You know you should break up with a dominicana...
[QUOTE=AtLuvHerSoGud;1501192]Thanks for all the info & advice. I am happy to report that Tagged somehow managed to work for me in spite of not posting my face and I now have a Dominican novia as of Saturday night.[/QUOTE]1. The moment she says,"I love your personality!"
2. She tells you about her sick donkey.
3. She tells you about her sick relatives.
3. She needs a new Iphone for "business."
4. She likes sushi and knows how to use chopsticks (despite coming from the countryside).
5. She tells you she is on the pill and there is no reason to pull out.
6. She needs longer hair extensions.
7. Her grandmother, grandfather, mother, father, brothers, sisters & neighbor are all in the hospital and need an organ transplant.
8. She needs bigger breasts.
9. She needs braces on her teeth.
10. She needs more Crayons for her coloring book.
11. When her grandmother dies for the fifth time that year.
12. When she keeps changing channels with the TV remote control-looking for a good novella-while you are working on her.
13. She orders the most expensive thing on the menu, but then refuses to eat it because she has never seen frog legs before.
14. When she insists that she needs longer hair extensions.
15. When she insists on the newest Blackberry.
16. When she keeps hanging up after calling you, but then gets angry when you do not call her back.
17. When a guy answers her phone, puts her on and she says.don't worry-I'll introduce you to mi primo "con mucho gusto cuando venga" when you ask who he is.
18. She needs a new passola (scooter) , but has no money for gas.
19. She spends all her free time on the computer, but does not read, but likes posting pictures of herself in different angelic positions that involve sticking her butt up in the air.
20. She brings all her friends with her on your dinner date, and then they all proceed to order the most expensive thing on the menu-which they can't pronounce, have no idea what it is, and then send it back because they don't like the taste.
21. She has no problem doing drugs.
22. She can drink more then you.
23. She does not look for a job, but wants to work in a bank despite not knowing math.
24. She never has phone minutes despite the fact that you are the one always calling her.