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[QUOTE=Destiny Child;1271115]Also I saw in hit adds pranaya has re-opened somewhere else in Kotte anyone visited?[/QUOTE]Last June I visited this place, as on the phone the receptionist sounded very promising about the services. However no extras were offered and the girl said they don't do that here I should go to a spa for that. Earlier this year I got some info and a number was given to me that extras were on offer. Turned out to be the same place however she said they had a fire and would be relocating just a few blocks away. Would like to know any possibilities with the new place.

[QUOTE=Mongoosa; 1270575]Machan Lasantha,

Can you tell what it will roughly cost for 2 hours? Also I am finding it difficult to locate that Malsa place.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Rs. 1000. There are many places bro. Better2read pvt massages

[QUOTE=Snow1998;1271239]Last June I visited this place, as on the phone the receptionist sounded very promising about the services. However no extras were offered and the girl said they don't do that here I should go to a spa for that. Earlier this year I got some info and a number was given to me that extras were on offer. Turned out to be the same place however she said they had a fire and would be relocating just a few blocks away. Would like to know any possibilities with the new place.[/QUOTE]Hi Machan.

I wouldn't recommend Pranaya at all. To me at least it was a complete ripoff.

[QUOTE=Lavan; 1271603]Hi Machan.

I wouldn't recommend Pranaya at all. To me at least it was a complete ripoff.[/QUOTE]I agree it's not worth the money you have to spend! I went there a couple of times sometime last year. The first time I got this girl called H*and*I, gave a decent massage and gave me a BJ which was really really good but I think I had to spend about 6k. I got friendly with Sheh*I (who is the "English speaking lady" mentioned in their ads) and the next time I went she let me have FS with H*and*I for 8K. The place is clean but I wouldn't want to pay 8K to to have sex with a local, I'd rather pay 10k for a Russian.

Get friendly with Sheh*I and you might be able to enjoy some of the things that I mentioned here.

[QUOTE=Amdan7; 1269670]Same place. Couple of weeks back. Different girl (ma*ka). Same experience.

Yet to have thai or Chinese. But local seems not worth for money at all.[/QUOTE]I suggest going for Thai and not Chinese. Chinese ones are generally quite greedy for money and even though you might get a BJ or even FS it definitely won't be as good as the Thai ones. Trust me on that cause I have had both Thai and Chinese.

Anybody have have thai, Chinese, Russian contacts I need one please help me, Russian girl is better to me

[QUOTE=LankanGuy132; 1271121]Sorry mate not sure whether chath*ka is still there. I ll let you know once I get info. And no idea what place the paper article is reffering to. But I don't think Thala*goda comes under Mirihana police. (nugegoda). So it may be refering to the one on pa*g*a road. (just a guess)

By the way I hav been to the place in 7th mile post. Place is not cleam and very poor quality girls. Not at all a genuine massage place but I don't think they give FS. They hav a branch in old kesbewa road. And thats also the same. But occasionaly you get a fresh girl. I won't go to either of them again.[/QUOTE]There is one in Pagoda road hmm I was not aware.

I thought been so open (by the road side) the 7th mile post place must be having quality massages (and probably no extras kind of place). I guess the rates are the usual 1000?

[QUOTE=Destiny Child; 1272265]There is one in Pagoda road hmm I was not aware.

I thought been so open (by the road side) the 7th mile post place must be having quality massages (and probably no extras kind of place). I guess the rates are the usual 1000?[/QUOTE]Yea its 1000 + 500 for HJ. But girls are just shit there.

Yea the pagoda road place is right behind the cloth store N*I. There again the standard rate and low quality place. But you can get upto a BJ. And there is a 21yo girl who looks ok for me.

[QUOTE=LankanGuy132;1270335]Thanks again mate. By the way, did you earlier say that she left with a GUY who drives a Indian Car or with a GIRL who drives a Indian car? As far as I know she doesn't go out. So I'm just curious to know whether my perception of her is correct and do you take her regularly? What are her limits when it comes to extras?[/QUOTE]Actually speaking I saw she only get in to a Indian car. I didn't see the driver is girl or a boy. I thought it was a guy (my mistake, sorry). May be she got a lift, since it was heavy raining at that day.

