2003 Nuevo Laredo Reports

Hey Guys all the action from this past weekend is posted over at the Army Base.


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BEAVIS,

.... Heard from Jimmy DR that you Da MAN, the real BooTy Traveler. I read all your post and heard you have even rode the azzes of the DR chicas. As you travel we the work -a -day WSG brotha's look, read, learn, and try.


GOT PIX .... (((( WORD ))))



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Beavis, nice report as usual.

Chango, unfortunately, I won't be able to come down to the land of beautiful latinas until March. I look forward to meeting up with as many of you guys as possible.

Damn I stay away from the boards for a few days and miss out on all the action....Sounds like you guys had a good time of it, I've wondered if there would be any good action in BT when it gets cold and I can see the answere is a YES! Hey I thought Chaparo was suppose to provide a room heater at Hollywood, thats what Luis had told DinDallas and I. BorderBanger did you hook up with Sarena from TaBu? I need to go back and visit with that girl, didn't move on her as a courtesy to Hopper but damn now I cant get her out of my mind. Beavis, last crossing to US we too used bridge #2 and it does seem to move at a faster pace that bridge #1. I'm bummed I missed the action with my fellow mongers but I glad you guys had a good time. Later.

Kosher, high as a kite on kannabis now, will now tell of his trip.
Much Captain Beavis has already said, so Kosher need not report some
stuff. Kosher and Borderbanger arrived at Bridge II and crossed over,
immediately buying a 4 pack each of Viagra 100's. The pair of
perverts than proceeded to Restaurant Tampica ( sp.?), highly
reccomend!!!, have been several times now...We stuffed our guts,
called Beavis and drove to BT where we pulled up to the HollyWood
Nights, now known as HN for saving time in typing. We each got a room
for 20 bucks each, not knwoing that it would be cold and would freeze
our asses off all night....Beavis was right, bring a heater. For 20
bucks, its a cheap rate, and u can walk to *****s 24/7, and even have
a place to shit if u must while in BT. In the event of an emergency
and u need to dump while in BT, no one has toilet paper. Grab napkins
from the taco stand and Papas has private stalls (no door) and TaBU
has two cans with a shower curtain to hide u in private :), this is
the best place to go, unless u have a room in complex. bring earplugs
too if staying at HN..Now, for the women!!

Hollywood Nights Women: Two lookers here, rates are fair, Kosher
would consider one of the girls here another time

Maribu: GREAT looking club, most comfortabel seats, very
relaxing...But no women!!!! This is a mystery to Kosher. Kosher will
frequent this place once their is more women!!

Papagayos: Crowded and a few lookers, only reason I would go there is
my regular..Lots of girls standing around doing nothing ( not
lookers), tons of guys, and a few girls that they all compete for.
Too many girls here asking 80, most will go for 60 though, not all,
so count on spending 73 at Papas to get laid, 60 for her, 11 for
room, 2 for the towel .

TaBu: Not much going on here but a strip club. If you want a break
from the action its a ncie pit stop, not much too choose from here,
the one girl I wanted here was gone, which was why I went to my
regular this trip for first nut pop. Kosher should have gone to Pimp
Daddies!!

PimpDaddies! Kosher made his first visit ever to here, and was
impressed. This club stands out for several reasons...Its easy to
talk to the owner and he interacts and makes you feel at home, not
liek a # at Papas. There is entertainment such as the monkey show,
the free lay on stage, and the free blowjobs if place fills up. The
girls are good looking and two of the group did Brenda. Shes
smoking, Kosher will see her, only reason he didnt was he already
popped his 2nd nut in an alley girl. IF u can get a Papas girl down
from 80 to 60, its still mroe than this club to get laid where the
hot chicas like Brenda will do 50...Brenda has the best eyes ever,
green-ish to contrast with her beautiful olive skin..FOr 50 total
Kosher will be sticking Branda next visit for sure. On top of that
for the Army no room fee or towel fee...For 50 total u can get laid
at PimpDaddies, same thing will cost you 73 at Papas, 63 at cheapest
if u can pay 50..PimpDaddies win the weekend contest for best club,
Kosher shall return and on top of that, the owner said 8-9 more girls
were on way :)

Tamoykos: Stopped outside for two al pastor tacos and the *****s in
there were so desparate they came outside to pick up Kosher!! How
dare a ***** interupt Private Kosher while eating! What a shithole
this palce is!!

Sandra: Alley girl Kosher did for 2nd time. She rushed Kosher this
time, and was too mechanical, off the Kosher List for now on.

