Curacao

Hey Ford,

Thanks for the great Sosua advice. Unfortunately, I have already paid in full for an AI, so if you could give me some advice on short term hotels, that's what I need. You know what I mean? Girls I pick up at Latina club, etc. I'm sure with greasing the right palm you could get a girl in, but I posted on Sosua page, and haven't gotten an answer.

Much thanks,

J Stem

Ford,

It looks like you are right. It just seems that I have been hanging out with really popular chicas, who managed to get some business even on a slow weeknight.

In any case looks like we are on the same wavelength. I am hoping to get back to Curacao in May. Perhaps we could meet.

Tbird and J stem,

Tbird what you say is true if the girl is real popular and all she is, is a "cash register with legs" than she will stay up for every buck she can grab! These girls all need to earn its just a break for them from the normal tiresome grind. It gets real depressing at Campo during the day - its real hot, some chicas are lugging around their laundry, some are moping, some are carrying around a styrofoam plate of patacon and rice, who's on the pay phone to Colombia talking to their kid(s), mother etc. A day out is a welcome break.

Bon Bini Curacao mates,

Cheers,

FORD

J stem I just privated you, check your messages.
Cheers

Greetings all, from the fabulous island of Curacao!! Got back T-day evening and still can't believe the place, Campo especially. Which strangely enough is the only place on the whole island that is not overblown by a factor of 10X.

Let me explain. The refinery there is huge and the smell is always present in the air within a 5 mile radius which includes most of the downtown area. The locals that work the hotels are rude and borderline hostile. Gas is $6/gallon. The casinos, even the best at Breezes are dumps. The Dutch tourists are as rude as the locals and that is coming from someone who has lived in LA for 30 years!

And would I go back again? Absolutely!! Mainly for Campo and the snorkeling. The water was pristine and warm with no crowds at all on the north side. The roads were ok, for an island. Oh, should I skip the travelogue and go to the part about Campo? OK!

Picture yourself in a candy store with all the good candy from childhood. Mountains of it and it is only still just 5 cents. And you have $50 in your pocket! That is Campo in a nutshell.

The facts - probably 160 little rooms in the compound, small but clean and with a/c. Reminds you of an apartment complex with a community center. As you walk around the place there are women also walking around making eyes at you and kissing noises. Like a complete role reversal, them hitting on you for a change, and I mean hard. Also available women are lounging in their rooms with the door open cat calling at you to entice you inside.

And the women - regardless of your own rating system, it is fair to say all in the 5 to 9 range. Every type you can imagine, from darkest chocolate to almost vanilla. Almost all very nice, pleasant, accomodating to your needs and wants. Of the 5 ladies I sampled, only one time did I break off from her as she was too pushy on the money side of things, and even that was fairly cordial. The first 3 were Columbianas, next one from CR and the last from DR. All wonderful in their chosen profession.

The first two times was just on my own strength. The next three were with the aid of vitamin V. First time I've ever used it. Holy cow, the last three girls got more than they bargained for. Even when the room is too hot to continue junior stays rock hard. Trouble is it takes that much longer to come. So after 45 minutes of extreme deep hole drilling, the sheets are soaked with sweat, their pussy is totally stretched out, they will do anything to get you out of there and still no grand finale! I think the trick is to get the right dose and that comes with practice.

Yup, will definitly go back but not for a while.

LDP, I am sorry you experienced rude locals. I did not. In fact, everybody was really nice. But, as always, YMMV.

As to Campo, I am really surprised they have started recruiting talent from DR and CR. I had heard that they considered Dominicanas trouble and had stopped their recruitment from that country.

Yes, gas is expensive, but compared to the USA it is expensive everywhere in the world. So that really should not surprise anyone.

Any updates on Campo? Did you see any additional info on their new admissions system? Thanks.

luvdapuss,

The refinery there is huge and the smell is always present in the air within a 5 mile radius which includes most of the downtown area. The locals that work the hotels are rude and borderline hostile. Gas is $6/gallon.

***** Amazing isn't it - the island is the primary oil refinery for the entire country of Venezuela but gas prices there are always through the roof.

