Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

Went to Bamboo Massage last weekend, had A+ in sense. The extra.

Charge of course is annoying but I had another appointment around the.

Corner and didn't want to wait.

When I entered, I told the big mammasan that I'd like to see the A+ girls.

She said OK (she also mentioned the extra charge). When I walked into.

That small showroom there were 5 girls. None of them was listed on the hp.

I think. 4 of the girls were average looking but there was one young stunner -.

I decided to take her in a second! She acted to be very surprised.

Then the dissapointment came: Mammasan said, she couldn't do A+. Meeeh.

Seems like we had a communication-problem at the beginning. So I asked Mammasan.

Which of the girls could do A+. Unfortunately there was only one girl, that could do A+.

And of course it was the smallest and most unimposing one of them. She was no beauty.

But also not ugly. Had some acne scars in her face but she was still.

Cute in some way. I decided to give it a try.

I asked her what her name is but I really didn't understand it, sorry.

Unfortunately she hardly could speak English. She was so small that I really.

Doubted, my dick of probably average western size would fit into.

Her pussy, yet alone in her butt.

When she got naked, she had surprisingly big tits for a girl her size. They were.

Also natural I think and beautiful. She tried to make a lot of fun, but I.

Didn't understand everything. She's probably a lovely person if one.

Can communicate with her.

After the usual shower we went on the really hard bed where an massage.

Followed which was okay. Unfortunately for me no rimming.

After the flip she got my cock covered immediately and gave me an.

CBJ. I'd rather had an BBJ but didn't complain. The sucking was followed by.

A cowgirl riding. As assumed she really had some trouble getting my cock in.

Her pussy but in the end she took it bravely and gave a good ride while I played with.

Her clit. She rode me for about 15 minutes until I came.

I don't know why, but within 2 minutes after pop 1 my dick was hard again. Usually.

I need a rest of at least 20 minutes.

During round 1 I thought it would be OK if A+ wouldn't happen. Her pussy was quite.

Tight and at least I would save the extra charge.

Surprisingly she started round 2 with an BBJ. I recognized, that she secretly lubed.

Her asshole. Yeah!

This tiny girl climbed on top of me and was about to start an reverse anal cowgirl (condom.

Was on). It really took her a while but she didn't gave up and finally succeeded.

She rode me about 10 minutes then asked if I wanted another position. We changed into doggy.

If we would have done anal in the first round, I probably would have popped within 2 minutes.

But now I punished her in doggy for about another ten minutes. She moaned a lot but didn't.

Complain at all. I then started to feel sorry for her so I asked if she wanted to finish me off with.

A hand job. She thankfully agreed.

Unfortunately for her, it took another 15 minutes until I finally popped. She never slowed down.

And really worked hard for my 2nd orgasm. Afterwards I touched her biceps and said she had.

A good workout. That made her lough out loudly.

All in all I was very satisfied. Because of the lacking English-skills I might not repeat. But if you.

Speak Thai I can recommend her. I think her Name ended with an. Ing.

Paid 2.500 Baht including the A+- charge fir 60 minutes + tip.

Been there last Saturday noon.



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[QUOTE=OldBugger]I go Pattaya overnight but know it is the wrong thing to do. I really have hard time this ugly town with it's ugly old working girls and sick fat gimps who fight over who can give more money for hand job. I go soi 6 and fuck some sense into one of few pretty girls younger 30.[/QUOTE]Max Hardcore called. He wants his misogyny back.

[QUOTE=Pimpa;1622115]It is a pleasure for me to give you an advice: Don't ever come back. Staying away from Thailand is the best for you and the girls here.[/QUOTE]Amen for that! Stay away not only from Thailand but from whole Asia.

[QUOTE=Pimpa;1622115]It is a pleasure for me to give you an advice: Don't ever come back. Staying away from Thailand is the best for you and the girls here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Tabasco72;1623207]Amen for that! Stay away not only from Thailand but from whole Asia.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bunky;1622471]Max Hardcore called. He wants his misogyny back.[/QUOTE]Fellow mongers,

That is not the way forward! Only by showing him our positive experiences and giving him helpful advice, can we hope to break his negative attitude.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1622157]Thailand is a Buddhist country and it doesn't work fighting that. Go with the flow, release yourself from desires and cravings, see them for what they are: hollow, empty and false; sources of unhappiness. Only then you can enjoy every moment. Beauty is in every moment. [/QUOTE]

Wonderfully said!

