What I am about to write will not make some people happy.
If your easily offended, do not read on. Basically this is a review site, so if you don't agree with me, stiff shit.
Ill give a review first, then my opinion after.
Feeling a bit toey I visited TMC on Wednesday night (26/07/17). Got there about 8. 30. Was introduced to 3 women; Juliet, (aussie), a Maori woman and another Aussie woman whose name escapes me, but she has a real serious edge to her when explaining what she does, (almost a bipolar look). The standard was pretty low and I thought about getting up to leave to go suss out WSX, (which I should've), but I decided to stay and try Juliet.
Juliet is an Aussie girl, late 30's. Promised a really sensual service, with lots of touching, and kissing.
Got to the room and I took a shower and she has this habit of just giggling out of the blue. OK, I thought and waited for her to return. She arrives back into the room and starts to undress, trying to take off the corset that she has on. Body is pretty average. Big guts and saggy big boobs.
I'm laying on the bed and she asks me what I like, so I tell her. She kneels on the bed next to me and just stays there and does nothing. She then proceeds to rub her boobs on my back and then to rub my back one handed. After about 2 minutes of this, I roll over and she just looks at me. Nothing. No touching, no caressing, no nothing. So I take the initiative and start to suck her tits. No response. Mind you, I've had a pretty big day at work and I'm knackered. Mind you, in saying this, that has never stopped Dan Jr from standing to attention and joining the party. So I'm there sucking her tits and he can't come to the party. Why, because I'm not the least big excited and she is doing her best NOT to get me aroused. She's just kneeling on the bed doing nothing and saying nothing. She then decides to yell out, "oh fuck that's great on my nipples, yeah baby".
I say to her,"you said you kissed" and she goes yeah I love it and then launches a kiss on my lips that would match a kiss from a female workmate. Cold, No emotion, no pretend emotion, no nothing. Fuck me, I'm thinking to myself. That's it I say, yeah she says Ill do it again and gives me another female co-worker kiss.
She then decides to lay on her back, and let me do more tit sucking. Mind you, she hasn't even touched me yet. Then she says I think its time I sucked him. Yeah that'd be good I say, so its on with the condom and she starts giving me this half arsed BJ, which would have to be the worst I have ever had in my life. But she's got her back to me so I can't suss out her technique, so I say lets 69. OK she says, I love that, so she assumes the position. As soon as I saw that moot in my face, the stench of it was shocking. Even being at least 8-9 inches away from it, I could still smell it. I doubt she had washed it before starting the session. I move her away, saying no more and she continues to suck me. Here is where I suss out her technique. She is putting it in her mouth but no lip contact only her tongue going up the base of it. WTF, I think so I ask for her to do it a bit harder, hoping that I can actually feel some pressure on my erection. She says OK, and with that its like I've stuck my cock in a vice and I go WTF, go easy on it. She says, "you wanted it harder", Yeah I say, but fucking not that hard.
After this debacle, I tell her to her to get on top. She rides me to completion then when I blow she leans back just about breaking my dick in 2. Again I protest, saying what are you doing?
We then talk a bit and she asks if I want to leave. No give me a handjob. OK she says but I only have one hand as I have a broken wrist.
Can this night get any fucking worse I think to myself as I groan!
So she then starts the HJ and she's got no idea about technique or rhythem and once again, there is not even a hint of me getting hard. She's riding her fist down my cock, but its almost like she punching my nutsack. Again I protest saying go easy your hurting me. How, she says. For a start your driving your knuckles into my scrot!
After spending the rest of the time talking to me and her rubbing my cock, to which I didn't even get hard, she says are you enjoying it, to which I said no.
Time is soon up and I leave.
This experience would have to be the worse experience that I have ever had on the punt, (and I've been punting for 20 years). On top of this, Juliet told me that she has worked on and off in the industry for quite sometime. How the fuck she has managed to last so long has me well & truly fucked!
$240 well and truly down the drain.
Now, in my opinion, I've been to TMC a few times over the last few months. To say that this joint is well and truly on its last legs, is no understatement. With the exclusion of a few of the girls there (April / Crystal), I am sick to death of the women here promising this and that, and once you get to the room all this magically disappears. Well, that if they decide to describe their service to you. Its now gettign to the stage where the women come up to you, and just say hi, Im XXXX, then walk off. In my opinion, this shows they are not the least bit interested.
TMC used to be awesome, but now its full of sub standard women who should never work in the industry and are easily sub par in looks, bordering on horrendous. In my opinion the parlor experience in Melbourne is fucked. Over priced, with horrendous looking women who offer a shit service. I might just save my money, go to The Philippines, Thailand, or even Singapore, or Malaysia, where for $250 I can get an all nighter, or at the very least, an hour or so with a smoking hot African or Asian chick.
From now on Ill be going back to WSX, (if I can be fucked). I may just stick to my chubby middle aged Chinese are&T girls who provides a vastly more superior, erotic service for $100, than what most WGs in parlors offer for fucking $250!
