Bangkok Massage Parlors - Except TULIP and ANNIES!

[quote=wolvenvacht;1622157] i am equally happy with whatever comes my way: a beautiful young spinner in an agogo club, a milfy service lady in a bar, an overweight massage therapist or nothing at all (which then allows me to reload my strength). the "trick" is to have no desire or aspiration: then you will never be shortchanged, never frustrated and never found wanting. a great peace and calmness enters you and you know what the best part is? the thai girls sense that and their love flows out to fill your empty center. i am always well taken care of when i am in thailand!
[/quote]i like that!! i think i am starting to see it the same way, and not necessarily in thailand only.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1625681]3. Has anybody else used a depilatory cream on a date's pubic hair without telling her what it was?[/QUOTE]What a really dastardly deed! Legally speaking I think it would be considered assault and battery, so whatever you have been thinking: don't!

Besides the legal issues, I think that area is far too sensitive to use such a cream.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1625837]What a really dastardly deed! Legally speaking I think it would be considered assault and battery, so whatever you have been thinking: don't!

Besides the legal issues, I think that area is far too sensitive to use such a cream.[/QUOTE]Actually, I've used Veet and Opilca several times with no problem. When I was "busy" before I remarried, it was pretty much a given that any woman I took to a room would exit with a "shaved" pussy. Only one lady declined.

A couple of times, I just did it. One girl really didn't know, and was really surprised. She wasn't angry, though. She posed for photos with me showing off her bald triangle. The next time I popped into that bar she practically flew into my arms.

Another massage parlor lady had declined. She also had kept anal off limits. After a few visits, she was picking out what toy she wanted shoved up her ass and even took the position for a three-holer without even being asked. I think she knew what I was doing when I applied the cream. She was startled at how it all came off. She had previously refused to be photographed, but that afternoon she willingly posed for photos, full body and close up, with her new pussy.

Well, I almost had a problem once. In the dark, I reached for a tube of KY. I picked up the Opilca by mistake and nearly filled her dry hole full of that instead of KY. Otherwise, no problems.

Which is why I asked question #3. My experience has been very contra-intuitive. The girls seemed to approve. It seems to be something they're thinking about but won't ask for. When the Barber of Seville shows up, they go for it.

And, speaking as a former law student, there is no way it could be considered to an assault. Assault is the fear and apprehension of an imminent battery. Since the girl is blissfully unaware of what is happening, there is no foreknowledge and therefore no apprehension of a an unpleasant touching, aka battery.

The touching seems to be pleasant, if anything.

Larceny by trick might be the cause of action under British common law.

[QUOTE=OldPhart;1625933]And, speaking as a former law student, there is no way it could be considered to an assault. Assault is the fear and apprehension of an imminent battery. Since the girl is blissfully unaware of what is happening, there is no foreknowledge and therefore no apprehension of a an unpleasant touching, aka battery.

The touching seems to be pleasant, if anything.

Larceny by trick might be the cause of action under British common law.[/QUOTE]Very well analysed! Of course if she objects once you applied the cream, it would be battery.

Visited Bangkok recently and tried out a few places and girls mentioned. Started off with Dr BJ's Salon. Recognized the famous EE from her pictures and took her straight away. Maybe I'm looking at it through newbie eyes but she wasn't at all unfriendly like some had complained, singing a song as she washed my dong and slurping enthusiastically. She pouted when I said I just wanted a BJ, though that might have been her normal expression.

Got another pout at Akane when a dark-skinned girl saw my pallid office worker's skin. Still can remember my first visit to Bacarra in Pattaya, when an Issan girl proudly boasted of how pale she looked. Political incorrectness gone wild.

Visited Emmanuelles, and while I'm all for the girl playing dress-up games, the sexiness of getting a soapy is detracted when the girl is wearing a shower cap.

Decided to try out Rin at Hana. It felt to me like her special HJ is the same testicle massage I got at Orchid Massage by a much younger girl. Anyone been to both places like to comment on this? Not sure I'll go back anyway; can't relax and enjoy the HJ when your balls are being manipulated, I find.

[QUOTE=VinceAU;1626454]Visited Bangkok recently and tried out a few places and girls mentioned. Started off with Dr BJ's Salon. Recognized the famous EE from her pictures and took her straight away. Maybe I'm looking at it through newbie eyes but she wasn't at all unfriendly like some had complained, singing a song as she washed my dong and slurping enthusiastically. She pouted when I said I just wanted a BJ, though that might have been her normal expression.
[/QUOTE]You must understand that not all customers are nice guys. You get some very demanding guys, some psychos, and some guys wanting really weird stuff. Any girl can be unfriendly if a guy rubs them up the wrong way. I think EE is a great girl and never had any issues with her whatsoever. She normally just does BBBJs so I am sure any pout was just a joking sort of thing, or indeed her normal expression is probably a sexy pout.

