. Bamm. Its Hammertime. The Chocolate Jackhammer.
Day of reckoning. To be continued.[/QUOTE]LMFAO! Chocolate Jackhammer you had me rolling on this post. I was literally dying laughing for 5mins. Mr. Gogo is right. The Sosua board with Grandnash has re-spark the board and now you add Hammertime and this board has caught FIRE
[QUOTE=Coolie High;1217770]LMFAO! Chocolate Jackhammer you had me rolling on this post. I was literally dying laughing for 5mins. Mr. Gogo is right. The Sosua board with Grandnash has re-spark the board and now you add Hammertime and this board has caught FIRE[/QUOTE]The beautiful evil vixen.
Naomi and her gorgeous hinchwoman, Amelia, fell into my trap. I counted on my super.
Wierd foot fetish, to ignite my senses, so I baited them. Kind of like Eddie Murphy and the.
Movie Boomerang. LOL, back to our story. Amelia boards the Chocolate Jackhammer, she.
Didn't realize my supersonic energy burst and transformation, as she mounted the Chocolate.
Jackhammer, and slipped it in, her smirk on her face, quickly turned into worry. Ahhhhh shit!
Lets see whos laughing now, then a burst of lightning hit me, bamm my super heros outfit appeared,
I had my black goggles on, to small wife beater made of silk, my belly hanging out, then.
My ahem. Hot Pink flared legg genie pants Mc Hammers known for. Lmao. Can't touch this.
And they were super crotchless. I am Iron Man. Quickly replaced can't touch this.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was fully extended inside Amelia, she pleaded for Suave Por favor, nooo puta.
Fuck suave. Yo estoy muy dudo. I'm trying to say hard. LOL. I thrusted the Chocolate Jack hammer.
Upward, touching her stomach inside. Ayyyee papi. She screamed. No quero no quero papi, to late.
Now puta, Its Hammertime. He laughter quickly turned into pleas for mercy, I mercilly.
Thrusted upward over and over, while pulling her down, towards me sucking her tits,
Rendering her helpless, and paralized 2 minutes of pure hell, she just screamed no mas.
No mas. Lo siento lo siento papi. Awwe hell don't apologizes now puta. Leche leche papi?
Hell to the no, I wasnt nowhere near leche. That 2 minutes seemed like a eternity to.
Amelia, she just screamed, while curling her beautiful toes. (damn foot fetish) after.
The assault Amelia passionately screamed mi leche papi no mas no mas. She dismounted.
The Chocolate jackhammer and collasped on the floor, Now my attention turned to the.
Ring leader, the one that was hell bent on the Chocolate Jackhammers Destruction.
The Beautiful Vixen Naomi. Stay tuned for Revenge of the Chocolate Jackhammer!
To be continued.
[QUOTE=AlwaysHorny 2; 1217658]In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.[/QUOTE]DominicanCupid a pay site, guys have had success using.
Other free sites besides badoo are Hi5, Tagged, SexyoNo and facebook.
Online, I have met few chicas from Puerto Plata. You may want to broaden your search, include the whole country. Some online chicas would take a bus to meet a guy in Sosua or Puerto Plata.
[QUOTE=AlwaysHorny 2; 1217658]In anticipation of my upcoming trip (12/6) , I joined Badoo. I set my location to Puerto Plata so I would be set to local chicas. I like the "meet" function and I have about 12 chicas in my que that I would love to meet. However, I haven't received any feedback. Granted, it has only been two days, but I thought I would get some type of attention. My ad reads that I am looking for a nice young lady to have dinner with and help me further develop my Spanish. I am curious to know of some of your recent experiences and / or if I'm doing something wrong.
Grand,
If you describe the Chica at Rumba for me, I am willing to do a sort of discovery for you and see just how much of a good girl she truly might be. I had a similar experience at Merengue where I tried two different barmaids on separate occasions with little success. I felt I really came close, but I slipped up somehow. I think I will try the dinner in Cabarete angle. I do understand how you feel. The desire for a non pro (or as close as one can get in Sosua) can make those putas unappealing.
Also, fellas. These are not the most sexy, fine, chicas but they give off a feeling of being more genuine which is a big turn in for me. Plus, I love a challenge and trying to really get my Mack on. I rather be treated right than grab the hottest thing going. I realize the probability of having both is very slim.