[QUOTE=Rajeev9;1272483]Actually speaking I saw she only get in to a Indian car. I didn't see the driver is girl or a boy. I thought it was a guy (my mistake, sorry). May be she got a lift, since it was heavy raining at that day.[/QUOTE]Ok bro. Thanks for the info. By the way what are her limits with you in terms of extras? She always tells me she only does the HJ and nothing more.

[QUOTE=LankanGuy132;1272637]Ok bro. Thanks for the info. By the way what are her limits with you in terms of extras? She always tells me she only does the HJ and nothing more.[/QUOTE]Machangs, you all let me down big time. I just came to SL for a short break and I tried to find some decent action via Colombo treads. Guess what its ZERO.

Massage and a BJ? What the hell! Is that all you could find? Even that been done by ugly working girls? Pathetic.

I'm not trying to be cocky here. But you all should be shamed of this. I know the rules are pretty tight over here. But if you look deep there are places you could get maximums.

1) Lib*ty place is still active for selected people. After 8pm

2) There is a place in Kaduwela. Ask from trishaw people they'll direct you.

3) There are so many russians are operating as freelancers.

4) Go to a club you lazy fat bastards. Ask around.

I'm spelling this out as your big brother, you need to stand up and walk around, ask around. I'm been here for only 2 weeks but I managed to find these info on my own.

[QUOTE=LankanGuy132;1272637]Ok bro. Thanks for the info. By the way what are her limits with you in terms of extras? She always tells me she only does the HJ and nothing more.[/QUOTE]I got her only couple of times and only got HJ.

Sorry for not writing any reports for a long time. Been busy & work was over my head. Now since I have found some time to spare, here I am narrating my little endeavours.

Date: 21st January 2012.

Venue: TEPatNugegoda (7th mile post on 138 bus route, near Wijerama Road.)

Wanted some release & my brain gave up thinking since the blood flow diverted to the other head in the thingamajig (I'm sure the damn thing has a certain dictatorship when it comes to these matters). Since I've seen the aforementioned place & thought of going there. The bad thing is that everybody on the road can see when you're going in. Guys with vehicles, don't bother to visit here place looking for parking. I'm sure thee will be disappointed as parking is by the road & the view is available for the whole bloody world. The place is in the 2nd floor. When I thought that nobody can see me (yeah right!) , I slipped in. Time was around 1100 hrs. There was this woman in white nurse like uniform who got my info as well as asked for the NIC. Gave it grudgingly since I had to & luckily my old address was on it. Paid 1. 5k for 1. 5 hour full body massage. There is also this 1k for 1 hour massage. Later I got to know that is conducted in cubicles separated by partitions (single room with three partitions. If a strong wind blows, other guys in other partitions can see you in all full masted, naked glory. And you theirs!).

When shown the selection, I was utterly disappointed since it was a bunch of harridans & hell hags in an extreme makeup competition to be beautiful (looks ranging between 3/10 – 5/10). But chose the best looking one (according to John Thomas) as I had no option since I had paid & was shown to a room.

Was asked to take a wash. Towel was clean enough. Washroom was common, but ok. Since it was a Saturday, the girl said the customers will come in the afternoon (thousand apologies for the ignorance. Her name was Sh*I) & I was the first one of the day.

Washed & went to the room. Given a head massage. I have to admit it was nice. Body massage was also good. When the topic of extras came in to light, haggling started. With access to assets plus a wank,"S" demanded 1. 5k! I said no go & gave her 700. According to her she's from Rathnapura. Divorced. Didn't delve to in-depth details since she wasn't my type. Willing to come out, provided that I came & take her until she gets to know me (I've to be so dumb to take her again). Shared her number, which I didn't save. Pops out the boobies & looks-wise they're ok, but too soft (definitely some mileage there). After about 10 minutes of touching, licking & wanking I came. I don't think BBBJ or CBJ is available. She provided some fake, heavy shhhhhhhh. Sounds which she assumed that will aid the building crescendo in me. In reality it disappointed me. To compensate for this I shot her face :-D & she was like WTF. I didn't sneak my hand inside her skirt though it was possible. Had a bad feeling as if she may have teeth in her vagina. Oh my fucking god, bloody teeth in her bloody vagina that will bloody bite my fucking John Thomas off. Oops sorry got carried away. Shame on me!

