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[QUOTE=Nyco13;2170478]At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.[/QUOTE]What did I tell you? What are you doing instead? Stupid boy. Sorry for that.
Note: Artemis' management is checking boards like that. Mr. BunnyLovers first post as a reaction of your question and my answer? Suspicious.
Been to this place a few times over the years and time I contributed. Below are my general impressions of the place, information for first timers and short reviews of the girls I saw.
Short version: worth it if you're not bothered about having a basic service from a choice of lots of great looking girls.
I went on a Tuesday evening, week before last.
The place.
80 entry fee which allows you access all day; you're given a wristband and keyless FOB for a locker. With the girls, it's 60 per half hour (120 for one hour). Some girls charge extra on top for OWO, kissing, reverse O, reverse anal, A levels etc.
Well run, clean and a number of staff around who keep it that way. Their website has details of what's available on site.
The restaurant is more like a small canteen. The food is OK. Nothing special, nothing terrible. It's the one place where girls won't proposition you.
Breakfast is 11 am to 3 pm and dinner is from 6 pm to 2 pm (I think). Both are all you can eat for no extra charge. Soft drinks are also free. Alcohol starts at 10 for 400 ML of Carlsberg up to 2000 for champagne.
Main bar on the first floor is where 95% of the girls are. It's a smoking area.
The place is quiet from 11 am to 2 pm. Fairly relaxed till about 6-7 pm. Friday and Saturday nights are the worst for overcrowding (even though there are lots of girls). Even Wednesday night is quite busy. Mondays and Tuesdays are generally the most chilled days.
S bahn station using S78 Westcruz is less than a five minute walk away. At night, the car park has lots of taxis in waiting.
Two cash machines near the changing rooms for when you run out of money.
The girls.
10-20 girls from 11 am to 2 pm. From then, more girls come out up to 8 pm approx. I find the best looking girls come out from 7 pm onwards, though still plenty of lookers before then.
In terms of looks, I'd say 10% great and the remainder split evenly between average and good looking. You get girl next door types, models, and porn star types. Lots of girls with great boob jobs and great bodies. Most are Eastern European.
For first timers.
If a girl asks if this is your first time (as I am an Indian), say no. Whilst not all girls will do this, some girls will be more pushy and / or upsell if they think you're inexperienced.
Artemis is generally a place where men keep to themselves (except those there with friends). Conversation (if any) will most likely come from other lone punters.
Some girls will approach you. Some do it once, others will do it time and again. Typically the better looking ones will sit by the bar looking bored and you'll have to make the approach. Be confident and friendly, don't be an idiot, and you'll be fine.
Don't feel rushed or pressured into going with a girl. You have the luxury of time and choice.
In the room, don't expect a GFE or PSE. The service is pretty much a routine from almost all girls (that I've seen). 60 for half an hour is the 'standard' service I. E. Covered oral and sex. No reverse O, no OWO, no fingering and no kissing etc. You want more, you'll have to pay more.
Regarding the time, a 30 minute service equals cumming once (and twice for a 60 minute session). NB. When I say 30 minutes, I mean that's the maximum time you'll get; the session is usually over as soon as you cum.
Reviews of the girls I saw.
Mariela. Germany, 23,5' 5", slim and curvy figure, natural medium sized boobs, London blonde / light brown hair.
Pretty girl next door type. Oral was good, not amazing. No deep throat or ball licking. Sex was good with her on top and doggy style. Pleasant girl with a decent service.
Mika. Croatia, 24,5' 6" ish, slim figure but still with a round enough backside, small boobs, long blonde hair.
I approached her at the bar. Stunning looking girl, the atypical Eastern European model type. Oral was good even without deepthroat or ball licking. Sex was also good with her pussy tight. More business like attitude in the room which is what I expected. Would see her again just for the looks.
Shirley. Moldova, 24,5' 5", slim and curvy, medium-large enhanced boobs, long black hair.