Kosher and Border took off due to rain and fatigue around 8 or
so...We made it back to the Kosher Kastle at 1 am and enjoyed Kosher
Kannabis. Border was given the kouch for the night and this morning
we got some tacos to remember our *****s. Kosher is now off to all u
can eat chinese...

Hey MicJagger you were invited so it's your own fault. They do provide heaters at the Hollywood if you ask them but at 6:00 AM when BB and KC stumbled back to there room it was too late to ask. I took a small portable heater and slept like a baby.


Wordup-I posted over 50 pics today on the Army page

Beavis,
I joined your "Army" today under the name, "Iceman_is_your_daddy". This is an old yahoo username of mine. I am happy to have finally viewed a picture of the famous Adriana there. She is not bad at all. As soon as I buy a scanner and figure the thing out, I'll have at least 200 pics of Mexicanas from my previous trips for the army.

Hey JT "you've got mail"

Borderbanger really cannot add much as previous posts by Commander
Beavis and Pvt. Kosher have hit the high notes. Borderbanger will hit
lightly on these. First off, Hollywood Nights, Its not the Hilton,
Hell, Its not even Motel 6, but for 20.00 USD per nite you get a
room, a bed, hot water, toliet and *****s 24/7. Get that at the
Hilton. Hollyowood Nights also has a couple of hot chica's that will
need bueno servicio from Borderbanger. Papa G's is a nice place, has
a nice bar, but it has the most uncomfortable chairs you have ever
sat your ass in anywhere, nice selection of gal's, most wanting 80.00
to 90.00 USD plus room and towel fee, most will negotiate down to
60.00 USD range. Marabu, is by far the nicest bar in BT, it has a
huge bar and dance floor, nice comfortable seating, but lacks of all
things, girls. Borderbanger joins Kosher and Beavis in wondering why?
Tamykos, reminds Border of a Japanese water garden, it is a nice
place, but the *****s attack you like an army of leaches when you
walk in, money hungry mothers. Border dislikes this place for this.
Shamrock is run by Martha, she speaks good english, has a few decent
girls, 40.00 to 50.00 USD plus room will get the job done here. Pimp
Daddys, Border likes this place, it is true what has been said in
earlier posts, Monkey Show, Pussy Eating Contest, Pack the House
BJ/Orgy Party, yes my fellow mongers its true. Border and his fellow
*****mongering buddies witnessed the Monkey Show and Pussy Eating
contest. No room fee and a free shot of tequila for Army members,
HeHeHe, makes Pimp Daddys the spot. Bars to avoid are on the back
row, Miramar and Western have women with extra equipment, You Have
Been Warned. This trip Border started out with Brenda at Pimp Daddy's
Friday nite, Hit one of his Regulars later Friday nite, Hit a room
girl very early Saturday morn, and ended with a room girl Saturday
evening before Border and Kosher parted Company with Commander Beavis
for the trip home. Border, as usual will be making the trip back this
weekend with fellow Mongers Kosker, Beavis and ?????

Hey Boy's Town Army,
I can't take it any more. I just bought a ticket from Detroit to San Antonio for this weekend. I will be in BT late on Saturday evening. If any of you want to meet, please let me know. It would be nice to meet some fellow soldiers.

JT

Planning my first trip to Nuevo Laredo this weekend. Plan to arrive Sunday. Once across the boarder, where is Pimp Daddys. Do I just take a cab once across. Is is easy to get to the MEX boarder from the Laredo, TX airport? What about a place to stay in Nuevo Laredo? Is it possible to have an "all nighter" with a chica? When does PD's open and when does it get real busy.....


Sorry about all the questions, trying to decide between Nuevo Laredo and Tijuana.....

thnks

DD

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The weather forecast for the weekend says that this will be the coldest weekend so far this year. This could put a small damper on some things but Beavis and his soldiers must accept the challenge and go into battle. All soldiers read last weeks post on battle gear and maybe double up on the socks. We will not be defeated.

OK guys, i know this would be a dumb questions, but i couldnt find the old messages... so here goes: where is the safe place to park my car on the Texas side if i want to spend a wkend at BT and what bridge do i take to cross over?

Thanks hombres...

Hey, J.T./ I might be dropping in late Fri or maybe sunday night, U gonna be around sunday night ? oh, somebody help rockwell out on parking info ......see ya , Chango

Rockwell regarding parking there is a large parking lot to the right of Bridge #1 as you are approaching to cross into Mexico. Its in the same area as parking for the mall. I'm not sure about the rates but I think it's like $8for 24 hr parking. Park, then walk across bridge #1, cab ride will cost you $10, look around you before you get cab and see if any other mongers are going to bt, maybe you can split the fare, it's $10 for the ride whether there one passenger or four. Have fun.