Melbourne Brothel Reports

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1943302]I always enjoy reading your reports Dan! It looks like you and I are the amongst the biggest fans of TMC. Sure, they're not the hottest lookers, but I've only been disappointed a handful of times in 30 years. I've been mongering in other locales, and I'm looking forward to getting back to the Melbourne scene.

Sounds like Chelsea was on speed. Notwithstanding, no one can lie lie, deceive or scam quite like a Pinay WG.[/QUOTE]Thanks for that Engine Driver.

This chick has worked at a number of places (so she was saying) - Daily Planet, and some Sydney joints. She also told me she was a bargirl overseas.

Due to the recent commotion I've actually made a trip to Ji Li.

Line up was amazing actually. Lot of decent and average girls last night.

Went with Cherry. She's one of the prettiest I've seen for a while. Was so excited to just RAM her crazy.

So down to business.

BJ. Nothing extremely exciting.

Sex. Worse. She couldn't stand my mate downstairs. Literally, had the shittest sex. She wasn't able to handle.

Begging me to go slow. Not too deep. Not to hard. She kept pushing me out. Kept changing positions. Moaning painfully. And eventually just begged me to finish.

It was a bad experience. Massage I don't really care about massages. And off she went. That was it. I was disappointed.

Overall all. $115 in damages and well just not good. Partly because of my part I guess it made it so bad. Sex was so shit. Poor girl was in so much pain.

Well that was bad.

Haven't been to a brothel in a while so rang up both Scarlet Lady and Silk Lotus. Both had well reviewed girls so decided to punt Silk first as I was closer.

Papasan is a friendly youngish guy and I prefer him much more to the previous older ruder papasan (could be his son. Who knows.).

Onto the intro, I was pretty set on Jasmine as I have good rapport and plenty of experience with her already. However alas, the Jasmine I wanted is gone and a new girl has replaced her using the same name. She was't bad but a Japanese cutey by the name of Suki stole me away.

Now Suki isn't generally my type of girl. She wears some sort of glitter in her eyes and probably looks like she's in her early 30's. I myself like my girls around 25 but I hadn't tried Japanese in a while and her personality was extremely friendly so I thought I'd get a better service from her anyways.

Into the room, had my shower, in she comes. Spoke to her for a bit and started the foreplay as she kissed me all over and started licking the shaft of junior. All the way to the bottom where she did a tremendous job of licking and sucking my balls.

Note: For those who are really into ball licking / sucking, Suki is a trooper and a visit to see her is already well worth it.

She moved herself back to the tip of my shaft and started swirling her tongue. It was an amazing sensation! I was thoroughly convinced I was about to get a BBBJ when she reached for the pink raincoat we all know too well.

Suki went onto ride me for the next 5 minutes, switched to missionary and finished with doggie. Out of the three, I would definitely recommend doggie as she has a very suitable ass and whilst her on top and missionary wasn't bad by any means, there is nothing special to comment about them.

Once finished, we chatted for a good few minutes before the beeper went off. Took a shower got dressed and kissed her goodbye. She kept playing with my shaft as I was walking out the door. Was even contemplating going for round 2 but controlled myself.

Suki is good fun. She is extremely friendly and dishes out compliments like nothing (normally I don't like this but given her friendly personality, it wasn't bad at all). I wouldn't call her a gem but I had a good time and it was money well spent.

Merry punting everyone!

Just come back from an hour session with April at TMC. Not many working there today, probably about 7. Saw a few of them, Carmella, some woman with short peroxide blonde hair with red knee high boots, a fat Aussie and an older chick with a blonde wig on. She could hardly walk in her high heels.

April is easily the best root going at TMC and stupid me hadn't seen her for roughly 6 months. What was I thinking! April is passionate, sexy, she has it all.

No wonder I love Thai women!

Why would you bother going to some run down are&T hoping for the best, when you can spend the same $$ here and have a full on experience instead of laying on a massage table, hoping for the works and coming away disappointed.

Thought I would give 466 City Road a try last night. I used to be a regular here but gave it the arse when service standards dropped. Hadn't been back there for 7 or so years.

Pick a lady called Angelique from Korea from a four girl all asian lineup. Angelique was the first girl in the line up and the only one to make eye contact and seem remotely interested in making any money, so she was the chosen one. Paid the $200 fee for 45 minutes.

Up to the room and all went as you have all heard before. Clean room with a decidedly warm feeling from the previous customer which was a little off-putting. Angelique had a rocking body and spoke great (and frequent) English. All very clinical, and safe service. Oral on her was a big no no unfortunately and she kept positioning herself so that any touching of the twat was not possible. Very much the standard service you get from these fly in, fuck off workers from Sydney. I was out of there after 30 minutes, but it was all a little too standard to warrant hanging around to be honest.

In summary, no better or worse than some previous experiences years ago. I must say that I am finding the deteriorating service standards in our hobby are making the financial investment difficult to justify.

Styk.

Hi punters,

Has anyone been to Southern Comfort and watched their live sex shows.

Are they worth a visit.

Cheers.

