Idiotic reports on the forum.
I figured it was time to speak my mind because the reports on this forum are just getting worse and worse. And my suspicion is that some of them are being posted by pimps rather than real people. (Stop! Stop before you flame me and just read the whole report.)
I guess at this point in time we only have three confirmed parlors in Bangalore where stuff "seems" to happen. And this is stuff that a desperate guy can do to himself without spending any money and without the fear of contracting diseases. (Do you know if the massage girl washed her hands with soap before she touched your dick? What if she's carrying the previous guys output and applying it to your member? You are going to contract diseases. Don't say I didn't warn you.) So, what is that stuff that people are excited about? Handjob! Fuck! People are traveling distances and meeting working girls with pathetic attitudes for a fucking HANDJOB? But, what I find absolutely ridiculous with these reports is the fact that people are willing to spend 2+K for a really bad massage followed by 1K for a "handjob"! Just a handjob! To me that shows the levels of desperation we have reached in this pathetic city called Bangalore.
So what are the three locations? (1) Lorna in Sadashiv Nagar (2) Gold Spa near Indian Express on Queens Road (3) Orrah near Raheja Residency in Koramangala. I don't know why people have to write those names in weird codes or in puzzle format like "precious metal spa" (what precious metal are we talking about here? Platinum? Gold? Silver?) and "spa in residential area with first name of Bhojpuri actor whose last name may be similar to Amr (ic) a-pur (e). Synonym for automobile" and even more stupid stuff like that. Best was "european flower spa near place where horses run!" Fuck! That's "Tulip Spa" near Race Course Road. But, it did take me some time to figure out what "european flower" we are talking about. The most recent such report said "some spa near famous hospital in South Bangalore. Name of hospital has Greek God's name in it." I know Jayanagar, JP Nagar areas like the back of my hand and I still can't figure out what hospital this fellow is referring to. Seriously people. What are you freaking afraid of? Just name it dude.
Just to complete that thought, how about that report that gave "desperate mongers" a riddle: popular Hero Honda bike named spa. Fuck! Karizma is NOT a popular bike. It's a failed product. Hero Honda is known for its pathetically cheap, but fairly reliable, Splendor. And guess what, I actually spent 2 hours searching for a spa called Splendor when it suddenly hit me that this dude was referring to Charisma in Koramangala.
So, stop showing us how talented you are. You got talent? Create a startup. Or solve an unsolved mathematical problem. Or eradicate poverty and corruption out of India. Don't give us stupid puzzles for massage parlor names.
Then, there's Brigade Spa with atrociously high-priced maid-like working girls who are put up at some far off resort in South Bangalore. Fuck! If you can travel to that place and pay those high prices for those low quality working girls I would suggest that you should just get to the airport and take the next flight to Bangkok! Seriously guys. Are you telling me that you are going to pay 10K for 1 hour for some working girl who looks worse than our maids, at a resort that is so far out of town that if something were to go wrong the world would never know whether you are alive or dead? You got to be kidding me. I know you have to take risks in this line of entertainment, but, this is far too much risk. To each his own, I guess.
Then there seems to be this mysterious hidden place in Ejipura that seems to have an unlimited supply of North East Indian girls. I have stayed in Bangalore for like 200 years and I can assure you I still haven't figured out what this place is. There has never been even a "coded" hint on the name of this place. This place remains a mystery and thanks to stupid reporting on this Bangalore forum will always stay a mystery. I guess we should call this place "Xanadu" or "heaven" or "the place where unicorns fly and rainbows have gold pots every few feet." Fuck! The things and places people imagine and stories they make up.
Then, there are "seniors" with paid-PM facility who exchange between themselves contacts of girls they know, like some old aunty called Coorgi Geetha, and some Priya and some Payal and some tranny gym instructors and some others. These girls and the "mongers" form an exclusive group, a clique if you will, that very few are allowed to be part of. Frankly, the girls are out of the reach of "ordinary mere mortals" who cannot use their CC-s to get PM facility because their wives / girl-friends / moms get-in-hand the guy's CC-statement. So, these girls are not within our reach. So, we are not even going to discuss that. And I am sure most of us don't care and don't want anything to do with trannies. Then again, to each his own.
