Even the favelas are getting into the act
[QUOTE=ChrisDrug;1379475]One Italian lady I know who own 14 apts in Rio is telling me to get buy whatever apt I can get in Rio because the prices will go sky high within a year or two.[/QUOTE]The start of gentrification? O Dia reporting that the monthly rents in Complexo do Alemão, a favela, have doubled since the installation of the UPP. 417 families have 15 days to vacate the premises. The rents were between R$100 and R$250 before, now they're from R$300 up to R$1000. The owners are also wanting a 3 months deposit. WOW! I wonder what the rent will be like, during the World Cup and Olympics? Maybe only foreign tourists will be able to afford. Once the Olympics end, I see the bubble bursting.
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Wow, is it really that bad?
thanks for the warning christopherd. i've been to a strip club in belo horizonte that was really good. plenty of light and definitely 100% women. from sao paulo reports, there seem to be a lot of good ones there. i'm actualy second guesising visiting rio now. i suppose if something happens to balcony, mongers in rio are stuck going to street girls, termas, and casas. in my mind, that would knock rio down from top 5 in the world to barely top 50. since i've never been to rio, this comment might be way off track. has anyone had a positive experience at a rio strip club? thanks, kdog.
[quote=christopherd; 1379942]they are very very exclusive, set in old colonial buildings hehe. you should be in possession of a dirty raincoat or similar so you have no worries about the seats and can cover or uncover your john as the occasion demands. at the front desk, a lady will relieve you of the hard earned sum of, well a few reis, i can't quite remember. be sure to give her the right change as the notes you get back are invaraibly smellier and less attractive than the ones you just gave her. a suave gentleman will then unclip a metal chain, signifying, upon examination of the piece of tillroll paper bequeathed you by the front desk, that you are duly permitted to enter the hallowed buldings of shame. they are quite glorious architecture, with balconies, a stage, and unisex toilets. grime has been carefuly preserved at every point to maintain that historical wonderland feel.
as you first go in, your eyes will be unacustomes to the darkness. a number of persons will walk disconcertingly near, or hover with intent, as you try to tell by smell alone whether they are male or female. the best place to go on enetering is probably the toilets, situated at the right hand side as you face the stage. this allows your eyes to acustom themselves at a leisurely pace to things like the scratchy low-level film being projected inbetween shows and the barrage of persons of dubious gender in the toilet. don't be alarmed if a large black woman has squeezed into a cubicle with some difficulty. she is not in need of your assistance as she graefully anbd noisily voids her bowels while peering at you invitingly. your hesitation is your fortuante undoing as soon a young slave will have volunteered to sit on th elady's ahem. manhood. (there are some women there as well, but they don't fart loudly.)
you will find people move seats quite often and people dressed in women's clothing wil patrol the aisles and ask if you want to do something. i'm not sure what the 'something' is, but quite possibly a quick round of[i] 'guess the gender'[/i] in one of the cramped bathroom cubicles, or a game of [i]'i don't care i'm desperate just suck me off please, it's dark'[/i] which wll probably be acomplished in the back rows. people in some rows will seem less interested in the film than who is sittoing three seats along. other people seem to roam aimlessly, never quite finding the 'right seat'.
when the strippers come on, there is a subtle riot towards the front seats, as these are the best. at this point the lights go up and everyone you can see is fiercely heterosexual. some of the strippers are quite nice, some ok, some downright ugly.
the details you'll have gleaned from the above refer primarily to the proudly disgusting building on r. carioca, conveniently situated near to the black-and-white non-nonsense german restaurant, and the 10r-a-minute stairs at the end of the block. thus you have everything you need to sustain life within less than a hundred yards.
should your palate prefer a little more, or you were silly enough to pay immediately after the show instead of before (times are usually posted in the foyer outside) , there is another one a bit further up behind cinelandia cinema. cinelandia is of course, a 'proper'cinema, and you won't want to be seen coming out of one and into the other.[/quote]