You forgot to mention that the entire island has the vague but unmistakable funky smell of petroleum. When you get home you can still smell the island on whatever shirt you walked around Campo in, two weeks later.

Cheers,

FORD

Hey luvdapuss,

Glad you had a great time. My experience was the same down to the smells and all. Would I go back? Heck yeah!

J Stem

Anybody know how long of a cab ride it is from the main airport in Curacao to CAMPO? Sometimes I have a few hour sit there on my way to Venezuela and would like to make a quick visit if possible.


Thanks.

You could literally walk if you wanted to. Go back thru the reports for about 9 months, someone posting walking directions, 20 minutes or so. For perspective, the whole island is only 38 miles long by 5 miles.

Just back from a week with 8 daily visits to Campo. It will take me weeks to recouperate. Totally drained. Those Columbian women are the best. Some thing for eveyone, I saw two guys leaving one gal's place with big smiles, double penetration no doubt, plus another guy with his girlfriend along looking for a threesome. My highlight of the week was an ass to mouth experience. I only wish I could last longer. Two hours in Campo and a drive and almost crawl to my 'hotel.
As to the air quality, only one section of the island gets the refinery smell. The West end has some of the most beautiful beaches in the world. As to the locals, the best, they bend over backwards to help you out. Frankly I get better treatment in Curacao than I do in the US. At the hotel, dive boats restaurants.
My only complaint is you can not take pics at Campo.
Also advice from the locals stay away from Tosca in the Otrabanda, too many bad guys to rip you off. Safe at Campo.

As' to the distance to the airport, 5 min's.

Noting in the Caribbean that compares to Campo.

(Ricker wrote)
Anybody know how long of a cab ride it is from the main airport in Curacao to CAMPO?

**** Campo-Alegre is right next to the Hato International Airport - not more than a two-three minute ride. (In fact, you can see the Campo-Alegre "palm tree" in the distance as they turn the plane around and taxi it to the gate)
When you exit the airport parking lot you make a left and the entrance to Campo is a sharp left just up the road. If you have a short-time layover, I think it would be an ideal place to kill a couple of hours. Always chicas around even in the middle of the day and can't imagine it would be more than a few bucks in a cab, although I can't say exactly - always rented cars.
Cheers,
FORD

FORD ... you just made my day!

My little waits in Curacao may be a bit more fun than before.

Thanks!

Hi,

I'd like to summarize a few recent issues:

1) The refinery smells is only on the way from Wiliamstad to campo while driving near the refinery. If you stay in a hotel near the Sea Aquarium or other resort there won't be any smell at all.

The smell is only near the refinery, there is no reason to say that the smell is all over the island.

2) Gas prices are expensive, but you won't be able to spent alot of gas, the island isabout 10 by 50 miles size. If you drive for hotel to campo it's only s few kilometers each way,so do not worry about gas price. You pay about $20 in gas for 3 days driving. Rent an economical car if yo are gonna drive a lot.

3) Local people are not rude. Maybe there were some misunderstandings. I've never seen any rude person there. There are some people who look odd, but they are no different from those in NYC or DC asking for change.

Mose: which guys tried to rip you off in otrabanda? I've been there many times, but nobody every tride to rip me off, except girs.

Just having another opportunity to say this: while realizing that the campo is an incredible place with fabulous prices, please do not behave that it is darn cheap for you. People there are businessmen too. So sooner or later the prices will go up, and it is upto the consumer(you) who'll have the influence on the prices.

This has happened to many places in the world. Campo has not been popular among americans as it is now. Please do not spoil this place so fast.

Sincerely yours,

Goga

When I was at Campo one of the locals warned me about Tosca in Otrabanda. I never got ripped off. I was told the pimp may pull a gun on you and rip you off. When I was there last year, the area was tough, you know when you walk in to a bar and get the vibes. No one bothered me but you could sense trouble in the area. The local that recommened me to stay away told me Campo has every thing at a reasonalble price and there are no security problems, hell the government runs it.. His point was why take a chance.