By the way I heard a commotion outside from a guy during the session. He had come in & paid, was disappointed of the selection & wanted some young flesh. He had demanded the money back & these chicks were not to be dissuaded easily. I heard he leave after saying that he will "talk" to the doctor / owner of the place. And the hell hags were all screaming bloody murder. & blessed the guy with wonderful names, even the worst street punk will be ashamed to hear.

Coming back to the present moment of the incident, since she had sticky stuff on both her hands (don't ask me how, I really have no idea how it got on BOTH) , she asked me to put the boobies in place, which I took some time to do, though they weren't in my standards. Was put in the steam box after I sprayed "S". Made myself comfy inside that for about 15 minutes. After I satisfied myself that I've sweated enough, had a wash & came out. When I was coming out there was this woman, possibly her age was creeping to 40, at the reception, who gave me a lopsided sexy smile (according to her). Her uniform was hiked up as no one was there. One or two more inches & I would have seen the panty covered goodies in her lower regions. Surprisingly her thighs looked smooth with no blemishing or scars & young, despite her unattractive mug.

Gods residing in their abodes in high skies, surrounded by lots of gorgeous women, had a surprise for me when I came out. There was a huge traffic jam right outside & two, full Kottawa buses were right by the exit. Felt thousand burning, malevolent eyes piercing myself & like a scalded cat, took to my heels & found safety in greener pastures.

Conclusion:

Massage – 8/10.

Looks – 5/10.

Boobs – 5/10.

GFE – 6/10 (she called me sudu, but I'm bloody dark colored. I assume she's color blind)

Attitude – 6/10.

Greediness for money– 8/10.

Selection – 3/10 (an assortment of harridans, hell hags, etc of 30 – 40 years)

Washroom – 6/10.

Summary: Massage was good. But selection was BAD. Will go there for the massage. May be I'll select someone else & see how it goes. Mongers who are looking for FS, it isn't possible since there're no doors, only curtain. It was an average experience.

Date: 26th February 2012.

Venue: TEPatHabarakada (on 190 bus route past Athurugiriya)

Went to this place since I was bombed out of my head. Saw this on a website called srilankanmassage or something on blog spot.

Details were taken down by a decent looking lady called a doctor. Pressure was also checked & was informed that it was normal. A darkish, mountainous looking, short guy was seated which I assumed someone for troubleshooting. Charged 1K for 1 hour massage & was taken upstairs to a door less, curtained room. Was given a clean towel which had the distinct aroma of herbal oil. I was not shown the girls available.

After changing, a dark, shapely, bespectacled lady in a t-shirt & slacks, showed me to the washroom. It was ok. No hot water. Came back after the wash. Asked to lie down on the bed. Massage was given. It wasn't hard & bone crunching one I preferred, but soft & good with herbal oil. Towel was on me all the time. She didn't touch the right places, hence I assumed that extras are not available, which was confirmed positive.

This lady, S*I her name is, said that there are less customers to the place. The max per day is 5 but mostly 2. If two people came at once the doctor lady will take the other since "S" is the only masseuse available. Other one has left few days back. And she is definitely my type. Dark skinned, slim, bespectacled with an okay figure. I don't think selecting the person of fancy is not possible. The lady doctor is fair & has a curvy figure, with a babyish face, which many people may die for though it isn't my penchant.

Massage was one hour & was surprisingly good. Extras was neither offered nor requested. There was no talk of tip."S" was above 35 years of age & divorced (which she told me over the phone). She doesn't moonlight by going out. I offered her 1k as the tip since she was not. She accepted it graciously (I had to force it to her hand) , but said to give a lesser amount saying that most people give 300 but max 500 & some losers (my words here.) , none! I know you guys will blame me for spoiling, but what I could I do? I was not dictated by John Thomas, but by my own brain. Also my heart went out for her. I must tell you guys, that she is a real lady & a really nice woman.