Looks like a curvier Miranda Kerr from a certain angle. Fantastic fake boobs. Good oral, deep but not all the way and some gentle ball licking. Sex was also good and she looked great in reverse cowgirl. Friendly yet reserved girl and the closest I came to getting a GFE. Saw her twice.
Julia. Bulgaria, mid to late 20's (medium height, voluptuous figure, medium sized boobs, big frizzy black hair.
Flirty and vivacious personality. Has a sexy gypsy girl look. Oral was really good but still no deepthroat. OWO and CIM offered for an extra 40 which I accepted. Decent session, though in hindsight not one I'm fussed about repeating.
Shireen. Germany, 34, looks like a slimmer version of the pornstar Shyla Stylez, tattoos all down her back and legs.
I love the pornstar look but less keen on tattoos. But I went for her anyway. Fairly raunchy in the room with good oral, no deepthroat, and good sex. It's a bit fake but I didn't care. Closest I got to having a PSE.
Esther. Germany, 24,5' 3", slim and petite with medium sized boobs, long brown hair.
Pretty girl who seems friendly enough. Service was rushed throughout. Immediately wanted to start with oral. Wanted to move onto sex after a minute of oral. Less than 10 minutes in she was asking me to cum. I faked an orgasm in doggystyle and ended it. Been around long enough to know a lost cause.
Julia. Romania, 30 but looks several years younger, 5' 3", slim and petite with small boobs, long blonde hair.
Flirty and extroverted. Decent service in terms of oral and sex. But she can't keep still which I found off putting. Always stopping and changing what she was doing. Fun for the right guy but not for me.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2170709]Stupid boy.[/QUOTE]In my opinion: another guy who has fell in love.
Hey everyone,
I'm planning to enjoy my first FKK experience in Artemis next week. I've been reading you guys' reports for a few days, so thanks for all the info! Do you guys know if we can watch football (soccer) games there? How's the LU these days? Also, did the dust settle on BBBJ?
Thanks.
[QUOTE=Loggy;2173421]Hey everyone,
I'm planning to enjoy my first FKK experience in Artemis next week. I've been reading you guys' reports for a few days, so thanks for all the info! Do you guys know if we can watch football (soccer) games there? How's the LU these days? Also, did the dust settle on BBBJ?
Thanks.[/QUOTE]They will show football in the wellness area downstairs if you ask them to.
[QUOTE=TeddyBears;2173569]They will show football in the wellness area downstairs if you ask them to.[/QUOTE]Only games involving German teams, otherwise super tiny chance.
[QUOTE=Blover34;2170484]Yes this one, if she's the one with silicone then it's her for sure. Wanted to visit Berlin but I have to know she's there. What a beauty OMG.[/QUOTE]She is definitely a beauty and also has a great attitude as compared to many Artemis girls. I don't remember the service anymore as I was with her last a few years ago, but I am sure that she is great. She will probably be coming back soon as most girls are returning now.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2170709]What did I tell you? What are you doing instead? Stupid boy. Sorry for that.
Note: Artemis' management is checking boards like that. Mr. BunnyLovers first post as a reaction of your question and my answer? Suspicious.[/QUOTE]Oh men, get off that three you went on. The guy wants to write and if the moderator didn't delete it, it is legit, so relax. This is an information forum, a blog of sorts where people can exchange whatever information that pleases them as long as it is legal and with in forum guidelines or rules. So, sit back on your little chair and don't call grown ups stupid boys, you are impertinent and rude. Your posting preferences are your own and not ours. Keep it that way. Insults are not welcome here.
[QUOTE=Danny227;2174272]Your posting preferences are your own and not ours. Keep it that way. Insults are not welcome here.[/QUOTE]Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix. - Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.
[QUOTE=Pharisaer;2174406]Tu as raison et moi j'ai la paix. - Don't worry. I won't bother you anymore.[/QUOTE]I'm not worried at all, but minimum respect is to he expected.