[QUOTE=EngineDriver;1763734]You will definitely be seen entering and leaving at some of the South Melbourne brothels and of course at WSX and TMC which are on a busy road. Apart from those, most of the suburban brothels are in industrial areas (who cares if a panel beater sees you?) or are in houses with discrete rear parking and rear entrance. You can always wear sunnies and a cap to hide under! Pick any of the ones in Dandenong or Mitcham and you will be fine.[/QUOTE]That R&T place which reopened recently in Mt Pleasant Rd Nunawading has a rear entrance that made me feel relaxed and comfortable.

[QUOTE=OlderPlayer;1975896]Hi punters,

Has anyone been to Southern Comfort and watched their live sex shows.

Are they worth a visit.

Cheers.[/QUOTE]Been twice. Not the A grade talent one bit (D grade. But friendly). Got action twice! Not a bad way to blow $20!

In Melbourne for some R&R from India and was staying easy access to Richmond so gave the Candy Club a go- 3 times! First up mid afternoon a nice line up of three all pretty acceptable. Two early 20's and a couple in their 30's but still pretty trim. Went with Mei Mei a Korean girl early 20's slim and a 7-8 for 30 minutes at $120. Wasn't sure of the protocol so finished shower before she came back in; she came back disappointed and we had a shower together which I love with Korean girls; very nice. Into action such good oral, sloppy slow and ball action. Then pumping good action and nice follow up conversation. Very relaxed playful with cock post event. Came back a couple of days later for follow up and even better time; I'd taken a bit of Viagra before and came while I was being blown; the boy didn't go down so despite my protestations she kept at it in numerous positions side behind all in. Wow. Unfortunately left Melbourne the next day otherwise would have gone on a daily basis. These guys specialize in Asian girls. I'll write up another one I had soon.

One of the days I went Mei Mei was not working so went for another Korean girl. Still quite sweet and friendly but not as into it as Mei Mei. Was her last day working there. Still a solid 6 and great value. I like this joint. Three times in three days all good. Specially compared with Melbourne nearby joints. One more review to come.

So went long to Collingwood confidential. OK venue but and OK range but not great. Got the full spotlight genital inspection and my girl thought she saw something but wasn't sure so got another int to check it out. Not the best way to spend the first 5-10 minutes! In the end OK looking girl but not into it and not good really. Over the top cost compared with other three goes at Candy Club. That's it for Melbourne. Might move onto Perth experience over holiday break.

I'll admit I had a bad late night experience here with a worn out Jasmine who complained she'd been at it all day and did the bare minimum leaving me feeling pretty horrible. But my most recent visit to the nearby Crystal Lodge last Saturday afternoon had left me $170 poorer for 30 minutes including $50 fee to unlock 'Kissing' from the black girl there who's name eludes me but had bad breath and attitude to match despite decent body.

But tonight's visit to 20 Hocking was another level Another hundred levels. The beautiful Kiwi lady said she offered kissing and cuddling but nothing anal or rough, at the intro, a bit like a girlfriend. Given that the other girl on was Jasmine and looks wise we're talking about a near as dammit perfect 10 versus a 7 that I didn't want to go near it wasn't a decision I had to agonize over. $95 cheapskate dollars later and we're in the room, a little chitter chatter and she's nice and then bang. Straight into the kissing. She's all over me and I got to say I got lost in the moment, she really is sensational. And selling herself short here on the old GFE, because frankly the sex took a mile high dump all over my exes. After a little very proficient blowing on the old boy. Who didn't need much coaxing because this girl was getting me horny as hell. She climbed on top and basically fucked my brains out whilst treating me to some beautiful French kissing. Unbelievable stuff, not rushed, sort of sex I fantasies about except here I was getting some.

Really friendly and no awkwardness after and she didn't seem overly concerned when the time was up. I'm at home typing this and I still can't stop smiling.

The name of this sensational lady? Aroha. If I win Lotto next week I'm going to come back and bulk buy her!

[QUOTE=MostlyHarmless;1985537]I'll admit I had a bad late night experience here with a worn out Jasmine who complained she'd been at it all day and did the bare minimum leaving me feeling pretty horrible. But my most recent visit to the nearby Crystal Lodge last Saturday afternoon had left me $170 poorer for 30 minutes including $50 fee to unlock 'Kissing' from the black girl there who's name eludes me but had bad breath and attitude to match despite decent body...

The name of this sensational lady? Aroha. If I win Lotto next week I'm going to come back and bulk buy her![/QUOTE]Sounds good MH! Aroha is a Maori word meaning love if I'm not mistaken. Did she look Maori?

[QUOTE=JetFighter;1985826]Sounds good MH! Aroha is a Maori word meaning love if I'm not mistaken. Did she look Maori?[/QUOTE]She could be half Maori half white. Those sort of great looks you get from two diverse parents. I forgot to mention age, early 20's my estimate.

[QUOTE=DavoDominator;1977039]That R&T place which reopened recently in Mt Pleasant Rd Nunawading has a rear entrance that made me feel relaxed and comfortable.[/QUOTE]I always enter from the front. Easiest way for me from the local train station. But I do notice they have a back area which does look nice.