Massage – 10/10.

Woman – 9/10.

Boobs – 10/10 (small, perky. I didn't touch 'them, but definitely my standard)

GFE – 6/10.

Attitude – 9/10.

Greediness for money – 0/10.

Selection – not selectable.

Washroom – 6/10.

Summary: Massage is very good. I will definitely return (because of "P"). Extras not possible (I think the correct word is impossible). Don't even think about FS. If you want a good massage this is a nice place to go.

PS: "S" is not available now. But I had few romps with her thrice. Now she is out of touch.

Date: 11th April 2012.

Venue: TEPatKirulapona (S*a – near Odel Warehouse)

The urge to relieve myself was huge & my John Thomas requested me to find this place though there were many negative reports of this place on this forum.

Called the place & with some little walking around found it. It's an up stair place. A fortyish fatso was in the reception. Paid 1000 & shown another posh looking fatso saying that she was the only one available. Since I've left with no options, took her. Was taken to a cubicle & shown to a common bathroom. Looked like the towels weren't washed. Washroom was ok, but was not up to my standards of cleanliness. On my way out I saw a posh looking fair girl waiting near the door wearing all black & straightened hair.

Now to the massage bed. The woman's name was Moon-mali. Asked whether to use oil which I replied nada. She started given me a soft massage & after few minutes asked whether I needed a shake which I said yes. But the major turnoff was, she requested the tip upfront. Asked whether to pop out the boobies. I again said no since she wasnt my type. Then she kissed me full on the lips & said I was different from others. Then comes out the hanging & pendulating jugs. At this time I found out that she lives close to where I live, lives with the husband & has two kids. Though she was not my type, I must admit that she was very friendly & did her very best to satisfy me. Sucked her jugs for sometime, which felt & smelt very clean. After everything was done went to take a bath. On my way in I saw another small made girl with luscious lips & looked very innocent. My John Thomas was adamant that she needs to be 'tested'.

Massage – 6/10.

Woman – 4/10.

Boobs – 4/10 (small, perky. I didn't touch 'them, but definitely my standard)

GFE – 8/10.

Attitude – 9/10.

Greediness for money – 7/10.

Selection – Available but didn't have the chance to checkout.

Washroom – 4/10.

Summary: Massage was good. I will definitely return to check the other goodies. FS is not possible right here, but I think there is a possibility if you know the girls.

[QUOTE=Saakiya; 1272832]Machangs, you all let me down big time. I just came to SL for a short break and I tried to find some decent action via Colombo treads. Guess what its ZERO.

Massage and a BJ? What the hell! Is that all you could find? Even that been done by ugly working girls? Pathetic.

I'm not trying to be cocky here. But you all should be shamed of this. I know the rules are pretty tight over here. But if you look deep there are places you could get maximums.

1) Lib*ty place is still active for selected people. After 8pm

2) There is a place in Kaduwela. Ask from trishaw people they'll direct you.

3) There are so many russians are operating as freelancers.

4) Go to a club you lazy fat bastards. Ask around.

I'm spelling this out as your big brother, you need to stand up and walk around, ask around. I'm been here for only 2 weeks but I managed to find these info on my own.[/QUOTE]Saakiya. Your first post and already implying that everyone here is supposed to have worked towards getting you all the nice information.

Who do you think you are? So everyone let you down? Oh sorry not everyone just the guys fucking your sister because if you didn't know that is what 'machang' means.

I don't usually get into this kind of response but you asked for it. If you have nothing to contribute this forum except to take rude pot shots then shut the fuckup and get lost.

[QUOTE=Long Deek; 1272885]Sorry for not writing any reports for a long time. Been busy & work was over my head. Now since I have found some time to spare, here I am narrating my little endeavours.

Date: 21st January 2012.

Venue: TEPatNugegoda (7th mile post on 138 bus route, near Wijerama Road.)

Deek:

Nice classy style of writing and it is very entertaining. I remeber Mango Jango used to have a similar style but never this lengthy report. Great work man. Thank JT for the adventures.

MG