I spent my first three nights at Artemis. First night I was a bit apprehensive, it's hard to get into the groove when it's set up like that but I had 4 sessions. All with BBBJ for extra ranging from 20-50. Didn't argue or negotiate. They'd ask nicely to change positions and subtly start saying oh I want you to cum inside me or change to doggy when they want to rush but it was done in an ok way that didn't bother me.
Second night repeated with one and 2 new girls. Same story and overall all were good. I had a Turkish girl and she was fun and wild.
Third night was tonight and 2 new and one repeat. Also a new Turkish girl and she was great too. 2 BBBJ for 50 and one for 30.
The repeats started to allow kissing with no upsell.
Overall at first the mechanical aspect bothered me and I didn't enjoy my first night but I think it's just as much my fault because I wasn't at ease yet.
I won't name names because of the BBBJ stuff but overall the few German ones that were there had the best attitude. Sweet and giggly. The Turkish ones that I went with were cool too and fun, but I saw some outside hanging with groups of guys and being a bit obnoxious.
Facility is well run although guys showering keep taking the wrong robes when they finish which is gross to wear another guy's robe.
Food sucks. Only ate the vegetables and butter sticks.
All the action is in the main bar, there's no point checking the other areas.
I'm returning to Artemis in two weeks & I doubt much will have changed since I last visited in February although I gather the Lockers are no longer key locked?
My main question is whether the outside area (weather permitting) is likely to be open as I've never experienced this despite this being my third visit?
Anyone there on 21st who would like to meet up for a drink please let me know.
[QUOTE=Nyco13;2170478]Thanks Phariser and BunnyLover for your answer.
At Phariser: I did not see the issue of raising this topic in public as she said she was here only for 2 additional weeks and I guess she is working in some other places when she is not here.
At BunnyLover: I do understand your comment. But I was in Berlin only for one day for my work; living in France, it would be quite expensive (and time consuming) to go back there without being sure to find her just to ask if she would be willing to do it, considering she might answer no. So I have just sent a bottle to the sea. If someone recognize her or is going to Artemis in the following weeks: "Light dark skin, long curly dark blond hair, slim and about 160-165 cm, medium / small natural perfect boobs she is from Eritrea, 22 yo, living in Dusseldorf I think", just let me know and I would be very happy to send you a private message in which I would give you some personnel contact data to give her.
Thanks a lot guys, not that I really think that it's going to work, but at least I gave it a try I would have regretted it if I did not.[/QUOTE]Hi,
There all, so I have no visited an FKK since 2009. I was in Artemis last month and I am a little bit confused. There is a new rule where girls cannot give a blowjob without a condom. If it is illegal it then don't do it or don't go to the room with a client who wants it. I understand that the new rule says the guy needs to pay the 50 K and the girl is unpunished, so why does the guy pay extra if he takes the risk? Even if he doesn't take the risk, he should not pay extra, IMO. Let say that an extra is in order, why is it 50 euro. Can't it be reasonable? That leads me to my point, in Artemis, two girls (two dark short girls, one is called heaven or angel or something and has a pretty face with fake boobs and then her not pretty friend with big and very red lipps) offered me or tried to force me into the room for 300 hundred each for one hour including BBBJ. From what I am reading here, that is not so normal. I think that this is outrageous. In my next visits, I might as well go to an apartment or something more private if that is the case. Can any of the guys here shed some light on this? Thanks.
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[QUOTE=Canary;2175790]I'm returning to Artemis in two weeks & I doubt much will have changed since I last visited in February although I gather the Lockers are no longer key locked?
My main question is whether the outside area (weather permitting) is likely to be open as I've never experienced this despite this being my third visit?
Anyone there on 21st who would like to meet up for a drink please let me know.[/QUOTE]It is already open. Locker are with electronic chips, which is an improvement. However, you must leave a 10 euro key deposit in addition to the 80 euro entry.