At precisely the moments when I wander aimlessly around the fleshpots thinking that freelancer scene has almost completely gone to shits compared to the good old times, and would be ready to give up, Thailand throws me a pleasant surprise. Last time around it was in the form of a cute 22 year old University student from P'Lok. And what a miracle she was. While we made small talk and I was pondering whether she's even on the game (and if she were, would I go up to 2500 for a ST and regret it), she offered me a 500 baht ST. Which was the proper old-style GFE and turned into a LT (exceedingly rare for me... and for this she asked 1000 and got 1500). True sweetheart.

Having a positive attitude and treating girls well is not a guarantee of a good time any longer, but the opposite attitude ensures a bad session (or at best, a barely passable one with a pro who is willing to soldier on despite the punter's gloom).

If something doesn't go your way (and let's be honest, the scene DID get considerably worse over the few years, and flakes are more common)... just smile and move on. Makes everyone feel better. No matter what you do, you won't be teaching anyone a lesson, bringing justice to the world of sex work, or changing the world.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1623218]Fellow mongers,

That is not the way forward! Only by showing him our positive experiences and giving him helpful advice, can we hope to break his negative attitude.[/QUOTE]Looks like he hates those poor girls from bottom of his heart and may not even be in to girls.

If one expects five star body then should pay five star price at five star place but can't see that attempt in any of his post.

If one expects good GFE then at least show some respect to her but there is no trace of respect, all I see is contempt.

I thought he was honestly putting up a review and even thanked him for warning about lack of quality in Pattaya (which may not be true as I read other reports). We don't have to always help a monger just because he is monger. It may help all those poor girls working their ass off (literally) and rest of the mongers as well to get rid of such psychos.

[QUOTE=DwayneJohnson;1623270]Looks like he hates those poor girls from bottom of his heart and may not even be in to girls.

If one expects five star body then should pay five star price at five star place but can't see that attempt in any of his post.

If one expects good GFE then at least show some respect to her but there is no trace of respect, all I see is contempt.

I thought he was honestly putting up a review and even thanked him for warning about lack of quality in Pattaya (which may not be true as I read other reports). We don't have to always help a monger just because he is monger. It may help all those poor girls working their ass off (literally) and rest of the mongers as well to get rid of such psychos.[/QUOTE]DJ, I fully agree with you. Either his reports were done to purely gain attention or he is a Misogynist of the highest order. Unfortunately he is not alone and the deteriorating service quality and attitude of working girls in the holiday resorts can be attributed to a great extend to people like him. With his attitude he is lucky he didn't receive any serious bodily harm. Particularly in Pattaya I have seen guys getting the shit kicked out of them if they harass the girls like this.

Thailand is better off without him.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1622157]
Your reports are the best examples I have read in a long time of the powerful negative force of desirre and craving. The more you desire a lustful romp with that beautiful spinner, with her perfect skin, pointy tits and tight pussy, the more you find fault with what you are offered: you end up only seeing ugliness where you craved beauty, getting bad service where you wished for PSE, greed for your money where you searched for cheap sex. Mind you, this is not empty talk! I went through a phase in my life where everything was dark, where I was frustrated at all my endeavours, where it seemed everyone was out to get me. It took great effort to leave that after me, but it brought great reward. [/QUOTE]Thanks Wolvenvacht,

One of the best posts for a long time. I am not really religious, but note that Buddhism does have some worthwhile teachings an attitudes.

I don't really subscribe to the view by some that bad people will naturally have a bad time, or bad times will come to them in the end, but that cheap and nasty really has a talent for finding a bad time, or is just a troll.

Unfortunately I see myself as a pessimist, trying to head towards having no expectation. This leads to experiences sometimes better than the expectation. I have to be sceptical that he will ever get rid of his negative attitude. You never know.

Its harder to meet fantastic girls in the modern day, but only because I became a lot harder to impress. My pics of girls from 20 years ago don't look so stunning today.

If someone visited my house and acted like that I would at the very least ask them to leave. You are a guest in someone else's country. The least you can do is treat the people you are dealing with with a little respect. If you can't even grasp that simple concept it's probably best that you stay home. You don't know these women, their personal stories, their reasons for doing what they do, or much of anything from the looks of things. People like you shouldn't be allowed to go anywhere. Go see a shrink and get some help. Pretty sad if you have to treat others like that to feel better about yourself.