The idea is not to be serious about anything, joke around, and have fun, so its not like stressful work so much. Easy going guys are greatly appreciated by the girls. That is why you get a nice time.

Can you get FS at Dr BJ? If yes, what are the extra charges?

[QUOTE=VinceAU;1626454]Visited Bangkok recently and tried out a few places and girls mentioned. Started off with Dr BJ's Salon. Recognized the famous EE from her pictures and took her straight away. Maybe I'm looking at it through newbie eyes but she wasn't at all unfriendly like some had complained, singing a song as she washed my dong and slurping enthusiastically. She pouted when I said I just wanted a BJ, though that might have been her normal expression.

Got another pout at Akane when a dark-skinned girl saw my pallid office worker's skin. Still can remember my first visit to Bacarra in Pattaya, when an Issan girl proudly boasted of how pale she looked. Political incorrectness gone wild.

Visited Emmanuelles, and while I'm all for the girl playing dress-up games, the sexiness of getting a soapy is detracted when the girl is wearing a shower cap.

Decided to try out Rin at Hana. It felt to me like her special HJ is the same testicle massage I got at Orchid Massage by a much younger girl. Anyone been to both places like to comment on this? Not sure I'll go back anyway; can't relax and enjoy the HJ when your balls are being manipulated, I find.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TempStories;1626917]Can you get FS at Dr BJ? If yes, what are the extra charges?[/QUOTE]Yes but cannot be guaranteed every girl wants to provide it. It is a BJ shop and some girl could be on the rag as well. I don't know the charge as I take the more expensive VIP. If not from any suitable girl, can cross the street to Dr. BJ Nuru. Is more standard there I believe.

I read some answer to my post I was drunk when I wrote still I think people can have more tolerance and accept we have different culture religion and sexuality you want to suck pussy is fine.

I am happy because you say about the Buddhism but I think feet are important because you walk everywhere I can not understand that POV but I respect it and I aint telling you shit your head. Also I'm not unhappy because Soi 6 OK you can fuck the pretty girl if you look only walking street is filth.

When someone take my dick and bite with teeth I become misogynist to this one at least this is obvious if you accept is no good but OK I make big statement about everyone I angry I high on pill.

Cheers

[QUOTE=OldBugger;1627338]I read some answer to my post I was drunk when I wrote still I think people can have more tolerance and accept we have different culture religion and sexuality you want to suck pussy is fine.

[/QUOTE]Your style of writing reminds me of That Asshole from way back. You were not him in a former incarnation by any chance?

Went to Lilly's yesterday. Only because it was pissing down and the closest to Sukhumvit. Pleased that I did.

Chose the smiliest girl (always works for me). This was June, a tall, willowy girl from Nakhon Phanom who said she was 24 but later admitted to being 34. I didn't care. Her tight body would have put many a 20 year old to shame. She said that she was a MILF, which also was remarkable as she had not the slightest sign of childbirth on her.

Service was great. She came like a train to tongue and finger. Wanted to use a condom for oral but easily dissuaded and then proceeded to give a lovely BJ with CIM. She said I was too big for her ass but she would try. Bugger me (or strictly speaking her) she then slid me up her super tight cornhole in cowgirl and we then we had a gloriously long ass smashing session that went on and on in various positions. I'm sure she came again. Eventually had to withdraw in honourable defeat and she then coaxed a second coming out of me with mouth and hand to a finish over her tits.

Nice way to spend 90 minutes on a hot and steamy Bangkok afternoon.

Anyone ever try this place out, I've never seen it reviewed on here.

[URL]www.honeybeemassage.com[/URL]

They have about 6 girls listed on their website, a bunch of photos, all unshopped. Look like some SYT's.

Can you please share the website address for Lilly's?

[QUOTE=CunningStunt;1627458]Your style of writing reminds me of That Asshole from way back. You were not him in a former incarnation by any chance?

Went to Lilly's yesterday. Only because it was pissing down and the closest to Sukhumvit. Pleased that I did.

Chose the smiliest girl (always works for me). This was June, a tall, willowy girl from Nakhon Phanom who said she was 24 but later admitted to being 34. I didn't care. Her tight body would have put many a 20 year old to shame. She said that she was a MILF, which also was remarkable as she had not the slightest sign of childbirth on her.