Then, there's the third type of reports and the reports that I actually want to target in this post. The report typically starts "Met some super gal some place." Note that there are no hints as to the name of the gal or the place you met her, etc. Then the report typically says: "I had amazing sex." Yeah right! We are like babies in this business, which is why you get to have amazing sex with an 18-year old college going virgin while most of us are suffering from KLPD and long dry spells for the past 100 years of our lives living in this pathetic city. The report continues,"She wants to meet others and I can give you her number." Fuck! Just accept it that (1) you are that girl who's posting here OR (2) you are that girl's pimp! My guess is: you are that girl's pimp. For all such posts, just look at the number of reports posted by that profile. It is almost always less than 5. My take is that this is a trap. They want you to fall in the trap and then fleece you.
In conclusion. I think this forum needs to be shaken up. Jackson has already done his part by enforcing "no coded names" although I still see a lot of code names like " (h9r1sm9 spa" for Charisma Spa, etc. But, I guess as fellow mongers we need to weed out all those pimps and working girls off this forum who are posting bogus reports and who are ultimately fleecing all of us by unecessarily JACKING UP prices for low quality services and maybe even putting us in harms way.
Please think. Or maybe that is too much to ask on this Bangalore forum. And I am sure the seniors will ask me to get PM facility before I can request them to think. Get a life people. There are better places (Bangkok, Singapore, etc) where you can enjoy better service at cheaper prices if you go by service / price ratio.
In conclusion. We all know "stuff is happening" in almost all spas in Bangalore. And even more importantly, the LE knows and regulates what stuff happens when and where. So, why go through all these riddles and codes and "get the PM facility" and other stupidities? Name the place and move on. There's more to life than a few minute jack-off session.
BTW, for all noobs, I have given you names of more than enough places to keep you busy for a long time. You don't need to beg in front of "seniors" and get chided for "not paying for PM facility" by others who are as desperate as you are, or possibly even more desperate which is why they spent money to get into the clique. There's nothing much happening in Bangalore. The best you can expect is a freaking Handjob for 10K. And then you can post puzzles, riddles and useless clues to show how talented you are.
Enjoy!
Well thought and well written
Laughing all the way reading your post.
Nice observation.
[QUOTE=Bendakaluru; 1484038]I figured it was time to speak my mind because the reports on this forum are just getting worse and worse. And my suspicion is that some of them are being posted by pimps rather than real people. (Stop! Stop before you flame me and just read the whole report.)
I guess at this point in time we only have three confirmed parlors in Bangalore where stuff "seems" to happen. And this is stuff that a desperate guy can do to himself without spending any money and without the fear of contracting diseases. (Do you know if the massage girl washed her hands with soap before she touched your dick? What if she's carrying the previous guys output and applying it to your member? You are going to contract diseases. Don't say I didn't warn you.) So, what is that stuff that people are excited about? Handjob! Fuck! People are traveling distances and meeting working girls with pathetic attitudes for a fucking HANDJOB? But, what I find absolutely ridiculous with these reports is the fact that people are willing to spend 2+K for a really bad massage followed by 1K for a "handjob"! Just a handjob! To me that shows the levels of desperation we have reached in this pathetic city called Bangalore.
So what are the three locations? (1) Lorna in Sadashiv Nagar (2) Gold Spa near Indian Express on Queens Road (3) Orrah near Raheja Residency in Koramangala. I don't know why people have to write those names in weird codes or in puzzle format like "precious metal spa" (what precious metal are we talking about here? Platinum? Gold? Silver?) and "spa in residential area with first name of Bhojpuri actor whose last name may be similar to Amr (ic) a-pur (e). Synonym for automobile" and even more stupid stuff like that. Best was "european flower spa near place where horses run!" Fuck! That's "Tulip Spa" near Race Course Road. But, it did take me some time to figure out what "european flower" we are talking about. The most recent such report said "some spa near famous hospital in South Bangalore. Name of hospital has Greek God's name in it." I know Jayanagar, JP Nagar areas like the back of my hand and I still can't figure out what hospital this fellow is referring to. Seriously people. What are you freaking afraid of? Just name it dude...[/QUOTE]