Her name is Bee and I was quite surprised about how well she really tries to please you, when I met up with her yesterday. As an FYI, the photo shopped picture of herin the bamboo website is not even close to what she really looks like. She is small and her boobs are huge and hard (Fake). I had a late flight out of BKK so I did not want to go to Mango, so I called and made an appointment with her after I was told that she was the only one available. When I arrived I almost turned back, because her face was definitely not close and for everyone, if looks is a major criteria to you then don't bother with her. I told myself, it is either her or go to the airport, so I proceeded to pay the $2 K and was told about A+ charge which I should pay her if I took the butt. In the room, after the normal wait and before the shower, I was amazed how big her boobs were, I felt them and they were rock hard.

The whole session with Bee was actually very good. She is game for whatever you want and frankly I started to see her as better than I thought while she was riding me cowgirl. I really should have saved the A+ charge and skipped the butt, because she is a small girl, and could barely fit my dick in. I enjoyed her tits, and ended in her pussy which was also tight for me.

As mentioned in the report, Bee does not speak English, so communicating is very difficult. I know very little Thai but was able to get by. I would definitely see her again, I enjoyed the fact that she is experienced and I got 2 pops and I have not been able to do the 2nd pop right after the first for the past 3 years, so I was plesntly surprised.

[QUOTE=TravelA;1622439]Went to Bamboo Massage last weekend, had A+ in sense. The extra.

Charge of course is annoying but I had another appointment around the.

Corner and didn't want to wait.

When I entered, I told the big mammasan that I'd like to see the A+ girls.

She said OK (she also mentioned the extra charge). When I walked into.

That small showroom there were 5 girls. None of them was listed on the hp.

I think. 4 of the girls were average looking but there was one young stunner -.

I decided to take her in a second! She acted to be very surprised.

Then the dissapointment came: Mammasan said, she couldn't do A+. Meeeh.

Seems like we had a communication-problem at the beginning. So I asked Mammasan.

Which of the girls could do A+. Unfortunately there was only one girl, that could do A+.

And of course it was the smallest and most unimposing one of them. She was no beauty.

But also not ugly. Had some acne scars in her face but she was still.

Cute in some way. I decided to give it a try.

I asked her what her name is but I really didn't understand it, sorry.

Unfortunately she hardly could speak English. She was so small that I really.

Doubted, my dick of probably average western size would fit into.

Her pussy, yet alone in her butt.

When she got naked, she had surprisingly big tits for a girl her size. They were.

Also natural I think and beautiful. She tried to make a lot of fun, but I.

Didn't understand everything. She's probably a lovely person if one.

Can communicate with her.

After the usual shower we went on the really hard bed where an massage.

Followed which was okay. Unfortunately for me no rimming.

After the flip she got my cock covered immediately and gave me an.

CBJ. I'd rather had an BBJ but didn't complain. The sucking was followed by.

A cowgirl riding. As assumed she really had some trouble getting my cock in.

Her pussy but in the end she took it bravely and gave a good ride while I played with.

Her clit. She rode me for about 15 minutes until I came.

I don't know why, but within 2 minutes after pop 1 my dick was hard again. Usually.

I need a rest of at least 20 minutes.

During round 1 I thought it would be OK if A+ wouldn't happen. Her pussy was quite.

Tight and at least I would save the extra charge.

Surprisingly she started round 2 with an BBJ. I recognized, that she secretly lubed.

Her asshole. Yeah!

This tiny girl climbed on top of me and was about to start an reverse anal cowgirl (condom.

Was on). It really took her a while but she didn't gave up and finally succeeded.

She rode me about 10 minutes then asked if I wanted another position. We changed into doggy.

If we would have done anal in the first round, I probably would have popped within 2 minutes.

But now I punished her in doggy for about another ten minutes. She moaned a lot but didn't.

Complain at all. I then started to feel sorry for her so I asked if she wanted to finish me off with.

A hand job. She thankfully agreed.

Unfortunately for her, it took another 15 minutes until I finally popped. She never slowed down.

And really worked hard for my 2nd orgasm. Afterwards I touched her biceps and said she had.