Service was great. She came like a train to tongue and finger. Wanted to use a condom for oral but easily dissuaded and then proceeded to give a lovely BJ with CIM. She said I was too big for her ass but she would try. Bugger me (or strictly speaking her) she then slid me up her super tight cornhole in cowgirl and we then we had a gloriously long ass smashing session that went on and on in various positions. I'm sure she came again. Eventually had to withdraw in honourable defeat and she then coaxed a second coming out of me with mouth and hand to a finish over her tits.

Nice way to spend 90 minutes on a hot and steamy Bangkok afternoon.[/QUOTE]

Well I finally booked my first threesome, needless to say I am really excited. Picked Pinky and Ben from Cherry (any options on these two) for a 2 hour out call.

Anyone have any tips for maximizing this experience? I haven't blown a load in close to a week now, as I figure I will want as many rounds in the chamber as possible come Friday. It almost seems a bit overwhelming, trying to think how I am going to try all those holes in only 2 hours. So many places to fuck, so many places to cum.

Is there typically a lot of condom changing during these things? I imagine it would be awesome to have then both bent over and dip from one to the other. However if I have to change the condom every time I switch that will throw the momentum off a bit.

Anyway if any experienced threesome guys can tell me how to get the most of this it would be greatly appreciated. Look forward to posting a trip report.

[QUOTE=Egb5811;1627695]Well I finally booked my first threesome, needless to say I am really excited. Picked Pinky and Ben from Cherry (any options on these two) for a 2 hour out call.

Anyone have any tips for maximizing this experience? I haven't blown a load in close to a week now, as I figure I will want as many rounds in the chamber as possible come Friday. It almost seems a bit overwhelming, trying to think how I am going to try all those holes in only 2 hours. So many places to fuck, so many places to cum.

Is there typically a lot of condom changing during these things? I imagine it would be awesome to have then both bent over and dip from one to the other. However if I have to change the condom every time I switch that will throw the momentum off a bit.

Anyway if any experienced threesome guys can tell me how to get the most of this it would be greatly appreciated. Look forward to posting a trip report.[/QUOTE]The trick to any successful threesome is to pace yourself. There is no way you can enjoy cumming in every hole of every girl in two hour's time. If the girls are health conscious there should indeed be a lot of condom-swapping if you insist on switching targets every few minutes.

I can only speak from my personal experience, but my "usual" routine goes a bit as follows:

I start with a lot of hugging and cuddling and this will naturally evolve into kissing, DFK, sucking their tits, fingering pussies and some DATY. When the girls are "warmed up" they can do a double BJ: one girl sucking my dick, the other one licking my balls or rimming me. Meanwhile I still fondle some pussy or just lay back and enjoy.

After a first oral orgasm with CIM if available, time to recover with some more hugging and cudling or a massage. Once little wolf raises its head again, time for some fucking. One girl can service the other girl, orally or manually. Some like to use a toy at this moment. I end cumming in doggy with the girl eating out her friend. It just so happens we all cum at the same time but I have no doubt this is more the girls being good actresses rather than my perfect timing and directing them. :D

If there is still some time for a third round, I like to fuck the other girl in doggy style while her friend stands over her so I can suck her tits, finger her pussy and DFK her a lot. That combination usually gets me off a third time after which we all fall down in one sweaty heap.

Switching targets all the time (as seen in many porn movies) breaks the rythm (even if you do not change condoms) and makes the whole thing too strenuous and nervous. I like to build up the tension slowly and savour the experience. Believe me, those porn scenes only work in a studio where one scene of 10 minutes may have taken hours to do.

The keywords to any good session are imagination, flexibility and a "take it easy, dude" attitude.

[QUOTE=Wolvenvacht;1627858]The trick to any successful threesome is to pace yourself. There is no way you can enjoy cumming in every hole of every girl in two hour's time. If the girls are health conscious there should indeed be a lot of condom-swapping if you insist on switching targets every few minutes.

I can only speak from my personal experience, but my "usual" routine goes a bit as follows:

I start with a lot of hugging and cuddling and this will naturally evolve into kissing, DFK, sucking their tits, fingering pussies and some DATY. When the girls are "warmed up" they can do a double BJ: one girl sucking my dick, the other one licking my balls or rimming me. Meanwhile I still fondle some pussy or just lay back and enjoy.

After a first oral orgasm with CIM if available, time to recover with some more hugging and cudling or a massage. Once little wolf raises its head again, time for some fucking. One girl can service the other girl, orally or manually...[/QUOTE]Thanks, some good stuff there. I love getting rimmed some imam really looking forward to having the chance to get rimmed and sucked off at the same time. Also looking forward to doing one doggy while the other one has her face buried in my ass from behind.