I can't wait to get down there. I will give detailed reports daily because I am really enjoying the trip reports and it is only fair that I contribute. I'm not a big fan of taking pics, but I will do better this time around.[/QUOTE]I have never met a bartender at Merengue that wasn't available, they are selective and won't go with just anyone as they have many options, they get hit on so often because just like you (no offense) guys think they are less jaded etc. Which couldn't be farther from the truth, they know and play the game as well as anyone maybe better because like I said, they get hit on constantly. You are correct in qualifying the non-pro in Sosua line because truthfully there are none.
Grandnash if you follow Gogo's advise you will be have the Rumba chica eating out of your hand and bedding her for sure but make no mistake you are not the only guy she has allowed to play her game, some girls just hide it more than others. They are all poor, they all need more money than they make bartending and none of them will pass up the opportunity to make in a couple hours what it takes them a week or two to make bartending. There may be an exception or two in all of Sosua but that's about it.
[QUOTE=DeepMmpactt; 1217653]In our last episole The Evil beautiful vixen Naomi and her gorgeous sidekick,
Amelia, had the Chocolate Jackhammer in a precarious, vulnerable position,
Low Oxygen, red warning lights blaring. Life supports emptying, flat line.
Rapidly approaching, losing conscience, as These Vixens continued there.
Oral assault, mercilessly sucking and licking the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Then with a evil smirk on her face Amelia, slowly raised up, after abusing.
The Chocolate Jackhammer with her sexy slithery tongue, Destruction of.
The Chocolate Jackhammer was rapidly approaching, Amelia raised up,
To finish me off, As I was losing consciousness, the Chocolate Jackhammer.
Went limp, Amelia & Naomi laughed at the Chocolate jackhammer, but wait. Somethings.
Begining to happen, I glanced over and caught sight of Naomis high heels,
I requested both of them to get naked, but leave the stilletoes on, plus my.
Power pill aka (cialis) started to power up, the Chocolate Jackhammer,
Began to rise. 1 inch tripled to 3inches. 3 inches tripled to 9inches, the.
The final, inch appeared 10inches, plus 2 inches in width, bamm. Then.
I closed my eyes and summoned the powers all the great hammers of the world,
Arm & Hammer baking soda, Thor & his Mighty Hammer, and the of course.
The Greatest of them all. (drum roll). MC HAMMER. Can't touch this!
My new theme song. Bamm. Its Hammertime. The Chocolate Jackhammer.
Day of reckoning. To be continued.[/QUOTE]Deep you are just too funny for words, hahahaha. I am headed out to Colombia next week but when I get back to the DR I will give Naomi a taste of my albino one eyed trouser snake. Not as good as the chocolate jackhammer but it's all I've got. Look forward to reading the rest of your report.
[QUOTE=Mr Gogo;1217564]I feel for ya bro, but its like you said"Sosua gets boring after three days especially with no daytime activities". I should have advised you better on the girl. Some Sosua girls who work in bars, clubs or restaurants don't like to date in Sosua. They have a good girl reputation that they don't want exposed. You should have suggested the Cabarete date from the beginning. Even better is a trip to Puerto Plata and the Malecon. They want to see that you are different from the average Sosua tourist. Also being linked to the Dominican dude surely hurt your chances, because she thought you would tell him everything. Have fabio get her email address or phone number for you. Before you go in January text or email her telling her that you don't like Sosua. Tell her you are staying in Cabarete and want to spend all your time with her (wink). Tell her you want to relax on the beach and romantic evenings eating dinner on the beach. Tell her you have a gift for her when you come. Tell her you want to take a day trip to Rio San juan to see the lagoon. Text her something sweet every week. Do this and she will be spend every night counting down till January.[/QUOTE]Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?
[QUOTE=Grandnash84;1217861]Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?[/QUOTE]Tmobile has international unlimited texting for five dollars extra a month. Personally I like texting so I don't have to hear them ramble on about the bull shit. Most bar girls I know in Sosua get only one day off a week not two. I don't think she needs to take off the whole week because she probaly has the daytime off. This will give you a chance to hangout solo at night. The only problem you will have is waiting till 3am till she gets off. I'm thinking she has a gringo boyfriend. Maybe thats why she was acting funny that one day and putting you on hold. He might have been there. Also you got to figure out over the next 2 months how to get her period timed. Nothing ruins a romantic vacation more than a girl on her period. When you get comfortable with her and she says' I'm not feeling well' ask her if it that time of the month. Dominicanas are comfortable and not as stuckup like American women about such topics. Do this before your trip so you can time your arrival better. I know a couple girlfriendly hotels outside of Sosua, I will pm you later.