A good workout. That made her lough out loudly.

All in all I was very satisfied. Because of the lacking English-skills I might not repeat. But if you.

Speak Thai I can recommend her. I think her Name ended with an. Ing.

Paid 2.500 Baht including the A+- charge fir 60 minutes + tip.

Been there last Saturday noon.



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Hi Guys,

I was in town a few months ago and stopped off at Snow White 2 having booked AMY off of the website.

When I got there and was introduced, I was a little dissapointed at the fact she didn't resemble the pictures on the site, but was more than happy that she was a petite thing and as we walked to the room found out her english was quite good (which always makes things easy).

Once in the room She asked me what I wanted to which I replied "what's available' her reply "for you darling. Anything".

Cue instant boner, she said it in such away the was just downright naughty.

She said shower, and as I was undressing. Little man popped out and she grabbed him straight away, next thing I know he was deep in her throat, and she was gagging away as I was taking off her clothes. We eventually made it to the shower where I got a good rub down before hitting the bed (which was uncomfortable). She grabbed my hand and moved it to her pussy, I played with this little pussy wondering if I would fit as she was so small, she was wet which made me even more horny.

She stopped sucking my cock, turned around and told me to fuck her in the ass. To which I had absolutely no problem and impaled her with my cock.

The bed was so uncomfortable I got her to stand up with her hands pressed against the wall, now moving from ass to pussy, hammering away and she took it like a trooper.

We went back and forth for some time until I eventually came over her face.

I would go back, but have no idea what the shop is now called or if she is even there, so I ask this forum. Who next?

Ice at Cherry or Bo at Bamboo?

Thanks for reading and happy mongering. BTW any recommendations on Kappoo clubs with full service.

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1622057]My taxi driver to airport told me that Buddhists don't eat pussy. Did anyone hear this or is he sticking in my ass? I don't eat pussy (which I told him over and over) so I wouldn't know anything about it but I remember reading about eating the smelly [url=http://isgprohibitedwords.info?CodeWord=CodeWord140][CodeWord140][/url] here? So my question did anyone have experience with a girl refusing pussy eat for religious reasons or was he in my ass? Is it only men who can not eat pussy or can woman also get in ass of Buddha if she serves her pussy for delicacy anyone know please advise I soon be back in LOS.[/QUOTE]This entire bloviation must be the most negative, disgusting post I've ever read on these boards. I'm with Mr. W, you must be one miserable SOB.

To address specifics, no, a "traditionally" raised Thai man rarely eats pussy, and the girls rarely suck a dick. In Buddhism (Thai especially) the head is the most sacred part of the body, the feet the least. Hence the grave insult when pointing your foot at somebody or hitting them with a shoe. So, while it may not be expressly forbidden, it's very unseemly to use one's head in another's nether regions.

Yes, I have had a woman refuse to allow me to eat her (I did, she liked it but finally made me stop), nor would she reciprocate. All based upon her religions beliefs.

Now do us all a favor and crawl back under the rock from whence you came.

[QUOTE=JamesMaysTit;1624801]Hi Guys,
I was in town a few months ago and stopped off at Snow White 2 having booked AMY off of the website.
I would go back, but have no idea what the shop is now called or if she is even there, so I ask this forum. Who next?
[/QUOTE]Amy moved to Snow White 1.

SW2 closed and changed names as I reported earlier last month.

1. When did J-Two massage parlor close? I just became aware of this today.

2. How long was SW-2 with us? It seems like it was a very short time.

3. Has anybody else used a depilatory cream on a date's pubic hair without telling her what it was?

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1622057]I soon be back in LOS.[/QUOTE]Dude, unfortunately I did not find this report as funny as the one in Bangkok. It resembles some sort of a drug induced psychotic rant. You are obviously one unhappy individual with too high standards or you are posting just to get under some people's skin. Your really need to chill. I don't know where you are from, but it is unlikely better than Thailand in terms of pussy. Pattaya was a disappointment for me as well, but in retrospect it was still better than most places in the world. Spitting in people faces? Really? I believe most mongers are into their hobby because they love women-you really seem to hate them. In my opinion, you seem to posses a biting sense of humour which is a sign of intelligence. Keep the humour, be more civil and not be such a douche, or you can stick to porn where all your fantasies can come true.