FKK Artemis - Berlin

[QUOTE=Canary;2178495]I'm due to visit the Club on Monday 21st May and was wondering if anyone had any experience about a typical Monday LU?

I just hope there will be a few decent girls to select from as opposed to the "sharks" that sometimes TRY and promote themselves.

I'm guessing it will be fairly quite (I will be there most of the day) but I have been on a Tuesday & although the girls said it was too quite for them I thought it was very busy with plenty of barbie types. Well busy enough for me!![/QUOTE]IMO Sundays, Mondays and Tuesday is about the same amount of girls at Artemis. These are the days I usually visit Artemis I tend to go there around 2 pm to have some breakfast before they close the dining area at 3 pm. At this hour there are usually only about 20 girls to choose from. Between 5 pm and 8 pm when day-shift and night-shift switches you usually find 50-70 girls on these days, always a few options at least for my taste!

[QUOTE=PumDiPum;2177628]Does Artemis have a father's day party and am I allowed to get in even without having own kids or is it a real men only party?[/QUOTE]It means you get to bring your kids with you to the club!

Friends,

I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?

Sorry for getting into technical matters!

Thanks.

Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=Milfotronic;2178636]Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]On both my visits to Artemis I've always found the place to be clean, in fact there are often service staff wondering about keeping the place in good order.

My main criticism is the food, I appreciate it's free but IMO it's awful!

[QUOTE=SanPedro;2178614]Friends,

I am planning to travel to Artemis directly from the airport. I will be carrying a cabin bag alone, sized up to 56 cm x 45 cm x 25 cm. Are the lockers large enough for such baggage?

Sorry for getting into technical matters!

Thanks.[/QUOTE]If your bag doesn't fit in the locker they will store it for you in a room behind the reception desk. I always have a backpack with me that fits in the locker ok.

[QUOTE=Milfotronic;2178636]Hi,

I'm going to Berlin in June. I've never experienced FKK and maybe will give it a go this time. I just want to know if the rooms are clean? The last thing I want is to walk on some other guy's cum.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Cum drinking is mandatory ahead of every room. And there is cum in the baked potatoes for dinner. There is even a jaccuzzi with 80% cum and added air like in ice cream, for extra added moisture after a session. And then there is the cum bar downstairs. Built like an ice-bar, its walls, floor and ceiling is fully made out of frozen cum. Even the glasses are made out of hardened cum. The girls love it, and it is where you will find the hottest girls hanging out.

Enjoy your stay!

Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French).

I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time?

I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true?

Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=EazyX;2179076]Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French). I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time? I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Your English is clear to me. The easiest answer to your question is "Yes". But to give good advice after that is difficult. First, in any FKK a newbie will have these problems. Maybe ParkSauna Residenz is the exception but I didn't like it very much. In Artemis you can do one of the following. Talk to a girl for some time and if she wants to talk a bit more than it is likely that she will be less sharky. Girls that work on their own and not in groups usually are less sharky. Girls that tell you that they will kiss you usually are less sharky. In the early afternoon there is less business and a girl might take more time for you. There are some girls that have shown themselves to be not sharky but line-up in Artemis varies a lot. Mandy is a blonde Australian and she treated many men fairly. Jenna has big boobs and doesn't play customers. If German Emiglia is there, you should take her without hesitation. Do not ever take two girls in the room and do not ever take over confident or very popular girls into a room. Polish girls so far have not disappointed me in Artemis. If Polish Gabriela is there, you can take her to a room. And just remember that I have been there a lot and I haven been in quite a few FKK but still make wrong choices. Then simply finish the session and look for another girl. There are plenty and only some of them are really sharky.

Good luck. Oh, one thing more. As you are French, you could try some French website.

[QUOTE=EazyX;2179076]Hi everyone! (sorry for my English, I'm French).

I never have been in a FKK and I was wondering if the Artemis is a good one for a first time?

I heard that some girls try to rip newcomers off is that true?

Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]Artemis is as good as anywhere to begin your FKK-experience. Many girls tries to hustle men if they get a chance not only newbies, the most important thing on a FKK or any club in the world for that matter is to talk to the girl before you go to her room so that you know what to expect, if the girl can't give you a few minutes of her time then most likely she's not a good choice anyway. This small matter can't be echoed enough it will save you a lot of euros and your time there will be much more pleasant!

I suggest you tell them you have been there before, take the virtual tour on their website so you know your way around. Have fun!

Thank you so much guys for your answers!

Last question and I leave you alone haha!

Are the girls fully naked or in lingerie at the Artemis? I know that in every FKK once a week there is a "special" day where girls are not fully naked but what is the actual meaning of "naked" in FKK? Just a thong maybe and topless or it depends?

Are they doing BBQ in that month?

Even though the general rule is to always avoid sharks, one of my top ten experiences ever was with a shark I met hunting in the staircase at Artemis. Her name was Amina, with Iranian decent. I ended up doing several sessions with her. Non-smoker, good kisser and all three holes available. So there are exceptions to the rule.

[QUOTE=EazyX;2179432]Thank you so much guys for your answers!

Last question and I leave you alone haha!

Are the girls fully naked or in lingerie at the Artemis? I know that in every FKK once a week there is a "special" day where girls are not fully naked but what is the actual meaning of "naked" in FKK? Just a thong maybe and topless or it depends?[/QUOTE]Mixed. Some naked, some lingerie with tits out. Different from magnum I went to where they wear full lingerie covering tits.

[QUOTE=DethManRulz;2178569]It means you get to bring your kids with you to the club![/QUOTE]A rule of my deceased mother was always to say politely "please" and "thank you" and that sincerely. Because of this I would like to express my gratitude for the helpful answer to my question.

I am touched. Nevertheless, with all the fun a very little decency should prevail.

Those German playgrounds are only for adult brats.