[QUOTE=Grandnash84;1217861]Yo gogo, thanks for the advise. I did actually mention taking her out to Cabrate the the second day I was there, but she had work all the way until Tuesday. I kept telling her I didn't like sosua there were too many prostitutes there etc. I did get her phone number but she dosent have email or facebook. She said she has no computer. I had fabio talk to her and told her that I really like her and I will be back in January just to see her. She seemed really happy on the phone. It just sucked that they day I was leaving was her day off. Go figure. I do have her number so when I get home ill buy a calling card and give her a call once a week. Is it easy for girls to get days off from work? If I go back I want to see if she will spend the week with me if her job lets her. GoGO, do you know of any chica friendly hotels in Cabrate?[/QUOTE]You can give her $5US dollars in minutes for her cell phone, if you want to butter her up a little. I use ezetop ([url]http://www.ezetop.com/[/url]) , you can create an account, add a bank or credit card and easily send minutes to claro, viva and orange cell phones in DR, for 35 cents they will send a message saying the minutes are from you and you can personalize the message. When you are back in the states you can easily send text messages to her cell phone to stay in touch. You have to ask the chica which company she has for her cell phone (claro, orange or viva).
I'm going to play the Devil's Advocate here for a sec (because that's what SavePros does :D).
This post is in no way meant to step on anyone's toes, BUT:
Veteran Mongers, aren't advising Grand84 to do the exact stuff we usually rail against? Texting her every week, sending her minutes to her phone, and most importantly, planning one's trip solely around ONE chica. You can already get a sense from his reports (I think he's mentioned her in every single trip report after meeting her for the first time) that he is very much attached to this chica despite never having banged her or even going out on a date (maybe it is the pseudo allure of her being a non-pro?). What if she also picks up on this like a shark that smells blood? I can imagine a scenario in where leading up to January (with the two of them exchanging text and phone calls; he's already stated he was buying calling cards the minute he got back to sex prison) she tells him that she got fired from her bar job and needs him to send her money or else it won't be possible for them to meet (this may just be a test to see if he takes the bait; if he does then I can imagine her quitting her job knowing she has a new WU stipend now on the way). Read the last sentence again. I am not suggesting that she is saying her meeting him is conditional to him sending her money; I am saying she could make the case that she cannot meet him because she has no money (to feed her kid, mother is sick, etc.).
But in the end who am I to tell anyone how to spend their vacation. I can only warn of the horror stories I have heard, which is why I do not call chicas after leaving, nor do I exchange emails. There are just too many of them to choose from at any given time. Santo Domingo and other places may work differently, but in Sosua there is no point in bringing sand to the beach (as I learned already once before). If their number still works when I am back in town then that's fair game. At least at that point I have already tried her out once before in the sack and know what to expect.
I agree with SavePros. The other danger is the translator thing. Let me give you two examples, one from each direction. Story A is the gringo with some Spanish, but still relying on a translator. He got the (stupid) idea to give a chica a "promise ring." He made sure to tell her it was a "promise ring" so she would not think it was an "engagement ring." Unfortunately for both parties concerned, both "promise" and "get engaged" translate to the same root word, comprometer. Whoops.
Story B is the chica who spoke no English. She texted the guy and told him she thought he was a "ready horseman." Well,"listo" combined with the verb "estar" translates as "ready." "Listo" combined with the verb "ser" translates as "smart" or "clever." The literal translation of "caballero" is horseman, but it is more commonly used to mean "gentleman." She thought he was a smart gentleman but he had NO idea what she meant and the use of "ready" made him think she viewed him as "handy" or basically as a back-up plan or even a chump. I could tell several other stories related to translators and their hazards, but these two should serve as sufficient warning.
[QUOTE=Jaosousa; 1217886]You can give her $5US dollars in minutes for her cell phone, if you want to butter her up a little. I use ezetop (
[url]http://www.ezetop.com/[/url]
) , you can create an account, add a bank or credit card and easily send minutes to claro, viva and orange cell phones in DR, for 35 cents they will send a message saying the minutes are from you and you can personalize the message. When you are back in the states you can easily send text messages to her cell phone to stay in touch. You have to ask the chica which company she has for her cell phone (claro, orange or viva).[/QUOTE]I like ezetop as well bro and use them BUT they charge a service charge and also my credit card gets charged a small international fee as well. Try this company. No fees. [url]www.aryty.com[/url] I use them now, same premise.
oh ps.. the big craze these days in latin america and the carribean actually for the last couple of years is the Blackberry... so much so that i had to get one just to chat with my friends in latin america using BLACKBERRY MESSENGER or "PIN" as they like saying... even though blackberrys seem to be on the way out here in the US... the girls in latin america are going crazy for them and spend all day chatting to their domestic novios and their western union novios.
