Beware the overly cute ones
last week evianist posted a report on carousel and i went down to check it out. i saw a pretty little thing and i went back tonight to see if i could snag her.
i got in around 9:15, and the place was the pits. the b team was dancing on the a stage, and it was downright hideous. misshapen bodies, pathetic dancing, i had a good mind of doing an about-turn. but i decided to be patient and sat and sipped a drink for a while. several of the girls on stage motioned to me to invite them for a drink, but i stayed stone faced throughout. there were something like 20 dancers in total (on stage and off), and five customers.
at around 9:30 things turned around. the a team arrived and the b team were relegated to the ugly carousel in the back. amongst the a team there were three good looking girls, but this one girl really stood out for me. i couldn't quite put my finger on why she was so damned attractive.
i kept looking at her trying to figure it out. her body was slim and toned, perhaps a little too slim for me, but nice nonetheless. she had an exceptionally cute face, and she kept looking at me and then looking away. perhaps it was her aloofness which was turning me on.
i fended off three advances from dancers, some crazy. this one girl sounded like she was on crack: she came up to me and said 'i know you.' and i said 'no you don't'. and she said 'i love you.' and i said 'no you don't'. and she said 'you buy me drink, bar fine me and take me hotel for boom boom.' and i said 'no you don't. oh sorry, were you saying something?'
she finally got the hint, and so i went back to looking at ms. attractive. so i finally figured out what was so damned cute about the girl - she looked exactly like my 16 year old niece. oh you sick fuck kumbu. yes, i was as shocked as you are. that pretty much means she is off limits, no? i mean, while it is not [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], it is virtual [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord128][CodeWord128][/url], no?
well, maybe one drink wont hurt...(sick fuck kumbu)...
anyway, a few circles of the carousel later, i decided it was time for the rubber to hit the road, so i leaned forward and as she passed by on the carousel, i did a little finger wave to her. she looked at me confused, and then motioned like 'oh, you mean me?' that was the first clue.
she scampers off stage and gets dressed (they are pretty much nude on stage), and when she arrives she sits down with the verve of youth. she does not ask me anything, she does not ask for a drink, she just sits down and grabs my arm and puts it around herself. i look at her face, and it is super, super sweet. a cute smile, pert nose, awesome eyes, great bone structure, and her hair was cut short into a bob of sorts.
i then see her looking at a dancer on stage, and this dancer is giving her instructions. telling her what to do next. uh-oh, clue #2.
i slowly figure out that she does not know what she is doing. i eventually order her a drink, and when the little lady-drink ticket arrives, she does not know what it is. one of the on-stage dancers motions to her to keep it. it dawns on me that she's a total newbie.
before i can ask her anything, she asks me if i speak thai. i say nit noi. turns out she speaks no english, nothing, nada, less than nit noi. crap. so she is a newbie, and speaks no english, could this get any worse?
i first ask her if this is her first day, and she says yes. first, first day, and i am her first customer ever. i ask her how old she is, and she gleefully says 17. my eyes bug out of my head. i pull out my phone and type '17?' and she, without any shame or embarrassment, nods her head happily. she then proceeds to beg me to take her to the hotel. at this point, i notice that she keeps looking over into the corner at this middle aged woman for guidance. i ask her who that is, and she says it is her mama. are you kidding me???
i pay up, kiss her on the cheek, slip her a 100b note and tell her 'first day for you, chok dee' and run outta there as fast as i can.
so i managed to avoid the virtual defiling of my brother's daughter because she was basically the same age as my brother's daughter. i thought i was a sick fuck, but in the end, not even this sick fuck would cross that line.