Believe me guys, I have read the horror storries and I'm too young to fall for any of that shit. If I get any red flags from her she is going to be cancelled. I know it starts with $20 here and $10 there. It starts low and goes Hi. I'm not the one thats going to be sending money overseas. I do have a couple of months to try to get to know her, but that money shit is where it stops. As soon as she asks for money it bye bye. If she is cool dosent and dosent ask me for anything then ill probably go see her next time I'm in the dr. And if she does ask for money and I don't give it to her then ill she how she really is. Then ill know if I found a gem or not
[QUOTE=Manizales911;1217850]Deep you are just too funny for words, hahahaha. I am headed out to Colombia next week but when I get back to the DR I will give Naomi a taste of my albino one eyed trouser snake. Not as good as the chocolate jackhammer but it's all I've got. Look forward to reading the rest of your report.[/QUOTE]In our last episole, the Chocolate Jackhammer got his groove back, after almost being destroyed.
By the Beaitiful Evil Vixen Naomi, and her partner in crime The Gorgeous Amelia, the tables.
Get turned, first Amelia, mounted the Chocolate Jackhammer, not noticing, my transformation.
2 minutes of Destruction, the upward thrust, while pulling Amelia down toward me, the.
Chocolate Jackhammer was methodical and relentless, Amelias screams of ectasy, orgasm.
And sexual satisfaction, went unanswered, after Amelia passed out from 2 minutes of annihilation.
So, the Chocolate Jackhammer turned my attention to The Evil Vixen Naomi, This epic battle.
Was going to be harder than I thought, so I recalibrated Gps lock, then went to my super weapontry.
More Lube check. Glow in the dark Magnum Xl condoms check. Power pill aka Cialis.
Still powering the Chocolate Jackhammer. Check. Super wierd foot fetish senses check.
So, the silent standoff continues, Amelia out of commission passed out on the floor,
Naomi smirked, as she slowly moved toward me, she slighly crawled between my legs.
Bamm, she suddenly started deep throating the Chocolate Jackhammer. Uuuuggggg!
It caught the Chocolate Jackhammer off guard, she deep throated me, I felt her
Tonsils, as she swallowed all 10inches plus 2 inches in width. Eeeeekkk. Then.
She grabbed my Chocolate Shaft, with her manicured hand, slowly up and down,
Jacking me off, orgasm alert. About to bust. But no. I won't succumb to this.
Tactic, I rolled Naomi over in a super Mma roll, next thing she knew I was in between.
Her legs, (weak stomach alert please turned the channel). I then slowly unstrapped.
Her stilletoe, then slowly started sucking each one of her clean freshly pedicured.
Toes. (damn foot fetish). Yuck. Then I slowly moved upward with my hurricane.
Tongue, to her freshly shaved pussy, I discovered, Naomi had a clit pierced, bamm!
My hurricaned tongue began circling her clit faster and faster, This Vixen slowly.
Arched her back and slowly began to moan, but she wasnt done, she grabbed.
The back of my neck, and began to fuck my face. Ooohhhhh. She's putting.
Up a helluva battle, she was going to orgasm. Aye papi. Aye papi. Ayeeee.
But no, the Chocolate Jackhammer wanted to finish this beautiful vixen off,
I broke her headlock of my face buried in her clean shaven pussy, I rose up,
She opened her leg and. Moved back, ahhhh hell to the no. I turned her over.
Doggy style she was on all fours, looking back at me, I lubbed up, slipped my.
Armor on (magnum XL super sensitive condom). Then I slipped the Chocolate.
Jackhammer inside her, but whamm. To my surprise she started slamming me,
Backwards, she starting fucking me. Uughhhh, [url]awwww[/url] No you don't. I grabbed.
Her hips and unleash the Chocolate Jackhammer, She began to moan, then the.
Screaming started. Oh dios. Ayeee papii ayee papi. Leche por favor. Hell to.
The no. The Chocolate Jackhammer went on auto jackking. I just set back and.
It hammered her, after a minute, she lowered her chest on the pillow, I raised.
Her waist and ass and hammered her ass, she pounded her fist in the pillow.
As the hammer came down her screaming was deafening. After she screamed.
No mas No mas ya cavaste. No I aint done, she orgasm, then I was about to.
Bust I pulled out and sprayed leche all over her beautiful face and hair. She.
Then passed out next to her sidekick Amelia, and the Chocolate Jackhammer.
The New Avenger exacted My Revenge. The End.
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